The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, July 11

Hello Loves,

Let me tell you something. We LOVE you. You are some of our most precious listeners and fans. We love you so much, you give us a BONER. Not a full-on stiffy though, just a Semi. Well, actually John has the semi and I have the "mental" semi. And our semi's are for YOU, Loves. Why not help bring us to full-mast boners and tune in tonight? Distubed yet? Good! That's why we are all here.

Tonight on the JMP..

Bernie Lubbers is a hilarious national touring comedian, public speaker, and corporate humorist, and he's the famous Whiskey Professor! As Whiskey Professor, Bernie speaks and presents for Knob Creek and Beam Global Sprits & Wine. He's the celebrity face of the brands for the east coast and presents to national media as well as whiskey and bourbon festivals in Kentucky, New York, Philadelphia, Tampa and Southern Florida, Tennessee, and many other cities. Bernie's also done numerous national/regional television and radio shows, such as The Bob & Tom Show, where he's been a regular guest for more than 12 years (6 million listeners nationwide).

We'll also talk with Kaseem Bentley and Tony Sparks. Kaseem is the Bay Area's number one insult comic and Tony Sparks is lovingly known as the "Father of SF Comedy", as he is responsible for much of this comedy madness in San Francisco and in Oakland. Tony hosts the Speech Therapy comedy showcase at Il Pirata on the first Friday of the month. He also hosts Comedy & More at the SF Playhouse Sundays, and the Thursday open mic at the Brain Wash. Tony Sparks is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. Tony Sparks is a class act when it comes to professionalism, supporting the comedy community, and bringing non-stop laughs and fun to us all.

Since childhood, Oakland native Reggie Matthews has always been drawn to all that is funny. Sarcasm and opinion-based commentary has always come as naturally as breathing to him. Life has a way of throwing us various curveballs that can either send us running into the night, pulling our hair out, or running to the stage in lieu of therapy. Four years, eight jobs, a divorce, tax debt, and thousands of dollars in wage-attached child support later, our hero has decided to abandon succumbing to day jobs to become a full-time entertainer. The motivation of desperation is his driving force. Reggie was a finalist for Def Comedy Jam (Las Vegas 2006), Opened for Mark Curry, and is featured performer at Tommy T's in Pleasanton. He has also written four sitcom pilots and is a radio personality on the Al Dro Show.

Pay attention to the words of Loren Kraut, and you'll know you're getting smart, dry humor in the style of the great Woody Allen (if he were a lesbian, that is). Loren can be seen far and wide touching or counting anything that needs touching or counting. With this self-proclaimed neurosis paired with her self-evident silliness, Loren Kraut is a talented and unique crowd pleaser! She is currently the host of the late-night Friday Open Mic at the SF Clubhouse. At the recent San Francisco Comedy College Awards, Loren won "Most Inspirational Comedian" for 2008.

Straight outta the midwest, we have a "crazy mother fucker named Chris Burns from a gang called Girls With Powdered Doughnuts." Chris is a regular guest on the JMP, both in the studio and on the phone doing miscellaneous hilarious characters. Maybe we will meet some of these characters tonight! Chris is also a regular at comedy clubs throughout the bay area and hosts the "Chris Burns Call in Talk Show."

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