Friday, December 31, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Jan. 1

This New Year's Day, January 1st, 2011, I will be in the program. ...The John Miller Program...HEY-oh! Hey, where else can I go where I can immediately break all my New Year's Resolutions, breathe in the stench of hungover comedians, and realize my true unfulfilled potential all in the same place? Huh?!?

This week as you listen to The John Miller Hangover Program...take it easy. Lay in bed, turn up your laptop speakers (but please don't put your computer near your barf bowl), and tune into fccfree.com for your hangover cure. We are bringing in JUST the people to soothe your headaches away with laughter...but I can't promise they won't induce more nausea.

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show as well as the George Lopez show. (Not to mention a regular on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!) He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

Also joining us to destroy our precious egos yet still manage to make us laugh our asses off...Kaseem Bentley, the Bay Area's number one insult comic will be joining us!

And finally, the ever so raunchy, sometimes offensive, yet delightfully half-naked... Ricky Luna is back to see us! He's a wild and crazy gay from San Francisco and ready and willing to say just about anything and do just about everything! With just about anybody!! HEY-o! I think he's a joy. Almond Joy. Cuz he's got nuts!!!

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For your New Year's Resolution,
make a change in the way you look. Grow some bigger balls.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Dec. 18

Tonight on the JMP..

Bernie Lubbers is a hilarious national touring comedian, public speaker, and corporate humorist, and he's the famous Whiskey Professor! As Whiskey Professor, Bernie speaks and presents for Knob Creek and Beam Global Sprits & Wine. He's the celebrity face of the brands for the east coast and presents to national media as well as whiskey and bourbon festivals in Kentucky, New York, Philadelphia, Tampa and Southern Florida, Tennessee, and many other cities. Bernie's also done numerous national/regional television and radio shows, such as The Bob & Tom Show, where he's been a regular guest for more than 12 years (6 million listeners nationwide).

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show as well as the George Lopez show. (Not to mention a regular on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!) He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the "Father of SF Comedy", is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows. Check him out Sugaboo...

Next up, John Miller's long lost grandmother, Lynn Ruth Miller is joining us!

Lynn Ruth Miller started doing comedy on stage when she was 71 years old and hit the headlines in Edinburgh at the 2005 International Fringe Festival for jumping out of a cake (almost) and removing her clothes (not quite.) She left them laughing when she sat on their laps in 2006 and in 2007, she was dubbed the new Joan Rivers of Fringe Comedy. Now she is 77 and she swears she hasn’t gotten the last laugh yet. She made it to Las Vegas in America’s Got Talent, 2008 and won the People’s Choice Award at the 2009 Branson Comedy Festival. She got to the finals in Bill Word’s Funniest Female Contest 2009 and the semi-finals in San Francisco’s International Comedy Competition.

Ken Townsend is the illegitimate child of Molly Hatchet and the Ramones, baptized in corn liquor, lit on fire, and raised on a steady diet of pro wrestling and comic books. Ken is a favorite at rehabs, halfway houses, convenience store security cameras, and more forgiving comedy establishments worldwide.

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Grow some balls.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Dec. 4

Well, well, well. Welcome to flu season. Hey I feel right at home here during flu season cuz I hang out with some sick m***** f*****s!!! Speaking of which, tonight on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta...

Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the "Father of SF Comedy", is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows. Check him out Sugaboo...

Also back on the show...Chuck Farnham! Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

We are also delighted to have Dream Denver back on the show! She is the wife of the wacky Gilligan (of the hit TV show "Gilligan’s Island").

And finally, we bring you Daymon Ferguson. Daymon Ferguson hails from Hell. Or rather, Chico California, where he was born into a white trash tradition that he’s been trying to escape ever since. High school brought the impetus Daymon needed to become a comedian—he announced to his tenth grade drama teacher that he would one day become a stand-up comic. He got right on that, too. A mere twenty years later, here he is! But first he had to take care of a few other careers—Daymon has been a diesel truck mechanic, pizza delivery guy, forklift mechanic, waiter, racecar driver, ditch digger, exotic dancers’ bodyguard, and lawyer. All of which have helped prepare him for a career standing up in front of a bunch of people, telling dick jokes.

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Man up.

Friday, November 19, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Nov. 20

Tonight on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta...

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

You’ll also hear our talk with Vince Desi, CEO of Running with Scissors, home to Postal the video game. We discuss the Postal movie and Vince’s memorable cameo as a giant penis.

John O'Connell is a nationally-touring standup comedian from Austin, Texas and an original member of Ron White's Texas Hill Country Comedy Writers. He's written several films including the winner of 2008's ABFF Best Film award, "The Abduction of Jesse Bookman" and the indie thriller "Pineapple" in which he also co-starred.

Chantel Williams started her life of comedy in the back of Buick; just about the time her family travelled across America to move to the great state of Oregon. Always witty and always astute, this young girl turned from street kid to non-famous blogger in a mere 27 years. Mediocre grades in high-school left her with no choice other than to marry her drug dealer boyfriend and shun her small town “Birthplace of U-Haul” for a slightly bigger town across the freeway. In that five years of her life there she gave birth to two ungrateful children, worked in a bowling alley, and drove a 1972 Camaro.It wasn’t long after another failed relationship that Chantel set her sights on the big city of Vancouver, Washington.

It was there that she found her greatest love; drinking red wine alone and in the dark. She moved on quickly from Vancouver to Portland, Oregon where public transportation is a plenty for drunks and where her unfulfilling writing career began. As a writer, she had an unfamous blog where many tens of readers came each day to track her daily drink and pill count. After her mother’s death, Chantel wrote a novel that is still yet unpublished due to its horrific writing and cruel unwarranted rants on racism and gender. A little skill she picked up in the Liberal University she didn’t graduate from. After Chantel’s children came of age she quickly kicked them out of the house and moved to San Francisco with her unemployed boyfriend and needy dog. She found there was never a city in the world as welcome to a racist Liberal as San Francisco. There she started a comedy club so her boyfriend would have legitimate excuses not to do the dishes and she could watch as others climbed ahead of her for fame and fortune. Oh life you cruel bitch!

Cheril Vendetti is a seasoned and much sought after comedienne on America’s comedy circuit, where her bookings keep her on the road for most of the year. When in Los Angeles, she is a regular at the world famous Comedy Store in Hollywood, and recently appeared in the “The Main Room,” a documentary about the club. She received a Clio award for playing an Italian cook in a Foster Farm commercial, and has appeared on HBO’s Real Sex (thankfully, fully clothed). It was on stage at NATPE where talent agent David Tenzer of CAA began to represent Miss Vendetti and her cooking show “I Got Your Recipes..Right Here!!” It was also on that stage where she got to create two TV pilots “The Queen of New Jersey” and “Queen of the Road.” Miss Vendetti has just completed a comical cookbook, “Mistress of the Mob Cuisine".

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Thursday, November 4, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Nov. 6

Get ready to be entertained by two San Francisco Giants! San Francisco Giants of COMEDY RADIO, that is....John Miller and Susan Maletta! So you say you've had your fill of Halloween candy. Have you had your fill of EAR candy? I think not! Look. I care. I care about you and your emotional well-being. Part of having emotional well-being is laughing. And what is the best kind of laughter? The kind resulting from inappropriate behavior. And yes, that's my opinion, but it's my blog, and our show is hilarious, so bite me.

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

Coree Spencer has been doing comedy for 10 years in the form of filmed sketch comedy winning numerous awards for writing and filmmaking. Her sketch “Top Friend” is the 13th most watched video on Myspace of all time. Her sketches have also been featured on the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Comedy website and Funny Or Die MySpace and YouTube. Coree also started and produced one of Portland’s longest running sketch comedy groups, Homeless Corner from 2003-2009 and from there, formed other award winning groups such as Awful Waffle, Ladies Night, and Kobra Kommander, which won Best Film, Best Editor, Best Musical Score and Audience Favorite for the Portland 48 Hour Film Project in 2009.

