Friday, December 31, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Jan. 1

This New Year's Day, January 1st, 2011, I will be in the program. ...The John Miller Program...HEY-oh! Hey, where else can I go where I can immediately break all my New Year's Resolutions, breathe in the stench of hungover comedians, and realize my true unfulfilled potential all in the same place? Huh?!?

This week as you listen to The John Miller Hangover Program...take it easy. Lay in bed, turn up your laptop speakers (but please don't put your computer near your barf bowl), and tune into fccfree.com for your hangover cure. We are bringing in JUST the people to soothe your headaches away with laughter...but I can't promise they won't induce more nausea.

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show as well as the George Lopez show. (Not to mention a regular on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!) He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

Also joining us to destroy our precious egos yet still manage to make us laugh our asses off...Kaseem Bentley, the Bay Area's number one insult comic will be joining us!

And finally, the ever so raunchy, sometimes offensive, yet delightfully half-naked... Ricky Luna is back to see us! He's a wild and crazy gay from San Francisco and ready and willing to say just about anything and do just about everything! With just about anybody!! HEY-o! I think he's a joy. Almond Joy. Cuz he's got nuts!!!

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For your New Year's Resolution,
make a change in the way you look. Grow some bigger balls.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Dec. 18

Tonight on the JMP..

Bernie Lubbers is a hilarious national touring comedian, public speaker, and corporate humorist, and he's the famous Whiskey Professor! As Whiskey Professor, Bernie speaks and presents for Knob Creek and Beam Global Sprits & Wine. He's the celebrity face of the brands for the east coast and presents to national media as well as whiskey and bourbon festivals in Kentucky, New York, Philadelphia, Tampa and Southern Florida, Tennessee, and many other cities. Bernie's also done numerous national/regional television and radio shows, such as The Bob & Tom Show, where he's been a regular guest for more than 12 years (6 million listeners nationwide).

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show as well as the George Lopez show. (Not to mention a regular on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!) He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the "Father of SF Comedy", is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows. Check him out Sugaboo...

Next up, John Miller's long lost grandmother, Lynn Ruth Miller is joining us!

Lynn Ruth Miller started doing comedy on stage when she was 71 years old and hit the headlines in Edinburgh at the 2005 International Fringe Festival for jumping out of a cake (almost) and removing her clothes (not quite.) She left them laughing when she sat on their laps in 2006 and in 2007, she was dubbed the new Joan Rivers of Fringe Comedy. Now she is 77 and she swears she hasn’t gotten the last laugh yet. She made it to Las Vegas in America’s Got Talent, 2008 and won the People’s Choice Award at the 2009 Branson Comedy Festival. She got to the finals in Bill Word’s Funniest Female Contest 2009 and the semi-finals in San Francisco’s International Comedy Competition.

Ken Townsend is the illegitimate child of Molly Hatchet and the Ramones, baptized in corn liquor, lit on fire, and raised on a steady diet of pro wrestling and comic books. Ken is a favorite at rehabs, halfway houses, convenience store security cameras, and more forgiving comedy establishments worldwide.

Tune in!

Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to 11pm!

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta

Saturday Nights 8 PM - 11 PM
Mornings, Monday thru Friday 6 AM - 10 AM

FCCFREE RADIO -- SAN FRANCISCO'S ALTERNATIVE RADIO

On the web at:

http://fccfreeradio.com/
http://fccfree.com/
http://thejohnmillerprogram.com/
http://susanmaletta.com/
http://myspace.com/fccfree
http://youtube.com/fccfree

Call in to (415) 513-5239
Grow some balls.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Dec. 4

Well, well, well. Welcome to flu season. Hey I feel right at home here during flu season cuz I hang out with some sick m***** f*****s!!! Speaking of which, tonight on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta...

Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the "Father of SF Comedy", is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows. Check him out Sugaboo...

Also back on the show...Chuck Farnham! Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

We are also delighted to have Dream Denver back on the show! She is the wife of the wacky Gilligan (of the hit TV show "Gilligan’s Island").

And finally, we bring you Daymon Ferguson. Daymon Ferguson hails from Hell. Or rather, Chico California, where he was born into a white trash tradition that he’s been trying to escape ever since. High school brought the impetus Daymon needed to become a comedian—he announced to his tenth grade drama teacher that he would one day become a stand-up comic. He got right on that, too. A mere twenty years later, here he is! But first he had to take care of a few other careers—Daymon has been a diesel truck mechanic, pizza delivery guy, forklift mechanic, waiter, racecar driver, ditch digger, exotic dancers’ bodyguard, and lawyer. All of which have helped prepare him for a career standing up in front of a bunch of people, telling dick jokes.

Tune in!

Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to 11pm!

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta

Saturday Nights 8 PM - 11 PM
Mornings, Monday thru Friday 6 AM - 10 AM

FCCFREE RADIO -- SAN FRANCISCO'S ALTERNATIVE RADIO

On the web at:

http://fccfreeradio.com/
http://fccfree.com/
http://thejohnmillerprogram.com/
http://susanmaletta.com/
http://myspace.com/fccfree
http://youtube.com/fccfree

Call in to (415) 513-5239
Man up.