Saturday, May 28, 2011

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, May 28

Well it's Memorial Day weekend and you know what that means...Party Time. Oh yes. It's time to fire up the BBQ. It's time to grill some hot wienies, consume cold beer, and ROAST JOHN MILLER! Well, not quite yet. But he IS having his 50th Birthday Roast soon, and I AM THE ROAST MASTER!!! This is going down this coming Friday, June 3rd. at 1600 17th Street in SF at 9 pm. Don't miss the slaughter.

Now to kick the holiday off right, we have a sizzling hot show this evening!

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show as well as the George Lopez show. (Not to mention a regular on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!) He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

Next up we have a very interesting fellow.

He refers to himself as the Well-Known Comic. Who is this Well-Known Comic character anyway? He is a candy-coated clown to be laughed at and made a fool of. A joke teller with more one-liners in the pockets of his skinny jeans than his hero Henny Youngman. A true crowd pleaser who teases, tempts, and tantalizes. Chopping down freak-shows at a club near you: he’s well known in Hot Chocolate City. Hot Chocolate City is well known! The whole world not only knows Well-Known, but they are quickly falling into a casually anonymous, long-term, Friends With Giggles-style relationship with the man-child himself. Not unlike the songs of the legendary Joey Ramone and the famous Ramones; hear his jokes once – you’re perplexed. Hear his jokes twice – you’re asking when the next feeding is. Hear his jokes three times and you are hooked! Well-Known’s act was once described by Farrah Fawcett as a manic, super-sonic set of stream-lined funnies. And YES! It is true, he will inject zest into your daily life as he runs around the stage like a crazed lunatic. And NO! He will not warm your heart; but his routine will be etched in your brain like a photograph of your favorite drawing you did on your first Etch-a-Sketch doodle game board.

The Well-Known Comic was born and raised in the UK. In 2005, he emigrated to San Francisco, California, and within weeks of his arrival, this SHOW-BOATING GIGOLO had gone to bed with every kooky gal in that God-forsaken town. Well-Known first exploded on the bay area comedy scene five years ago when, as a under-age stripper/escort at a SF bachelorette party, he was pushed onto the comedy stage by a pack of screaming buxom beauties. Well-known’s radio show “HOT CHOCOLATE CITY” assaults listeners every Tuesday afternoon 2-6 pm on 90.5 fm KSJS in San Jose. He’s on the air because he cares about his coat-tail riders. Well-Known wants you all to know that he loves you very much and he’s got a commitment to your well being. Seriously folks.

And finally we are happy to welcome Mike Spiegelman back to the show.

Mike Spiegelman hosts the weekly Layover Comedy Night in Downtown Oakland, co-hosts Bad Movie Night at SF's Darkroom Theater, and has opened for David Cross, Emo Phillips, Robin Williams, and the late Mitch Hedberg. He's acted in the SF cult film, "The Snake." His one-man show "Salad Jokes Live" is based on material from his humor website, LuggageTuesdays.com. By the way, it's so funny when Mike hosts at the Layover. Comedians go over their time limit all the time there. Maybe cuz they're drunk, who gives a shit. Anyway, so they ignore Mike's light. So Mike goes and stands almost directly in front of the comedians and just glares at them until they walk off. It's the funniest fuckin' thing ever. So go and see that.

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Unless your nuts are the size of almonds.
In which case, I shall call you Almond Boy.

Friday, May 13, 2011

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, May 14

Huge thanks to last week's special appearance by Robert Hawkins the Comedy Genius who tours with Ron White. You can still catch the webcast but hurry up before it goes away. You see, every week the show is recorded and is then available as a downloadable podcast for only one week. If you can't hear us live on Saturday nights, make sure to download the scandalous, uncensored good times to your iPod (or whatever the hell you use to look at porn these days). Go to www.fccfree.com and click "Last Show".

Kurt Weitzmann was also on and was hilarious as usual. Others were on too. I don't know what they were on, but they were on. Oh, and hear me get electrocuted that night during a vicious, evil game. That totally blew. Download that one, you only have one more day until it's gone.

First up, Rob Sherwood makes his debut on our show. Born in Florida, raised in New York, and now living in Las Vegas, Rob's been on the comedy circuit for ten years. Before becoming a comedian, Rob was a drummer (since the age of 11, when he joined a band). Rob also spent many years behind the scenes as a light and sounds technician. This backstage experience gave him a unique comedic insight to show business on the Las Vegas Strip. Rob explores the lighter side of Las Vegas culture (a.k.a. smoking, drinking, and gambling) on stage and appeals to folks all over the country. Rob is also currently working on a TV project called “Comedy Show n’ Tell” for the new Las Vegas Television Network. Rob's talent and ambition have also entered cyberspace with him narrating and dialoguing sports bloopers. Rob's twisted viewpoints are entertaining and popular with all ages.