Coree is a writer, producer, video editor, director, actress, makeup artist and anything else that comes her way. She is currently in post production for her webseries "In It To Win It!" which features her as the lead actress. Coree is a regular at Castagnola’s Comedy Club on Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco, as well as many other clubs in the Bay area. She recently performed at the John Lovitz Comedy Club at their Up and Comers show in March in Hollywood, The Las Vegas Comedy Show with Joe Lowers, the Purple Onion in San Francisco and The Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Oregon. Coree is a radio personality and contributing interviewer for poprockcandymountain.com’s “Comedian on Comedian,” which is a series of nonsensical video interviews with Sarah Silverman, David Cross, Michael Ian Black, Wyatt Cenac, Hard n’ Phirm, Todd Barry and more. Coree also enjoys Velcro.

Justin Harrison started doing comedy about 7 years ago in Peoria, Il. He describes himself as story/rant comic. He hosts and books two rooms in Alameda, produces a quarterly Comedy Jam in Alameda and a monthly showcase. He's been featured at The Purple Onion, Rooster T. Feathers, The Comedy Underground (Seattle), The Comedy Store (Hollywood), Downtown Comedy Club (Los Angeles), The Jukebox Comedy Club (Peoria, Il) and many more. This month he'll be appearing at the Hollywood Improv, Club Deluxe, and The Purple Onion, as well as all of his own shows in Alameda. December 14th he'll be appearing at The Punchline in San Francisco. He's also dashingly handsome and considered irresistable to cougars.

Chantel Williams started her life of comedy in the back of Buick; just about the time her family travelled across America to move to the great state of Oregon. Always witty and always astute, this young girl turned from street kid to non-famous blogger in a mere 27 years. Mediocre grades in high-school left her with no choice other than to marry her drug dealer boyfriend and shun her small town “Birthplace of U-Haul” for a slightly bigger town across the freeway. In that five years of her life there she gave birth to two ungrateful children, worked in a bowling alley, and drove a 1972 Camaro.It wasn’t long after another failed relationship that Chantel set her sights on the big city of Vancouver, Washington.

It was there that she found her greatest love; drinking red wine alone and in the dark. She moved on quickly from Vancouver to Portland, Oregon where public transportation is a plenty for drunks and where her unfulfilling writing career began. As a writer, she had an unfamous blog where many tens of readers came each day to track her daily drink and pill count. After her mother’s death, Chantel wrote a novel that is still yet unpublished due to its horrific writing and cruel unwarranted rants on racism and gender. A little skill she picked up in the Liberal University she didn’t graduate from. After Chantel’s children came of age she quickly kicked them out of the house and moved to San Francisco with her unemployed boyfriend and needy dog. She found there was never a city in the world as welcome to a racist Liberal as San Francisco. There she started a comedy club so her boyfriend would have legitimate excuses not to do the dishes and she could watch as others climbed ahead of her for fame and fortune. Oh life you cruel bitch!

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Can you please not wimp out this time?

Friday, October 22, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 23

Ladies, are you busy picking out your slutty costumes? And Players, are you busy buying condoms to use on all those Halloween sluts? Good. Now put down your cum-fuck-me pumps, your 1-square-foot-of-fabric costume, and your pasties and pick up your dignity. Then throw it all away again by tuning into the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta.

First up on the show, we have Josh Sneed, Steve Caminiti, and other special guests.

Josh Sneed is quickly making his mark as one of the top young comics in the business. After quitting a comfy day job working for Procter & Gamble, he’s made excellent strides in following his passion for making people laugh. He’s opened for such acts as Dave Chappelle, Dane Cook, and Lewis Black. Most recently, Josh finished 2nd out of 100 of Comedy Central’s top comedians in the Annual Stand-up Showdown, earning him a deal to record a new album on Comedy Central Records.

In 2006, Josh filmed a 30-minute special, “Comedy Central Presents: Josh Sneed” that debuted in March 2007 and is currently re-airing. In November of 2006, Josh placed 6th in the Sierra Mist/MySpace Stand-up or Sit Down Challenge out of over 2,000 entrants. Finishing high in competitions is nothing new to Josh. In 4th grade he earned a blue ribbon for throwing a softball through a tire. In 2004, he performed at the Just For Laugh's Montreal Comedy Festival in the "New Faces of Comedy" group, one of the highest honors that a comedian at his level can achieve. Josh has also be seen performing in large venue theaters across the country as an opening act for the various members of "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour", and has made several appearances on "The Bob & Tom Show".

Steve Caminiti was voted Funniest Man in Cincinnati by his peers, Funniest Person in Ohio by Showtime Cable Network, and picked as Best Comedian in Cincinnati by both Cincinnati Magazine and City Beat Magazine. Steve is also a regular visitor on nationally syndicated talk shows, such as Bob & Tom and The Gary Burbank Show, and he was featured in Rolling Stone Magazine’s Comedy Issue. His television appearances include Comedy Central, CBS television’s "48 Hours", Showtime Cable Network, The Nashville Network, A&E, and MTV.

Next up, we'll be having some fun with some funny folks from the East Bay!

OJ Patterson is the definition of weird. He performs sophisticated, remedial, clean, dirty, abstract, anecdotal, nerdy, chocolate comedy at the Purple Onion, Dark Room Theater, Alameda and family reunions. Primarily a stand-up, OJ also performs improv and sketch comedy with the Sylvan Production Company. An absurdist, hypothetical wordsmith, OJ Patterson is a foremost student of the humorist craft and details his findings on the Bay Area-centric comedy blog Courting Comedy. Ultimately OJ is a lot of love nestled inside a misleadingly hulking body.

And finally we'll be having some fun with Eric The-Real-Deal-Man-Of Steele!

Born and raised in The Corn Belt, Iowa, Eric Steele has always been into entertainment. At a young age he craved attention and got into trouble for what he thought was funny at school constantly. He was active in speech and drama in high school and any other opportunity that gave him a chance to have a microphone. Eric has been doing comedy for years and takes his life experiences with him. He's an expressive comic meaning he is very animated and expressive with his emotions on stage.

Eric believes everything in life can, and should be, laughed at, from his crappy jobs, home in the ghetto, and even his own father's death at a young age. You can catch Eric at many Bay Area clubs as well as every weekend on a local radio station 95.3 KRTY in San Jose. He also recently won his round at Castagnola's Walk The Plank Comedy Competition. Eric's business card says it perfectly- "Comic, Writer, Golden Voice, and Lover?" Just don't try and find him on myspace, not there anymore. If you want to stalk him do so at www.facebook.com/realdealmanofsteele.

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Just call and harass John for me, will ya?
Scrotum or not. Pick up the phone.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 16

Welcome to another night of tasteless topics, repulsive rants, and seductive stories of social deviance. And comedy talk. Comedy talk about all things tasteless, repulsive, or deviant. The sensuous mayhem starts at 8 pm tonight. Don't forget to catch the titillating replay of last week's show, featuring a Playboy Playmate, a feminist comedian, and a handful of horny dudes and other weird characters. Click Last Show on www.fccfree.com now before it goes away!

First up on the JMP...Steve Caminiti is coming in to make us giggle! Steve was voted Funniest Man in Cincinnati by his peers, Funniest Person in Ohio by Showtime Cable Network, and picked as Best Comedian in Cincinnati by both Cincinnati Magazine and City Beat Magazine. Steve is also a regular visitor on nationally syndicated talk shows, such as Bob & Tom and The Gary Burbank Show, and he was featured in Rolling Stone Magazine’s Comedy Issue. His television appearances include Comedy Central, CBS television’s "48 Hours", Showtime Cable Network, The Nashville Network, A&E, and MTV.

Ronn Vigh, so-sexy-it’s-difficult-to-not-jump-his-bones-while-he's-on-stage, brings his unique brand of comedy to clubs, colleges, and airport lavatories all over the world. His brash attitude and acerbic wit have earned him a comparison to a young Joan Rivers by SF Weekly. Well, if she were male, gay, and didn’t shoot Botox by the pound. He was featured on NBC’s Last Comic Standing II and in 2005 founded and still co-produces the successful “Harvey’s Funny Tuesday’s” weekly comedy show at Harvey’s in the Castro District of San Francisco. No stranger to the comedy and alternative scene, he recently hosted Palm Springs Pride, headlined the Lake Tahoe Gay & Lesbian WinterFest, 10th Annual Michigan ComedyFest, and the list goes on and on and on--much like when Ronn speaks.

