The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta

Late Night with John and Susan, Jan. 21

2012-01-21T14:54:00.000-08:00

Get ready for another wild night of uncensored comedy mayhem.

Tonight our guests include Phil Perrier (writer for Jay Leno), Dan Wilson (San Jose Improv), The Birdman (just a homie from the pokie), and Thomas Mayfield (host of Plan B as well as "Auditory Suppository" on fccfreeradio.com).

Don't miss Prison Bedtime Stories by The Birdman.
Dare you listen in and see if you can sleep soundly afterwards?

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Late Night with John and Susan

2012-01-06T12:08:00.000-08:00

I'm baaaack! You see, Mommy and Daddy just needed a little separation but we are renewing our comedy radio vows out of respect to our loyal listeners who miss our wild antics, hilarious guests, and occasional knock-down, drag-out fights! WOO HOOO!!! This Saturday we return with a BANG baby. We have the very funny co-writer of The Marijuana-logues (as well as host to UCB's "Bro-in Out"), Tony Camin joining us!

Comedian Tony Camin is a three-time winner of the prestigious "Malcolm" award for outstanding work as a middle act. He's appeared on Late night with Conan O'Brien, Premium Blend, and a lot of others that have been cancelled. As an in-demand writer of awesome, comedic humor, Tony has worked on shows for NBC, Comedy Central, and VH1. All of which have also been cancelled. He is originally from Mountain View, California, and still brings his laundry there when he visits his mother. He currently lives in Slope Terrace, Brooklyn, with his ottoman. For more about Tony, visit www.google.com.

Growing up as an Indian American, Shanti Charan possesses a cross-cultural outlook on the hilarities of life. After placing 3rd place in the 2010 San Jose Improv Comedy Competition, she went on to claim 1st place in the 2011 Rooster T Feather’s Comedy Competition. Shanti then received an invitation to compete against 30 comics from all over the country in the 2011 San Francisco International Comedy Competition and placed 7th. Her bubbly personality and contagious smile lure in audiences and keeps them laughing. Shanti has performed at the Punchline (SF and Sacramento), San Jose Improv, Purple Onion, Cobb's Comedy Club, and many more.

“Life’s short—I’m not!” isn't just a pun for this 6'7", 240lb, hairy giant; it’s Bronston Jones' motto, mantra, and mission statement, meaning “Tall or small, LIVE LARGER THAN LIFE!” So after a 5-year hiatus directing commercials, Bronston’s back at the mic doing what he loves most—Saying Something without Selling Anything. From coast to coast, he revels in revealing his failings and through his conversational, story-telling style reveals failings we all share while talking about the demented Reality Show called REALITY. Bronston has rocked comedy clubs and opened for rock bands. He's hosted somber charity events that turned crazy-sexy-fun. He’s done stand-up for Rooftop Comedy and ComedyTime Network, is a regular on radio’s The DAMage Report and acted in TruTV’s “All Worked Up” and charity spots for UNF--KTHEGULF, plus commercials for Nike, Found Magazine, and other things he’d never buy.

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Grow some balls. Then call into our show.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, May 28

2011-05-28T12:31:00.000-07:00

Well it's Memorial Day weekend and you know what that means...Party Time. Oh yes. It's time to fire up the BBQ. It's time to grill some hot wienies, consume cold beer, and ROAST JOHN MILLER! Well, not quite yet. But he IS having his 50th Birthday Roast soon, and I AM THE ROAST MASTER!!! This is going down this coming Friday, June 3rd. at 1600 17th Street in SF at 9 pm. Don't miss the slaughter.

Now to kick the holiday off right, we have a sizzling hot show this evening!

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show as well as the George Lopez show. (Not to mention a regular on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!) He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

Next up we have a very interesting fellow.

He refers to himself as the Well-Known Comic. Who is this Well-Known Comic character anyway? He is a candy-coated clown to be laughed at and made a fool of. A joke teller with more one-liners in the pockets of his skinny jeans than his hero Henny Youngman. A true crowd pleaser who teases, tempts, and tantalizes. Chopping down freak-shows at a club near you: he’s well known in Hot Chocolate City. Hot Chocolate City is well known! The whole world not only knows Well-Known, but they are quickly falling into a casually anonymous, long-term, Friends With Giggles-style relationship with the man-child himself. Not unlike the songs of the legendary Joey Ramone and the famous Ramones; hear his jokes once – you’re perplexed. Hear his jokes twice – you’re asking when the next feeding is. Hear his jokes three times and you are hooked! Well-Known’s act was once described by Farrah Fawcett as a manic, super-sonic set of stream-lined funnies. And YES! It is true, he will inject zest into your daily life as he runs around the stage like a crazed lunatic. And NO! He will not warm your heart; but his routine will be etched in your brain like a photograph of your favorite drawing you did on your first Etch-a-Sketch doodle game board.

The Well-Known Comic was born and raised in the UK. In 2005, he emigrated to San Francisco, California, and within weeks of his arrival, this SHOW-BOATING GIGOLO had gone to bed with every kooky gal in that God-forsaken town. Well-Known first exploded on the bay area comedy scene five years ago when, as a under-age stripper/escort at a SF bachelorette party, he was pushed onto the comedy stage by a pack of screaming buxom beauties. Well-known’s radio show “HOT CHOCOLATE CITY” assaults listeners every Tuesday afternoon 2-6 pm on 90.5 fm KSJS in San Jose. He’s on the air because he cares about his coat-tail riders. Well-Known wants you all to know that he loves you very much and he’s got a commitment to your well being. Seriously folks.

And finally we are happy to welcome Mike Spiegelman back to the show.

Mike Spiegelman hosts the weekly Layover Comedy Night in Downtown Oakland, co-hosts Bad Movie Night at SF's Darkroom Theater, and has opened for David Cross, Emo Phillips, Robin Williams, and the late Mitch Hedberg. He's acted in the SF cult film, "The Snake." His one-man show "Salad Jokes Live" is based on material from his humor website, LuggageTuesdays.com. By the way, it's so funny when Mike hosts at the Layover. Comedians go over their time limit all the time there. Maybe cuz they're drunk, who gives a shit. Anyway, so they ignore Mike's light. So Mike goes and stands almost directly in front of the comedians and just glares at them until they walk off. It's the funniest fuckin' thing ever. So go and see that.

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In which case, I shall call you Almond Boy.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, May 14

2011-05-13T13:37:00.000-07:00

Huge thanks to last week's special appearance by Robert Hawkins the Comedy Genius who tours with Ron White. You can still catch the webcast but hurry up before it goes away. You see, every week the show is recorded and is then available as a downloadable podcast for only one week. If you can't hear us live on Saturday nights, make sure to download the scandalous, uncensored good times to your iPod (or whatever the hell you use to look at porn these days). Go to www.fccfree.com and click "Last Show".

Kurt Weitzmann was also on and was hilarious as usual. Others were on too. I don't know what they were on, but they were on. Oh, and hear me get electrocuted that night during a vicious, evil game. That totally blew. Download that one, you only have one more day until it's gone.

First up, Rob Sherwood makes his debut on our show. Born in Florida, raised in New York, and now living in Las Vegas, Rob's been on the comedy circuit for ten years. Before becoming a comedian, Rob was a drummer (since the age of 11, when he joined a band). Rob also spent many years behind the scenes as a light and sounds technician. This backstage experience gave him a unique comedic insight to show business on the Las Vegas Strip. Rob explores the lighter side of Las Vegas culture (a.k.a. smoking, drinking, and gambling) on stage and appeals to folks all over the country. Rob is also currently working on a TV project called “Comedy Show n’ Tell” for the new Las Vegas Television Network. Rob's talent and ambition have also entered cyberspace with him narrating and dialoguing sports bloopers. Rob's twisted viewpoints are entertaining and popular with all ages.

And, another comedian will be touching our microphones for the very first time....please give it up...for Keon Kobra everybody!! WOOO!! Let him hear it. (Or at least pretend he can hear it.)

Keon Kobra is an Iranian American stand-up comedian from Walnut Creek, California. He performs all over the west coast at clubs such as Rooster T. Feathers. He hosts Keon Kobra's Rock and Roll Comedy Showcase monthly in the East Bay and also hosts the podcast "Kobra's Book Club" where he talks with local comics who write or just funny people who like to talk comedy and books. Keon Kobra's thoughtful yet aggressive filthy comedy is truthful and hits from all angles. His signature KOBRA STRIKE! is more scary and way more funny that it sounds. It's a candy-coated skewering of contemporary society. He has a useless degree in English and isn't afraid to use it.

