Friday, October 16, 2009

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 17

Oh, baby. This show is going to be huge. Heeeyuuuge!

Zane Lamprey is going to be on the show. Yes, he really is this time! REALLY! Hey look. His kid was sick last week. Give the dude a break! We are going to have some cool give-aways during Zane's segment this week so be sure to listen up. You could win something! You want to be a winner don't you?! Sure you do.

Zane Lamprey, as seen on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, is a comedian, actor, editor, producer, and writer for television and movies. Early in his career, he worked on several projects for Comedy Central, Girls Gone Wild, VH1, and Nickelodeon. He was also a cast member on MTV's Damage Control and host of VH1's reality show Motormouth. Zane is best known for being the globe-trotting “Libation Guru” who travels the world (with a stuffed monkey called Pleepleus) in exploration of local drinking customs as host of Three Sheets.

Three Sheets is a cult television travelogue airing its fourth season weeknights at 10pm ET/PT exclusively on Fine Living Network (FLN), one of five lifestyle cable networks from the makers of HGTV and Food Network. Three Sheets has taken Zane (and Pleepleus) to over 50 countries, where he has visited countless watering holes, consumed exotic drinks, and encountered a colorful cast of characters along the way. His mission is to offer viewers a great window on leisure time libations throughout the world. Three Sheets has a fan following via Twitter and Facebook where thousands of followers show up to “tip a few” with Zane.

Despite holding the title “Alcohol Ambassador to the World,” Zane claims the show is not about getting inebriated but rather an educational journey, saying "I drink to try new things, to learn about drinking cultures…sometimes levels of inebriation are the by-product of my job.” Adding, “I don’t drink as much as people think. It's like I'm sure the math teacher doesn't come home and do math.” He also hosts Have Fork, Will Travel, currently running on Food Network, a show similar to Three Sheets focusing on local food and eating customs.

Next up, we have the very amusing and multi-talented Steve Booth!

Steve Booth has had a varied career in stand-up, television, and film. His commercials include "Free Doritos – Snow globe throwing office worker," which was voted Superbowl XLIII’s NUMBER ONE COMMERCIAL by USA Today, MSNBC and YouTube, "Get More Heinz – Big Kid," a Herbert Brothers Production, and "Duct Tape – Duct Taped Roomate," a Doritos Crash The Superbowl Finalist that aired on Comedy Central, MTV, and G4. Steve was host of 17 episodes of XLTV, which aired on UPN for two seasons. He was also a featured performer on Uncut. Steve also appeared on SplatterFactor as comic relief interviewing paintball players and fans. This show aired for one season on FOXSPORTS. Steve has also had numerous small spots in music videos, local commercials, and appearances as a local personality.

Steve was also a featured comedian in the South of Sanity Stand-Up Comedy Tour, was a Finalist in Jerry Springer’s Funniest Fan Contest, and was a featured comedian in Laughter From The Homefront – a DVD for troops in Iraq. He has done hundreds of performances at comedy clubs, colleges, corporations, and theaters across the midwest. He is currently the Director of Nacho Mamas Comedy, and has been in the Wit’s End Comedy Troupe, Trespassers Only Improv Comedy, and Friday Night Live. Steve also taught improv and acting workshops at Xavier University and for corporate sales/brand/team building. Steve has authored a book and DVD series entitled Improv Games for Groups. He was also author and performer on House of Bugs, a 10-song children’s music CD, and he was author and performer for a 12-song comedy album entitled “Screwed, Blued, and Tattooed”. Steve Booth was also a celebrity judge at the Oxford International Film Festival.

Dr. Brian King is a comedian who also is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian. Dr. Brian also produces the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco.