His one man show, 98 Pounds of Fury, enjoyed a successful run, appeared in the Off-Broadway smash hit 10 Naked Men, recently hosted coverage for the SF GLBT Pride Parade and gained much attention for a controversial off-the-cuff comment about bisexuals. He’s played Joan Rivers at Comedy Noir’s Jesus Roast, a gay Elvis Presley in a Vegas.com commercial, and a science geek in a Magrack ad displayed in NYC subways. Needless to say, he’s versatile (in many ways). He’s been heard on the radio waves and a frequent contributor to shows such as "Fernando & Greg" on Energy 92.7FM, Shake Radio on 960 AM, The Quake and Live 105’s KGAY Weekend in San Francisco. He currently reports, and was featured in, the New York Times for his "Weekly Show" on Vidsf.com. His biggest accomplishment to date: working as a flight attendant and he never smothers any of his passengers with a pillow.

Ivan Hernandez was born in New Jersey in the eighties and lived a fairly inconsequential life until starting comedy in his late teens. His is a sort of off-handed observational style marked mostly by self-deprecation, dryness, and yelling. Favorite topics include comic books, food, women, and any intersections of the three.

Some of the places he's played include the Florida Improvs, the Purple Onion, Florida International University, the Florida Supercon comic book convention, and the South Beach Comedy Festival. He's been featured in the Miami New Times as part of the Nerd Comics Tour and in the East Bay Express, and played Albert Einstein in a production of Steve Martin's Picasso at the Lapin Agile. After a long stretch of living in Florida, he leads an itinerant existence in San Francisco.

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That is, unless you lack testicles.

Friday, October 8, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 9

If you have any kind of life at all, you will probably be out and about this Saturday night. But if not, hey. We're here for you. We're ready to talk to you. And about you. Our asses are stuck to our chairs for you. Does anyone have a spatula?

Remember that next week will be the night that John gets a tattoo LIVE on the program starting at 8:30 pm til 9:30 pm by Reno from 415 Tattoo here in San Francisco. Check out www.415tattoo.com.

Oh! Hey have you seen John's Facebook profile pic? He is standing very proudly with a very young model named Cherish Armour from CherryisBomb.com. He has invited her to be a guest on the show this Saturday night. Here is her website bio: "My name is Cherish Armour and I was born and raised in the suburbs of Toronto, Canada. My intro into modeling began when I entered a bikini contest. I didn't win but I was discovered by a photographer covering the event. Everything took off after that shoot and here I am today! Modeling has brought me to many interesting places including Toronto, NYC, Las Vegas and now California.XOXO Cheri." Enjoy listening to John trying to be smooth with Ms. Cherry Is Bomb! I have been warned to behave myself.

Also on the show this week...

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

Next on the show this week...some actual Comedians!

Melanie O'Brien burst onto the San Francisco comedy scene telling raunchy jokes at venues all over the Bay Area. I consider Melanie a kindred spirit to me in that dirty minds think alike! Let's just say she's going to fit right in as she makes her debut to the John Miller Program tonight. She's performed at venues such as the Purple Onion, Harveys, and the Dark Room. Melanie also attends law school. People often ask her if she's going to drop out of law school to pursue stand-up, but she likes to think that she can manage them both, as naive as that may be.

Also joining us to destroy our precious egos yet still manage to make us laugh our asses off...Kaseem Bentley, the Bay Area's number one insult comic will be joining us!

And finally, the ever so raunchy, sometimes offensive, yet delightfully half-naked... Ricky Luna is back to see us! He's a wild and crazy gay guy from San Francisco and ready and willing to say just about anything and do just about everything! With just about anybody!! HEY-o! I can't wait to see how Kaseeem feels about him!! But I'll tell you how I feel about him. I think he's a joy. Almond Joy. Cuz he's got nuts!!!

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Saturday, October 2, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 2

WARNING!!! Tonight's show comes with a warning. WARNING: This show could potentially put your bodies into bodily function overdrive. We're either gonna make you pee your pants from laughter, make you cum in your pants from excitement, or throw up in your mouths because we're so nasty!! So...are you ready for the nasty times?! Look. It's been hot as hell outside, the news has been SUPER shitty, and we're in NO mood for seriousness, PC bullshit, or people wearing clothing. So TAKE IT OFF, unless of course, you need a diaper. You can leave that on.

And now for our hilarious line-up!

Justin Harrison started doing comedy about 7 years ago in Peoria, Il. He describes himself as story/rant comic. He hosts and books two rooms in Alameda, produces a quarterly Comedy Jam in Alameda and a monthly showcase. He's been featured at The Purple Onion, Rooster T. Feathers, The Comedy Underground (Seattle), The Comedy Store (Hollywood), Downtown Comedy Club (Los Angeles), The Jukebox Comedy Club (Peoria, Il) and many more. This month he'll be appearing at the Hollywood Improv, Club Deluxe, and The Purple Onion, as well as all of his own shows in Alameda. December 14th he'll be appearing at The Punchline in San Francisco. He's also dashingly handsome and considered irresistable to cougars.

Conor Kellicut started doing theater when he was five years old and started doing stand-up comedy in San Francisco at the age of 21 at The Holy City Zoo. He spent six years honing his skills at open mics and local clubs, quickly becoming a regular at the San Francisco Punchline and Cobb’s Comedy Club, then took second place in the Comedy Central Laugh Riot Semi-Finals. He has worked with Dave Chappelle, Jake Johansen, Dave Attell, Tracy Morgan, Chris Titus, Dana Carvey, Robin Williams, Greg Proops, Arj Barker, Patton Oswald, Greg Giraldo, Jay Mohr, Ralphie May and a bunch of people you have never heard of but are still hilarious!

Dr. Brian King is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian. Dr. Brian also produces the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco

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Thursday, September 23, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Sept. 25

Well we took a couple weeks off but we're back and ready to reunite with you, make comedy love to you, then slap your ass and send you on your way. Oh yeah and take note..in two weeks John will be getting a tattoo LIVE on the program starting at 8:30 pm til 9:30 pm by his new friend Reno at 415 Tattoo here in San Francisco. Check out www.415tattoo.com. He's going to finally cover up one of his ex-wives' names with something cool. I suggested covering it with big letters that simply say The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, but if that doesn't fit, then just a big penis. (He didn't like either idea.)

Ronn Vigh, so-sexy-it’s-difficult-to-not-jump-his-bones-while-he's-on-stage, brings his unique brand of comedy to clubs, colleges, and airport lavatories all over the world. His brash attitude and acerbic wit have earned him a comparison to a young Joan Rivers by SF Weekly. Well, if she were male, gay, and didn’t shoot Botox by the pound. He was featured on NBC’s Last Comic Standing II and in 2005 founded and still co-produces the successful “Harvey’s Funny Tuesday’s” weekly comedy show at Harvey’s in the Castro District of San Francisco. No stranger to the comedy and alternative scene, he recently hosted Palm Springs Pride, headlined the Lake Tahoe Gay & Lesbian WinterFest, 10th Annual Michigan ComedyFest, and the list goes on and on and on--much like when Ronn speaks.

His one man show, 98 Pounds of Fury, enjoyed a successful run, appeared in the Off-Broadway smash hit 10 Naked Men, recently hosted coverage for the SF GLBT Pride Parade and gained much attention for a controversial off-the-cuff comment about bisexuals. He’s played Joan Rivers at Comedy Noir’s Jesus Roast, a gay Elvis Presley in a Vegas.com commercial, and a science geek in a Magrack ad displayed in NYC subways. Needless to say, he’s versatile (in many ways). He’s been heard on the radio waves and a frequent contributor to shows such as "Fernando & Greg" on Energy 92.7FM, Shake Radio on 960 AM, The Quake and Live 105’s KGAY Weekend in San Francisco. He currently reports, and was featured in, the New York Times for his "Weekly Show" on Vidsf.com. His biggest accomplishment to date: working as a flight attendant and he never smothers any of his passengers with a pillow.