And, another comedian will be touching our microphones for the very first time....please give it up...for Keon Kobra everybody!! WOOO!! Let him hear it. (Or at least pretend he can hear it.)

Keon Kobra is an Iranian American stand-up comedian from Walnut Creek, California. He performs all over the west coast at clubs such as Rooster T. Feathers. He hosts Keon Kobra's Rock and Roll Comedy Showcase monthly in the East Bay and also hosts the podcast "Kobra's Book Club" where he talks with local comics who write or just funny people who like to talk comedy and books. Keon Kobra's thoughtful yet aggressive filthy comedy is truthful and hits from all angles. His signature KOBRA STRIKE! is more scary and way more funny that it sounds. It's a candy-coated skewering of contemporary society. He has a useless degree in English and isn't afraid to use it.

Next up, we warmly welcome back an extra-special boy who once was a bright-eyed, bushy-assed intern on none other than the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta! That's RIGHT! We're going to have Casey Ley on the show! Casey Ley is a very funny local and touring headliner and comedy radio talk show host. He has toured with Fags and Hags, headlined Live at the Onion Series at the Purple Onion, worked at the San Francisco Punchline, Cobbs Comedy Club, and the Hollywood Improv. Get ready for fun and sexy mayhem with Casey!

And finally, we are thrilled to have the very funny award-winning, British-Asian stand-up Comedian from Birmingham England joining us...Shazia Mirza!!!

Shazia Mirza could have married a rich man and lived in a mansion on The Bishops Avenue, with servants, bidets, and horses. But instead she chose to drive up and down the country for as little as ten pounds, staying in dirty lurid bed and breakfasts trying to make people laugh. She thought of giving up, but no Muslim man wants to marry her, now that’s she’s dabbled in jokes and fingered a few white men on the 38 bus. Shazia Mirza works all over the world and has toured the US, Sweden, Denmark, France Holland, and Germany. She has appeared on CBS 60 Minutes, NBC’s Last Comic Standing, and Have I got News for You (BBC). Check her out at www.shaziamirza.org.

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Medical professionals agree that it's quite normal for one
testicle to be larger than the other. Use THAT one to call.

Friday, May 6, 2011

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, May 7

Whoa Nelly do we have a big show for you this Saturday night. This is the night of comedy greatness. This is the night of erotic tension and comedic release. This is the night we welcome back our absolute Favorite regular guest on our show...he's a comedy GENIUS (no big deal)...but he's also the object of my private fantasies (kind of a big deal)! We are thrilled to have the wickedly hilarious and incredibly sexy ROBERT HAWKINS back on the show!

Robert Hawkins is an ex-army medic (U.S.) who grew up fast on the sandy beaches of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. "I joined the army because I was 18 and bored with tenth grade". After an honorable discharge from civilian jobs, he took the advice of his friends and tried stand-up comedy for the first time at the Improv in Dallas, Texas. Within four years Hawkins appeared on A&E's "Comedy on the Road" with John Byner and was headlining comedy night clubs across the country as well as colleges and corporate parties. Hawkins moved west to San Francisco and broke into the Bay Area comedy scene with a strong showing in the 1993 San Francisco International Stand-Up Comedy Competition placing ninth out of hundreds. Hawkins recalls, "it was bogus man, I should have been eighth" The next year he went on to win the Fifth Annual Stand-Up Comedy Competition at California State University.

1996 was Robert's break out year with a critically acclaimed appearance on Showtime's "Full Frontal Comedy". In July of 1996 he was invited to perform at the prestigious Just for Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. His performance resulted in a sitcom development deal with Fox television. Robert made his network debut in October 1998 on NBC's "Late Night with Conan O'Brien". A recent magazine article covering Hawkins' stand-up wrote "comics like Robert Hawkins take the art form (stand-up comedy) to new highs and he is worth checking out if he comes to your town."

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

And next...from San Francisco's wild and hilarious comedy troupe "A Fag, A Hag, and a Drag"...the hilarious and wonderful drag queen extraordinaire Pippi Lovestocking will be coming in! Pippi Lovestocking is a regular on the comedy circuit as well as a cabaret drag singer and entertainer who travels abroad!

Next up...Queer Eye for the Straight Radio Guy and Girl!

Like a virgin, touched for the fifty-third time, professional comedian and muckraker Nate Blanchard will also be joining us! Nate performs all over the San Francisco Bay Area, bringing his charming, delightful gay self to a clubs, colleges, and cocks across the land! He's been winning fans from the queerest to the straightest clubs, and has won me over as a fan from the start. Why? Cuz he's sweet, adorable, funny, and I enjoy him!