Michael Hyde is a comedian in the San Francisco scene and no, he's not gay. Apparently raised by a pack of wild televisions (all tuned to Gilligan's Island), Mike has recently escaped the vile clutches of the so-called "King of the Burgers." Mike was born on the 2nd, 3rd, and sometimes the 6th of November, after a successful 12-month tour of his mother's uterus. His mother (known ever after as "Mommy") turned to the infant's father, proudly presented him with his new son and said, "Vasectomy or divorce. Your choice." Surprisingly, his father took both. Or maybe not so surprisingly. This was followed by forty years of completely boring crap, except for a five-year period when he was a 3-star gourmet chef on a ship full of piratical morons. But that's another story. Mike enjoys crazy-extreme sports, such as climbing stairs, searching for his feet, skydiving over Africa, and is still not gay so quit insinuating. Michael Hyde performs at clubs and venues all over the Bay Area, including the San Jose Improv, the Purple Onion, Tommy T's, Rooster T. Feathers, Castagnola's, the SF Clubhouse, the Blue Lagoon, and PepperBelly's.

Drew Pult is just a funny-ass cripple trying to take the ramp to the top. An elevator would work too, just no stairs. He has the ambition of a young Bill Gates and the mobility of a young redwood. Drew Pult does stand-up in a wheelchair. Now THAT'S funny! Drew is a regular headliner at Tommy T's Comedy Club as well as many other venues throughout the Bay Area and also is co-host of the hot new comedy talk radio show Antithesis Radio, which airs on Friday nights at 10 PM on our home station, FCCFREERADIO, 107.3 FM in San Francisco.

Kevin Munroe is a very tall and very funny comedian originally from the Carribbean. Listening to him reminds you of a lazy, tropical beach and one very, VERY potent tropical drink. Kevin was a finalist in this year’s Rooster T. Feathers Annual Comedy Competition and he's a favorite in the SF comedy scene. Kevin was part of the "Over Six Feet of Funny" troupe and also produced the long running “Ebony & Irony” show. He's an amazing talent and also just a really cool person. You can catch Kevin at all the major comedy clubs in the area and he makes regular appearances at the SF Punchline and the Purple Onion.

Now put the car in park, ease the seat back, make sure no cops are around, then fondle your left nipple a little.

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Friday, October 9, 2009

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 10

October 10th is an important day in American history. October 10th is the birthday of Brett Favre (statistically the greatest quarterback of all time), the birthday of David Lee Roth (hottest, most talented teen idol of all time--Fuck Van Hagar!), and of UTMOST significance, the air date of the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta (the best comedy talk radio show of all time)!

Awww yeah that's right. We are back in the saddle, feeling rather spunky, and ready to blab our heads off about everything and anything with more rambunctious comedians.

Zane Lamprey, as seen on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, is a comedian, actor, editor, producer, and writer for television and movies. Early in his career, he worked on several projects for Comedy Central, Girls Gone Wild, VH1, and Nickelodeon. He was also a cast member on MTV's Damage Control and host of VH1's reality show Motormouth. Zane is best known for being the globe-trotting “Libation Guru” who travels the world (with a stuffed monkey called Pleepleus) in exploration of local drinking customs as host of Three Sheets.

Three Sheets is a cult television travelogue airing its fourth season weeknights at 10pm ET/PT exclusively on Fine Living Network (FLN), one of five lifestyle cable networks from the makers of HGTV and Food Network. Three Sheets has taken Zane (and Pleepleus) to over 50 countries, where he has visited countless watering holes, consumed exotic drinks, and encountered a colorful cast of characters along the way. His mission is to offer viewers a great window on leisure time libations throughout the world. Three Sheets has a fan following via Twitter and Facebook where thousands of followers show up to “tip a few” with Zane.

Despite holding the title “Alcohol Ambassador to the World,” Zane claims the show is not about getting inebriated but rather an educational journey, saying "I drink to try new things, to learn about drinking cultures…sometimes levels of inebriation are the by-product of my job.” Adding, “I don’t drink as much as people think. It's like I'm sure the math teacher doesn't come home and do math.” He also hosts Have Fork, Will Travel, currently running on Food Network, a show similar to Three Sheets focusing on local food and eating customs.