David Wiswell hit the San Francisco comedy scene in 2004. He tied for first place in MTV’s 2005 San Francisco “Yo’ Mama!” Competition. He also reached the finals of the Twisted Sea Biscuit Contest, the Brainwash Comedy Contest, and the San Francisco Comedy Club Competition. With material ranging from his love of children to his hatred of the Pope, David will display an interesting view of morality and logic that will leave you questioning both yours and his

With his adorable dimpled smile, Julian Vance lights up any room he walks into. (Oh wait--that's a joint.) Seriously though. This kid has maaaad dimples. Oh, and he's also a comedian. He's a naughty comedian but with those dimples, well, he gets away with just about anything. Even his abortion jokes make the girls giggle and swoon. Julian could pretty much go on stage and slit the MC's throat and everyone would laugh and love him because he's just so gosh darn cute! Yes, and he's also funny.

Julian started doing comedy at a young, tender age and he is still of a young, tender age and he's young, tender meat but his jokes are anything but tender. OK?? Julian's the type of guy you could introduce to your parents. He's also the type of guy who would try to have sex with you at your parents' house, and in your parents' bed. With your parents listening. He's mischievous. I can tell. Don't let those dimples fool you! He's trouble!!! Julian is a regular at the San Francisco Punchline as well as the Sacramento Punchline and all the best clubs all over the Bay Area. He's not above doing the open mics either, as Julian works hard at his craft and gets on stage wherever and whenever possible because he loves the stand-up comedy. Make sure to catch Julian at the San Francisco Punchline from June 22 - 26. But don't be a sucker! Don't let those dimples fool you!!!

Growing up in Oroville Ca. (where gravy is considered a beverage) Anthony Hill soaked in and rebelled against his redneck surroundings. As with most comedians, he was the class clown spending lots of time in the principal’s office. Anthony has performed in every major comedy club in the Bay Area including the Punchline, Cobbs Comedy Club, and the San Jose Improv, where he is considered a ‘favorite’, sharing the stage with national headliners such as Brett Butler, Maria Bamford, Willie Barcena, Robert Schimmel, Darrell Hammond, Jeff Dunham, Bob Saget, and Brian Regan. Anthony is also busy working in small clubs, corporate functions, comedy festivals, and major benefits every week of the year.

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Friday, September 3, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Sept. 4

Throw your hands up in the air and wave them around like you just don’t care, OR, put your hands in your lap and play with yourself until you take a nap. (We don’t give a crap.) Just make sure you listen to the show this week because I'm feeling rambunctious.

sQweeks Moralez is a stand-up comedian, comedic writer, and impressionable dreamer with a concern for creating laughter in the world. She's a woman who rolls up her sleeves, jumps in and gets involved. Recognized in the Bay Area for her distinct high-pitched voice and personal account of triumphs, tragedies, and unbridled opinions are for all those who really try to “keep it real”. Along her journey to master her craft and make her impression everlasting, sQweeks takes her comedic act on the road. She has performed at events such as the San Jose Improv’s Slanted Comedy, Unfiltered Underground, IL Pirata’s Bombshells, Tommy T’s Comedy Steakhouse, and other clubs and college shows all around the Bay Area. sQweeks continues her unending commitment to the goal of “Making You laugh” she promotes two monthly showcases, The Comedy Empire Show (San Jose, CA) and The Lookout Comedy Show (Sunnyvale, CA). Both shows promote comedy events to give back to the community, raise funds, and create awareness for different causes. Whether she’s talking about herself, relationships, or the world we live in, sQweeks offers a variety that appeals to all.

Emily Heller is a stand up comic and writer based in San Francisco. She has performed stand-up all over the country and is a regular at the San Francisco Punch Line. Festivals include Bridgetown Comedy Festival, San Francisco Sketchfest 2009 & 2010, and the Sacramento All-Sketch Festival. She has performed with comics such as Seth Meyers, Hannibal Buress, Tig Notaro, Natasha Leggero, John Mulaney, Fred Armisen, and more. She placed 2nd in the 2009 Bay Area Laugh Leader Competition and the 2009 San Francisco Women’s Comedy Competition.

Dr. Brian King is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian. Dr. Brian also produces the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco

Travis Curry will also be on the show. Travis co-hosts a radio show with Tony Sparks at FCCFREERADIO on Saturdays at 2 pm PST called "Too Much Curry" and he organizes the comedy show at Nick's Crispy Tacos in San Francisco on Monday nights.

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Friday, August 27, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, August 28

Whoa Nelly do we have a big show for you this Saturday night. This is the night of comedy greatness. This is the night of comedy heavyweights. This is the night of erotic tension and comedic release. This is the night we welcome back our absolute Favorite regular guest on our show...he's a comedy GENIUS (no big deal)...but he's also the object of my private fantasies (kind of a big deal)! We are thrilled to have the wickedly hilarious and incredibly sexy ROBERT HAWKINS back on the show!

Robert Hawkins is an ex-army medic (U.S.) who grew up fast on the sandy beaches of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. "I joined the army because I was 18 and bored with tenth grade". After an honorable discharge from civilian jobs, he took the advice of his friends and tried stand-up comedy for the first time at the Improv in Dallas, Texas. Within four years Hawkins appeared on A&E's "Comedy on the Road" with John Byner and was headlining comedy night clubs across the country as well as colleges and corporate parties. Hawkins moved west to San Francisco and broke into the Bay Area comedy scene with a strong showing in the 1993 San Francisco International Stand-Up Comedy Competition placing ninth out of hundreds. Hawkins recalls, "it was bogus man, I should have been eighth" The next year he went on to win the Fifth Annual Stand-Up Comedy Competition at California State University.

1996 was Robert's break out year with a critically acclaimed appearance on Showtime's "Full Frontal Comedy". In July of 1996 he was invited to perform at the prestigious Just for Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. His performance resulted in a sitcom development deal with Fox television. Robert made his network debut in October 1998 on NBC's "Late Night with Conan O'Brien". A recent magazine article covering Hawkins' stand-up wrote "comics like Robert Hawkins take the art form (stand-up comedy) to new highs and he is worth checking out if he comes to your town."

Also on the show we are thrilled to have comedian, actor, and comedy writer David Feldman joining us!

For years a favorite among critics, other stand-ups, and those in the know, David Feldman is finally breaking through with frequent appearances on "The Tonight Show" and "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." He will soon appear in his own half-hour special on Comedy Central to air later this year. Feldman also appears frequently on Showtime, VH1, and until he got way too old, MTV. Feldman's acting credits include most recently an appearance on HBO's critically acclaimed series "Curb Your Enthusiasm" starring "Seinfeld" co-creator Larry David.

As a comedy writer, David Feldman has amassed a variety of credits. He was a writer for the popular ABC sitcom "Roseanne," as well as HBO's much-lauded "Dennis Miller Live!" and "Not Necessarily the News." He currently writes for HBO's "Real Time With Bill Maher." Feldman has written for countless awards shows including the 2002 and 2003 Emmys. Feldman has also won three prime time Emmy awards for comedy writing, as well as three prestigious Writer's Guild Awards and a Cable Ace Award. But David says the award he looks forward to most is the three million dollar settlement he gets from a jury after successfully bringing Roseanne to court for firing him with two small children to support. In 2009, Feldman launched the popular listener supported 'David Feldman Comedy Podcast' which includes a diverse mixture of live and prerecorded content which can be downloaded from iTunes for free.

Next up we have a legend on the San Francisco comedy scene joining us, my good friend, the very funny John Hoogasian!

John Hoogasian is the best-kept comedy secret weapon. A wit honed to a razor's edge through years of sacrifice propels Johnnie's creative flow. Immediately accessible and fresh, Hoggie's style is both pioneering and classic. He tailors his sets to the harmonics of his audience. His fearless on-stage adventures challenge the audience to be with him in the moments. He will engage anyone, anywhere with his own unique hand-to-hand banter. In a world fraught with real and imagined danger, he creates an escape route that invites kindred spirits along. His pathos has resonance across all of humanity. John Hoogasian has appeared on Comedy Central's Live at Gotham and is a regular headliner at the San Francisco Punchline and other clubs across the Bay Area.

And finally we welcome back our long-lost soulmate and partner in crime Ben Feldman to the show!

