The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, May 26

Tonight on the program..Kurt Weitzmann will be back to reunite with our crazy asses! Kurt's been keeping busy but we're glad to have him back in the studio. Kurt's act has been seen on Comedy Central, MTV, and on the stages of every San Francisco comedy club ever to come or go. Kurt Weitzmann created, edited, and produced the ingenious "SF Weakly", a highly celebrated parody of the SF Weekly, for which he was labeled a comic genius by non other than The SF Weekly. Kurt Weitzmanns comedy sketch album TALENTED is now available on AMERICAN DREAMS RECORDS. Kurt is also the producer of the new hit film "Last Call" and co-creator of the very popular and funny "Jesus Roast" and "Hitler Roast".

Next up we have Cheril Vendetti with us! Cheril Vendetti is a seasoned and much sought after comedienne on America’s comedy circuit, where her bookings keep her on the road for most of the year. When in Los Angeles, she is a regular at the world famous Comedy Store in Hollywood, and recently appeared in the “The Main Room,” a documentary about the club. She received a Clio award for playing an Italian cook in a Foster Farm commercial, and has appeared on HBO’s Real Sex (thankfully, fully clothed). It was on stage at NATPE where talent agent David Tenzer of CAA began to represent Miss Vendetti and her cooking show “I Got Your Recipes..Right Here!!” It was also on that stage where she got to create two TV pilots “The Queen of New Jersey” and “Queen of the Road.” Miss Vendetti also published a comical cookbook, “Mistress of the Mob Cuisine.” She also has some exciting new projects we will be hearing about tonight.

And finally we welcome Sam Bam, making his debut to the show. Hailing from Stockton, California, Sam Bam experienced the usual ups and downs as a teenager trying to make it out of the hood. “I was always a good story teller, one day I just decided to give it a shot and tried stand-up.” His decision to take on comedy was the right one. Starting off in a little room in San Francisco to being seen nationally on television on BET’s Comic View, Sam has made strides in the right direction and continues to never lose sight on the reason why he does comedy. Not only does Sam perform as a comedian, he is also an accomplished event producer. He has produced shows that have brought thousands together and also has gained local media attention. He continues to produce shows including producing and headlining "Sam Bam's Comedy Jam" (Sacramento Punchline and Cobbs) and the “It wasn’t funny then, but it’s funny now” tour.

And let's not forget our dear Lord, Jesus E. Danger Christ. But you can call him "Rob E. Danger" if you're an atheist.

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, May 12

Well it's almost Mother's Day, you Mother F***ers. Welcome to the program. How old school is it that we call it a "program"? What are we.. AA? I don't think so. Especially not tonight because the Birdman's joining us! But first, we welcome back a real gem in the ole' sphincter ring...Phil Perrier!

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show as well as the George Lopez show. (Not to mention a regular on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!) He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History".

In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay. In 1999, Phil started writing for his first Nationally Syndicated radio show "Bob and Tom's Big Show”. In 2001, he began writing for Martin Short and "The Martin Short Show". Ten years after he started writing for Jay Leno, Phil Perrier also started writing for David Letterman & "The Late Show". Phil still writes for bothshows. Phil has also been a columnist for many newspapers including the L.A. Daily News, Washington Times, San Francisco Examiner, Baltimore Sun, Philadelphia Inquirer, Cleveland Plain Dealer, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Birmingham News, JewishWorldReview.com and, last but not least, he was a Staff Writer for the Athens (Ga.) Observer from 1993-2000.

Next up on this wacky, short-circuited roller coaster ride,  a San Jose Improv regular, Jaime "Birdman" Acosta AKA "The Birdman" is joining us. Who's this Birdman you ask? He's just a homie from the pokie. And he has a bird. And y'know what? The bird fuckin' bit me. Yeah! That's right..Polly bit a cracker!! The bird's name is Paco. I call him Dickhead. This bird is one of those big ass birds called the cockatoo. And it's weird that I was bitten by a cockatoo, ..because in my day, I've accidentally bitten a cockertwo...

Don't miss Prison Bedtime Stories by The Birdman. Dare you listen in and see if you can sleep soundly afterwards?

And let's not forget our dear Lord and Radio Marital Counselor / Mediator, Jesus E. Danger Christ. He will be saving us.

Tune in!

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta
Saturday nights 10 pm - Midnight

http://www.fccfreeradio.com/
(go to Shows---Studio 2b --Saturday--John Miller Program)
http://www.fccfree.com/
http://www.susanmaletta.com/

Call in and tell us a Yo Mama joke. We will play it LIVE no matter how dumb, dirty, or disgusting it is.
Do you have any balls to pick up the phone and tell us a damn joke or not? 415-513-5239