Our first guest is a geek, musician, wannabe writer, atheist, Web Monkey, loudmouth, Passionate Indie Liberal, and bringer of sanity to an insane fundie world. His name is Eric Jacobson, a.k.a. "The Lost Prophyt". Check out his blog called "Ramblings of the Mind of a Social Outcast". (Wow, that sounds just like our show!)
Now for our next guest. He's a little crazy, more than weird, very freakish, but a funny character and well, he's extremely "alternative"...Oh. Let me remind you folks...this IS an ALTERNATIVE comedy radio show...so let us welcome back to the program the infamous but hilarious Chris Schiappacasse!
My old friend and cohort in crime, Chris Schiappacasse truly exists outside the establishment. He is coming back to shock and disturb our listeners. He is our "special" guest. His last name is 13 letters long. He has a 7- foot bong. Not only that...he has THREE testicles, people. (I'm betting he can hold that bong up pretty well on that huge, 3-ball sack of his!) He likes to discuss matters of weed and hookers openly. He has been featured in the soon-to-be-famous "Hanging Out" videos with Vahe Hovak. Ladies and gentleman, may we introduce to you a legend in his own mind, the wonderfully infamous (and famous to a select few) Chris Schiappacasse. (That's "Skah - Pah - KAH *- Say" although I say "Shee-Yah- Pah - KAH* - Say).
Also on the show...Vahe Hova. Comedian. Producer. Up-and-Coming YouTube Sensation. Sidekick. Vahe is all of those things and more. But most importantly, Vahe is this hot, young dude with the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. (Sorry, Vahe, I write the bios around here and I'm a dirty ole' cougar.) Anyway, Vahe makes these videos about hanging out with comedians in the SF comedy community called "Hangin' Out." (Do a search on YouTube: Vahe Hovak, Hanging Out.) In these videos, Vahe captures the true essence of each featured comedian by revealing them relaxing in their natural environments, just talking about whatever comes to mind, much like we do here on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta. Comedians are at their funniest when they aren't being pressured to perform--they're simply "Hanging Out" and being themselves. This is when their natural talent comes forth and they reveal their funniest true selves. Vahe creates, edits, stars in, and produces these outlandishly fun and funny videos and in my mind, these are destined to become viral videos--world-wide, internet sensations.
Drew Pult is just a funny-ass cripple trying to take the ramp to the top. An elevator would work too, just no stairs. He has the ambition of a young Bill Gates and the mobility of a young redwood. Drew Pult does stand-up in a wheelchair. Now THAT'S funny! Drew is a regular headliner at Tommy T's Comedy Club as well as many other venues throughout the Bay Area and also is co-host of the hot new comedy talk radio show Antithesis Radio, which airs on Friday nights at 10 PM on our home station, FCCFREERADIO, 107.3 FM in San Francisco.
And finally, we are thrilled to have the very funny and sexy, nationally touring celebrity stand-up comedian Laurie Kilmartin in the studio!
Laurie Kilmartin was born and raised in a dull, Northern California suburb. A former competitive swimmer (she swam for UCLA), Laurie made the switch from pool to stage in the early nineties, during San Francisco's comedy boom, and then headed for New York. In 2002, she became a staff writer for Comedy Central's "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn." Laurie has also been seen on the Jimmy Kimmel, Comedy Central, and Showtime. Furthermore, she made appearances on The Rachel Maddow Show, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, VH1's Best Week Ever, and Oprah. She has written for CBS's "The Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson", Comedy Central's "Too Late w/Adam Carolla" and "Tough Crowd w/Colin Quinn," and NBC's "Last Comic Standing" Laurie performed at the Montreal, Aspen and Edinburgh comedy festivals. Regarding her performance at Edinburgh, the Guardian UK said, "She's the best comedian we've seen so far. She throws away lines most comedians would die for." She lives with her accidental son in New York City.
Are you ready for Too Much Information? We are.
Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to midnight!
The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta
Saturday Nights 8 PM - 12 AM
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Got Balls? Chris has 3 of them, so if you don't have any, he can spare you one.
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