Ben Feldman is a stand-up comedian based in San Francisco (originally from the East Coast) who performs regularly at some of the Bay Area’s top comedy clubs, including Pepperbelly’s, The Purple Onion, and Rooster T. Feathers, as well as shows throughout California and beyond. He is also a regular performer with the touring comedy group “Pawns Of Comedy”. Ben’s acerbic wit is provocative yet playful, delivered with glints of absurdity as he teeters back and forth along the thick line between aggression and charm. In other words, he’s a heavily sarcastic but likeable smart ass.
Ben ran and hosted one of the most successful recurring comedy showcases in the Bay Area called the “Laugh Orgy”. He now hosts a weekly comedy talk show on Pirate Cat Radio in San Francisco "The Ben Feldman Show" with co-host Candy Churilla from NBC’s Last Comic Standing.

So now you know who we've got so you can cancel any other plans you had.

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That's right Susan Maletta and John Miller.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, August 21

Welcome to the end of another busy, stressful work week. (Well, unless you're unemployed, then welcome to the beginning of another relaxing, restful, serene, fun, joyous, lazy, and carefree week.) (Well, unless you're broke, then welcome to another broke-ass week.) Hey! At least you can't get any fatter if you don't have a lot of food laying around the house...I mean, whaddaya want...ya wanna look like Snooki? Be happy you're broke. Who needs money anyway. Who needs money when you have the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta for FREE on your radio?!

Cheril Vendetti is a seasoned and much sought after comedienne on America’s comedy circuit, where her bookings keep her on the road for most of the year. When in Los Angeles, she is a regular at the world famous Comedy Store in Hollywood, and recently appeared in the “The Main Room,” a documentary about the club. She received a Clio award for playing an Italian cook in a Foster Farm commercial, and has appeared on HBO’s Real Sex (thankfully, fully clothed). It was on stage at NATPE where talent agent David Tenzer of CAA began to represent Miss Vendetti and her cooking show “I Got Your Recipes..Right Here!!” It was also on that stage where she got to create two TV pilots “The Queen of New Jersey” and “Queen of the Road.” Miss Vendetti has just completed a comical cookbook, “Mistress of the Mob Cuisine".

Steve Booth has had a varied career in stand-up, television, and film. His commercials include "Free Doritos – Snow globe throwing office worker," which was voted Superbowl XLIII’s NUMBER ONE COMMERCIAL by USA Today, MSNBC and YouTube, "Get More Heinz – Big Kid," a Herbert Brothers Production, and "Duct Tape – Duct Taped Roomate," a Doritos Crash The Superbowl Finalist that aired on Comedy Central, MTV, and G4. Steve was host of 17 episodes of XLTV, which aired on UPN for two seasons. He was also a featured performer on Uncut. Steve also appeared on SplatterFactor as comic relief interviewing paintball players and fans. This show aired for one season on FOXSPORTS. Steve has also had numerous small spots in music videos, local commercials, and appearances as a local personality.

Steve was also a featured comedian in the South of Sanity Stand-Up Comedy Tour, was a Finalist in Jerry Springer’s Funniest Fan Contest, and was a featured comedian in Laughter From The Homefront – a DVD for troops in Iraq. He has done hundreds of performances at comedy clubs, colleges, corporations, and theaters across the midwest. He is currently the Director of Nacho Mamas Comedy, and has been in the Wit’s End Comedy Troupe, Trespassers Only Improv Comedy, and Friday Night Live. Steve also taught improv and acting workshops at Xavier University and for corporate sales/brand/team building. Steve has authored a book and DVD series entitled Improv Games for Groups. He was also author and performer on House of Bugs, a 10-song children’s music CD, and he was author and performer for a 12-song comedy album entitled “Screwed, Blued, and Tattooed”. Steve Booth was also a celebrity judge at the Oxford International Film Festival.

Growing up in Vernon, British Columbia, the epitome of small-town Canada, Richard Kiss has lived in Vancouver, Los Angeles, and the San Francisco Bay area. While a mathematics graduate student at UCLA, Richard dabbled in stand-up as a member of the UCLA Comedy Club and performed in several shows. He took a hiatus for a decade, and resumed performing in November of 2004. Richard has performed in shows in a variety of locations including Rooster T. Feathers and the San Jose Improv.

Joe Gorman is a recent college graduate with the cherubic face of a recent driving school graduate. He's a fixture on the local scene and the founder of Baby Faces of Comedy Tour. Joe's mother once referred to him as an "apple-cheeked young man." Joe enjoys telling jokes and most of his punchlines end with him very-nearly raping something. He has performed at San Franciso's Punchline, the Purple Onion, and the San Jose Improv. He is also a stage actor, recently protraying Luke Skywalker in a stage adaptation of Star Wars at the Dark Room Theater.

Now go and slip into something more comfortable. Hopefully see-through.

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Come out of your shell for a change.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, August 14

If you don't listen to this week's show, I'm going to grab the station microphone, cuss everybody out, grab two beers, and flamboyantly slide off my chair onto the floor. Which I guess is no different than any other week. So I doubt anyone is gonna call me a hero.

By the way, HUGE thanks to our guests last week who amused us all, including Josef Anolin, Chuck Farnham, Yayne Abeba, and David Wiswell. You can catch the replay by downloading the podcast at www.fccfree.com. Click "Last Show".

So here's the deal. This is NOT the show to miss.

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show as well as the George Lopez show. (Not to mention a regular on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!) He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

In 1999, Phil started writing for his first Nationally Syndicated radio show "Bob and Tom's Big Show”. In 2001, he began writing for Martin Short and "The Martin Short Show". Ten years after he started writing for Jay Leno, Phil Perrier also started writing for David Letterman & "The Late Show". Phil still writes for both shows. Phil has also been a columnist for many newspapers including the L.A. Daily News, Washington Times, San Francisco Examiner, Baltimore Sun, Philadelphia Inquirer, Cleveland Plain Dealer, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Birmingham News, JewishWorldReview.com and, last but not least, he was a Staff Writer for the Athens (Ga.) Observer from 1993-2000

What makes this show extra special tonight?

We're having an old friend return to see us who we haven't seen for awhile. And we are very pleased to have him back. We're going to have on someone who we haven't talked to for awhile. We're going to have someone you might not have expected to be here. We're going to welcome back an extra-special boy who once was a bright-eyed, bushy-anussed intern on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta! That's RIGHT! We're going to have Casey Ley on the show!

Casey Ley is a very funny local and touring headliner and comedy radio talk show host. He has toured with Fags and Hags, headlined Live at the Onion Series at the Purple Onion, worked at the prestigious San Francisco Punchline, Cobbs Comedy Club, and the Hollywood Improv. For the past two years he has also been a part of SF Sketchfest. He is also host of The Morning Show on PirateCat Radio, a weekly talk show focusing on news, current events and the bay area comedy scene. Get ready for fun and sexy mayhem with Casey!

Kurt Weitzmann will also be back to reunite with our crazy asses! Kurt's been keeping busy but we're glad to have him back in the studio. Kurt has been performing comedy for over 15 years and his act has been seen on Comedy Central, MTV, and on the stages of every San Francisco comedy club ever to come or go. Kurt Weitzmann created, edited, and produced the ingenious "SF Weakly", a highly celebrated parody of the SF Weekly, for which he was labeled a comic genius by non other than The SF Weekly. Kurt Weitzmanns comedy sketch album TALENTED is now available on AMERICAN DREAMS RECORDS. Kurt is also the producer of the new hit film "Last Call" and co-creator of the very popular and funny "Jesus Roast" and "Hitler Roast". Kurt is also a regular performer at the SF Punchline.

And finally we're going to have a heart-to-fart chat with Neil Leiberman, The Comedy Coach®. Neil's been around a long time in the comedy scene because...well....he's OLD! Neil Leiberman was a comedian in the seventies and eighties and still performs occasionally for private functions. But being a Comedy Coach® is a full time job, so in 1982 he decided to commit himself to helping other comedians. Neil says, "My goal is to break new ground and help Comedy advance as an art form." He has been coaching comedians, public speakers, actors and screenwriters for close to thirty years. Neil also travels the globe presenting his one-day Stand-Up Comedy Seminar at comedy clubs, corporations, and colleges. Neil has sold two of his screen plays, writes for numerous national headliners, and is co-founder and Sr. Vice President of George Carlin’s Laugh.com, America’s premier comedy record company. Let's hope Neil can stay awake during his segment, because well...he's OLD!

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(Pero usted no tiene las bolas.)