Kurt Weitzmann will also be back to reunite with our crazy asses! Kurt's been keeping busy but we're glad to have him back in the studio. Kurt has been performing comedy for over 15 years and his act has been seen on Comedy Central, MTV, and on the stages of every San Francisco comedy club ever to come or go. Kurt Weitzmann created, edited, and produced the ingenious "SF Weakly", a highly celebrated parody of the SF Weekly, for which he was labeled a comic genius by non other than The SF Weekly. Kurt Weitzmanns comedy sketch album TALENTED is now available on AMERICAN DREAMS RECORDS. Kurt is also the producer of the new hit film "Last Call" and co-creator of the very popular and funny "Jesus Roast" and "Hitler Roast".

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Unless your family jewels are made of cubic zirconias...

Monday, April 25, 2011

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, April 23

We are excited to have San Francisco's own "Dr. Gonzo" joining us. At the height of his career, in the 1980s, he was a headliner. He had audiences all across the country rolling in the aisles. He shared stages with Jerry Seinfeld and Huey Lewis and partied with Joe Walsh and Robin Williams. He showed a young Drew Carey the ropes. Dr. Gonzo still performs comedy and now resides in Mason City, Illinois.

Steve Caminiti was voted Funniest Man in Cincinnati by his peers, Funniest Person in Ohio by Showtime Cable Network, and picked as Best Comedian in Cincinnati by both Cincinnati Magazine and City Beat Magazine. Steve is also a regular visitor on nationally syndicated talk shows, such as Bob & Tom and The Gary Burbank Show, and he was featured in Rolling Stone Magazine’s Comedy Issue. His television appearances include Comedy Central, CBS television’s "48 Hours", Showtime Cable Network, The Nashville Network, A&E, and MTV.

Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the "Father of SF Comedy", is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows. Check him out Sugaboo...

Ben Kolina got his first experience drawing laughter from strangers in the right-field bleachers of the Oakland Coliseum, at the expense of visiting players. A proud resident of Livermore, California, Ben mounted an unsuccessful campaign for the mayor's office at 18 years of age. (Yes. Ben "mounted". Then was discounted.) Currently 28, a former musician, a former journalism student, and an experienced retail technician; Ben Kolina ate hallucinogenic mushrooms in the woods two summers ago, and decided to do stand-up comedy. Since then, Ben has performed in showcases at Tommy T's and at San Francisco's historic Purple Onion. You can see him this Tuesday, March, 29th at the San Francisco Punchline for Big Al's Big Ass Comedy Show with headliner Casey Ley.

Also stay tuned for the bay area's #1 Insult Comic ...Kaseem Bentley!!!

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Don't censor the balls.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, April 16

Welcome to another night of tasteless topics, repulsive rants, and seductive stories of social deviance. And comedy talk. Comedy talk about all things tasteless, repulsive, or socially deviant. The mayhem starts at 8 pm tonight.

Always the class clown (and spending most of his formative years in the principal's office), Rob Brackenridge was destined to become a comedian. Born and raised in Wisconsin, Rob has been based out of Los Angeles since 1992 and spends most of the year on the road, "bringing the funny" to audiences around the world. He tours regularly for the U.S. troops on the Miller Lite "Lite Laffs" program, and his television credits include Comedy Central's “Make Me Laugh” and “Stand-Up, Stand-Up”. He is a favorite at the Improv, the Comedy Store, and Catch a Rising Star.

Stuart Thompson is a rising comic in the Bay Area. Currently a student at UC Berkeley, he is the founder of The Alternates Comedy Club, the only stand-up group on campus, a writer for the Heuristic Squelch student satirical magazine, and a quarter-finalist of the 2010 Rooftop National College Comedy Competition. He has performed at historic venues, including Rooster T. Feathers in Sunnyvale; the 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley; The Comedy Store in West Hollywood; and The Purple Onion in San Francisco, where he will be headlining on April 30th. Stuart is well known for his intellectual humor and many impersonations. This combination lends forth an barrage of high-brow comedy full of vibrant stories and unforgettable characters.

Mike Spiegelman hosts the weekly Layover Comedy Night in Downtown Oakland, cohosts Bad Movie Night at SF's Darkroom Theater, and has opened for David Cross, Emo Phillips, Robin Williams, and the late Mitch Hedberg. He's acted in the SF cult film, "The Snake." His one-man show "Salad Jokes Live" is based on material from his humor website, LuggageTuesdays.com. By the way, it's so funny when Mike hosts at the Layover. Comedians go over their time limit all the time there. Maybe cuz their drunk, who gives a shit. Anyway, so they ignore Mike's light. So Mike goes and stands almost directly infront of the comedian and just glares at them until they walk off. It's the funniest fuckin' thing ever. So go and see that.

