Well it's Memorial Day weekend and you know what that means...Party Time. Oh yes. It's time to fire up the BBQ. It's time to grill some hot wienies, consume cold beer, and ROAST JOHN MILLER! Well, not quite yet. But he IS having his 50th Birthday Roast soon, and I AM THE ROAST MASTER!!! This is going down this coming Friday, June 3rd. at 1600 17th Street in SF at 9 pm. Don't miss the slaughter.
Now to kick the holiday off right, we have a sizzling hot show this evening!
Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show as well as the George Lopez show. (Not to mention a regular on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!) He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.
Next up we have a very interesting fellow.
He refers to himself as the Well-Known Comic. Who is this Well-Known Comic character anyway? He is a candy-coated clown to be laughed at and made a fool of. A joke teller with more one-liners in the pockets of his skinny jeans than his hero Henny Youngman. A true crowd pleaser who teases, tempts, and tantalizes. Chopping down freak-shows at a club near you: he’s well known in Hot Chocolate City. Hot Chocolate City is well known! The whole world not only knows Well-Known, but they are quickly falling into a casually anonymous, long-term, Friends With Giggles-style relationship with the man-child himself. Not unlike the songs of the legendary Joey Ramone and the famous Ramones; hear his jokes once – you’re perplexed. Hear his jokes twice – you’re asking when the next feeding is. Hear his jokes three times and you are hooked! Well-Known’s act was once described by Farrah Fawcett as a manic, super-sonic set of stream-lined funnies. And YES! It is true, he will inject zest into your daily life as he runs around the stage like a crazed lunatic. And NO! He will not warm your heart; but his routine will be etched in your brain like a photograph of your favorite drawing you did on your first Etch-a-Sketch doodle game board.
The Well-Known Comic was born and raised in the UK. In 2005, he emigrated to San Francisco, California, and within weeks of his arrival, this SHOW-BOATING GIGOLO had gone to bed with every kooky gal in that God-forsaken town. Well-Known first exploded on the bay area comedy scene five years ago when, as a under-age stripper/escort at a SF bachelorette party, he was pushed onto the comedy stage by a pack of screaming buxom beauties. Well-known’s radio show “HOT CHOCOLATE CITY” assaults listeners every Tuesday afternoon 2-6 pm on 90.5 fm KSJS in San Jose. He’s on the air because he cares about his coat-tail riders. Well-Known wants you all to know that he loves you very much and he’s got a commitment to your well being. Seriously folks.
And finally we are happy to welcome Mike Spiegelman back to the show.
Mike Spiegelman hosts the weekly Layover Comedy Night in Downtown Oakland, co-hosts Bad Movie Night at SF's Darkroom Theater, and has opened for David Cross, Emo Phillips, Robin Williams, and the late Mitch Hedberg. He's acted in the SF cult film, "The Snake." His one-man show "Salad Jokes Live" is based on material from his humor website, LuggageTuesdays.com. By the way, it's so funny when Mike hosts at the Layover. Comedians go over their time limit all the time there. Maybe cuz they're drunk, who gives a shit. Anyway, so they ignore Mike's light. So Mike goes and stands almost directly in front of the comedians and just glares at them until they walk off. It's the funniest fuckin' thing ever. So go and see that.
Tune in!
Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to 11 pm!
The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta
Saturday Nights 8 PM - 11 PM
FCCFREE RADIO -- SAN FRANCISCO'S ALTERNATIVE RADIO
On the web at:
http://fccfreeradio.com/
http://fccfree.com/
http://thejohnmillerprogram.com/
http://susanmaletta.com/
http://myspace.com/fccfree
http://youtube.com/fccfree
Call in (415) 513-5239.
Unless your nuts are the size of almonds.
In which case, I shall call you Almond Boy.
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Friday, May 13, 2011
The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, May 14
Huge thanks to last week's special appearance by Robert Hawkins the Comedy Genius who tours with Ron White. You can still catch the webcast but hurry up before it goes away. You see, every week the show is recorded and is then available as a downloadable podcast for only one week. If you can't hear us live on Saturday nights, make sure to download the scandalous, uncensored good times to your iPod (or whatever the hell you use to look at porn these days). Go to www.fccfree.com and click "Last Show".
Kurt Weitzmann was also on and was hilarious as usual. Others were on too. I don't know what they were on, but they were on. Oh, and hear me get electrocuted that night during a vicious, evil game. That totally blew. Download that one, you only have one more day until it's gone.
