Awww yeahhhh. Throw your hands up in the air and wave them around like you just don’t care! Or, put your hands in your lap and play with yourself until you take a nap! (We don’t give a crap.)
Look here, you. This week on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta...more fun and thrills. Remember, this show is the one where the comedians come to completely relax and unwind, be themselves, and say ANYTHING they want. And they Do Say Anything and Everything. This show is completely uncensored. This show should be called The W.T.M.I. Show. (The Way Too Much Information Show.)
Do you know what that means? Oh Lordee! It means that we pump them full of alcohol before they take the mics! Ohh Yeah! Then, they say things they wouldn't normally say. And THEN some! You see, we have a knack for making comedians feel at ease. Maybe it's because we are so goddamn charming. I don't know. And then, when they start feeling all comfortable, they start being more "open" to talking about things, like their personal lives and their genitals and other cool shit. If you listen long enough, you just might hear something ohhh so very private, exciting, and (enter evil laugh here) SCANDALOUS! So don't miss out on John and Susan and their deliciously funny guests.
And now...coming to the microphones...some sober...some not so sober...most on antidepressants of some sort...our line-up of comedians.
First up, we have our good friend and a regular on the show...Kevin Munroe!
Kevin Munroe is a very tall and very funny comedian. Did you know that Kevin is also a talented singer? I learned that on karaoke night one time. Listening to him reminds you of a lazy, tropical beach and one very, VERY potent tropical drink. Kevin is a favorite in the SF comedy scene. Kevin was part of the "Over Six Feet of Funny" troupe and also produced the long running “Ebony and Irony” show. He's an amazing talent and also just a really cool person. You can catch Kevin at all the major comedy clubs in the area and he makes regular appearances at the SF Punchline and the Purple Onion.
Colleen Watson will be joining us next. Colleen is a stand-up comic and writer in the Bay Area. She has performed at many venues throughout the area including the San Jose Improv, Tommy Ts, Rooster T Feathers, the Tacoma Comedy Underground and many more. Her style incorporates stories from her life as well as the retarded way she tries to deal with them. You can catch Colleen (as well as Susan Maletta...HEY-OH!) this Sunday night in the hilarious show "Bubbles' Beauties" at the Campbell Theatre in Martinez.
Next up we are getting into some mischief with Sean Sinha!
Sean Sinha was destined in life to be a Little Rascal, but was born far too late for this to happen. Instead, he chose the life of seediness and back alley microphone tricking that is stand-up comedy. Sean runs a bi-weekly comedy show at Mission Pizza in Fremont along with keeping up a frantic pace of doing shows all over California. Sean feels that solid hosting is one of the most important aspects of a great comedy show, which is why you will often find him hosting various shows around the SF Bay Area. Sean recently hosted Doug Benson's pre-DVD taping show at San Jose State.
And finally, another regular and favorite on the JMP, we bring you joy and laughter via Bob Johnston!
Bob Johnston is a high-energy comic who grew up in a small town, and has been called “the only Redneck in the Bay Area.” (Ummm....I guess they never met John.) :) Bob does a great job morphing blue-collar comedy with the high tech world and skips easily from topics such as baldness to ex-girlfriends to traffic problems. Getting his start in the East Bay/Oakland area helped Bob earned the title of “the blackest non-black comic.” Bob has opened for The Stylistics, Richard Lewis, Bruce Bruce, Tony Rock, Mary Ellen Hooper, Lavelle Crawford, and Sherman Helmsley (aka George Jefferson). Bob has performed at The Improv, the Punchline, the Comedy Store, and many more.
Now go get in the tub, scrub-a-dub-dub, stroke yer chub, then tune in!
Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to midnight!
The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta
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(But I don't think you will, because you have no testicles.)
Friday, February 5, 2010
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