I'm not going to waste a lot of time with a big ole' wordy blog tonight, mainly because I'm hella busy, running late, and need to get my ass back up to beautiful, freaky San Francisco soon to get this party started. We're all about showcasing celebrity and local comedians on the JMP, so without further ado, here are the bio's for all the funny, shiny stars we'll have in the studio tonight. If you are in San Francisco, tune in from 8 pm to midnight on 107.3 FM in San Francisco. If you are at home, get online and listen to us on www.fccfree.com or www.fccfreeradio.com. You'll be glad you did. Well, maybe some of you will be glad. Others will be disturbed. Let's be honest here.
Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show. He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.
In 1999, Phil started writing for his first Nationally Syndicated radio show "Bob and Tom's Big Show”. In 2001, he began writing for Martin Short and "The Martin Short Show". Ten years after he started writing for Jay Leno, Phil Perrier also started writing for David Letterman & "The Late Show". Phil still writes for both shows. Phil has also been a columnist for many newspapers including the L.A. Daily News, Washington Times, San Francisco Examiner, Baltimore Sun, Philadelphia Inquirer, Cleveland Plain Dealer, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Birmingham News, JewishWorldReview.com and, last but not least, he was a Staff Writer for the Athens (Ga.) Observer from 1993-2000.
Dr. Brian King is a comedian who also is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian. Dr. Brian also produces the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco.
Michael Slack knew from childhood he would become the world's greatest Major-League-Baseball-playing archaeologist. Adulthood, however, has found him lacking the strength, speed, and coordination of a pro athlete, as well as the raw magnetism of the average archaeologist. With little choice, Michael has lowered himself to a life of stand-up comedy until a promising career in mall security takes off. A perpetual fish out of water, Michael stumbles through a world determined to pants him and tie him to the goal posts. With a comfortable style often described as "easier to hear with a microphone,"
Michael's smart, clean approach appeals to club and private audiences alike. He appears at clubs across North America, and featured with some of the biggest names in comedy, including Bob Saget, Brian Regan, and Jeff Dunham. Michael has taken top honors in numerous contests and competitions, and has headlined comedy festivals from Florida to Hawaii. Michael Slack performs on Royal Carribean and Princess Cruise Lines, and appears in NBC/Universal's "NBC at the Pump" video series at Shell stations nationwide.
"Michael Slack is a funny, smart, good man. I found him to be instantly likeable by audiences and people in general. He's witty and sharp in his observations, and gracious and classy in character. I like this guy.” – Bob Saget
“A very funny human being person. Very funny and a nice guy and all that.” – Brian Regan
Finally, we have the ever-so-charming and funny Greg Asdourian on the program! Greg is a native San Francisco Bay Area entertainer. Born in San Francisco and now residing in the East Bay, he has been performing his relateable, endearing, and self-deprecating brand of comedy all over California, including the world-famous Comedy Store in Hollywood. Greg's stage time isn't limited to comedy. He is also a professional stage actor. Having done "Shakespeare in the Park" to most recently starring in the west coast premiere of "Evil Dead: The Musical" with the Willows Theater Company. Greg hosts a very funny comedy show at Bliss Bar on Monday nights in San Francisco, and can also be found Tuesday night's doing stand-up at La Tapatia restaurant in Concord.
Now go and get naked and do what you do! Just make sure you turn the camera on and send a clip to us. John needs something to masturbate to and well...I need a good laugh.
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