Next up, we warmly welcome back an extra-special boy who once was a bright-eyed, bushy-assed intern on none other than the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta! That's RIGHT! We're going to have Casey Ley on the show! Casey Ley is a very funny local and touring headliner and comedy radio talk show host. He has toured with Fags and Hags, headlined Live at the Onion Series at the Purple Onion, worked at the San Francisco Punchline, Cobbs Comedy Club, and the Hollywood Improv. Get ready for fun and sexy mayhem with Casey!

And finally, we are thrilled to have the very funny award-winning, British-Asian stand-up Comedian from Birmingham England joining us...Shazia Mirza!!!

Shazia Mirza could have married a rich man and lived in a mansion on The Bishops Avenue, with servants, bidets, and horses. But instead she chose to drive up and down the country for as little as ten pounds, staying in dirty lurid bed and breakfasts trying to make people laugh. She thought of giving up, but no Muslim man wants to marry her, now that’s she’s dabbled in jokes and fingered a few white men on the 38 bus. Shazia Mirza works all over the world and has toured the US, Sweden, Denmark, France Holland, and Germany. She has appeared on CBS 60 Minutes, NBC’s Last Comic Standing, and Have I got News for You (BBC). Check her out at www.shaziamirza.org.

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, May 7

2011-05-06T12:56:00.001-07:00

Whoa Nelly do we have a big show for you this Saturday night. This is the night of comedy greatness. This is the night of erotic tension and comedic release. This is the night we welcome back our absolute Favorite regular guest on our show...he's a comedy GENIUS (no big deal)...but he's also the object of my private fantasies (kind of a big deal)! We are thrilled to have the wickedly hilarious and incredibly sexy ROBERT HAWKINS back on the show!

Robert Hawkins is an ex-army medic (U.S.) who grew up fast on the sandy beaches of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. "I joined the army because I was 18 and bored with tenth grade". After an honorable discharge from civilian jobs, he took the advice of his friends and tried stand-up comedy for the first time at the Improv in Dallas, Texas. Within four years Hawkins appeared on A&E's "Comedy on the Road" with John Byner and was headlining comedy night clubs across the country as well as colleges and corporate parties. Hawkins moved west to San Francisco and broke into the Bay Area comedy scene with a strong showing in the 1993 San Francisco International Stand-Up Comedy Competition placing ninth out of hundreds. Hawkins recalls, "it was bogus man, I should have been eighth" The next year he went on to win the Fifth Annual Stand-Up Comedy Competition at California State University.

1996 was Robert's break out year with a critically acclaimed appearance on Showtime's "Full Frontal Comedy". In July of 1996 he was invited to perform at the prestigious Just for Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. His performance resulted in a sitcom development deal with Fox television. Robert made his network debut in October 1998 on NBC's "Late Night with Conan O'Brien". A recent magazine article covering Hawkins' stand-up wrote "comics like Robert Hawkins take the art form (stand-up comedy) to new highs and he is worth checking out if he comes to your town."

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

And next...from San Francisco's wild and hilarious comedy troupe "A Fag, A Hag, and a Drag"...the hilarious and wonderful drag queen extraordinaire Pippi Lovestocking will be coming in! Pippi Lovestocking is a regular on the comedy circuit as well as a cabaret drag singer and entertainer who travels abroad!

Next up...Queer Eye for the Straight Radio Guy and Girl!

Like a virgin, touched for the fifty-third time, professional comedian and muckraker Nate Blanchard will also be joining us! Nate performs all over the San Francisco Bay Area, bringing his charming, delightful gay self to a clubs, colleges, and cocks across the land! He's been winning fans from the queerest to the straightest clubs, and has won me over as a fan from the start. Why? Cuz he's sweet, adorable, funny, and I enjoy him!

Kurt Weitzmann will also be back to reunite with our crazy asses! Kurt's been keeping busy but we're glad to have him back in the studio. Kurt has been performing comedy for over 15 years and his act has been seen on Comedy Central, MTV, and on the stages of every San Francisco comedy club ever to come or go. Kurt Weitzmann created, edited, and produced the ingenious "SF Weakly", a highly celebrated parody of the SF Weekly, for which he was labeled a comic genius by non other than The SF Weekly. Kurt Weitzmanns comedy sketch album TALENTED is now available on AMERICAN DREAMS RECORDS. Kurt is also the producer of the new hit film "Last Call" and co-creator of the very popular and funny "Jesus Roast" and "Hitler Roast".

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, April 23

2011-04-25T12:48:00.000-07:00

We are excited to have San Francisco's own "Dr. Gonzo" joining us. At the height of his career, in the 1980s, he was a headliner. He had audiences all across the country rolling in the aisles. He shared stages with Jerry Seinfeld and Huey Lewis and partied with Joe Walsh and Robin Williams. He showed a young Drew Carey the ropes. Dr. Gonzo still performs comedy and now resides in Mason City, Illinois.

Steve Caminiti was voted Funniest Man in Cincinnati by his peers, Funniest Person in Ohio by Showtime Cable Network, and picked as Best Comedian in Cincinnati by both Cincinnati Magazine and City Beat Magazine. Steve is also a regular visitor on nationally syndicated talk shows, such as Bob & Tom and The Gary Burbank Show, and he was featured in Rolling Stone Magazine’s Comedy Issue. His television appearances include Comedy Central, CBS television’s "48 Hours", Showtime Cable Network, The Nashville Network, A&E, and MTV.

Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the "Father of SF Comedy", is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows. Check him out Sugaboo...

Ben Kolina got his first experience drawing laughter from strangers in the right-field bleachers of the Oakland Coliseum, at the expense of visiting players. A proud resident of Livermore, California, Ben mounted an unsuccessful campaign for the mayor's office at 18 years of age. (Yes. Ben "mounted". Then was discounted.) Currently 28, a former musician, a former journalism student, and an experienced retail technician; Ben Kolina ate hallucinogenic mushrooms in the woods two summers ago, and decided to do stand-up comedy. Since then, Ben has performed in showcases at Tommy T's and at San Francisco's historic Purple Onion. You can see him this Tuesday, March, 29th at the San Francisco Punchline for Big Al's Big Ass Comedy Show with headliner Casey Ley.

Also stay tuned for the bay area's #1 Insult Comic ...Kaseem Bentley!!!

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, April 16

2011-04-16T10:13:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another night of tasteless topics, repulsive rants, and seductive stories of social deviance. And comedy talk. Comedy talk about all things tasteless, repulsive, or socially deviant. The mayhem starts at 8 pm tonight.

Always the class clown (and spending most of his formative years in the principal's office), Rob Brackenridge was destined to become a comedian. Born and raised in Wisconsin, Rob has been based out of Los Angeles since 1992 and spends most of the year on the road, "bringing the funny" to audiences around the world. He tours regularly for the U.S. troops on the Miller Lite "Lite Laffs" program, and his television credits include Comedy Central's “Make Me Laugh” and “Stand-Up, Stand-Up”. He is a favorite at the Improv, the Comedy Store, and Catch a Rising Star.

Stuart Thompson is a rising comic in the Bay Area. Currently a student at UC Berkeley, he is the founder of The Alternates Comedy Club, the only stand-up group on campus, a writer for the Heuristic Squelch student satirical magazine, and a quarter-finalist of the 2010 Rooftop National College Comedy Competition. He has performed at historic venues, including Rooster T. Feathers in Sunnyvale; the 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley; The Comedy Store in West Hollywood; and The Purple Onion in San Francisco, where he will be headlining on April 30th. Stuart is well known for his intellectual humor and many impersonations. This combination lends forth an barrage of high-brow comedy full of vibrant stories and unforgettable characters.

Mike Spiegelman hosts the weekly Layover Comedy Night in Downtown Oakland, cohosts Bad Movie Night at SF's Darkroom Theater, and has opened for David Cross, Emo Phillips, Robin Williams, and the late Mitch Hedberg. He's acted in the SF cult film, "The Snake." His one-man show "Salad Jokes Live" is based on material from his humor website, LuggageTuesdays.com. By the way, it's so funny when Mike hosts at the Layover. Comedians go over their time limit all the time there. Maybe cuz their drunk, who gives a shit. Anyway, so they ignore Mike's light. So Mike goes and stands almost directly infront of the comedian and just glares at them until they walk off. It's the funniest fuckin' thing ever. So go and see that.