Ronn Vigh, so-sexy-it’s-difficult-to-not-jump-his-bones-while-he’s-on-stage, brings his unique brand of comedy to clubs, colleges, and airport lavatories all over the world. His brash attitude and acerbic wit have earned him a comparison to a young Joan Rivers by SF Weekly. Well, if she were male, gay, and didn’t shoot Botox by the pound. He was featured on NBC’s Last Comic Standing II and in 2005 founded and still co-produces the successful “Harvey’s Funny Tuesday’s” weekly comedy show at Harvey’s in the Castro District of San Francisco. No stranger to the comedy and alternative scene, he recently hosted Palm Springs Pride, headlined the Lake Tahoe Gay & Lesbian WinterFest, 10th Annual Michigan ComedyFest, and the list goes on and on and on--much like when Ronn speaks.

His one man show, 98 Pounds of Fury, enjoyed a successful run, appeared in the Off-Broadway smash hit 10 Naked Men, recently hosted coverage for the SF GLBT Pride Parade and gained much attention for a controversial off-the-cuff comment about bisexuals. He’s played Joan Rivers at Comedy Noir’s Jesus Roast, a gay Elvis Presley in a Vegas.com commercial, and a science geek in a Magrack ad displayed in NYC subways. Needless to say, he’s versatile (in many ways). He’s been heard on the radio waves and a frequent contributor to shows such as "Fernando & Greg" on Energy 92.7FM, Shake Radio on 960 AM, The Quake and Live 105’s KGAY Weekend in San Francisco. He currently reports, and was featured in, the New York Times for his "Weekly Show" on Vidsf.com. His biggest accomplishment to date: working as a flight attendant and he never smothers any of his passengers with a pillow.

Conor Kellicut started doing theater when he was five years old and started doing stand-up comedy in San Francisco at the age of 21 at The Holy City Zoo. He spent six years honing his skills at open mics and local clubs, quickly becoming a regular at the San Francisco Punchline and Cobb’s Comedy Club, then took second place in the Comedy Central Laugh Riot Semi-Finals. He has worked with Dave Chappelle, Jake Johansen, Dave Attell, Tracy Morgan, Chris Titus, Dana Carvey, Robin Williams, Greg Proops, Arj Barker, Patton Oswald, Greg Giraldo, Jay Mohr, Ralphie May and a bunch of people you have never heard of but are still hilarious! Conor is a regular Headliner at the San Francisco Punchline.

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Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a regimental soldier
Do your balls hang low?
If so, pick 'em up and call us.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Mar. 26

This rain makes me wet. What about you guys? The best thing about being wet is being inside where it's dry and comfortable. Next to the Internet. Where you can hear John and me be completely retarded and disgusting on the radio. And where you can also hear hilarious celebrity and up-and-coming comedians cutting loose with no content restrictions. And lots of times they are drunk and say outlandish things that reveal their true outlandish natures. Let me tell you something. It makes great radio.

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show as well as the George Lopez show. (Not to mention a regular on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!) He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

Next up, making his debut to the show, and showcasing some cute-ass dimples. I mean, they're not "ass dimples" really...I mean maybe he has ass dimples, who knows? But I'm sure I will ask him! Ben Kolina's coming to the show!

Ben Kolina got his first experience drawing laughter from strangers in the right-field bleachers of the Oakland Coliseum, at the expense of visiting players. A proud resident of Livermore, California, Ben mounted an unsuccessful campaign for the mayor's office at 18 years of age. (Yes. Ben "mounted". Then was discounted.) Currently 28, a former musician, a former journalism student, and an experienced retail technician; Ben Kolina ate hallucinogenic mushrooms in the woods two summers ago, and decided to do stand-up comedy. Since then, Ben has performed in showcases at Tommy T's and at San Francisco's historic Purple Onion. You can see him this Tuesday, March, 29th at the San Francisco Punchline for Big Al's Big Ass Comedy Show with headliner Casey Ley.

Next up, the wildly funny Mike Spiegelman is coming in. Mike Spiegelman hosts the weekly Layover Comedy Night in Downtown Oakland, cohosts Bad Movie Night at SF's Darkroom Theater, and has opened for David Cross, Emo Phillips, Robin Williams, and the late Mitch Hedberg. He's acted in the SF cult film, "The Snake." His one-man show "Salad Jokes Live" is based on material from his humor website, LuggageTuesdays.com. By the way, it's so funny when Mike hosts at the Layover. Comedians go over their time limit all the time there. Maybe cuz they're drunk, who gives a shit. Anyway, so they ignore Mike's light. So Mike goes and stands almost directly infront of the comedian and just glares at them until they walk off. It's the funniest fuckin' thing ever. So go and see that sometime.

