Friday, October 22, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 23

Ladies, are you busy picking out your slutty costumes? And Players, are you busy buying condoms to use on all those Halloween sluts? Good. Now put down your cum-fuck-me pumps, your 1-square-foot-of-fabric costume, and your pasties and pick up your dignity. Then throw it all away again by tuning into the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta.

First up on the show, we have Josh Sneed, Steve Caminiti, and other special guests.

Josh Sneed is quickly making his mark as one of the top young comics in the business. After quitting a comfy day job working for Procter & Gamble, he’s made excellent strides in following his passion for making people laugh. He’s opened for such acts as Dave Chappelle, Dane Cook, and Lewis Black. Most recently, Josh finished 2nd out of 100 of Comedy Central’s top comedians in the Annual Stand-up Showdown, earning him a deal to record a new album on Comedy Central Records.

In 2006, Josh filmed a 30-minute special, “Comedy Central Presents: Josh Sneed” that debuted in March 2007 and is currently re-airing. In November of 2006, Josh placed 6th in the Sierra Mist/MySpace Stand-up or Sit Down Challenge out of over 2,000 entrants. Finishing high in competitions is nothing new to Josh. In 4th grade he earned a blue ribbon for throwing a softball through a tire. In 2004, he performed at the Just For Laugh's Montreal Comedy Festival in the "New Faces of Comedy" group, one of the highest honors that a comedian at his level can achieve. Josh has also be seen performing in large venue theaters across the country as an opening act for the various members of "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour", and has made several appearances on "The Bob & Tom Show".

Steve Caminiti was voted Funniest Man in Cincinnati by his peers, Funniest Person in Ohio by Showtime Cable Network, and picked as Best Comedian in Cincinnati by both Cincinnati Magazine and City Beat Magazine. Steve is also a regular visitor on nationally syndicated talk shows, such as Bob & Tom and The Gary Burbank Show, and he was featured in Rolling Stone Magazine’s Comedy Issue. His television appearances include Comedy Central, CBS television’s "48 Hours", Showtime Cable Network, The Nashville Network, A&E, and MTV.

Next up, we'll be having some fun with some funny folks from the East Bay!

OJ Patterson is the definition of weird. He performs sophisticated, remedial, clean, dirty, abstract, anecdotal, nerdy, chocolate comedy at the Purple Onion, Dark Room Theater, Alameda and family reunions. Primarily a stand-up, OJ also performs improv and sketch comedy with the Sylvan Production Company. An absurdist, hypothetical wordsmith, OJ Patterson is a foremost student of the humorist craft and details his findings on the Bay Area-centric comedy blog Courting Comedy. Ultimately OJ is a lot of love nestled inside a misleadingly hulking body.

And finally we'll be having some fun with Eric The-Real-Deal-Man-Of Steele!

Born and raised in The Corn Belt, Iowa, Eric Steele has always been into entertainment. At a young age he craved attention and got into trouble for what he thought was funny at school constantly. He was active in speech and drama in high school and any other opportunity that gave him a chance to have a microphone. Eric has been doing comedy for years and takes his life experiences with him. He's an expressive comic meaning he is very animated and expressive with his emotions on stage.

Eric believes everything in life can, and should be, laughed at, from his crappy jobs, home in the ghetto, and even his own father's death at a young age. You can catch Eric at many Bay Area clubs as well as every weekend on a local radio station 95.3 KRTY in San Jose. He also recently won his round at Castagnola's Walk The Plank Comedy Competition. Eric's business card says it perfectly- "Comic, Writer, Golden Voice, and Lover?" Just don't try and find him on myspace, not there anymore. If you want to stalk him do so at www.facebook.com/realdealmanofsteele.

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Scrotum or not. Pick up the phone.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 16

Welcome to another night of tasteless topics, repulsive rants, and seductive stories of social deviance. And comedy talk. Comedy talk about all things tasteless, repulsive, or deviant. The sensuous mayhem starts at 8 pm tonight. Don't forget to catch the titillating replay of last week's show, featuring a Playboy Playmate, a feminist comedian, and a handful of horny dudes and other weird characters. Click Last Show on www.fccfree.com now before it goes away!