Mike Siegel is a professional stand-up comedian, host and actor. He can be seen nationally every week hosting TBS network's "TBS Movie EXTRA ", HGTV's "If Walls Could Talk ", and Fine Living networks' " What You Get For the Money" (which also airs on HGTV). He has also hosted the Game Show Network's "GSN Live". But his television appearances hardly stop there. He began his TV career as a VH-1 on-air personality, and followed up as host of the NBC hidden-camera special, "Payback ". Mike has performed stand-up comedy on numerous television shows, including "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn " (CBS), "Late Friday" (NBC), "Comedy Showcase with Louie Anderson" (NBC), "Stand-up, Stand-up" (Comedy Central), and "Friday Night" (NBC).

Mike has also been a repeat panelist on the hit late-night talk show on E!, "Chelsea Lately". Mike's also been seen on the small screen as an actor. He was a recurring guest star on the CBS drama "JAG" , and had supporting roles in such shows as "24" (FOX), "Prison Break" (FOX), "Less Than Perfect" (ABC), "Eve" (UPN), "Strong Medicine " (Lifetime), "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" (FOX), and " Sabrina" (WB). Mike made his transition to movies with a bang by landing a role in the highly acclaimed Steven Soderbergh drama Traffic , starring Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones. He had a scene-stealing supporting role in the independent feature The Godfather of Green Bay, starring Lauren Holly, and another in Freeloaders, directed by Dan Rosen. Mike also played a lead in Inside Out, a short film directed by L. Zane.

Gail Jones is a recovering Southern Belle from a little bump in the road town called Hartselle, Alabama. In the late 70’s, she started doing lectures on sex education. She was surprised to find that she had a knack for making people laugh and putting the audience at ease. She combines the insight and humor that she gets from her "day job" as a sex therapist with the laughs and pain of being an older single person in the dating world. She has also co-written two children’s books as well as produced and hosted a cable access show, "Let’s Talk About Sex and Loving" where she won a BACE Award and WAVE Award. Described as the "Phyllis Diller of the 21st Century," Gail brings her background in lecturing improv, acting, writing, and stand-up comedy to venues all over California where she keeps her audiences laughing all the way home.

Daymon Ferguson hails from Hell. Or rather, Chico California, where he was born into a white trash tradition that he’s been trying to escape ever since. High school brought the impetus Daymon needed to become a comedian—he announced to his tenth grade drama teacher that he would one day become a stand-up comic. He got right on that, too. A mere twenty years later, here he is! But first he had to take care of a few other careers—Daymon has been a diesel truck mechanic, pizza delivery guy, forklift mechanic, waiter, racecar driver, ditch digger, exotic dancers’ bodyguard, and lawyer. All of which have helped prepare him for a career standing up in front of a bunch of people, telling dick jokes. Daymon is a treat on stage, not to be missed, and you can catch him regularly at the SF Clubhouse.

Butch Escobar hosts a kick-ass monthly showcase at the San Jose Improv on the 4th Wednesday of every month called “Butch Escobar’s Unfiltered Underground.” Butch also has hosted and featured in Big Al’s Big Ass Comedy Show, another great show you can catch at the Improv. You can see Butch perform at other great venues around the South Bay and it’s a guarantee that any of the shows he’s involved in is going to be a great time. Butch is great—he tells it like it is and does not censor himself by any means. And, it’s a well known fact, we’re all about not censoring yourself on the JMP. We can’t wait to talk about anything and everything with him!

Now go in the kitchen and fix yourself a delicious horndog.

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Friday, October 2, 2009

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 3

This Saturday is an incredible show with an awesome line-up of insanely talented (and in some cases, insane) comedians. (Yeah we know. What's new?) Our combination of celebrity guests, local outstanding performers, and NO CONTENT RESTRICTIONS make the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta the most deliciously fun comedy talk radio show to be on in the whole fuckin' world. Get it? Wonderful.