Thursday, August 5, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, August 7

Thanks to our guests who rocked it last week on our show, Scott Rubin, Matt Purpura, Ronn Vigh, and Greg Asdourian. We had a great time calling San Francisco porn shops and asking them freaky questions! You can catch the re-play now on www.fccfree.com. Click "Last Show" for the wildness!

This week get ready for more crazy and absurd times!

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

David Wiswell hit the San Francisco comedy scene in 2004. He tied for first place in MTV’s 2005 San Francisco “Yo’ Mama!” Competition. He also reached the finals of the Twisted Sea Biscuit Contest, the Brainwash Comedy Contest, and the San Francisco Comedy Club Competition. With material ranging from his love of children to his hatred of the Pope, David will display an interesting view of morality and logic that will leave you questioning both yours and his.

Yayne Abeba is known for gripping audiences with her tales of growing up as a first generation Ethiopian in America. She found constant humor in the fact that she was growing up in two totally opposite worlds; the old culture of Ethiopia fused with the young and rebelious culture of America. It didn't help that she grew up in San Francisco's Haight Ashbury. Hippies and Habeshas don't mix very well. In 1995, she joined Jean Shelton actor's lab. It was there that she received praise for the role of Denny (an 80 year old white man) in the original production of "Indigo Don't Vote". She was bitten by the comedy bug in 1999 at Tony Spark's Luggage Store. Her style as been described as fresh, innovative, cutting edge and just damn funny! No topic is off limits. It was this refreshing style that got her on Season Two of Last Comic Standing. She received rave reviews for her performance at the first Holy City Zoo production, "Zoology 101", in January of 2000. She has performed at the Kung Pao Kosher Comedy show, Funny Girlz with Renee Hicks and Elvira Kurt. She took second place in the 2001 Russian River Comedy Competition. She is the winner of the (2002) Russian River Comedy Competition.

And finally we are happy to have the very funny Josef Masajiro Anolin joining us! Josef was born and raised in Oakland, California. As a stand-up comic, Josef has performed at the Punchline San Francisco and Sacramento, The Improv in San Jose, Brea, and Irvine, The Purple Onion in San Francisco, and many other venues throughout California. As a writer and actor, he has worked in a variety of capacities with Kularts, Bindlestiff Studio, and The Asian American Theater Company.

Don't be a newb, go get your lube, whip out your boob, then tune in!

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Don't puss out. Pussies make my nipples invert.

Friday, July 30, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, July 31

Our guests this week are going to work out your funny boners hard! We have Scott Rubin (Editor-in-Chief of National Lampoon), Matt Purpura (US Brand Ambassador for Jim Beam), Ronn Vigh (98 pounds of fury), and Greg Asdourian (the door man at Azucar). (Ha! Ha! Just kidding Greggie!!!)

Our first guest this week is Scott Rubin, the Editor-in-Chief of National Lampoon, the most recognized brand in humor. Rubin's tenure began in 1999, when he created the award-winning National Lampoon Dotcom as an outlet for the NatLamp's cutting edge comic sensibility. The site's content was entered into the Smithsonian Institute for best exemplifying American satire in the weeks following the 9-11 attacks, and has been awarded "Best of the Web" from the Los Angeles Times, Forbes, USA Today, CNN and The Wall Street Journal.

The site is ranked as one of the most popular entertainment Internet destinations, with a monthly audience that exceeds 800,000 readers. Rubin also writes and produces television shows for National Lampoon Networks (NLN), a college cable channel seen by nearly 5 million college students. He executive produces the #1 rated Master Debaters, an irreverent, innovative debating show featuring celebrities, local personalities, and real college debaters.

Next up we have a bourbon connosseur joining us! His name is Matt Purpura and he works for a prestigious company that many-a-comedian supports financially, Jim Beam! That's right, Matt is the US Embassador for Jim Beam. We'll learn all about what this exciting job entails and hear some fun drunk-tales from his travels. Good times.

Next, one of our favorite regulars is back! The very fun, funny, and sexy Ronn Vigh! Ronn Vigh, so-sexy-it’s-difficult-to-not-jump-his-bones-while-he's-on-stage, brings his unique brand of comedy to clubs, colleges, and airport lavatories all over the world. His brash attitude and acerbic wit have earned him a comparison to a young Joan Rivers by SF Weekly. Well, if she were male, gay, and didn’t shoot Botox by the pound. He was featured on NBC’s Last Comic Standing II and in 2005 founded and still co-produces the successful “Harvey’s Funny Tuesday’s” weekly comedy show at Harvey’s in the Castro District of San Francisco. No stranger to the comedy and alternative scene, he recently hosted Palm Springs Pride, headlined the Lake Tahoe Gay & Lesbian WinterFest, 10th Annual Michigan ComedyFest, and the list goes on and on and on--much like when Ronn speaks.

His one man show, 98 Pounds of Fury, enjoyed a successful run, appeared in the Off-Broadway smash hit 10 Naked Men, recently hosted coverage for the SF GLBT Pride Parade and gained much attention for a controversial off-the-cuff comment about bisexuals. He’s played Joan Rivers at Comedy Noir’s Jesus Roast, a gay Elvis Presley in a Vegas.com commercial, and a science geek in a Magrack ad displayed in NYC subways. Needless to say, he’s versatile (in many ways). He’s been heard on the radio waves and a frequent contributor to shows such as "Fernando & Greg" on Energy 92.7FM, Shake Radio on 960 AM, The Quake and Live 105’s KGAY Weekend in San Francisco. He currently reports, and was featured in, the New York Times for his "Weekly Show" on Vidsf.com. His biggest accomplishment to date: working as a flight attendant and he never smothers any of his passengers with a pillow.

And finally, we welcome back the oh so charming and funny Greg Asdourian! Greg Asdourian is a native San Francisco Bay Area entertainer. Born in San Francisco and now residing in the East Bay, he has been performing his relateable, endearing, and self-deprecating brand of comedy all over California, including the world-famous Comedy Store in Hollywood. Greg's stage time isn't limited to comedy. He is also a professional stage actor. Having done "Shakespeare in the Park" to most recently starring in the west coast premiere of "Evil Dead: The Musical" with the Willows Theater Company. Greg hosts a very funny comedy show at Bliss Bar on Monday nights in San Francisco, and can also be found Tuesday night's doing stand-up at La Tapatia restaurant in Concord.

Oh...ma...gawd. This show's gonna be HOT. Hotter than July. Hotter than John's temper during a Kaseem Bentley interview! AND, this show's gonna be cooool! Cooler than December. Cooler than John's balls! And bluer! :) (Ha! Ha! Just kidding Johnnie!!!) Now roll up your sleeves, roll up your pant legs, then roll up your doobies (or your boobies if they're saggin')

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Don't make me call your mother and tell her you got scared...

Saturday, July 24, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, July 24

Ahhhh tonight's the night for fun and mischief! We have a great show tonight so stay home, save your cash, and have a few hours of non-stop laughter for free! Catch the madness of listening to comedians behaving and misbehaving in their natural environment. They say more than they plan to say. They do more than they plan to do. We learn more about them than we expect to learn....let's just say we know how to pry the juicy details of their personal lives out of them....and sometimes we reveal our own...(Who'm I kidding...sometimes??).

Always the class clown (and spending most of his formative years in the principal's office), Rob Brackenridge was destined to become a comedian. Born and raised in Wisconsin, Rob has been based out of Los Angeles since 1992 and spends most of the year on the road, "bringing the funny" to audiences around the world. He tours regularly for the U.S. troops on the Miller Lite "Lite Laffs" program, and his television credits include Comedy Central's “Make Me Laugh” and “Stand-Up, Stand-Up”. He is a favorite at the Improv, the Comedy Store, and Catch a Rising Star.

Dr. Brian King is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian. Dr. Brian also produces the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco.

Kaseem Bentley is the Bay Area's number one insult comic and Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the Father of SF Comedy, is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. Tony Sparks is a class act when it comes to professionalism, supporting the comedy community, and bringing non-stop laughs and fun to us all. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows all over the bay area.

