Friday, November 20, 2009

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Nov. 21

Hello My Hot Little Butterballs,

It's about that time folks. Time to Gobble, Gobble, Gobble up the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta! Are you ready for your Stuffing? Because we are more than ready to give it to you. We are also ready to reach in and play with your giblets. Yep, this week is Thanksgiving week and we have one terrific spread for you, lemme tell ya. We have comedians, Coors, Cool Whip...a full feast of fantastic funny freaks ready to FIESTA!!!

First up, how 'bout some juicy white breast meat?

We have a favorite of the JMP, Kira Soltanovich. Born in the former Soviet Union, and raised by immigrant parents in San Francisco, Kira Soltanovich has plenty to laugh about. "Like most kids, my parents took me to Disneyland …not for the rides, for the lines. They assumed there’d be food at the end of them." Kira was a series regular for four seasons on Girls Behaving Badly, and has also appeared on such shows as Jimmy Kimmel Live, 3rd Rock From The Sun, and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. (Kira will be headlining the Purple Onion in San Francisco on December 5th!)

Next up, MORE tasty white breast meat ...with a side of spaghetti!

Cheril Vendetti is a seasoned and much sought after comedienne on America’s comedy circuit, where her bookings keep her on the road for most of the year. When in Los Angeles, she is a regular at the world famous Comedy Store in Hollywood, and recently appeared in the “The Main Room,” a documentary about the club. She received a Clio award for playing an Italian cook in a Foster Farm commercial, and has appeared on HBO’s Real Sex (thankfully, fully clothed). It was on stage at NATPE where talent agent David Tenzer of CAA began to represent Miss Vendetti and her cooking show “I Got Your Recipes..Right Here!!” It was also on that stage where she got to create two TV pilots “The Queen of New Jersey” and “Queen of the Road.” Miss Vendetti has just completed a comical cookbook, “Mistress of the Mob Cuisine.”

Next..no meal would be complete without a side dish of Corny...

Steve Ferris started doing comedy in 2004 and has been doing it consistently since. Before that he did it for a little while and then stopped for a year. Before that he did it one time in a high school talent contest, which resulted in him being suspended for three days. Really though, he kind of feels like he's always been a comedian, and his whole life is like his act. Steve Ferris has many talents, but comedy is probably his favorite. The reason for this is because you can see it in everything that he does. His style is the result of a dissatisfaction with convention and a strong interest in innovation. The approach is less physical, less intellectual, and more emotional and dramatic. This means comedy that you feel from the inside. Steve features regularly at the San Francisco Punchline and his genres include puns, observational, innuendo, dick, anti-humor, one-liners, and shock.

Now who's in the mood for a little dark meat on their plates? :) We are!!

We're serving up some delicious, juicy portions of Tony Sparks and Kaseem Bentley! Kaseem is the Bay Area's number one insult comic and Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the Father of SF Comedy, is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. Tony Sparks is a class act when it comes to professionalism, supporting the comedy community, and bringing non-stop laughs and fun to us all. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash CafĂ© in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows including Speech Therapy Comedy at Il Pirata, All-Star Comedy and More at The SF Playhouse, Street Legal Comedy at Pissed Off Pete's, and Raw Comedy Night at Poleng Lounge.

And finally... DESSERT has arrived! He's sweet, he's funny, and often quite creamy...Butch Escobar is on the plate!

Butch Escobar hosts a kick-ass monthly showcase at the San Jose Improv on the 4th Wednesday of every month called “Butch Escobar’s Unfiltered Underground.” Butch also has hosted and featured in Big Al’s Big Ass Comedy Show, another great show you can catch at the Improv. You can see Butch perform at other great venues around the South Bay and it’s a guarantee that any of the shows he’s involved in is going to be a great time. Butch is great—he tells it like it is and does not censor himself by any means. And, it’s a well known fact, we’re all about not censoring yourself on the JMP. We can’t wait to talk about anything and everything with him!

Now unbuckle your pants, Pilgrims. And Tune in!

Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to midnight!

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Did you hear about the X-rated turkey? It's served with very little dressing.

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