Ronn Vigh, so-sexy-it’s-difficult-to-not-jump-his-bones-while-he’s-on-stage, brings his unique brand of comedy to clubs, colleges, and airport lavatories all over the world. His brash attitude and acerbic wit have earned him a comparison to a young Joan Rivers by SF Weekly. Well, if she were male, gay, and didn’t shoot Botox by the pound. He was featured on NBC’s Last Comic Standing II and in 2005 founded and still co-produces the successful “Harvey’s Funny Tuesday’s” weekly comedy show at Harvey’s in the Castro District of San Francisco. No stranger to the comedy and alternative scene, he recently hosted Palm Springs Pride, headlined the Lake Tahoe Gay & Lesbian WinterFest, 10th Annual Michigan ComedyFest, and the list goes on and on and on--much like when Ronn speaks.

His one man show, 98 Pounds of Fury, enjoyed a successful run, appeared in the Off-Broadway smash hit 10 Naked Men, recently hosted coverage for the SF GLBT Pride Parade and gained much attention for a controversial off-the-cuff comment about bisexuals. He’s played Joan Rivers at Comedy Noir’s Jesus Roast, a gay Elvis Presley in a Vegas.com commercial, and a science geek in a Magrack ad displayed in NYC subways. Needless to say, he’s versatile (in many ways). He’s been heard on the radio waves and a frequent contributor to shows such as "Fernando & Greg" on Energy 92.7FM, Shake Radio on 960 AM, The Quake and Live 105’s KGAY Weekend in San Francisco. He currently reports, and was featured in, the New York Times for his "Weekly Show" on Vidsf.com. His biggest accomplishment to date: working as a flight attendant and he never smothers any of his passengers with a pillow.

Conor Kellicut started doing theater when he was five years old and started doing stand-up comedy in San Francisco at the age of 21 at The Holy City Zoo. He spent six years honing his skills at open mics and local clubs, quickly becoming a regular at the San Francisco Punchline and Cobb’s Comedy Club, then took second place in the Comedy Central Laugh Riot Semi-Finals. He has worked with Dave Chappelle, Jake Johansen, Dave Attell, Tracy Morgan, Chris Titus, Dana Carvey, Robin Williams, Greg Proops, Arj Barker, Patton Oswald, Greg Giraldo, Jay Mohr, Ralphie May and a bunch of people you have never heard of but are still hilarious! Conor is a regular Headliner at the San Francisco Punchline.

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Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a regimental soldier
Do your balls hang low?
If so, pick 'em up and call us.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Mar. 26

2011-03-26T09:37:00.000-07:00

This rain makes me wet. What about you guys? The best thing about being wet is being inside where it's dry and comfortable. Next to the Internet. Where you can hear John and me be completely retarded and disgusting on the radio. And where you can also hear hilarious celebrity and up-and-coming comedians cutting loose with no content restrictions. And lots of times they are drunk and say outlandish things that reveal their true outlandish natures. Let me tell you something. It makes great radio.

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show as well as the George Lopez show. (Not to mention a regular on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!) He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

Next up, making his debut to the show, and showcasing some cute-ass dimples. I mean, they're not "ass dimples" really...I mean maybe he has ass dimples, who knows? But I'm sure I will ask him! Ben Kolina's coming to the show!

Ben Kolina got his first experience drawing laughter from strangers in the right-field bleachers of the Oakland Coliseum, at the expense of visiting players. A proud resident of Livermore, California, Ben mounted an unsuccessful campaign for the mayor's office at 18 years of age. (Yes. Ben "mounted". Then was discounted.) Currently 28, a former musician, a former journalism student, and an experienced retail technician; Ben Kolina ate hallucinogenic mushrooms in the woods two summers ago, and decided to do stand-up comedy. Since then, Ben has performed in showcases at Tommy T's and at San Francisco's historic Purple Onion. You can see him this Tuesday, March, 29th at the San Francisco Punchline for Big Al's Big Ass Comedy Show with headliner Casey Ley.

Next up, the wildly funny Mike Spiegelman is coming in. Mike Spiegelman hosts the weekly Layover Comedy Night in Downtown Oakland, cohosts Bad Movie Night at SF's Darkroom Theater, and has opened for David Cross, Emo Phillips, Robin Williams, and the late Mitch Hedberg. He's acted in the SF cult film, "The Snake." His one-man show "Salad Jokes Live" is based on material from his humor website, LuggageTuesdays.com. By the way, it's so funny when Mike hosts at the Layover. Comedians go over their time limit all the time there. Maybe cuz they're drunk, who gives a shit. Anyway, so they ignore Mike's light. So Mike goes and stands almost directly infront of the comedian and just glares at them until they walk off. It's the funniest fuckin' thing ever. So go and see that sometime.

And finally...

My funny friend, Melanie O'Brien, who once upon a fun-ass time verbally assaulted a certain Slutty McSlutpants with her razor-sharp wit, is gracing us with her domineering yet oh-so-endearing presence tonight! Melanie, I love you girl.

Melanie O'Brien burst onto the San Francisco comedy scene telling raunchy jokes at venues all over the Bay Area. I consider Melanie a kindred spirit to me in that dirty minds think alike! She's performed at venues such as the Purple Onion, Harveys, and the Dark Room. Melanie also attends law school. People often ask her if she's going to drop out of law school to pursue stand-up, but she likes to think that she can manage them both, as naive as that may be.

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http://fccfree.com/
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Bring a sack lunch. Don't care what's in it.
Just make sure to bring your SACK, Jack!

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Mar. 5

2011-03-04T20:50:00.000-08:00

Oh hell yeah. Guess who's agreed to be on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this week? Take a guess! GUESS!! Could it be....the one and only...Charlie "Tiger Blood" Sheen? He talks to everyone else, why not us? OK, Ok, we don't really have Charlie Sheen but hey, we DO have John Miller! Close enough? And of course, let's not forget me, Goddess Susan "Cougar Blood" Maletta. Duhh! WINNING!

And who are our magically comical guests this week? DUH! Mike Spiegelman, Patrick McDermott, Justin Harrison, and Kaseem Bentley! We're gonna be here, ready to chat, you're not--you're probably going out on Saturday night and then you'll catch the webcast later, BRING IT. (Sorry, I can't be stopped.)

Comedian Mike Spiegelman hosts the weekly Layover Comedy Night in Downtown Oakland, cohosts Bad Movie Night at SF's Darkroom Theater, and has opened for David Cross, Emo Phillips, Robin Williams, and the late Mitch Hedberg. He's acted in the SF cult film, "The Snake." His one-man show "Salad Jokes Live" is based on material from his humor website, LuggageTuesdays.com.

Patrick McDermott is a bay area comic who began doing stand-up at age 45, after his wife signed him up for an open mic. Since that time, he has developed a style that has been called tight and clean by audience members and fellow comics alike. Patrick has been a semi-finalist in comedy competitions at the San Jose Improv, Rooster T Feathers, Bunjo's Comedy Lounge, and St. Stephen's Green. He has also won Tommy T's weekly open-mic comedy competition. Patrick has performed in showcases at Comedy Off Broadway in Oakland, Bunjo's in Dublin, and has opened for the "Not Dead Yet Comedy Tour."

Justin Harrison started doing comedy about 7 years ago in Peoria, Il. He describes himself as story/rant comic. He hosts and books comedy showcases throughout the San Francisco and East Bay areas. He's been featured at The Purple Onion, Rooster T. Feathers, The Comedy Underground (Seattle), The Comedy Store (Hollywood), Downtown Comedy Club (Los Angeles), The Jukebox Comedy Club (Peoria, Il) and many more. He's also dashingly handsome and considered irresistable to cougars.

Also stay tuned for the bay area's #1 Insult Comic ...Kaseem Bentley!!!

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Maybe you could attach some balls to that vagina of yours.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Feb. 19

2011-02-19T09:41:00.001-08:00

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

Coree Spencer has been doing comedy for 10 years in the form of filmed sketch comedy winning numerous awards for writing and filmmaking. Her sketch “Top Friend” is the 13th most watched video on Myspace of all time. Her sketches have also been featured on the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Comedy website and Funny Or Die MySpace and YouTube. Coree also started and produced one of Portland’s longest running sketch comedy groups, Homeless Corner from 2003-2009 and from there, formed other award winning groups such as Awful Waffle, Ladies Night, and Kobra Kommander, which won Best Film, Best Editor, Best Musical Score and Audience Favorite for the Portland 48 Hour Film Project in 2009.