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Don't punk out.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, July 17

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, July 10

This week's guests:

Ricky Luna

Sandra Risser

Vahe Hova

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, July 3

We took the night off for the 4th of July holiday.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, June 26

This week's guests:

Phil Perrier

Cameron Edmondson

Dr. Brian King

Simone Campbell

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Saturday, June 19, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, June 19

This week's guests:

Dierdre Richards

Bombo Belford

Mary Strong

(No-Show: Burtis Cutler)

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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, June 12

It's summertime and you know what that means... Yep... hot dogs, hot tacos, and banana hammocks! Everywhere! You know what else it means? Sizzling hot times and icy, cold Coors on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta.

On the show tonight...

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show. He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

In 1999, Phil started writing for his first Nationally Syndicated radio show "Bob and Tom's Big Show”. In 2001, he began writing for Martin Short and "The Martin Short Show". Ten years after he started writing for Jay Leno, Phil Perrier also started writing for David Letterman & "The Late Show". Phil still writes for both shows. Phil has also been a columnist for many newspapers including the L.A. Daily News, Washington Times, San Francisco Examiner, Baltimore Sun, Philadelphia Inquirer, Cleveland Plain Dealer, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Birmingham News, JewishWorldReview.com and, last but not least, he was a Staff Writer for the Athens (Ga.) Observer from 1993-2000.

With his adorable dimpled smile, Julian Vance lights up any room he walks into. (Oh wait--that's a joint.) Seriously though. This kid has maaaad dimples. Oh, and he's also a comedian. He's a naughty comedian but with those dimples, well, he gets away with just about anything. Even his abortion jokes make the girls giggle and swoon. Julian could pretty much go on stage and slit the MC's throat and everyone would laugh and love him because he's just so gosh darn cute! Yes, and he's also funny.

Julian started doing comedy at a young, tender age and he is still of a young, tender age and he's young, tender meat but his jokes are anything but tender. OK?? Julian's the type of guy you could introduce to your parents. He's also the type of guy who would try to have sex with you at your parents' house, and in your parents' bed. With your parents listening. He's mischievous. I can tell. Don't let those dimples fool you! He's trouble!!! Julian is a regular at the San Francisco Punchline as well as the Sacramento Punchline and all the best clubs all over the Bay Area. He's not above doing the open mics either, as Julian works hard at his craft and gets on stage wherever and whenever possible because he loves the stand-up comedy. Make sure to catch Julian at the San Francisco Punchline from June 22 - 26. But don't be a sucker! Don't let those dimples fool you!!!

Kristee Ono lives for fun, grabbing the mic to awkwardly over-share every element of her life. She plays around the City and can be spotted at Club Deluxe, the Purple Onion, and the Dark Room. Kristee is also host to "The Ladies Room" show, which is the only all-ladies open mic, every Wednesday night at the Brainwash Cafe in San Francisco.

Katie Compa is a fast-talking East Coaster from Washington, D.C., a great place to learn to be a cynic. Growing up an ugly duckling and a nerd, Katie developed a biting sense of humor as a highly effective defense mechanism to survive her day job. Now, she uses it to write and perform comedy. Katie is a member of the 5 Funny Females tour, was a finalist in the 2007 Battle of the Bay Comedy Competition, and a Semi-Finalist in the 2009 California's Funniest Female Competition. She performs regularly on both coasts.

Jason Myung Roger's sense of humor is rooted in his unique childhood. Although he was born in Seoul, Korea, at the age of five months, Jason was adopted by hippie parents and raised in, New Boston, New Hampshire. As the only Korean growing up, he developed a distinctive perspective on life which he conveys through comedy. His stories, characters, and antics all stem from his unusual upbringing. Through his company, Standup Guy Productions, Jason produces comedy and concert events. Currently, he has a monthly comedy show at the San Jose Improv called The Comedy Crashers and is producing a concert September 11, 2009 with NE-Yo and Day 26. He has performed in some of the country's premier comedy clubs ranging from NYC's Gotham, LA's The Comedy Store, Boston's The Comedy Studio, San Francisco's The Clubhouse and Cobbs, and The Improv.

Now pack up your cooler, strap on your banana hammock, and get down here for some rambunctious and wacky good times! Comedians are always welcome in our studio audience, so head over to 350 5th St. in San Francisco by 8 pm and join the party.

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Promote your gigs, tell us a joke, or prove to yourself and to us that you have some chutzpah.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, June 5

This week's guests include Chuck Farnham, Tony Sparks, Travis Curry, Dave Wiswell, and Chantel Williams.

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the Father of SF Comedy, is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. Tony Sparks is a class act when it comes to professionalism, supporting the comedy community, and bringing non-stop laughs and fun to us all. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows including Speech Therapy Comedy at Il Pirata, All-Star Comedy and More at The SF Playhouse, Street Legal Comedy at Pissed Off Pete's, and Raw Comedy Night at Poleng Lounge.

Travis Curry will also be on the show. Travis organizes the comedy show at Nick's Crispy Tacos in San Francisco on Monday nights.

David Wiswell hit the San Francisco comedy scene in 2004. He tied for first place in MTV’s 2005 San Francisco “Yo’ Mama!” Competition. He also reached the finals of the Twisted Sea Biscuit Contest, the Brainwash Comedy Contest, and the San Francisco Comedy Club Competition. With material ranging from his love of children to his hatred of the Pope, David will display an interesting view of morality and logic that will leave you questioning both yours and his.

Chantel Williams started her life of comedy in the back of Buick; just about the time her family travelled across America to move to the great state of Oregon. Always witty and always astute, this young girl turned from street kid to non-famous blogger in a mere 27 years. Mediocre grades in high-school left her with no choice other than to marry her drug dealer boyfriend and shun her small town “Birthplace of U-Haul” for a slightly bigger town across the freeway. In that five years of her life there she gave birth to two ungrateful children, worked in a bowling alley, and drove a 1972 Camaro.It wasn’t long after another failed relationship that Chantel set her sights on the big city of Vancouver, Washington.

It was there that she found her greatest love; drinking red wine alone and in the dark. She moved on quickly from Vancouver to Portland, Oregon where public transportation is a plenty for drunks and where her unfulfilling writing career began. As a writer, she had an unfamous blog where many tens of readers came each day to track her daily drink and pill count. After her mother’s death, Chantel wrote a novel that is still yet unpublished due to its horrific writing and cruel unwarranted rants on racism and gender. A little skill she picked up in the Liberal University she didn’t graduate from. After Chantel’s children came of age she quickly kicked them out of the house and moved to San Francisco with her unemployed boyfriend and needy dog. She found there was never a city in the world as welcome to a racist Liberal as San Francisco. There she started a comedy club so her boyfriend would have legitimate excuses not to do the dishes and she could watch as others climbed ahead of her for fame and fortune. Oh life you cruel bitch!


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Friday, May 21, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, May 22

Ohhhh Lordy do we have a fantastic show planned for tonight. But before you listen to it, ask yourself some key questions...

Do you like laughing until your cheeks hurt? Does it take a lot to offend you? And, do you like raunchy good times? Then the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta is the right choice for you. All you need is a computer, minimal distractions, and a dirty sense of humor.

This is the show that allows comedians to let their hair down and cut loose! You will hear things that probably shouldn't be said. You will experience salacious, shocking, and entertaining comedic discussions on random topics. Rum and donuts are consumed, personal and dark secrets are revealed, and sometimes a boob pops out or a flaccid penis. Why would you want to miss out on that?!? Hey listen baby...there is never a dull moment with John and Susan and their hilarious entourage. Check it out. Now about our guests...

First up, the hilarious and talented Cory "Showtime" Robinson is joining us!

Cory "Showtime" Robinson has been doing stand-up in the Bay Area since he was 11 years old. Dared by a classmate to perform stand-up comedy at his local talent show, he went on to win that competition three times in four years and never looked back. He continued to pursue this talent with the help of a family friend and owner of Planet Gemini, Anthony Lane, who gave him the chance to perform in his club throughout his teenage years. It was at Planet Gemini where Cory was able to cultivate his talent, harden his edges, and learn the controversial arts of the stage. It is also here where he was able to meet and share the stage with such performers as George Lopez, Jimmy Fallon, Gabriel Iglesis, Steve McGrew, Ralph Harris, Christopher "Kid" Reid, the late Shirley Hemphill, and many others.

Next up the very funny and edgy Melanie O'Brian and the quick-witted and charming Greg Asdourian are on the program!