And finally...

My funny friend, Melanie O'Brien, who once upon a fun-ass time verbally assaulted a certain Slutty McSlutpants with her razor-sharp wit, is gracing us with her domineering yet oh-so-endearing presence tonight! Melanie, I love you girl.

Melanie O'Brien burst onto the San Francisco comedy scene telling raunchy jokes at venues all over the Bay Area. I consider Melanie a kindred spirit to me in that dirty minds think alike! She's performed at venues such as the Purple Onion, Harveys, and the Dark Room. Melanie also attends law school. People often ask her if she's going to drop out of law school to pursue stand-up, but she likes to think that she can manage them both, as naive as that may be.

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Bring a sack lunch. Don't care what's in it.
Just make sure to bring your SACK, Jack!

Friday, March 4, 2011

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Mar. 5

Oh hell yeah. Guess who's agreed to be on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this week? Take a guess! GUESS!! Could it be....the one and only...Charlie "Tiger Blood" Sheen? He talks to everyone else, why not us? OK, Ok, we don't really have Charlie Sheen but hey, we DO have John Miller! Close enough? And of course, let's not forget me, Goddess Susan "Cougar Blood" Maletta. Duhh! WINNING!

And who are our magically comical guests this week? DUH! Mike Spiegelman, Patrick McDermott, Justin Harrison, and Kaseem Bentley! We're gonna be here, ready to chat, you're not--you're probably going out on Saturday night and then you'll catch the webcast later, BRING IT. (Sorry, I can't be stopped.)

Comedian Mike Spiegelman hosts the weekly Layover Comedy Night in Downtown Oakland, cohosts Bad Movie Night at SF's Darkroom Theater, and has opened for David Cross, Emo Phillips, Robin Williams, and the late Mitch Hedberg. He's acted in the SF cult film, "The Snake." His one-man show "Salad Jokes Live" is based on material from his humor website, LuggageTuesdays.com.

Patrick McDermott is a bay area comic who began doing stand-up at age 45, after his wife signed him up for an open mic. Since that time, he has developed a style that has been called tight and clean by audience members and fellow comics alike. Patrick has been a semi-finalist in comedy competitions at the San Jose Improv, Rooster T Feathers, Bunjo's Comedy Lounge, and St. Stephen's Green. He has also won Tommy T's weekly open-mic comedy competition. Patrick has performed in showcases at Comedy Off Broadway in Oakland, Bunjo's in Dublin, and has opened for the "Not Dead Yet Comedy Tour."

Justin Harrison started doing comedy about 7 years ago in Peoria, Il. He describes himself as story/rant comic. He hosts and books comedy showcases throughout the San Francisco and East Bay areas. He's been featured at The Purple Onion, Rooster T. Feathers, The Comedy Underground (Seattle), The Comedy Store (Hollywood), Downtown Comedy Club (Los Angeles), The Jukebox Comedy Club (Peoria, Il) and many more. He's also dashingly handsome and considered irresistable to cougars.

Also stay tuned for the bay area's #1 Insult Comic ...Kaseem Bentley!!!

Tune in!

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Saturday Nights 8 PM - 11 PM

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Maybe you could attach some balls to that vagina of yours.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Feb. 19

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

Coree Spencer has been doing comedy for 10 years in the form of filmed sketch comedy winning numerous awards for writing and filmmaking. Her sketch “Top Friend” is the 13th most watched video on Myspace of all time. Her sketches have also been featured on the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Comedy website and Funny Or Die MySpace and YouTube. Coree also started and produced one of Portland’s longest running sketch comedy groups, Homeless Corner from 2003-2009 and from there, formed other award winning groups such as Awful Waffle, Ladies Night, and Kobra Kommander, which won Best Film, Best Editor, Best Musical Score and Audience Favorite for the Portland 48 Hour Film Project in 2009.

Coree is a writer, producer, video editor, director, actress, makeup artist and anything else that comes her way. She is currently in post production for her webseries "In It To Win It!" which features her as the lead actress. Coree is a regular at Castagnola’s Comedy Club on Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco, as well as many other clubs in the Bay area. She recently performed at the John Lovitz Comedy Club at their Up and Comers show in March in Hollywood, The Las Vegas Comedy Show with Joe Lowers, the Purple Onion in San Francisco and The Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Oregon. Coree is a radio personality and contributing interviewer for poprockcandymountain.com’s “Comedian on Comedian,” which is a series of nonsensical video interviews with Sarah Silverman, David Cross, Michael Ian Black, Wyatt Cenac, Hard n’ Phirm, Todd Barry and more. Coree also enjoys Velcro.

Pippi Lovestocking is a regular on the comedy circuit as well as a cabaret drag singer and entertainer who travels abroad!

