Well, it's Back to School week and we sympathize with your plight--school sucks ass! So what do you do? Well...you have options. You can put your nose to the grindstone and do your personal best, you can escape the boredom and/or pressure by getting wasted at lunch time, you can simply drop out, or, for those with slightly more ambition, you can always come get schooled by Veteran Juvenile Delinquents through a "special' on-air, alternative Continuation School, called The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!
But a word to the not-so-wise! Any non-listeners will be severely punished by Professor Miller and Lunch Lady Maletta with skin-stinging spankings, hours and hours of mind-numbing detention, and disturbing images administered via endless dick and anal sex jokes. Are you ready to fill out the paperwork? Great!
First up, we welcome the very talented and beautiful Iranian comedian, Nadine Rajabi! Currently, you can watch Nadine on Showtime’s "Hot Tamales Live", "The Skinny: Fat Free News" on MySpace TV and Hulu, and on The National Lampoon College Network where she has her own weekly half-hour show ("XM Underground" and "Press Pass") that syndicates to dorm rooms everywhere. You can also hear her on XM Satellite Radio (channel 154) on National Lampoon Comedy Radio ("Nadine @ Nite") Monday through Friday (6 pm - 9 pm), where she conducts celebrity interviews and shares her pop culture know-it-all-ness to the XM world.
Nadine’s other TV, radio, and writing credits include national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, Daddy’s Girls, TVgasm.com (current), Zazreport (current), weekly celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon (current) and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio (current).
Trevor Hill is a semi-talented stand-up comedian from Santa Cruz, California. He's funny in the wrong kind of way. For those who have never personally witnessed his "comedy" act, he mostly does impressions of homosexual celebrities and various baryard animals with a few dick jokes sprinkled in between. Some people do laugh at Trevor's shitty jokes, but so people drink their own urine too. If you like Trevor Hill, well I guess that kinda makes you a piss-guzzler.
Mary Van Note is a stand-up comedienne of the weird variety. She performs at colleges, clubs, and festivals across the country and she is the creator and star of the award winning Independent Film Channel web series, The Mary Van Note Show: Gavin Really Wants Me. The San Francisco Bay Guardian called her a “Zine-Queen Comedian” as she regularly makes zines, crafts, and mini-comics. Her specialties are stick-figures and cross-stitch. "A Gracie Allen for the new millennium, Van Note's comedic styling is truly unique, as she combines elements of raunchy slapstick with charmingly innocent self-deprecation." - Flypmedia.com. "Kaufman-esque." - The Sound of Young America. "A true crowd pleaser." - Ian Brill.
Tom Smith is a respected member of the San Francisco comedy community regularly featuring at local shows and clubs. He is a writer, producer, and actor in the sketch comedy troupe '5x5', a founding member of the stand-up comedy troupe The Stand-Up Project and an instructor at the San Francisco Comedy College. He’s known for smart, crisp joke writing and delivery as well as an easygoing demeanor as he lays out his never ending and always defeated attempts to get through life with dignity. If you’re a prematurely bald overweight failed poet living in Oakland, CA who thinks your cell phone carrier is out to kill you; Tom is a comedian who’s singing your song. If you like to laugh at a prematurely bald overweight failed poet living in Oakland, CA who thinks his cell phone carrier is out to kill him/her, there might be something wrong with you, but check his shows out anyway.
Kelly McCarron's comedy career started in high school when she began writing comedic monologues for her drama class. The most popular was a reoccurring character: a girl who did what she wanted no matter how much of an outsider it made her. After high school, Kelly gave college the old college try and left after one year. Spending most of her time writing and missing the stage, Kelly stumbled upon stand-up comedy in the spring of 2007 at the tender and impressionable young age of 20. Kelly has been doing stand-up ever since. Now as Kelly grows up, she takes a playful view on the very important lesson of finding your true self. (She hopes that her true self is skinny.)
Hung Lee will also be joining us. Hung...will be joining us. Hung. That's a hell of a name! Hung! That's gotta be the most envied name a guy could have, am I right fellas?! Hung grew up in both Vietnam and Australia, he is a children's book author, a violinist, an actor, and a stand-up comedian all wrapped up into one hung package. Hung Lee has been in Wog Boy, the Fat Pizza movie, True Love and Chaos, and Sensitive New Age Killer. His first children's book, Barry Noodles and Da Killer Bs is about a Vietnamese kid who sets up a "footy" team (I guess that's Australian for soccer or something) for all the kids at his school who don't get picked. They start a competition called Kung Footy with all the kids who don't get picked at other schools.
Dr. Brian King will also be joining us on the show! Dr. Brian is a local comedian who hosts the wildly popular "Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase" at Castagnola's in San Francisco.
Now get yourself some new shoes, a dapper new haircut, and pack up that backpack with supplies..but don't forget to put the Coors in the outside pocket otherwise you might get your weed all wet.
Tune in!
Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to midnight!
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Seriously though kids, stay in school and don't do drugs.
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