The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Aug. 3

Are you the type of person who would be curious about what it’s like to have not one, not two, but THREE testicles? Do you have Tri-Testicular Envy? Are you Tri-Testicularly Curious (Tri-Curious)? Not particularly? Do you at least enjoy hearing comedians talk about their psychological, emotional, and/or physical impairments and/or appendages? If so, then you will want to re-play last week’s show. We interviewed Chris Schiappacasse and his three special guests, all of whom live together peacefully in his underwear. (Their names are “Larry, Curly, and Blow”.) Susan ended up sexually harassing Chris with a relentless onslaught of demeaning, invasive, yet provocative questioning about his 3 little pigs in a blanket.

Big, 3-ball-smashing hugs and sloppy, wet kisses to all the comedians who came to talk about comedy, offer advice to new comics, and amuse us all--Reggie Steele, Anthony Hill, Phil Perrier, Rob Breckenridge, Sammy Obeid, Chris Schiappacasse, Robert Peterson, and Gary Penovich. Do yourself a huge favor and download the last show from http://www.fccfree.com/ because that show was off the hiz-nuts!

This week we have one hilarious redneck, he's king of the one-liners, tune in to hear Bob Johnston and find out what he's been up to. Also on the JMP, we have the very cool and funny, Dave McRae! Dave has appeared in comedy clubs all over California, most recently the Ice House in Pasadena for a live taping for the Comedy Time Network. Catch him soon on ComedyTimeTv.com! Dave also makes regular appearances at the Laugh Factory and San Jose Improv, as well as many other venues. Engaging, charming, and delightful, we are happy to have Dave in the studio to entertain us!

In the second hour, we have a WARNING: Ali Mafi will be sexually harassing Justin McClure! These laughs CAN and WILL hurt you. We are putting Ali Mafi and Justin McClure in the one room together for one whole hour. So get your Kleenexes, your hand sanitizers, your hot wet towels, your paparazzi, and your cameras.

A quote from Ali Mafi:

“I'm Ali. You probably already know me. Yes honey, I am a celebrity. What? No, I am not that fat guy from the Mighty Ducks. Good Lord... My name is Ali Mafi, I am a Stand Up Comic and student from San Francisco. I'm the world’s only funny gay, fat, Muslim. (The other gay fat Muslims are soooooo unfunny). I enjoy reading...pornographic magazines, watching television...that includes naked people, and long walks on the beach...that end in butt sex. I'm a super liberal (can ya tell?) who hates Bush...because I'm from San Francisco and its the LAW. I enjoy good friends...I LOVE JANICE...but not in a hetero-disgusting way. I have a bunch of shows coming up so message me and I'll get you the details. Only for people with sense of humor...all others, please report to any sanctioned USF event. Let's see..., what else, what else...hmmm I guess that's all for now. Wanna hear my comedy? Thought So! Check it out: www.alimafi.com.”

Justin McClure is more energy than a lightening bolt coming out of a nuclear power plant and more likeable than an ABBA disco CD at a gay pride parade. His affable presence and caustic rapid-fire wit make him an immediate fan favorite wherever he goes. Displaying unique energy and an infectious personality, Justin is as original as he is hilarious. His material ranges from edgy ramblings, observations of life, relatable topics and personal life experiences. Justin was a semi-finalist in NBC's Last Comic Standing, winner of the SJ Comedy Competition, was featured in the independent film "How to Make a Woman Laugh" (Sundance), and has performed with the top talent in the industry.

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