The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, September 14

Throw your hands up in the air and wave them around like you just don’t care, OR, put your hands in your lap and play with yourself until you take a nap. (We don’t give a crap.)

Big props to last week’s guests who brought the silly—the wife of the wacky Gilligan (of the hit TV show "Gilligan’s Island") Dreama Denver, Kevin Munroe, Jeff Applebaum, Big Al Gonzales, and a horny call-in guest. Drop it like it’s hot from www.fccfree.com. (And a big shout out to my Nilla, John Milla! Because I like shouting at him.)

Robert Hawkins is a top-notch celebrity comedian who has been on Comedy Central’s Premium Blend as well as his own half hour special, “Robert Hawkins Live at the San Francisco Punchline” (also out on DVD), which plays regularly on Comedy Central. Hawkins worked as a sketch writer for the Johnny Steele Morning Radio Show and a clever and unique set at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal garnered him a development deal with the FOX network. Hawkins worked as a story editor for the FOX sitcom, “Titus”, where his creativity prompted the show’s producers to cast him in a recurring guest role as the lowlife brother-in-outlaw, “Michael”. Late Night with Conan O’Brien followed, along with appearances on Showtime, A&E, and The Bob and Tom Radio Show. Robert Hawkins continues to tour and has recorded two CDs: "Smackin' Kittens" and "Serious."

Marty Grimes is a charming, witty, and absolutely loveable rising comedy star. Having placed 2nd among more than 140 comics at the 2007 Rooster T. Feathers Amateur Comedy Competition, Marty is commanding stages and keeling people over with laughter left and right. Marty performed a guest set in “On The Rocks with Danny Leary” at Club Octavia and also did a guest set with Jim David at Rooster T. Feathers, and has performed at many venues throughout the Bay Area.

Greg Edwards was born and raised in Newport News, Virginia, where he learned everything—the “Game”, style, love & relationships, spirituality, and most importantly, life. Now he lives in the bay area in Oakland and he’s loving every bit of it. He is a talented and funny stand-up comic and loves being able to get on stage and say anything on his mind as well as working out new jokes and making them hilarious. Greg Edwards opened for Paul Mooney at the Sacramento Punchline and is also a regular crowd pleaser at the SF Punchline. Greg is also an actor who played the lead in Primitive Screwheads’ stage production of Night of the Living Dead.

Also joining us, we have the awesome and beautiful Dana Lovecchio on the show. She has a wonderful stage presence and consistently brings the heat to any show she’s in. Dana was a finalist in both the “For Ladies Only” comedy contest (Club Deluxe) and the “Hey Lady” comedy contest (San Jose Improv). She has toured with the stand-up comedy troupe “5 Funny Females” and regularly WOWs audiences all over the SF bay area. Dana’s a real crowd pleaser and a real sweetie pie so you don’t want to miss out on her.

Aw Suki Suki now!

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