Anthony DeVito is a comedian, actor and writer and a native New Yorker. He performs stand-up, character, and sketch comedy all over New York City in venues like Comix, UCB Theater, and The P.I.T. He acts in national commercials, network television and film, and writes comedy for magazines, stage, and the web. Anthony’s television credits include the Season 4 Premiere of Rescue Me with Denis Leary, NBC's Late Night With Conan O'Brien, and VH1’s Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins. He’s also appeared on A&E, Discovery Channel, VH1’s All Access series and Comedy Central.

Anthony had his film acting debut in the hit comedy from Italy, Natale a New York (Christmas in New York.) He can soon be seen as a co-lead in the independent feature Apostles of Park Slope. He has acted in short comedy films playing a crack-dealing plumber, a Sharpie®-sniffing office drone, a competitive priest, an inappropriately violent cop, and an assassin who works for the lottery commission. His stage credits include NYC’s Manhattan Monologue Slam, the Little Monsters Festival, and the one-act comedy CTRL+ALT+DEL, written and directed by Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien writer Andres du Bouchet. He recently took part in a staged reading of the new play Dear Blacksburg, I’m Dead about the Virginia Tech shootings. Anthony has appeared in commercials for Humira, Caesars Atlantic City, CarMax, Cablevision, NYC.gov, American Express, Price Chopper Stores and Fanta Soda. He's even been in a music video playing a mailman in Bon Jovi's Have A Nice Day.

In addition to conceiving and writing all his own material, Anthony spent three years coming up with new ways to make fun of ugly clothes as one of Us Weekly magazine's most popular Fashion Police. He’s contributed topical jokes to dailycomedy.com, video scripts for RiverWired.com, and humor for Jest Magazine. He also works as a creative consultant, combining his comedy and writing skills with his background in advertising to create ad campaigns, conceptual treatments and funny content for advertising and entertainment brands. Anthony co-created, wrote, appeared in, and edited the web comedy short re:ORG, a heartbreaking story of a bunch of saps who work in an office that's run by evil aliens from outer space, and is currently developing a new sitcom for the web.

Zane Lamprey is a comedian, actor, editor, producer, and writer for television and movies. He grew up in Syracuse, New York and went to school at SUNY Cortland in Cortland, New York where he majored in fine arts and minored in theatre. He has had a varied career in entertainment. Early in his career he worked on several projects for Comedy Central, Girls Gone Wild, VH1 and Nickelodeon. He was also a cast member on MTV's Damage Control and host of VH1's reality show Motormouth. He is best known for hosting Three Sheets, which ran on MOJO HD until through 2008 and now on the Fine Living channel. He also hosts Have Fork, Will Travel, currently running on Food Network, a show similar to Three Sheets focusing on local food and eating customs.

Steve Camaniti was voted Funniest Man in Cincinnati by his peers, Funniest Person in Ohio by Showtime Cable Network, and picked as Best Comedian in Cincinnati by both Cincinnati Magazine and City Beat Magazine. Steve is also a regular visitor on nationally syndicated talk shows, such as Bob & Tom and The Gary Burbank Show, and he was featured in Rolling Stone Magazine’s Comedy Issue. His television appearances include Comedy Central, CBS television’s "48 Hours", Showtime Cable Network, The Nashville Network, A&E, and MTV.

Daymon Ferguson hails from Hell. Or rather, Chico California, where he was born into a white trash tradition that he’s been trying to escape ever since. High school brought the impetus Daymon needed to become a comedian—he announced to his tenth grade drama teacher that he would one day become a stand-up comic. He got right on that, too. A mere twenty years later, here he is! But first he had to take care of a few other careers—Daymon has been a diesel truck mechanic, pizza delivery guy, forklift mechanic, waiter, racecar driver, ditch digger, exotic dancers’ bodyguard, and lawyer. All of which have helped prepare him for a career standing up in front of a bunch of people, telling dick jokes.