Coree is a writer, producer, video editor, director, actress, makeup artist and anything else that comes her way. She is currently in post production for her webseries "In It To Win It!" which features her as the lead actress. Coree is a regular at Castagnola’s Comedy Club on Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco, as well as many other clubs in the Bay area. She recently performed at the John Lovitz Comedy Club at their Up and Comers show in March in Hollywood, The Las Vegas Comedy Show with Joe Lowers, the Purple Onion in San Francisco and The Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Oregon. Coree is a radio personality and contributing interviewer for poprockcandymountain.com’s “Comedian on Comedian,” which is a series of nonsensical video interviews with Sarah Silverman, David Cross, Michael Ian Black, Wyatt Cenac, Hard n’ Phirm, Todd Barry and more. Coree also enjoys Velcro.

Pippi Lovestocking is a regular on the comedy circuit as well as a cabaret drag singer and entertainer who travels abroad!

Comedian Mike Spiegelman hosts the weekly Layover Comedy Night in Downtown Oakland, cohosts Bad Movie Night at SF's Darkroom Theater, and has opened for David Cross, Emo Phillips, Robin Williams, and the late Mitch Hedberg. He's acted in the SF cult film, "The Snake." His one-man show "Salad Jokes Live" is based on material from his humor website, LuggageTuesdays.com.

Also stay tuned for the bay area's #1 Insult Comic ...Kaseem Bentley!!!

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(Balls required.)

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Feb. 12

2011-02-12T10:49:00.000-08:00

I smell something. Is it romance? Romance is in the air! Wait a minute, that's not romance. It's loneliness. Mixed with a touch of horniness. And a slight hint of desperation. NO WAIT! It's just weed smoke, nevermind. This week we bring you the Valentine's Day Edition of the John Miller Program. And in so doing, we bring you several comedians that will remind you why you are not the only one who is single! Be still my beating fart! Fall in love with the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta all over again.

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show as well as the George Lopez show. (Not to mention a regular on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!) He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

Also stay tuned for the ever-so-talented and wonderful David Hawkins!

David Hawkins has been performing stand up around the country for 5 years now and has appeared at the SF Punchline, The Comedy Store and the National Queer Arts Festival. He also appeared on LOGO TVs One Night Stand Up. He is a journalist and author of 3 plays including "Beach Party on the Black Lagoon" produced at Life on the Water Theater. He currently co-produces and hosts the weekly First Amendment filth fest Blue Room Comedy at Club 93 in SOMA. He is really rooting for Lindsay Lohan.

Making their debuts on the show tonight, we bring you Dan Allenderwest, Dash Kwiatkowski, and Keith DeSousa.

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Strap on some balls and let's play.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Feb. 5

2011-02-04T11:12:00.000-08:00

Awww yeahhhh. Throw your hands up in the air and wave them around like you just don’t care! Or, put your hands in your lap and play with yourself until you take a nap! (We don’t give a crap.) Look here, you. This week on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta...more fun and thrills. Remember, this show is the one where the comedians come to completely relax and unwind, be themselves, and say ANYTHING they want. And they Do Say Anything and Everything. This show is completely uncensored. This show should be called The W.T.M.I. Show. (The Way Too Much Information Show.)

Do you know what that means? Oh Lordee! It means that we pump them full of alcohol before they take the mics! Ohh Yeah! Then, they say things they wouldn't normally say. And THEN some! You see, we have a knack for making comedians feel at ease. Maybe it's because we are so goddamn charming. I don't know. And then, when they start feeling all comfortable, they start being more "open" to talking about things, like their personal lives and their genitals and other cool shit. If you listen long enough, you just might hear something ohhh so very private, exciting, and (enter evil laugh here) SCANDALOUS! So don't miss out on John and Susan and their deliciously funny guests.

And now...coming to the microphones...some sober...some not so sober...most on antidepressants of some sort...our line-up of comedians.

The city of Santa Cruz, California generates some pretty weird people and comedian John Brown certainly qualifies as one of funniest weirdos around! John represents his hometown well by amusing audiences with bizarre impressions such as E.T. and San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsome. He’s also been having fun and keeping busy annoying anonymous people by making some really wild prank calls. In addition to doing stand-up, John also regularly hosts and produces comedy shows throughout the Santa Cruz area.

Phil Johnson isn’t angry. Even when he’s screaming at the audience in the guise of a schizo killing his girlfriend or a jilted lover insulting every bit of his ex-lover’s femininity, it’s done with a warmth and a knowing glance that it’s all in good fun. It communicates to the audience that no matter what problems they’re going through, there’s always someone even more screwed up than them. Phil Johnson is, in fact, a raging optimist. And better yet, it’s all set to music. Phil Johnson deftly wields his guitar, spinning out one funny scenario after another. Far beyond the strumming/storytelling and parody style of other comedians his songs are all original, and written to include the music as an integral part of the story.

His shows have been called “choreographed frenzy” and his easy, mellow command of the stage turns completely demented on a dime. It’s a show with variety, energy, and originality that definitely pushes the boundaries. With years of experience leading his band Roadside Attraction, a college degree in music, and his activities in film and TV, Phil Johnson knows well what it takes to entertain an audience. But beyond just entertainment, Phil seeks to actually communicate something important… That life is just not as serious as we all think.

Melanie O'Brien burst onto the San Francisco comedy scene telling raunchy jokes at venues all over the Bay Area. I consider Melanie a kindred spirit to me in that dirty minds think alike! She's performed at venues such as the Purple Onion, Harveys, and the Dark Room. Melanie also attends law school. People often ask her if she's going to drop out of law school to pursue stand-up, but she likes to think that she can manage them both, as naive as that may be.

Simone Campbell has been keeping people laughing with her rapid-fire wit and in-your-face approach. Legendary lesbian comic, Karen Ripley describes her as "exciting, energetic, full of life. She warms the audience up to each other. Not an easy thing to do. Killer smile." Simone performs all over the San Francisco bay area at places such as Harveys, the Russian River Inn, and the White Horse Inn.

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Stuff your pants with tennis balls, then at least you'll LOOK courageous.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Jan. 29

2011-01-29T09:40:00.000-08:00

This week on the John Miller Program...

Chantel Williams started her life of comedy in the back of Buick; just about the time her family travelled across America to move to the great state of Oregon. Always witty and always astute, this young girl turned from street kid to non-famous blogger in a mere 27 years. Mediocre grades in high-school left her with no choice other than to marry her drug dealer boyfriend and shun her small town “Birthplace of U-Haul” for a slightly bigger town across the freeway. In that five years of her life there she gave birth to two ungrateful children, worked in a bowling alley, and drove a 1972 Camaro.It wasn’t long after another failed relationship that Chantel set her sights on the big city of Vancouver, Washington.

It was there that she found her greatest love; drinking red wine alone and in the dark. She moved on quickly from Vancouver to Portland, Oregon where public transportation is a plenty for drunks and where her unfulfilling writing career began. As a writer, she had an unfamous blog where many tens of readers came each day to track her daily drink and pill count. After her mother’s death, Chantel wrote a novel that is still yet unpublished due to its horrific writing and cruel unwarranted rants on racism and gender. A little skill she picked up in the Liberal University she didn’t graduate from. After Chantel’s children came of age she quickly kicked them out of the house and moved to San Francisco with her unemployed boyfriend and needy dog. She found there was never a city in the world as welcome to a racist Liberal as San Francisco. There she started a comedy club so her boyfriend would have legitimate excuses not to do the dishes and she could watch as others climbed ahead of her for fame and fortune. Oh life you cruel bitch!

Dr. Brian King is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian. Dr. Brian also produces the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco.

The ever so raunchy, sometimes offensive, yet delightfully half-naked... Ricky Luna is back to see us! He's a wild and crazy gay from San Francisco and ready and willing to say just about anything and do just about everything! With just about anybody!! HEY-o! I think he's a joy. Almond Joy. Cuz he's got nuts!!!

Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the "Father of SF Comedy", is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows. Check him out Sugaboo...

Like a virgin, touched for the fifty-third time. professional comedian and muckraker Nate Blanchard will also be joining us! He's been rising fast in the Bay Area comedy scene winning fans from the queerest to the straightest clubs.

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unless you have chicken balls

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Jan. 22

2011-01-21T08:29:00.000-08:00

First up, we welcome the very talented and beautiful Iranian comedian, Nadine Rajabi! Currently, you can watch Nadine on Showtime’s "Hot Tamales Live", "The Skinny: Fat Free News" on MySpace TV and Hulu, and on The National Lampoon College Network where she has her own weekly half-hour show ("XM Underground" and "Press Pass") that syndicates to dorm rooms everywhere. You can also hear her on XM Satellite Radio (channel 154) on National Lampoon Comedy Radio ("Nadine @ Nite") Monday through Friday (6 pm - 9 pm), where she conducts celebrity interviews and shares her pop culture know-it-all-ness to the XM world.