Comedian Mike Spiegelman hosts the weekly Layover Comedy Night in Downtown Oakland, cohosts Bad Movie Night at SF's Darkroom Theater, and has opened for David Cross, Emo Phillips, Robin Williams, and the late Mitch Hedberg. He's acted in the SF cult film, "The Snake." His one-man show "Salad Jokes Live" is based on material from his humor website, LuggageTuesdays.com.

Also stay tuned for the bay area's #1 Insult Comic ...Kaseem Bentley!!!

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Saturday, February 12, 2011

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Feb. 12

I smell something. Is it romance? Romance is in the air! Wait a minute, that's not romance. It's loneliness. Mixed with a touch of horniness. And a slight hint of desperation. NO WAIT! It's just weed smoke, nevermind. This week we bring you the Valentine's Day Edition of the John Miller Program. And in so doing, we bring you several comedians that will remind you why you are not the only one who is single! Be still my beating fart! Fall in love with the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta all over again.

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show as well as the George Lopez show. (Not to mention a regular on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!) He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

Also stay tuned for the ever-so-talented and wonderful David Hawkins!

David Hawkins has been performing stand up around the country for 5 years now and has appeared at the SF Punchline, The Comedy Store and the National Queer Arts Festival. He also appeared on LOGO TVs One Night Stand Up. He is a journalist and author of 3 plays including "Beach Party on the Black Lagoon" produced at Life on the Water Theater. He currently co-produces and hosts the weekly First Amendment filth fest Blue Room Comedy at Club 93 in SOMA. He is really rooting for Lindsay Lohan.

Making their debuts on the show tonight, we bring you Dan Allenderwest, Dash Kwiatkowski, and Keith DeSousa.

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Strap on some balls and let's play.

Friday, February 4, 2011

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Feb. 5

Awww yeahhhh. Throw your hands up in the air and wave them around like you just don’t care! Or, put your hands in your lap and play with yourself until you take a nap! (We don’t give a crap.) Look here, you. This week on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta...more fun and thrills. Remember, this show is the one where the comedians come to completely relax and unwind, be themselves, and say ANYTHING they want. And they Do Say Anything and Everything. This show is completely uncensored. This show should be called The W.T.M.I. Show. (The Way Too Much Information Show.)

Do you know what that means? Oh Lordee! It means that we pump them full of alcohol before they take the mics! Ohh Yeah! Then, they say things they wouldn't normally say. And THEN some! You see, we have a knack for making comedians feel at ease. Maybe it's because we are so goddamn charming. I don't know. And then, when they start feeling all comfortable, they start being more "open" to talking about things, like their personal lives and their genitals and other cool shit. If you listen long enough, you just might hear something ohhh so very private, exciting, and (enter evil laugh here) SCANDALOUS! So don't miss out on John and Susan and their deliciously funny guests.

And now...coming to the microphones...some sober...some not so sober...most on antidepressants of some sort...our line-up of comedians.

The city of Santa Cruz, California generates some pretty weird people and comedian John Brown certainly qualifies as one of funniest weirdos around! John represents his hometown well by amusing audiences with bizarre impressions such as E.T. and San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsome. He’s also been having fun and keeping busy annoying anonymous people by making some really wild prank calls. In addition to doing stand-up, John also regularly hosts and produces comedy shows throughout the Santa Cruz area.

Phil Johnson isn’t angry. Even when he’s screaming at the audience in the guise of a schizo killing his girlfriend or a jilted lover insulting every bit of his ex-lover’s femininity, it’s done with a warmth and a knowing glance that it’s all in good fun. It communicates to the audience that no matter what problems they’re going through, there’s always someone even more screwed up than them. Phil Johnson is, in fact, a raging optimist. And better yet, it’s all set to music. Phil Johnson deftly wields his guitar, spinning out one funny scenario after another. Far beyond the strumming/storytelling and parody style of other comedians his songs are all original, and written to include the music as an integral part of the story.

His shows have been called “choreographed frenzy” and his easy, mellow command of the stage turns completely demented on a dime. It’s a show with variety, energy, and originality that definitely pushes the boundaries. With years of experience leading his band Roadside Attraction, a college degree in music, and his activities in film and TV, Phil Johnson knows well what it takes to entertain an audience. But beyond just entertainment, Phil seeks to actually communicate something important… That life is just not as serious as we all think.

Melanie O'Brien burst onto the San Francisco comedy scene telling raunchy jokes at venues all over the Bay Area. I consider Melanie a kindred spirit to me in that dirty minds think alike! She's performed at venues such as the Purple Onion, Harveys, and the Dark Room. Melanie also attends law school. People often ask her if she's going to drop out of law school to pursue stand-up, but she likes to think that she can manage them both, as naive as that may be.