Melanie O'Brien burst onto the San Francisco comedy scene telling raunchy jokes at venues all over the Bay Area. I consider Melanie a kindred spirit to me in that dirty minds think alike! Let's just say she's going to fit right in as she makes her debut to the John Miller Program tonight. She's performed at venues such as the Purple Onion, Harveys, and the Dark Room. Recently, she won an open mic competition and advanced to the semifinals round, which will be taking place on May 29th at the 7 Mile House at 10 pm. She is also part of the troupe "SUGANASTY" (as am I)!! Meanwhile, Melanie just finished her 2nd year of law school, with hopes of being a public defender. People often ask her if she's going to drop out of law school to pursue stand-up, but she likes to think that she can manage them both, as naive as that may be.

Greg Asdourian is a native San Francisco Bay Area entertainer. Born in San Francisco and now residing in the East Bay, he has been performing his relateable, endearing, and self-deprecating brand of comedy all over California, including the world-famous Comedy Store in Hollywood. Greg's stage time isn't limited to comedy. He is also a professional stage actor. Having done "Shakespeare in the Park" to most recently starring in the west coast premiere of "Evil Dead: The Musical" with the Willows Theater Company. Greg hosts a very funny comedy show at Bliss Bar on Monday nights in San Francisco, and can also be found Tuesday night's doing stand-up at La Tapatia restaurant in Concord.

And finally we welcome back bubbly, fun, and sexy Coree Spencer alongside the wonderfully silly and intellectual Dr. Brian King!

Coree Spencer has been doing comedy for 10 years in the form of filmed sketch comedy winning numerous awards for writing and filmmaking. Her sketch “Top Friend” is the 13th most watched video on Myspace of all time. Her sketches have also been featured on the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Comedy website and Funny Or Die MySpace and YouTube. Coree also started and produced one of Portland’s longest running sketch comedy groups, Homeless Corner from 2003-2009 and from there, formed other award winning groups such as Awful Waffle, Ladies Night, and Kobra Kommander, which won Best Film, Best Editor, Best Musical Score and Audience Favorite for the Portland 48 Hour Film Project in 2009.

Coree is a writer, producer, video editor, director, actress, makeup artist and anything else that comes her way. She is currently in post production for her webseries "In It To Win It!" which features her as the lead actress. Coree is a regular at Castagnola’s Comedy Club on Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco, as well as many other clubs in the Bay area. She recently performed at the John Lovitz Comedy Club at their Up and Comers show in March in Hollywood, The Las Vegas Comedy Show with Joe Lowers, the Purple Onion in San Francisco and The Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Oregon. Coree is a radio personality and contributing interviewer for poprockcandymountain.com’s “Comedian on Comedian,” which is a series of nonsensical video interviews with Sarah Silverman, David Cross, Michael Ian Black, Wyatt Cenac, Hard n’ Phirm, Todd Barry and more. Coree also enjoys Velcro.

Dr. Brian King is a comedian who also is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian. Dr. Brian also produces the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco.

Now go and get naked and do what you do! Just make sure you turn the camera on and send a clip to us. John needs something to masturbate to and well...I need a good laugh.

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Don't be frightened little one.
It's going to be OK.

I know one sexy guy in particular who has the guts to call us...

Saturday, May 15, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, May 15

Have you been thinking about us?

Have you been missing us? Have you been imagining being with us or listening to us? Because we've been thinking about you too. A LOT. And while we were thinking about you, we had our hands down our pants. Yeah that's right. Why? From excitement. Over what? Over The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, that's what. (That, and we just like to put our hands down our pants.)

Tonight is an incredible show with an awesome line-up of insanely talented (and in some cases, insane) comedians. (Yeah we know. What's new?) Our combination of celebrity guests, local outstanding performers, and NO CONTENT RESTRICTIONS make the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta the most deliciously fun comedy talk radio show to be on in the whole goddamned planet. Get it? Wonderful.

And now for the juicy line-up...

Steve Booth has had a varied career in stand-up, television, and film. His commercials include "Free Doritos – Snow globe throwing office worker," which was voted Superbowl XLIII’s NUMBER ONE COMMERCIAL by USA Today, MSNBC and YouTube, "Get More Heinz – Big Kid," a Herbert Brothers Production, and "Duct Tape – Duct Taped Roomate," a Doritos Crash The Superbowl Finalist that aired on Comedy Central, MTV, and G4. Steve was host of 17 episodes of XLTV, which aired on UPN for two seasons. He was also a featured performer on Uncut. Steve also appeared on SplatterFactor as comic relief interviewing paintball players and fans. This show aired for one season on FOXSPORTS. Steve has also had numerous small spots in music videos, local commercials, and appearances as a local personality.

Steve was also a featured comedian in the South of Sanity Stand-Up Comedy Tour, was a Finalist in Jerry Springer’s Funniest Fan Contest, and was a featured comedian in Laughter From The Homefront – a DVD for troops in Iraq. He has done hundreds of performances at comedy clubs, colleges, corporations, and theaters across the midwest. He is currently the Director of Nacho Mamas Comedy, and has been in the Wit’s End Comedy Troupe, Trespassers Only Improv Comedy, and Friday Night Live. Steve also taught improv and acting workshops at Xavier University and for corporate sales/brand/team building. Steve has authored a book and DVD series entitled Improv Games for Groups. He was also author and performer on House of Bugs, a 10-song children’s music CD, and he was author and performer for a 12-song comedy album entitled “Screwed, Blued, and Tattooed”. Steve Booth was also a celebrity judge at the Oxford International Film Festival

Next up...hey, what's that sQweeking sound?!? Is that...could it be...sQweeks Moralez in the house? Awwww yeahhh.

sQweeks Moralez is a stand-up comedian, comedic writer, and impressionable dreamer with a concern for creating laughter in the world. She's a woman who rolls up her sleeves, jumps in and gets involved. Recognized in the Bay Area for her distinct high-pitched voice and personal account of triumphs, tragedies, and unbridled opinions are for all those who really try to “keep it real”. Along her journey to master her craft and make her impression everlasting, sQweeks takes her comedic act on the road. She has performed at events such as the San Jose Improv’s Slanted Comedy, Unfiltered Underground, IL Pirata’s Bombshells, Tommy T’s Comedy Steakhouse, and other clubs and college shows all around the Bay Area. sQweeks continues her unending commitment to the goal of “Making You laugh” she promotes two monthly showcases, The Comedy Empire Show (San Jose, CA) and The Lookout Comedy Show (Sunnyvale, CA). Both shows promote comedy events to give back to the community, raise funds, and create awareness for different causes. Whether she’s talking about herself, relationships, or the world we live in, sQweeks offers a variety that appeals to all.

Next, we are happy to have Joe Gorman joining us!

Joe Gorman is a recent college graduate with the cherubic face of a recent driving school graduate. He's a fixture on the local scene and the founder of Baby Faces of Comedy Tour. Joe's mother once referred to him as an "apple-cheeked young man." Joe enjoys telling jokes and most of his punchlines end with him very-nearly raping something. He has performed at San Franciso's Punchline, the Purple Onion, and the San Jose Improv. He is also a stage actor, recently protraying Luke Skywalker in a stage adaptation of Star Wars at the Dark Room Theater.

And finally, we bring you the always interesting and usually delightful comedy stylings of Jesse Elias and Sammy Franco!

"Jesse Elias is a Holy Fool and stay-home flâneur coming from a rich and diverse background in the arts. A self-styled Romantic with little to no experience in matters of real life, his sense of humor was forged in the spiritual equivalent of a dark cave. If comedy were sports, his act would be miniature golf: less along the line of bone-crushing athletics on an open field and more like gently tapping balls through narrow, winding paths surrounded by castles and elephants." -- E.K

Sammy Franco is the king of Rollerdisco. Born in Brooklyn, Sammy's greatest accomplishment is winning a free pair of sneakers in a skating contest, no joke. As a comedian, he inspires others to throw tomatoes. His face is plated with titanium and constantly clicks near his ear, causing acute chronic psychosis and his hand is plated together with cadaver bone, making him the most undead comic in the city. He has developed a cult following, and is subsequently unwelcome at half a dozen clubs around the bay area. His total number of lovers is somewhere near a gross

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