Nadine’s other TV, radio, and writing credits include national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, Daddy’s Girls, TVgasm.com (current), Zazreport (current), weekly celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon (current) and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio (current).

Stuart Thompson is a rising comic in the Bay Area. Currently a student at UC Berkeley, he is the founder of The Alternates Comedy Club, the only stand-up group on campus, a writer for the Heuristic Squelch student satirical magazine, and a quarter-finalist of the 2010 Rooftop National College Comedy Competition. He has performed at historic venues, including Rooster T. Feathers in Sunnyvale; the 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley; The Comedy Store in West Hollywood; and The Purple Onion in San Francisco, where he will be headlining on April 30th. Stuart is well known for his intellectual humor and many impersonations. This combination lends forth an barrage of high-brow comedy full of vibrant stories and unforgettable characters.

Ronn Vigh, so-sexy-it’s-difficult-to-not-jump-his-bones-while-he's-on-stage, brings his unique brand of comedy to clubs, colleges, and airport lavatories all over the world. His brash attitude and acerbic wit have earned him a comparison to a young Joan Rivers by SF Weekly. Well, if she were male, gay, and didn’t shoot Botox by the pound. He was featured on NBC’s Last Comic Standing II and in 2005 founded and still co-produces the successful “Harvey’s Funny Tuesday’s” weekly comedy show at Harvey’s in the Castro District of San Francisco. No stranger to the comedy and alternative scene, he recently hosted Palm Springs Pride, headlined the Lake Tahoe Gay & Lesbian WinterFest, 10th Annual Michigan ComedyFest, and the list goes on and on and on--much like when Ronn speaks.

His one man show, 98 Pounds of Fury, enjoyed a successful run, appeared in the Off-Broadway smash hit 10 Naked Men, recently hosted coverage for the SF GLBT Pride Parade and gained much attention for a controversial off-the-cuff comment about bisexuals. He’s played Joan Rivers at Comedy Noir’s Jesus Roast, a gay Elvis Presley in a Vegas.com commercial, and a science geek in a Magrack ad displayed in NYC subways. Needless to say, he’s versatile (in many ways). He’s been heard on the radio waves and a frequent contributor to shows such as "Fernando & Greg" on Energy 92.7FM, Shake Radio on 960 AM, The Quake and Live 105’s KGAY Weekend in San Francisco. He currently reports, and was featured in, the New York Times for his "Weekly Show" on Vidsf.com. His biggest accomplishment to date: working as a flight attendant and he never smothers any of his passengers with a pillow.

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It takes some scrotum. Maybe you don't have that.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Jan 8

2011-01-07T19:06:00.000-08:00

It's been a week. Have ya lost any weight? Did ya quit the booze? Did ya drop dem nasty cigarettes? Are ya workin' out? No? Don't worry! I have a diet tip for you. Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta. It will curb your appetite and/or assist in your regurgitation efforts! Just tryin' to help!! (I'm not saying we're gonna gross you out...I'm WARNING you that we're GONNA GROSS YOU OUT! But just part of the time. Look. Comedians tend to provide a lot of detail in their storytelling and we have on some expert story tellers coming on the show.)

Our first guest this week is the Editor for Comedy at MySpace, Scott Rubin!

Scott Rubin also used to be the Editor-in-Chief of National Lampoon, the most recognized brand in humor. Rubin's tenure began in 1999, when he created the award-winning National Lampoon Dotcom as an outlet for the NatLamp's cutting edge comic sensibility. The site's content was entered into the Smithsonian Institute for best exemplifying American satire in the weeks following the 9-11 attacks, and has been awarded "Best of the Web" from the Los Angeles Times, Forbes, USA Today, CNN and The Wall Street Journal. The site is ranked as one of the most popular entertainment Internet destinations, with a monthly audience that exceeds 800,000 readers. Rubin also writes and produces television shows for National Lampoon Networks (NLN), a college cable channel seen by nearly 5 million college students. He executive produces the #1 rated Master Debaters, an irreverent, innovative debating show featuring celebrities, local personalities, and real college debaters.

Next up on the show, Charles Orenthal James Patterson is joining us!

Aside from having the longest name in the universe, OJ Patterson is the definition of weird. He performs sophisticated, remedial, clean, dirty, abstract, anecdotal, nerdy, chocolate comedy at the Purple Onion, Dark Room Theater, Alameda and family reunions. Primarily a stand-up, OJ also performs improv and sketch comedy with the Sylvan Production Company. An absurdist, hypothetical wordsmith, OJ Patterson is a foremost student of the humorist craft and details his findings on the Bay Area-centric comedy blog Courting Comedy. Ultimately OJ is a lot of love nestled inside a misleadingly hulking body.

Also on the show...our old friend Cody Woods returns!

Cody Woods is a comedian that does comedy sometimes. He is based in the San Francisco Bay Area and is being black balled in the comedy industry. If you would like to see Cody perform, just find him on Facebook at: facebook.com/i.have.balls.of.gold so you can find a gig near you that he will not be getting booked at. His material is performed mainly in a topical and intimate style and is pretty edgy. Cody Woods also runs a shithole comedy venue on Stanford campus called the "750 Pub", where comics have the privilege of being enjoyed by people who will be making up to $450,000 within the next two years and happen to be the same type of people that comics often gawked at in high school. Cody Woods is also very articulate and his vocabulary is often filled with prestigious words like "gawk" and "high school". Cody Woods is part Irish and once had a dog.

And finally, we're going to welcome back an extra-special boy who once was a bright-eyed, bushy-assed intern on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta! That's RIGHT! We're going to have Casey Ley on the show!

Casey Ley is a very funny local and touring headliner and comedy radio talk show host. He has toured with Fags and Hags, headlined Live at the Onion Series at the Purple Onion, worked at the San Francisco Punchline, Cobbs Comedy Club, and the Hollywood Improv. For the past two years he has also been a part of SF Sketchfest. He is also host of The Morning Show on PirateCat Radio, a weekly talk show focusing on news, current events and the bay area comedy scene. Get ready for fun and sexy mayhem with Casey!

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If you grow some hair on your balls, they may at least 'appear' bigger.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Jan. 1

2010-12-31T16:10:00.000-08:00

This New Year's Day, January 1st, 2011, I will be in the program. ...The John Miller Program...HEY-oh! Hey, where else can I go where I can immediately break all my New Year's Resolutions, breathe in the stench of hungover comedians, and realize my true unfulfilled potential all in the same place? Huh?!?

This week as you listen to The John Miller Hangover Program...take it easy. Lay in bed, turn up your laptop speakers (but please don't put your computer near your barf bowl), and tune into fccfree.com for your hangover cure. We are bringing in JUST the people to soothe your headaches away with laughter...but I can't promise they won't induce more nausea.

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show as well as the George Lopez show. (Not to mention a regular on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!) He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

Also joining us to destroy our precious egos yet still manage to make us laugh our asses off...Kaseem Bentley, the Bay Area's number one insult comic will be joining us!

And finally, the ever so raunchy, sometimes offensive, yet delightfully half-naked... Ricky Luna is back to see us! He's a wild and crazy gay from San Francisco and ready and willing to say just about anything and do just about everything! With just about anybody!! HEY-o! I think he's a joy. Almond Joy. Cuz he's got nuts!!!

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For your New Year's Resolution,
make a change in the way you look. Grow some bigger balls.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Dec. 18

2010-12-18T09:36:00.001-08:00

Tonight on the JMP..

Bernie Lubbers is a hilarious national touring comedian, public speaker, and corporate humorist, and he's the famous Whiskey Professor! As Whiskey Professor, Bernie speaks and presents for Knob Creek and Beam Global Sprits & Wine. He's the celebrity face of the brands for the east coast and presents to national media as well as whiskey and bourbon festivals in Kentucky, New York, Philadelphia, Tampa and Southern Florida, Tennessee, and many other cities. Bernie's also done numerous national/regional television and radio shows, such as The Bob & Tom Show, where he's been a regular guest for more than 12 years (6 million listeners nationwide).

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show as well as the George Lopez show. (Not to mention a regular on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!) He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the "Father of SF Comedy", is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows. Check him out Sugaboo...