First up on the JMP...Steve Caminiti is coming in to make us giggle! Steve was voted Funniest Man in Cincinnati by his peers, Funniest Person in Ohio by Showtime Cable Network, and picked as Best Comedian in Cincinnati by both Cincinnati Magazine and City Beat Magazine. Steve is also a regular visitor on nationally syndicated talk shows, such as Bob & Tom and The Gary Burbank Show, and he was featured in Rolling Stone Magazine’s Comedy Issue. His television appearances include Comedy Central, CBS television’s "48 Hours", Showtime Cable Network, The Nashville Network, A&E, and MTV.

Ronn Vigh, so-sexy-it’s-difficult-to-not-jump-his-bones-while-he's-on-stage, brings his unique brand of comedy to clubs, colleges, and airport lavatories all over the world. His brash attitude and acerbic wit have earned him a comparison to a young Joan Rivers by SF Weekly. Well, if she were male, gay, and didn’t shoot Botox by the pound. He was featured on NBC’s Last Comic Standing II and in 2005 founded and still co-produces the successful “Harvey’s Funny Tuesday’s” weekly comedy show at Harvey’s in the Castro District of San Francisco. No stranger to the comedy and alternative scene, he recently hosted Palm Springs Pride, headlined the Lake Tahoe Gay & Lesbian WinterFest, 10th Annual Michigan ComedyFest, and the list goes on and on and on--much like when Ronn speaks.

His one man show, 98 Pounds of Fury, enjoyed a successful run, appeared in the Off-Broadway smash hit 10 Naked Men, recently hosted coverage for the SF GLBT Pride Parade and gained much attention for a controversial off-the-cuff comment about bisexuals. He’s played Joan Rivers at Comedy Noir’s Jesus Roast, a gay Elvis Presley in a Vegas.com commercial, and a science geek in a Magrack ad displayed in NYC subways. Needless to say, he’s versatile (in many ways). He’s been heard on the radio waves and a frequent contributor to shows such as "Fernando & Greg" on Energy 92.7FM, Shake Radio on 960 AM, The Quake and Live 105’s KGAY Weekend in San Francisco. He currently reports, and was featured in, the New York Times for his "Weekly Show" on Vidsf.com. His biggest accomplishment to date: working as a flight attendant and he never smothers any of his passengers with a pillow.

Ivan Hernandez was born in New Jersey in the eighties and lived a fairly inconsequential life until starting comedy in his late teens. His is a sort of off-handed observational style marked mostly by self-deprecation, dryness, and yelling. Favorite topics include comic books, food, women, and any intersections of the three.

Some of the places he's played include the Florida Improvs, the Purple Onion, Florida International University, the Florida Supercon comic book convention, and the South Beach Comedy Festival. He's been featured in the Miami New Times as part of the Nerd Comics Tour and in the East Bay Express, and played Albert Einstein in a production of Steve Martin's Picasso at the Lapin Agile. After a long stretch of living in Florida, he leads an itinerant existence in San Francisco.

Tune in!

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That is, unless you lack testicles.

Friday, October 8, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 9

If you have any kind of life at all, you will probably be out and about this Saturday night. But if not, hey. We're here for you. We're ready to talk to you. And about you. Our asses are stuck to our chairs for you. Does anyone have a spatula?

Remember that next week will be the night that John gets a tattoo LIVE on the program starting at 8:30 pm til 9:30 pm by Reno from 415 Tattoo here in San Francisco. Check out www.415tattoo.com.

Oh! Hey have you seen John's Facebook profile pic? He is standing very proudly with a very young model named Cherish Armour from CherryisBomb.com. He has invited her to be a guest on the show this Saturday night. Here is her website bio: "My name is Cherish Armour and I was born and raised in the suburbs of Toronto, Canada. My intro into modeling began when I entered a bikini contest. I didn't win but I was discovered by a photographer covering the event. Everything took off after that shoot and here I am today! Modeling has brought me to many interesting places including Toronto, NYC, Las Vegas and now California.XOXO Cheri." Enjoy listening to John trying to be smooth with Ms. Cherry Is Bomb! I have been warned to behave myself.