First up, Rob Sherwood makes his debut on our show. Born in Florida, raised in New York, and now living in Las Vegas, Rob's been on the comedy circuit for ten years. Before becoming a comedian, Rob was a drummer (since the age of 11, when he joined a band). Rob also spent many years behind the scenes as a light and sounds technician. This backstage experience gave him a unique comedic insight to show business on the Las Vegas Strip. Rob explores the lighter side of Las Vegas culture (a.k.a. smoking, drinking, and gambling) on stage and appeals to folks all over the country. Rob is also currently working on a TV project called “Comedy Show n’ Tell” for the new Las Vegas Television Network. Rob's talent and ambition have also entered cyberspace with him narrating and dialoguing sports bloopers. Rob's twisted viewpoints are entertaining and popular with all ages.
And, another comedian will be touching our microphones for the very first time....please give it up...for Keon Kobra everybody!! WOOO!! Let him hear it. (Or at least pretend he can hear it.)
Keon Kobra is an Iranian American stand-up comedian from Walnut Creek, California. He performs all over the west coast at clubs such as Rooster T. Feathers. He hosts Keon Kobra's Rock and Roll Comedy Showcase monthly in the East Bay and also hosts the podcast "Kobra's Book Club" where he talks with local comics who write or just funny people who like to talk comedy and books. Keon Kobra's thoughtful yet aggressive filthy comedy is truthful and hits from all angles. His signature KOBRA STRIKE! is more scary and way more funny that it sounds. It's a candy-coated skewering of contemporary society. He has a useless degree in English and isn't afraid to use it.
Next up, we warmly welcome back an extra-special boy who once was a bright-eyed, bushy-assed intern on none other than the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta! That's RIGHT! We're going to have Casey Ley on the show! Casey Ley is a very funny local and touring headliner and comedy radio talk show host. He has toured with Fags and Hags, headlined Live at the Onion Series at the Purple Onion, worked at the San Francisco Punchline, Cobbs Comedy Club, and the Hollywood Improv. Get ready for fun and sexy mayhem with Casey!
And finally, we are thrilled to have the very funny award-winning, British-Asian stand-up Comedian from Birmingham England joining us...Shazia Mirza!!!
Shazia Mirza could have married a rich man and lived in a mansion on The Bishops Avenue, with servants, bidets, and horses. But instead she chose to drive up and down the country for as little as ten pounds, staying in dirty lurid bed and breakfasts trying to make people laugh. She thought of giving up, but no Muslim man wants to marry her, now that’s she’s dabbled in jokes and fingered a few white men on the 38 bus. Shazia Mirza works all over the world and has toured the US, Sweden, Denmark, France Holland, and Germany. She has appeared on CBS 60 Minutes, NBC’s Last Comic Standing, and Have I got News for You (BBC). Check her out at www.shaziamirza.org.
Tune in!
Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to 11 pm!
The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta
Saturday Nights 8 PM - 11 PM
FCCFREE RADIO -- SAN FRANCISCO'S ALTERNATIVE RADIO
On the web at:
http://fccfreeradio.com/
http://fccfree.com/
http://thejohnmillerprogram.com/
http://susanmaletta.com/
http://myspace.com/fccfree
http://youtube.com/fccfree
Call in (415) 513-5239.
Medical professionals agree that it's quite normal for one
testicle to be larger than the other. Use THAT one to call.
Kurt Weitzmann was also on and was hilarious as usual. Others were on too. I don't know what they were on, but they were on. Oh, and hear me get electrocuted that night during a vicious, evil game. That totally blew. Download that one, you only have one more day until it's gone.
First up, Rob Sherwood makes his debut on our show. Born in Florida, raised in New York, and now living in Las Vegas, Rob's been on the comedy circuit for ten years. Before becoming a comedian, Rob was a drummer (since the age of 11, when he joined a band). Rob also spent many years behind the scenes as a light and sounds technician. This backstage experience gave him a unique comedic insight to show business on the Las Vegas Strip. Rob explores the lighter side of Las Vegas culture (a.k.a. smoking, drinking, and gambling) on stage and appeals to folks all over the country. Rob is also currently working on a TV project called “Comedy Show n’ Tell” for the new Las Vegas Television Network. Rob's talent and ambition have also entered cyberspace with him narrating and dialoguing sports bloopers. Rob's twisted viewpoints are entertaining and popular with all ages.
And, another comedian will be touching our microphones for the very first time....please give it up...for Keon Kobra everybody!! WOOO!! Let him hear it. (Or at least pretend he can hear it.)