Next up, John Miller's long lost grandmother, Lynn Ruth Miller is joining us!

Lynn Ruth Miller started doing comedy on stage when she was 71 years old and hit the headlines in Edinburgh at the 2005 International Fringe Festival for jumping out of a cake (almost) and removing her clothes (not quite.) She left them laughing when she sat on their laps in 2006 and in 2007, she was dubbed the new Joan Rivers of Fringe Comedy. Now she is 77 and she swears she hasn’t gotten the last laugh yet. She made it to Las Vegas in America’s Got Talent, 2008 and won the People’s Choice Award at the 2009 Branson Comedy Festival. She got to the finals in Bill Word’s Funniest Female Contest 2009 and the semi-finals in San Francisco’s International Comedy Competition.

Ken Townsend is the illegitimate child of Molly Hatchet and the Ramones, baptized in corn liquor, lit on fire, and raised on a steady diet of pro wrestling and comic books. Ken is a favorite at rehabs, halfway houses, convenience store security cameras, and more forgiving comedy establishments worldwide.

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Grow some balls.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Dec. 4

2010-12-04T14:03:00.000-08:00

Well, well, well. Welcome to flu season. Hey I feel right at home here during flu season cuz I hang out with some sick m***** f*****s!!! Speaking of which, tonight on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta...

Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the "Father of SF Comedy", is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows. Check him out Sugaboo...

Also back on the show...Chuck Farnham! Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

We are also delighted to have Dream Denver back on the show! She is the wife of the wacky Gilligan (of the hit TV show "Gilligan’s Island").

And finally, we bring you Daymon Ferguson. Daymon Ferguson hails from Hell. Or rather, Chico California, where he was born into a white trash tradition that he’s been trying to escape ever since. High school brought the impetus Daymon needed to become a comedian—he announced to his tenth grade drama teacher that he would one day become a stand-up comic. He got right on that, too. A mere twenty years later, here he is! But first he had to take care of a few other careers—Daymon has been a diesel truck mechanic, pizza delivery guy, forklift mechanic, waiter, racecar driver, ditch digger, exotic dancers’ bodyguard, and lawyer. All of which have helped prepare him for a career standing up in front of a bunch of people, telling dick jokes.

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Man up.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Nov. 20

2010-11-19T14:59:00.000-08:00

Tonight on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta...

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

You’ll also hear our talk with Vince Desi, CEO of Running with Scissors, home to Postal the video game. We discuss the Postal movie and Vince’s memorable cameo as a giant penis.

John O'Connell is a nationally-touring standup comedian from Austin, Texas and an original member of Ron White's Texas Hill Country Comedy Writers. He's written several films including the winner of 2008's ABFF Best Film award, "The Abduction of Jesse Bookman" and the indie thriller "Pineapple" in which he also co-starred.

Chantel Williams started her life of comedy in the back of Buick; just about the time her family travelled across America to move to the great state of Oregon. Always witty and always astute, this young girl turned from street kid to non-famous blogger in a mere 27 years. Mediocre grades in high-school left her with no choice other than to marry her drug dealer boyfriend and shun her small town “Birthplace of U-Haul” for a slightly bigger town across the freeway. In that five years of her life there she gave birth to two ungrateful children, worked in a bowling alley, and drove a 1972 Camaro.It wasn’t long after another failed relationship that Chantel set her sights on the big city of Vancouver, Washington.

It was there that she found her greatest love; drinking red wine alone and in the dark. She moved on quickly from Vancouver to Portland, Oregon where public transportation is a plenty for drunks and where her unfulfilling writing career began. As a writer, she had an unfamous blog where many tens of readers came each day to track her daily drink and pill count. After her mother’s death, Chantel wrote a novel that is still yet unpublished due to its horrific writing and cruel unwarranted rants on racism and gender. A little skill she picked up in the Liberal University she didn’t graduate from. After Chantel’s children came of age she quickly kicked them out of the house and moved to San Francisco with her unemployed boyfriend and needy dog. She found there was never a city in the world as welcome to a racist Liberal as San Francisco. There she started a comedy club so her boyfriend would have legitimate excuses not to do the dishes and she could watch as others climbed ahead of her for fame and fortune. Oh life you cruel bitch!

Cheril Vendetti is a seasoned and much sought after comedienne on America’s comedy circuit, where her bookings keep her on the road for most of the year. When in Los Angeles, she is a regular at the world famous Comedy Store in Hollywood, and recently appeared in the “The Main Room,” a documentary about the club. She received a Clio award for playing an Italian cook in a Foster Farm commercial, and has appeared on HBO’s Real Sex (thankfully, fully clothed). It was on stage at NATPE where talent agent David Tenzer of CAA began to represent Miss Vendetti and her cooking show “I Got Your Recipes..Right Here!!” It was also on that stage where she got to create two TV pilots “The Queen of New Jersey” and “Queen of the Road.” Miss Vendetti has just completed a comical cookbook, “Mistress of the Mob Cuisine".

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Nov. 6

2010-11-04T13:20:00.000-07:00

Get ready to be entertained by two San Francisco Giants! San Francisco Giants of COMEDY RADIO, that is....John Miller and Susan Maletta! So you say you've had your fill of Halloween candy. Have you had your fill of EAR candy? I think not! Look. I care. I care about you and your emotional well-being. Part of having emotional well-being is laughing. And what is the best kind of laughter? The kind resulting from inappropriate behavior. And yes, that's my opinion, but it's my blog, and our show is hilarious, so bite me.

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

Coree Spencer has been doing comedy for 10 years in the form of filmed sketch comedy winning numerous awards for writing and filmmaking. Her sketch “Top Friend” is the 13th most watched video on Myspace of all time. Her sketches have also been featured on the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Comedy website and Funny Or Die MySpace and YouTube. Coree also started and produced one of Portland’s longest running sketch comedy groups, Homeless Corner from 2003-2009 and from there, formed other award winning groups such as Awful Waffle, Ladies Night, and Kobra Kommander, which won Best Film, Best Editor, Best Musical Score and Audience Favorite for the Portland 48 Hour Film Project in 2009.

Coree is a writer, producer, video editor, director, actress, makeup artist and anything else that comes her way. She is currently in post production for her webseries "In It To Win It!" which features her as the lead actress. Coree is a regular at Castagnola’s Comedy Club on Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco, as well as many other clubs in the Bay area. She recently performed at the John Lovitz Comedy Club at their Up and Comers show in March in Hollywood, The Las Vegas Comedy Show with Joe Lowers, the Purple Onion in San Francisco and The Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Oregon. Coree is a radio personality and contributing interviewer for poprockcandymountain.com’s “Comedian on Comedian,” which is a series of nonsensical video interviews with Sarah Silverman, David Cross, Michael Ian Black, Wyatt Cenac, Hard n’ Phirm, Todd Barry and more. Coree also enjoys Velcro.

Justin Harrison started doing comedy about 7 years ago in Peoria, Il. He describes himself as story/rant comic. He hosts and books two rooms in Alameda, produces a quarterly Comedy Jam in Alameda and a monthly showcase. He's been featured at The Purple Onion, Rooster T. Feathers, The Comedy Underground (Seattle), The Comedy Store (Hollywood), Downtown Comedy Club (Los Angeles), The Jukebox Comedy Club (Peoria, Il) and many more. This month he'll be appearing at the Hollywood Improv, Club Deluxe, and The Purple Onion, as well as all of his own shows in Alameda. December 14th he'll be appearing at The Punchline in San Francisco. He's also dashingly handsome and considered irresistable to cougars.

Chantel Williams started her life of comedy in the back of Buick; just about the time her family travelled across America to move to the great state of Oregon. Always witty and always astute, this young girl turned from street kid to non-famous blogger in a mere 27 years. Mediocre grades in high-school left her with no choice other than to marry her drug dealer boyfriend and shun her small town “Birthplace of U-Haul” for a slightly bigger town across the freeway. In that five years of her life there she gave birth to two ungrateful children, worked in a bowling alley, and drove a 1972 Camaro.It wasn’t long after another failed relationship that Chantel set her sights on the big city of Vancouver, Washington.