Six years of work as a lawyer have taught Daymon to truly despise lawyers. Since making the decision to quit law for comedy, he’s started to feel his soul growing back. It kind of itches. When he’s not in front of a jury or worse, a crowded comedy club, Daymon likes to tempt the fates that have let him live for the last 35 years. He flies small planes, scuba dives, and pretends to be a medieval warrior by putting on 50 pounds of plate metal and running around in the blazing sun getting hit by big men with sticks. He is also an actor, a half-assed guitar player, and an avid wine connoisseur. (But please don’t call him a wine geek—he prefers the far more dignified “cork dork.”) He’ll pay $100 for a bottle of wine. But in beer he is true to his white trash roots—he refuses to spend more than $6 on a 12-pack. Daymon lives in San Jose, California with his lovely wife and baby daughter, his dog, three cats, some fish, and a bunch of fussy, demanding, and emotionally abusive houseplants.

Trevor Hill is also coming to the JMP! After years of joking around with his friends, literally none of them insisted that Trevor bring his talents to the stage. And on a dare, he ended up winning that contest! And the rest is history. Trevor got his start at the world-renowned and internationally respected Mike T. Benatar's Zanie Chuckle Station in Hermosa Beach, CA. This is where he met and shared the stage with such comedy legends as Tito the Entertainer and Jeffy "The Banana Man" Silverstein. After only 2 hours and 45 minutes in the comedy game, Trevor has performed in clubs in SF, LA, NY, H, and also D. He has also performed his family-friendly stylings at all the colleges on earth. His hard hitting comedy touches on such controversial topics as incest, genocide, and Sandra Bullock movies. Trevor is also the co-creator and host of the award-winning comedic game show, "Hey, What's in this Can?" In 2009, he was a semi-quarter finalist in a Comedy Competition. And the rest is history...

Alex Koll is a comedian to the kind of person who likes Alex Koll. In a relatively short time, he has made a name for himself as the King of Import Racing three years running simply by writing "King of Import Racing" in every bathroom he lands in. For a while, he delivered wedding cakes in a Toyota that doubled as a home for an unemployed nuclear lab technician on the weekends. He recently lost his voice, but got it back without even trying. (Alex Koll also performs all over the bay area, regularly at the SF Punchline and Cobbs Comedy Club.)

Dr. Brian King is a comedian who also is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Both Dr. Brian and Chantel are San Francisco comedians who run the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco. Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian.

Chantel Williams started her life of comedy in the back of Buick; just about the time her family travelled across America to move to the great state of Oregon. Always witty and always astute, this young girl turned from street kid to non-famous blogger in a mere 27 years. Mediocre grades in high-school left her with no choice other than to marry her drug dealer boyfriend and shun her small town “Birthplace of U-Haul” for a slightly bigger town across the freeway. In that five years of her life there she gave birth to two ungrateful children, worked in a bowling alley, and drove a 1972 Camaro.It wasn’t long after another failed relationship that Chantel set her sights on the big city of Vancouver, Washington.

It was there that she found her greatest love; drinking red wine alone and in the dark. She moved on quickly from Vancouver to Portland, Oregon where public transportation is a plenty for drunks and where her unfulfilling writing career began. As a writer, she had an unfamous blog where many tens of readers came each day to track her daily drink and pill count. After her mother’s death, Chantel wrote a novel that is still yet unpublished due to its horrific writing and cruel unwarranted rants on racism and gender. A little skill she picked up in the Liberal University she didn’t graduate from. After Chantel’s children came of age she quickly kicked them out of the house and moved to San Francisco with her unemployed boyfriend and needy dog. She found there was never a city in the world as welcome to a racist Liberal as San Francisco. There she started a comedy club so her boyfriend would have legitimate excuses not to do the dishes and she could watch as others climbed ahead of her for fame and fortune. Oh life you cruel bitch!

Put on your bath robe and leave it slightly open in the front.

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Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to midnight!

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