The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Nov. 9

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Check this out, sexy bitches. This show is going to be magical. No magicians or optical illusions or sawing people in half (although someone may end up juggling their nuts). This show is going to be about deliciously mischievous and revealing conversation, enriching educational opportunities, and we may just pull a rabbit out of someone’s ass, who knows.

We now have a regular awesome weekly segment on the show --
Raucous Rants with Will Durst! That’s right, local celebrity comedian and author, and "Quite Possibly the Best Political Satirist Today" -- New York Times....Will Durst has a regular home with us here on the JMP! He’ll be bringing our loyal listeners insightful, at times cynical, but always delightful and witty political commentary on today’s newsworthy events every single Sunday night on our show.

Our first guest, Rob Little, is an old friend of the JMP. Rob’s a sketch comedy player on The Best Damn Sports Show Period and Last Call with Carson Daly. He headlines clubs and colleges all over the country, has appeared in national television commercials and on such shows as Strictly Sex with Dr. Drew, Comedy Central's Distraction, Fox News, and SiTV's Latino Laugh Festival. Rob's comedy CD, Born 20 Inches Long, is another testament to his talent and status as a comedic force. The Detroit Free press selected him as Michigan's "Best up and Coming Comedian," and was a finalist in both the Seattle and San Francisco International Comedy Competitions. Rob was also selected as a feature performer at the Chicago Comedy Festival along with the Boston Comedy and Movie Festival.

Next up, we are thrilled to have Will Franken back on the show! Franken’s humor is rooted in the British sketch comedy tradition. Onstage, he portrays an eclectic mix of characters through a series of interconnected vignettes. His skits are often satirical, skewering a range of subcultures and political views. In 2005, the SF Weekly selected Franken as Best Comedian, the San Francisco Bay Guardian calls him the Best Alternative to Psychedelic Drugs, and Tribe.net named him one of the Top 25 People to Watch nationwide.

And finally on the JMP… we welcome the very funny comedian and expert ice cream scooper, Caitlin Gill!

A rising talent in the San Francisco comedy scene, people are talking about Caitlin Gill. Most of those are people stuck in conversations with her father, who is really, really excited about his daughter telling dirty jokes in clubs. Since beginning her career in May of 2007, Caitlin has performed all over town, and is a regular at the San Francisco Punchline on Sunday nights. She is also the host of the "For Ladies Only" Open Mic at the Brainwash, and the "For Ladies Only" Showcase at Club Deluxe. Her style twists her personal experiences into engaging bits and stories, and drops phrases in your ear that will later litter your lexicon. Let me tell you something, kids…this lady is fucking hilarious. You have no idea.

Now unbuckle your overalls, spit your chewing tobacco out, and take a very long, hot shower. We want you clean and ready for us.

Tune in! Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Sunday night at 10pm to midnight!

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