It was there that she found her greatest love; drinking red wine alone and in the dark. She moved on quickly from Vancouver to Portland, Oregon where public transportation is a plenty for drunks and where her unfulfilling writing career began. As a writer, she had an unfamous blog where many tens of readers came each day to track her daily drink and pill count. After her mother’s death, Chantel wrote a novel that is still yet unpublished due to its horrific writing and cruel unwarranted rants on racism and gender. A little skill she picked up in the Liberal University she didn’t graduate from. After Chantel’s children came of age she quickly kicked them out of the house and moved to San Francisco with her unemployed boyfriend and needy dog. She found there was never a city in the world as welcome to a racist Liberal as San Francisco. There she started a comedy club so her boyfriend would have legitimate excuses not to do the dishes and she could watch as others climbed ahead of her for fame and fortune. Oh life you cruel bitch!

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Can you please not wimp out this time?

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 23

2010-10-22T19:11:00.000-07:00

Ladies, are you busy picking out your slutty costumes? And Players, are you busy buying condoms to use on all those Halloween sluts? Good. Now put down your cum-fuck-me pumps, your 1-square-foot-of-fabric costume, and your pasties and pick up your dignity. Then throw it all away again by tuning into the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta.

First up on the show, we have Josh Sneed, Steve Caminiti, and other special guests.

Josh Sneed is quickly making his mark as one of the top young comics in the business. After quitting a comfy day job working for Procter & Gamble, he’s made excellent strides in following his passion for making people laugh. He’s opened for such acts as Dave Chappelle, Dane Cook, and Lewis Black. Most recently, Josh finished 2nd out of 100 of Comedy Central’s top comedians in the Annual Stand-up Showdown, earning him a deal to record a new album on Comedy Central Records.

In 2006, Josh filmed a 30-minute special, “Comedy Central Presents: Josh Sneed” that debuted in March 2007 and is currently re-airing. In November of 2006, Josh placed 6th in the Sierra Mist/MySpace Stand-up or Sit Down Challenge out of over 2,000 entrants. Finishing high in competitions is nothing new to Josh. In 4th grade he earned a blue ribbon for throwing a softball through a tire. In 2004, he performed at the Just For Laugh's Montreal Comedy Festival in the "New Faces of Comedy" group, one of the highest honors that a comedian at his level can achieve. Josh has also be seen performing in large venue theaters across the country as an opening act for the various members of "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour", and has made several appearances on "The Bob & Tom Show".

Steve Caminiti was voted Funniest Man in Cincinnati by his peers, Funniest Person in Ohio by Showtime Cable Network, and picked as Best Comedian in Cincinnati by both Cincinnati Magazine and City Beat Magazine. Steve is also a regular visitor on nationally syndicated talk shows, such as Bob & Tom and The Gary Burbank Show, and he was featured in Rolling Stone Magazine’s Comedy Issue. His television appearances include Comedy Central, CBS television’s "48 Hours", Showtime Cable Network, The Nashville Network, A&E, and MTV.

Next up, we'll be having some fun with some funny folks from the East Bay!

OJ Patterson is the definition of weird. He performs sophisticated, remedial, clean, dirty, abstract, anecdotal, nerdy, chocolate comedy at the Purple Onion, Dark Room Theater, Alameda and family reunions. Primarily a stand-up, OJ also performs improv and sketch comedy with the Sylvan Production Company. An absurdist, hypothetical wordsmith, OJ Patterson is a foremost student of the humorist craft and details his findings on the Bay Area-centric comedy blog Courting Comedy. Ultimately OJ is a lot of love nestled inside a misleadingly hulking body.

And finally we'll be having some fun with Eric The-Real-Deal-Man-Of Steele!

Born and raised in The Corn Belt, Iowa, Eric Steele has always been into entertainment. At a young age he craved attention and got into trouble for what he thought was funny at school constantly. He was active in speech and drama in high school and any other opportunity that gave him a chance to have a microphone. Eric has been doing comedy for years and takes his life experiences with him. He's an expressive comic meaning he is very animated and expressive with his emotions on stage.

Eric believes everything in life can, and should be, laughed at, from his crappy jobs, home in the ghetto, and even his own father's death at a young age. You can catch Eric at many Bay Area clubs as well as every weekend on a local radio station 95.3 KRTY in San Jose. He also recently won his round at Castagnola's Walk The Plank Comedy Competition. Eric's business card says it perfectly- "Comic, Writer, Golden Voice, and Lover?" Just don't try and find him on myspace, not there anymore. If you want to stalk him do so at www.facebook.com/realdealmanofsteele.

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Just call and harass John for me, will ya?
Scrotum or not. Pick up the phone.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 16

2010-10-16T15:07:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another night of tasteless topics, repulsive rants, and seductive stories of social deviance. And comedy talk. Comedy talk about all things tasteless, repulsive, or deviant. The sensuous mayhem starts at 8 pm tonight. Don't forget to catch the titillating replay of last week's show, featuring a Playboy Playmate, a feminist comedian, and a handful of horny dudes and other weird characters. Click Last Show on www.fccfree.com now before it goes away!

First up on the JMP...Steve Caminiti is coming in to make us giggle! Steve was voted Funniest Man in Cincinnati by his peers, Funniest Person in Ohio by Showtime Cable Network, and picked as Best Comedian in Cincinnati by both Cincinnati Magazine and City Beat Magazine. Steve is also a regular visitor on nationally syndicated talk shows, such as Bob & Tom and The Gary Burbank Show, and he was featured in Rolling Stone Magazine’s Comedy Issue. His television appearances include Comedy Central, CBS television’s "48 Hours", Showtime Cable Network, The Nashville Network, A&E, and MTV.

Ronn Vigh, so-sexy-it’s-difficult-to-not-jump-his-bones-while-he's-on-stage, brings his unique brand of comedy to clubs, colleges, and airport lavatories all over the world. His brash attitude and acerbic wit have earned him a comparison to a young Joan Rivers by SF Weekly. Well, if she were male, gay, and didn’t shoot Botox by the pound. He was featured on NBC’s Last Comic Standing II and in 2005 founded and still co-produces the successful “Harvey’s Funny Tuesday’s” weekly comedy show at Harvey’s in the Castro District of San Francisco. No stranger to the comedy and alternative scene, he recently hosted Palm Springs Pride, headlined the Lake Tahoe Gay & Lesbian WinterFest, 10th Annual Michigan ComedyFest, and the list goes on and on and on--much like when Ronn speaks.

His one man show, 98 Pounds of Fury, enjoyed a successful run, appeared in the Off-Broadway smash hit 10 Naked Men, recently hosted coverage for the SF GLBT Pride Parade and gained much attention for a controversial off-the-cuff comment about bisexuals. He’s played Joan Rivers at Comedy Noir’s Jesus Roast, a gay Elvis Presley in a Vegas.com commercial, and a science geek in a Magrack ad displayed in NYC subways. Needless to say, he’s versatile (in many ways). He’s been heard on the radio waves and a frequent contributor to shows such as "Fernando & Greg" on Energy 92.7FM, Shake Radio on 960 AM, The Quake and Live 105’s KGAY Weekend in San Francisco. He currently reports, and was featured in, the New York Times for his "Weekly Show" on Vidsf.com. His biggest accomplishment to date: working as a flight attendant and he never smothers any of his passengers with a pillow.

Ivan Hernandez was born in New Jersey in the eighties and lived a fairly inconsequential life until starting comedy in his late teens. His is a sort of off-handed observational style marked mostly by self-deprecation, dryness, and yelling. Favorite topics include comic books, food, women, and any intersections of the three.

Some of the places he's played include the Florida Improvs, the Purple Onion, Florida International University, the Florida Supercon comic book convention, and the South Beach Comedy Festival. He's been featured in the Miami New Times as part of the Nerd Comics Tour and in the East Bay Express, and played Albert Einstein in a production of Steve Martin's Picasso at the Lapin Agile. After a long stretch of living in Florida, he leads an itinerant existence in San Francisco.

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That is, unless you lack testicles.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 9

2010-10-08T19:05:00.000-07:00

If you have any kind of life at all, you will probably be out and about this Saturday night. But if not, hey. We're here for you. We're ready to talk to you. And about you. Our asses are stuck to our chairs for you. Does anyone have a spatula?

Remember that next week will be the night that John gets a tattoo LIVE on the program starting at 8:30 pm til 9:30 pm by Reno from 415 Tattoo here in San Francisco. Check out www.415tattoo.com.

Oh! Hey have you seen John's Facebook profile pic? He is standing very proudly with a very young model named Cherish Armour from CherryisBomb.com. He has invited her to be a guest on the show this Saturday night. Here is her website bio: "My name is Cherish Armour and I was born and raised in the suburbs of Toronto, Canada. My intro into modeling began when I entered a bikini contest. I didn't win but I was discovered by a photographer covering the event. Everything took off after that shoot and here I am today! Modeling has brought me to many interesting places including Toronto, NYC, Las Vegas and now California.XOXO Cheri." Enjoy listening to John trying to be smooth with Ms. Cherry Is Bomb! I have been warned to behave myself.