Keon Kobra is an Iranian American stand-up comedian from Walnut Creek, California. He performs all over the west coast at clubs such as Rooster T. Feathers. He hosts Keon Kobra's Rock and Roll Comedy Showcase monthly in the East Bay and also hosts the podcast "Kobra's Book Club" where he talks with local comics who write or just funny people who like to talk comedy and books. Keon Kobra's thoughtful yet aggressive filthy comedy is truthful and hits from all angles. His signature KOBRA STRIKE! is more scary and way more funny that it sounds. It's a candy-coated skewering of contemporary society. He has a useless degree in English and isn't afraid to use it.
Next up, we warmly welcome back an extra-special boy who once was a bright-eyed, bushy-assed intern on none other than the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta! That's RIGHT! We're going to have Casey Ley on the show! Casey Ley is a very funny local and touring headliner and comedy radio talk show host. He has toured with Fags and Hags, headlined Live at the Onion Series at the Purple Onion, worked at the San Francisco Punchline, Cobbs Comedy Club, and the Hollywood Improv. Get ready for fun and sexy mayhem with Casey!
And finally, we are thrilled to have the very funny award-winning, British-Asian stand-up Comedian from Birmingham England joining us...Shazia Mirza!!!
Shazia Mirza could have married a rich man and lived in a mansion on The Bishops Avenue, with servants, bidets, and horses. But instead she chose to drive up and down the country for as little as ten pounds, staying in dirty lurid bed and breakfasts trying to make people laugh. She thought of giving up, but no Muslim man wants to marry her, now that’s she’s dabbled in jokes and fingered a few white men on the 38 bus. Shazia Mirza works all over the world and has toured the US, Sweden, Denmark, France Holland, and Germany. She has appeared on CBS 60 Minutes, NBC’s Last Comic Standing, and Have I got News for You (BBC). Check her out at www.shaziamirza.org.
Tune in!
Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to 11 pm!
The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta
Saturday Nights 8 PM - 11 PM
FCCFREE RADIO -- SAN FRANCISCO'S ALTERNATIVE RADIO
On the web at:
http://fccfreeradio.com/
http://fccfree.com/
http://thejohnmillerprogram.com/
http://susanmaletta.com/
http://myspace.com/fccfree
http://youtube.com/fccfree
Call in (415) 513-5239.
Medical professionals agree that it's quite normal for one
testicle to be larger than the other. Use THAT one to call.
Friday, May 6, 2011
The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, May 7
Whoa Nelly do we have a big show for you this Saturday night. This is the night of comedy greatness. This is the night of erotic tension and comedic release. This is the night we welcome back our absolute Favorite regular guest on our show...he's a comedy GENIUS (no big deal)...but he's also the object of my private fantasies (kind of a big deal)! We are thrilled to have the wickedly hilarious and incredibly sexy ROBERT HAWKINS back on the show!
Robert Hawkins is an ex-army medic (U.S.) who grew up fast on the sandy beaches of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. "I joined the army because I was 18 and bored with tenth grade". After an honorable discharge from civilian jobs, he took the advice of his friends and tried stand-up comedy for the first time at the Improv in Dallas, Texas. Within four years Hawkins appeared on A&E's "Comedy on the Road" with John Byner and was headlining comedy night clubs across the country as well as colleges and corporate parties. Hawkins moved west to San Francisco and broke into the Bay Area comedy scene with a strong showing in the 1993 San Francisco International Stand-Up Comedy Competition placing ninth out of hundreds. Hawkins recalls, "it was bogus man, I should have been eighth" The next year he went on to win the Fifth Annual Stand-Up Comedy Competition at California State University.
1996 was Robert's break out year with a critically acclaimed appearance on Showtime's "Full Frontal Comedy". In July of 1996 he was invited to perform at the prestigious Just for Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. His performance resulted in a sitcom development deal with Fox television. Robert made his network debut in October 1998 on NBC's "Late Night with Conan O'Brien". A recent magazine article covering Hawkins' stand-up wrote "comics like Robert Hawkins take the art form (stand-up comedy) to new highs and he is worth checking out if he comes to your town."
Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".
And next...from San Francisco's wild and hilarious comedy troupe "A Fag, A Hag, and a Drag"...the hilarious and wonderful drag queen extraordinaire Pippi Lovestocking will be coming in! Pippi Lovestocking is a regular on the comedy circuit as well as a cabaret drag singer and entertainer who travels abroad!
Next up...Queer Eye for the Straight Radio Guy and Girl!
Like a virgin, touched for the fifty-third time, professional comedian and muckraker Nate Blanchard will also be joining us! Nate performs all over the San Francisco Bay Area, bringing his charming, delightful gay self to a clubs, colleges, and cocks across the land! He's been winning fans from the queerest to the straightest clubs, and has won me over as a fan from the start. Why? Cuz he's sweet, adorable, funny, and I enjoy him!