Also on the show this week...

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

Next on the show this week...some actual Comedians!

Melanie O'Brien burst onto the San Francisco comedy scene telling raunchy jokes at venues all over the Bay Area. I consider Melanie a kindred spirit to me in that dirty minds think alike! Let's just say she's going to fit right in as she makes her debut to the John Miller Program tonight. She's performed at venues such as the Purple Onion, Harveys, and the Dark Room. Melanie also attends law school. People often ask her if she's going to drop out of law school to pursue stand-up, but she likes to think that she can manage them both, as naive as that may be.

Also joining us to destroy our precious egos yet still manage to make us laugh our asses off...Kaseem Bentley, the Bay Area's number one insult comic will be joining us!

And finally, the ever so raunchy, sometimes offensive, yet delightfully half-naked... Ricky Luna is back to see us! He's a wild and crazy gay guy from San Francisco and ready and willing to say just about anything and do just about everything! With just about anybody!! HEY-o! I can't wait to see how Kaseeem feels about him!! But I'll tell you how I feel about him. I think he's a joy. Almond Joy. Cuz he's got nuts!!!

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Hey if you're a real man, or woman, call in during Kaseem's segment and ask him how he feels about you. DO IT!!!!!!!!!! Your boldness will turn me on!!!!!

Saturday, October 2, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 2

WARNING!!! Tonight's show comes with a warning. WARNING: This show could potentially put your bodies into bodily function overdrive. We're either gonna make you pee your pants from laughter, make you cum in your pants from excitement, or throw up in your mouths because we're so nasty!! So...are you ready for the nasty times?! Look. It's been hot as hell outside, the news has been SUPER shitty, and we're in NO mood for seriousness, PC bullshit, or people wearing clothing. So TAKE IT OFF, unless of course, you need a diaper. You can leave that on.

And now for our hilarious line-up!

Justin Harrison started doing comedy about 7 years ago in Peoria, Il. He describes himself as story/rant comic. He hosts and books two rooms in Alameda, produces a quarterly Comedy Jam in Alameda and a monthly showcase. He's been featured at The Purple Onion, Rooster T. Feathers, The Comedy Underground (Seattle), The Comedy Store (Hollywood), Downtown Comedy Club (Los Angeles), The Jukebox Comedy Club (Peoria, Il) and many more. This month he'll be appearing at the Hollywood Improv, Club Deluxe, and The Purple Onion, as well as all of his own shows in Alameda. December 14th he'll be appearing at The Punchline in San Francisco. He's also dashingly handsome and considered irresistable to cougars.

Conor Kellicut started doing theater when he was five years old and started doing stand-up comedy in San Francisco at the age of 21 at The Holy City Zoo. He spent six years honing his skills at open mics and local clubs, quickly becoming a regular at the San Francisco Punchline and Cobb’s Comedy Club, then took second place in the Comedy Central Laugh Riot Semi-Finals. He has worked with Dave Chappelle, Jake Johansen, Dave Attell, Tracy Morgan, Chris Titus, Dana Carvey, Robin Williams, Greg Proops, Arj Barker, Patton Oswald, Greg Giraldo, Jay Mohr, Ralphie May and a bunch of people you have never heard of but are still hilarious!

Dr. Brian King is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian. Dr. Brian also produces the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco

Tune in!

Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to 11pm!

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta

Saturday Nights 8 PM - 11 PM
Mornings, Monday thru Friday 6 AM - 10 AM

FCCFREE RADIO -- SAN FRANCISCO'S ALTERNATIVE RADIO

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http://fccfree.com/
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http://susanmaletta.com/
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Tune in!

Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to 11pm!

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta

Saturday Nights 8 PM - 11 PM
Mornings, Monday thru Friday 6 AM - 10 AM

FCCFREE RADIO -- SAN FRANCISCO'S ALTERNATIVE RADIO

On the web at:
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http://fccfree.com/
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http://susanmaletta.com/
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Call in to (415) 513-5239
Don't be scurrrrred....