Simone Campbell has been keeping people laughing with her rapid-fire wit and in-your-face approach. Legendary lesbian comic, Karen Ripley describes her as "exciting, energetic, full of life. She warms the audience up to each other. Not an easy thing to do. Killer smile." Simone performs all over the San Francisco bay area at places such as Harveys, the Russian River Inn, and the White Horse Inn.

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Stuff your pants with tennis balls, then at least you'll LOOK courageous.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Jan. 29

This week on the John Miller Program...

Chantel Williams started her life of comedy in the back of Buick; just about the time her family travelled across America to move to the great state of Oregon. Always witty and always astute, this young girl turned from street kid to non-famous blogger in a mere 27 years. Mediocre grades in high-school left her with no choice other than to marry her drug dealer boyfriend and shun her small town “Birthplace of U-Haul” for a slightly bigger town across the freeway. In that five years of her life there she gave birth to two ungrateful children, worked in a bowling alley, and drove a 1972 Camaro.It wasn’t long after another failed relationship that Chantel set her sights on the big city of Vancouver, Washington.

It was there that she found her greatest love; drinking red wine alone and in the dark. She moved on quickly from Vancouver to Portland, Oregon where public transportation is a plenty for drunks and where her unfulfilling writing career began. As a writer, she had an unfamous blog where many tens of readers came each day to track her daily drink and pill count. After her mother’s death, Chantel wrote a novel that is still yet unpublished due to its horrific writing and cruel unwarranted rants on racism and gender. A little skill she picked up in the Liberal University she didn’t graduate from. After Chantel’s children came of age she quickly kicked them out of the house and moved to San Francisco with her unemployed boyfriend and needy dog. She found there was never a city in the world as welcome to a racist Liberal as San Francisco. There she started a comedy club so her boyfriend would have legitimate excuses not to do the dishes and she could watch as others climbed ahead of her for fame and fortune. Oh life you cruel bitch!

Dr. Brian King is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian. Dr. Brian also produces the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco.

The ever so raunchy, sometimes offensive, yet delightfully half-naked... Ricky Luna is back to see us! He's a wild and crazy gay from San Francisco and ready and willing to say just about anything and do just about everything! With just about anybody!! HEY-o! I think he's a joy. Almond Joy. Cuz he's got nuts!!!

Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the "Father of SF Comedy", is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows. Check him out Sugaboo...

Like a virgin, touched for the fifty-third time. professional comedian and muckraker Nate Blanchard will also be joining us! He's been rising fast in the Bay Area comedy scene winning fans from the queerest to the straightest clubs.

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Friday, January 21, 2011

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Jan. 22

First up, we welcome the very talented and beautiful Iranian comedian, Nadine Rajabi! Currently, you can watch Nadine on Showtime’s "Hot Tamales Live", "The Skinny: Fat Free News" on MySpace TV and Hulu, and on The National Lampoon College Network where she has her own weekly half-hour show ("XM Underground" and "Press Pass") that syndicates to dorm rooms everywhere. You can also hear her on XM Satellite Radio (channel 154) on National Lampoon Comedy Radio ("Nadine @ Nite") Monday through Friday (6 pm - 9 pm), where she conducts celebrity interviews and shares her pop culture know-it-all-ness to the XM world.

Nadine’s other TV, radio, and writing credits include national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, Daddy’s Girls, TVgasm.com (current), Zazreport (current), weekly celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon (current) and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio (current).

Stuart Thompson is a rising comic in the Bay Area. Currently a student at UC Berkeley, he is the founder of The Alternates Comedy Club, the only stand-up group on campus, a writer for the Heuristic Squelch student satirical magazine, and a quarter-finalist of the 2010 Rooftop National College Comedy Competition. He has performed at historic venues, including Rooster T. Feathers in Sunnyvale; the 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley; The Comedy Store in West Hollywood; and The Purple Onion in San Francisco, where he will be headlining on April 30th. Stuart is well known for his intellectual humor and many impersonations. This combination lends forth an barrage of high-brow comedy full of vibrant stories and unforgettable characters.

Ronn Vigh, so-sexy-it’s-difficult-to-not-jump-his-bones-while-he's-on-stage, brings his unique brand of comedy to clubs, colleges, and airport lavatories all over the world. His brash attitude and acerbic wit have earned him a comparison to a young Joan Rivers by SF Weekly. Well, if she were male, gay, and didn’t shoot Botox by the pound. He was featured on NBC’s Last Comic Standing II and in 2005 founded and still co-produces the successful “Harvey’s Funny Tuesday’s” weekly comedy show at Harvey’s in the Castro District of San Francisco. No stranger to the comedy and alternative scene, he recently hosted Palm Springs Pride, headlined the Lake Tahoe Gay & Lesbian WinterFest, 10th Annual Michigan ComedyFest, and the list goes on and on and on--much like when Ronn speaks.