Kurt Weitzmann will also be back to reunite with our crazy asses! Kurt's been keeping busy but we're glad to have him back in the studio. Kurt has been performing comedy for over 15 years and his act has been seen on Comedy Central, MTV, and on the stages of every San Francisco comedy club ever to come or go. Kurt Weitzmann created, edited, and produced the ingenious "SF Weakly", a highly celebrated parody of the SF Weekly, for which he was labeled a comic genius by non other than The SF Weekly. Kurt Weitzmanns comedy sketch album TALENTED is now available on AMERICAN DREAMS RECORDS. Kurt is also the producer of the new hit film "Last Call" and co-creator of the very popular and funny "Jesus Roast" and "Hitler Roast".
Tune in!
Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to 11 pm!
The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta
Saturday Nights 8 PM - 11 PM
FCCFREE RADIO -- SAN FRANCISCO'S ALTERNATIVE RADIO
On the web at:
http://fccfreeradio.com/
http://fccfree.com/
http://thejohnmillerprogram.com/
http://susanmaletta.com/
http://myspace.com/fccfree
http://youtube.com/fccfree
Call in (415) 513-5239.
Unless your family jewels are made of cubic zirconias...
Robert Hawkins is an ex-army medic (U.S.) who grew up fast on the sandy beaches of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. "I joined the army because I was 18 and bored with tenth grade". After an honorable discharge from civilian jobs, he took the advice of his friends and tried stand-up comedy for the first time at the Improv in Dallas, Texas. Within four years Hawkins appeared on A&E's "Comedy on the Road" with John Byner and was headlining comedy night clubs across the country as well as colleges and corporate parties. Hawkins moved west to San Francisco and broke into the Bay Area comedy scene with a strong showing in the 1993 San Francisco International Stand-Up Comedy Competition placing ninth out of hundreds. Hawkins recalls, "it was bogus man, I should have been eighth" The next year he went on to win the Fifth Annual Stand-Up Comedy Competition at California State University.
1996 was Robert's break out year with a critically acclaimed appearance on Showtime's "Full Frontal Comedy". In July of 1996 he was invited to perform at the prestigious Just for Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. His performance resulted in a sitcom development deal with Fox television. Robert made his network debut in October 1998 on NBC's "Late Night with Conan O'Brien". A recent magazine article covering Hawkins' stand-up wrote "comics like Robert Hawkins take the art form (stand-up comedy) to new highs and he is worth checking out if he comes to your town."
Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".
And next...from San Francisco's wild and hilarious comedy troupe "A Fag, A Hag, and a Drag"...the hilarious and wonderful drag queen extraordinaire Pippi Lovestocking will be coming in! Pippi Lovestocking is a regular on the comedy circuit as well as a cabaret drag singer and entertainer who travels abroad!
Next up...Queer Eye for the Straight Radio Guy and Girl!
Like a virgin, touched for the fifty-third time, professional comedian and muckraker Nate Blanchard will also be joining us! Nate performs all over the San Francisco Bay Area, bringing his charming, delightful gay self to a clubs, colleges, and cocks across the land! He's been winning fans from the queerest to the straightest clubs, and has won me over as a fan from the start. Why? Cuz he's sweet, adorable, funny, and I enjoy him!
Kurt Weitzmann will also be back to reunite with our crazy asses! Kurt's been keeping busy but we're glad to have him back in the studio. Kurt has been performing comedy for over 15 years and his act has been seen on Comedy Central, MTV, and on the stages of every San Francisco comedy club ever to come or go. Kurt Weitzmann created, edited, and produced the ingenious "SF Weakly", a highly celebrated parody of the SF Weekly, for which he was labeled a comic genius by non other than The SF Weekly. Kurt Weitzmanns comedy sketch album TALENTED is now available on AMERICAN DREAMS RECORDS. Kurt is also the producer of the new hit film "Last Call" and co-creator of the very popular and funny "Jesus Roast" and "Hitler Roast".
Tune in!
Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to 11 pm!
The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta
Saturday Nights 8 PM - 11 PM
FCCFREE RADIO -- SAN FRANCISCO'S ALTERNATIVE RADIO
On the web at:
http://fccfreeradio.com/
http://fccfree.com/
http://thejohnmillerprogram.com/
http://susanmaletta.com/
http://myspace.com/fccfree
http://youtube.com/fccfree
Call in (415) 513-5239.
Unless your family jewels are made of cubic zirconias...
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