Saturday, June 19, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, June 19

This week's guests:

Dierdre Richards

Bombo Belford

Mary Strong

(No-Show: Burtis Cutler)

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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, June 12

It's summertime and you know what that means... Yep... hot dogs, hot tacos, and banana hammocks! Everywhere! You know what else it means? Sizzling hot times and icy, cold Coors on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta.

On the show tonight...

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show. He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

In 1999, Phil started writing for his first Nationally Syndicated radio show "Bob and Tom's Big Show”. In 2001, he began writing for Martin Short and "The Martin Short Show". Ten years after he started writing for Jay Leno, Phil Perrier also started writing for David Letterman & "The Late Show". Phil still writes for both shows. Phil has also been a columnist for many newspapers including the L.A. Daily News, Washington Times, San Francisco Examiner, Baltimore Sun, Philadelphia Inquirer, Cleveland Plain Dealer, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Birmingham News, JewishWorldReview.com and, last but not least, he was a Staff Writer for the Athens (Ga.) Observer from 1993-2000.

With his adorable dimpled smile, Julian Vance lights up any room he walks into. (Oh wait--that's a joint.) Seriously though. This kid has maaaad dimples. Oh, and he's also a comedian. He's a naughty comedian but with those dimples, well, he gets away with just about anything. Even his abortion jokes make the girls giggle and swoon. Julian could pretty much go on stage and slit the MC's throat and everyone would laugh and love him because he's just so gosh darn cute! Yes, and he's also funny.

Julian started doing comedy at a young, tender age and he is still of a young, tender age and he's young, tender meat but his jokes are anything but tender. OK?? Julian's the type of guy you could introduce to your parents. He's also the type of guy who would try to have sex with you at your parents' house, and in your parents' bed. With your parents listening. He's mischievous. I can tell. Don't let those dimples fool you! He's trouble!!! Julian is a regular at the San Francisco Punchline as well as the Sacramento Punchline and all the best clubs all over the Bay Area. He's not above doing the open mics either, as Julian works hard at his craft and gets on stage wherever and whenever possible because he loves the stand-up comedy. Make sure to catch Julian at the San Francisco Punchline from June 22 - 26. But don't be a sucker! Don't let those dimples fool you!!!

Kristee Ono lives for fun, grabbing the mic to awkwardly over-share every element of her life. She plays around the City and can be spotted at Club Deluxe, the Purple Onion, and the Dark Room. Kristee is also host to "The Ladies Room" show, which is the only all-ladies open mic, every Wednesday night at the Brainwash Cafe in San Francisco.

Katie Compa is a fast-talking East Coaster from Washington, D.C., a great place to learn to be a cynic. Growing up an ugly duckling and a nerd, Katie developed a biting sense of humor as a highly effective defense mechanism to survive her day job. Now, she uses it to write and perform comedy. Katie is a member of the 5 Funny Females tour, was a finalist in the 2007 Battle of the Bay Comedy Competition, and a Semi-Finalist in the 2009 California's Funniest Female Competition. She performs regularly on both coasts.

Jason Myung Roger's sense of humor is rooted in his unique childhood. Although he was born in Seoul, Korea, at the age of five months, Jason was adopted by hippie parents and raised in, New Boston, New Hampshire. As the only Korean growing up, he developed a distinctive perspective on life which he conveys through comedy. His stories, characters, and antics all stem from his unusual upbringing. Through his company, Standup Guy Productions, Jason produces comedy and concert events. Currently, he has a monthly comedy show at the San Jose Improv called The Comedy Crashers and is producing a concert September 11, 2009 with NE-Yo and Day 26. He has performed in some of the country's premier comedy clubs ranging from NYC's Gotham, LA's The Comedy Store, Boston's The Comedy Studio, San Francisco's The Clubhouse and Cobbs, and The Improv.

Now pack up your cooler, strap on your banana hammock, and get down here for some rambunctious and wacky good times! Comedians are always welcome in our studio audience, so head over to 350 5th St. in San Francisco by 8 pm and join the party.

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Promote your gigs, tell us a joke, or prove to yourself and to us that you have some chutzpah.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, June 5

This week's guests include Chuck Farnham, Tony Sparks, Travis Curry, Dave Wiswell, and Chantel Williams.

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the Father of SF Comedy, is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. Tony Sparks is a class act when it comes to professionalism, supporting the comedy community, and bringing non-stop laughs and fun to us all. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash CafĂ© in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows including Speech Therapy Comedy at Il Pirata, All-Star Comedy and More at The SF Playhouse, Street Legal Comedy at Pissed Off Pete's, and Raw Comedy Night at Poleng Lounge.

Travis Curry will also be on the show. Travis organizes the comedy show at Nick's Crispy Tacos in San Francisco on Monday nights.

David Wiswell hit the San Francisco comedy scene in 2004. He tied for first place in MTV’s 2005 San Francisco “Yo’ Mama!” Competition. He also reached the finals of the Twisted Sea Biscuit Contest, the Brainwash Comedy Contest, and the San Francisco Comedy Club Competition. With material ranging from his love of children to his hatred of the Pope, David will display an interesting view of morality and logic that will leave you questioning both yours and his.

Chantel Williams started her life of comedy in the back of Buick; just about the time her family travelled across America to move to the great state of Oregon. Always witty and always astute, this young girl turned from street kid to non-famous blogger in a mere 27 years. Mediocre grades in high-school left her with no choice other than to marry her drug dealer boyfriend and shun her small town “Birthplace of U-Haul” for a slightly bigger town across the freeway. In that five years of her life there she gave birth to two ungrateful children, worked in a bowling alley, and drove a 1972 Camaro.It wasn’t long after another failed relationship that Chantel set her sights on the big city of Vancouver, Washington.

It was there that she found her greatest love; drinking red wine alone and in the dark. She moved on quickly from Vancouver to Portland, Oregon where public transportation is a plenty for drunks and where her unfulfilling writing career began. As a writer, she had an unfamous blog where many tens of readers came each day to track her daily drink and pill count. After her mother’s death, Chantel wrote a novel that is still yet unpublished due to its horrific writing and cruel unwarranted rants on racism and gender. A little skill she picked up in the Liberal University she didn’t graduate from. After Chantel’s children came of age she quickly kicked them out of the house and moved to San Francisco with her unemployed boyfriend and needy dog. She found there was never a city in the world as welcome to a racist Liberal as San Francisco. There she started a comedy club so her boyfriend would have legitimate excuses not to do the dishes and she could watch as others climbed ahead of her for fame and fortune. Oh life you cruel bitch!


Tune in!

Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to 10 pm!

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta

Saturday Nights 8 PM - 12 AM
Mornings, Monday thru Friday 6 AM - 10 AM

FCCFREE RADIO -- SAN FRANCISCO'S ALTERNATIVE RADIO

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