His one man show, 98 Pounds of Fury, enjoyed a successful run, appeared in the Off-Broadway smash hit 10 Naked Men, recently hosted coverage for the SF GLBT Pride Parade and gained much attention for a controversial off-the-cuff comment about bisexuals. He’s played Joan Rivers at Comedy Noir’s Jesus Roast, a gay Elvis Presley in a Vegas.com commercial, and a science geek in a Magrack ad displayed in NYC subways. Needless to say, he’s versatile (in many ways). He’s been heard on the radio waves and a frequent contributor to shows such as "Fernando & Greg" on Energy 92.7FM, Shake Radio on 960 AM, The Quake and Live 105’s KGAY Weekend in San Francisco. He currently reports, and was featured in, the New York Times for his "Weekly Show" on Vidsf.com. His biggest accomplishment to date: working as a flight attendant and he never smothers any of his passengers with a pillow.

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It takes some scrotum. Maybe you don't have that.

Friday, January 7, 2011

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Jan 8

It's been a week. Have ya lost any weight? Did ya quit the booze? Did ya drop dem nasty cigarettes? Are ya workin' out? No? Don't worry! I have a diet tip for you. Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta. It will curb your appetite and/or assist in your regurgitation efforts! Just tryin' to help!! (I'm not saying we're gonna gross you out...I'm WARNING you that we're GONNA GROSS YOU OUT! But just part of the time. Look. Comedians tend to provide a lot of detail in their storytelling and we have on some expert story tellers coming on the show.)

Our first guest this week is the Editor for Comedy at MySpace, Scott Rubin!

Scott Rubin also used to be the Editor-in-Chief of National Lampoon, the most recognized brand in humor. Rubin's tenure began in 1999, when he created the award-winning National Lampoon Dotcom as an outlet for the NatLamp's cutting edge comic sensibility. The site's content was entered into the Smithsonian Institute for best exemplifying American satire in the weeks following the 9-11 attacks, and has been awarded "Best of the Web" from the Los Angeles Times, Forbes, USA Today, CNN and The Wall Street Journal. The site is ranked as one of the most popular entertainment Internet destinations, with a monthly audience that exceeds 800,000 readers. Rubin also writes and produces television shows for National Lampoon Networks (NLN), a college cable channel seen by nearly 5 million college students. He executive produces the #1 rated Master Debaters, an irreverent, innovative debating show featuring celebrities, local personalities, and real college debaters.

Next up on the show, Charles Orenthal James Patterson is joining us!

Aside from having the longest name in the universe, OJ Patterson is the definition of weird. He performs sophisticated, remedial, clean, dirty, abstract, anecdotal, nerdy, chocolate comedy at the Purple Onion, Dark Room Theater, Alameda and family reunions. Primarily a stand-up, OJ also performs improv and sketch comedy with the Sylvan Production Company. An absurdist, hypothetical wordsmith, OJ Patterson is a foremost student of the humorist craft and details his findings on the Bay Area-centric comedy blog Courting Comedy. Ultimately OJ is a lot of love nestled inside a misleadingly hulking body.

Also on the show...our old friend Cody Woods returns!

Cody Woods is a comedian that does comedy sometimes. He is based in the San Francisco Bay Area and is being black balled in the comedy industry. If you would like to see Cody perform, just find him on Facebook at: facebook.com/i.have.balls.of.gold so you can find a gig near you that he will not be getting booked at. His material is performed mainly in a topical and intimate style and is pretty edgy. Cody Woods also runs a shithole comedy venue on Stanford campus called the "750 Pub", where comics have the privilege of being enjoyed by people who will be making up to $450,000 within the next two years and happen to be the same type of people that comics often gawked at in high school. Cody Woods is also very articulate and his vocabulary is often filled with prestigious words like "gawk" and "high school". Cody Woods is part Irish and once had a dog.

And finally, we're going to welcome back an extra-special boy who once was a bright-eyed, bushy-assed intern on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta! That's RIGHT! We're going to have Casey Ley on the show!

Casey Ley is a very funny local and touring headliner and comedy radio talk show host. He has toured with Fags and Hags, headlined Live at the Onion Series at the Purple Onion, worked at the San Francisco Punchline, Cobbs Comedy Club, and the Hollywood Improv. For the past two years he has also been a part of SF Sketchfest. He is also host of The Morning Show on PirateCat Radio, a weekly talk show focusing on news, current events and the bay area comedy scene. Get ready for fun and sexy mayhem with Casey!

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If you grow some hair on your balls, they may at least 'appear' bigger.