Also on the show this week...

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

Next on the show this week...some actual Comedians!

Melanie O'Brien burst onto the San Francisco comedy scene telling raunchy jokes at venues all over the Bay Area. I consider Melanie a kindred spirit to me in that dirty minds think alike! Let's just say she's going to fit right in as she makes her debut to the John Miller Program tonight. She's performed at venues such as the Purple Onion, Harveys, and the Dark Room. Melanie also attends law school. People often ask her if she's going to drop out of law school to pursue stand-up, but she likes to think that she can manage them both, as naive as that may be.

Also joining us to destroy our precious egos yet still manage to make us laugh our asses off...Kaseem Bentley, the Bay Area's number one insult comic will be joining us!

And finally, the ever so raunchy, sometimes offensive, yet delightfully half-naked... Ricky Luna is back to see us! He's a wild and crazy gay guy from San Francisco and ready and willing to say just about anything and do just about everything! With just about anybody!! HEY-o! I can't wait to see how Kaseeem feels about him!! But I'll tell you how I feel about him. I think he's a joy. Almond Joy. Cuz he's got nuts!!!

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Hey if you're a real man, or woman, call in during Kaseem's segment and ask him how he feels about you. DO IT!!!!!!!!!! Your boldness will turn me on!!!!!

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 2

2010-10-02T17:06:00.000-07:00

WARNING!!! Tonight's show comes with a warning. WARNING: This show could potentially put your bodies into bodily function overdrive. We're either gonna make you pee your pants from laughter, make you cum in your pants from excitement, or throw up in your mouths because we're so nasty!! So...are you ready for the nasty times?! Look. It's been hot as hell outside, the news has been SUPER shitty, and we're in NO mood for seriousness, PC bullshit, or people wearing clothing. So TAKE IT OFF, unless of course, you need a diaper. You can leave that on.

And now for our hilarious line-up!

Justin Harrison started doing comedy about 7 years ago in Peoria, Il. He describes himself as story/rant comic. He hosts and books two rooms in Alameda, produces a quarterly Comedy Jam in Alameda and a monthly showcase. He's been featured at The Purple Onion, Rooster T. Feathers, The Comedy Underground (Seattle), The Comedy Store (Hollywood), Downtown Comedy Club (Los Angeles), The Jukebox Comedy Club (Peoria, Il) and many more. This month he'll be appearing at the Hollywood Improv, Club Deluxe, and The Purple Onion, as well as all of his own shows in Alameda. December 14th he'll be appearing at The Punchline in San Francisco. He's also dashingly handsome and considered irresistable to cougars.

Conor Kellicut started doing theater when he was five years old and started doing stand-up comedy in San Francisco at the age of 21 at The Holy City Zoo. He spent six years honing his skills at open mics and local clubs, quickly becoming a regular at the San Francisco Punchline and Cobb’s Comedy Club, then took second place in the Comedy Central Laugh Riot Semi-Finals. He has worked with Dave Chappelle, Jake Johansen, Dave Attell, Tracy Morgan, Chris Titus, Dana Carvey, Robin Williams, Greg Proops, Arj Barker, Patton Oswald, Greg Giraldo, Jay Mohr, Ralphie May and a bunch of people you have never heard of but are still hilarious!

Dr. Brian King is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian. Dr. Brian also produces the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco

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Don't be scurrrrred....

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Sept. 25

2010-09-23T10:52:00.000-07:00

Well we took a couple weeks off but we're back and ready to reunite with you, make comedy love to you, then slap your ass and send you on your way. Oh yeah and take note..in two weeks John will be getting a tattoo LIVE on the program starting at 8:30 pm til 9:30 pm by his new friend Reno at 415 Tattoo here in San Francisco. Check out www.415tattoo.com. He's going to finally cover up one of his ex-wives' names with something cool. I suggested covering it with big letters that simply say The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, but if that doesn't fit, then just a big penis. (He didn't like either idea.)

Ronn Vigh, so-sexy-it’s-difficult-to-not-jump-his-bones-while-he's-on-stage, brings his unique brand of comedy to clubs, colleges, and airport lavatories all over the world. His brash attitude and acerbic wit have earned him a comparison to a young Joan Rivers by SF Weekly. Well, if she were male, gay, and didn’t shoot Botox by the pound. He was featured on NBC’s Last Comic Standing II and in 2005 founded and still co-produces the successful “Harvey’s Funny Tuesday’s” weekly comedy show at Harvey’s in the Castro District of San Francisco. No stranger to the comedy and alternative scene, he recently hosted Palm Springs Pride, headlined the Lake Tahoe Gay & Lesbian WinterFest, 10th Annual Michigan ComedyFest, and the list goes on and on and on--much like when Ronn speaks.

His one man show, 98 Pounds of Fury, enjoyed a successful run, appeared in the Off-Broadway smash hit 10 Naked Men, recently hosted coverage for the SF GLBT Pride Parade and gained much attention for a controversial off-the-cuff comment about bisexuals. He’s played Joan Rivers at Comedy Noir’s Jesus Roast, a gay Elvis Presley in a Vegas.com commercial, and a science geek in a Magrack ad displayed in NYC subways. Needless to say, he’s versatile (in many ways). He’s been heard on the radio waves and a frequent contributor to shows such as "Fernando & Greg" on Energy 92.7FM, Shake Radio on 960 AM, The Quake and Live 105’s KGAY Weekend in San Francisco. He currently reports, and was featured in, the New York Times for his "Weekly Show" on Vidsf.com. His biggest accomplishment to date: working as a flight attendant and he never smothers any of his passengers with a pillow.

David Wiswell hit the San Francisco comedy scene in 2004. He tied for first place in MTV’s 2005 San Francisco “Yo’ Mama!” Competition. He also reached the finals of the Twisted Sea Biscuit Contest, the Brainwash Comedy Contest, and the San Francisco Comedy Club Competition. With material ranging from his love of children to his hatred of the Pope, David will display an interesting view of morality and logic that will leave you questioning both yours and his

With his adorable dimpled smile, Julian Vance lights up any room he walks into. (Oh wait--that's a joint.) Seriously though. This kid has maaaad dimples. Oh, and he's also a comedian. He's a naughty comedian but with those dimples, well, he gets away with just about anything. Even his abortion jokes make the girls giggle and swoon. Julian could pretty much go on stage and slit the MC's throat and everyone would laugh and love him because he's just so gosh darn cute! Yes, and he's also funny.

Julian started doing comedy at a young, tender age and he is still of a young, tender age and he's young, tender meat but his jokes are anything but tender. OK?? Julian's the type of guy you could introduce to your parents. He's also the type of guy who would try to have sex with you at your parents' house, and in your parents' bed. With your parents listening. He's mischievous. I can tell. Don't let those dimples fool you! He's trouble!!! Julian is a regular at the San Francisco Punchline as well as the Sacramento Punchline and all the best clubs all over the Bay Area. He's not above doing the open mics either, as Julian works hard at his craft and gets on stage wherever and whenever possible because he loves the stand-up comedy. Make sure to catch Julian at the San Francisco Punchline from June 22 - 26. But don't be a sucker! Don't let those dimples fool you!!!

Growing up in Oroville Ca. (where gravy is considered a beverage) Anthony Hill soaked in and rebelled against his redneck surroundings. As with most comedians, he was the class clown spending lots of time in the principal’s office. Anthony has performed in every major comedy club in the Bay Area including the Punchline, Cobbs Comedy Club, and the San Jose Improv, where he is considered a ‘favorite’, sharing the stage with national headliners such as Brett Butler, Maria Bamford, Willie Barcena, Robert Schimmel, Darrell Hammond, Jeff Dunham, Bob Saget, and Brian Regan. Anthony is also busy working in small clubs, corporate functions, comedy festivals, and major benefits every week of the year.

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Sept. 4

2010-09-03T12:19:00.001-07:00

Throw your hands up in the air and wave them around like you just don’t care, OR, put your hands in your lap and play with yourself until you take a nap. (We don’t give a crap.) Just make sure you listen to the show this week because I'm feeling rambunctious.

sQweeks Moralez is a stand-up comedian, comedic writer, and impressionable dreamer with a concern for creating laughter in the world. She's a woman who rolls up her sleeves, jumps in and gets involved. Recognized in the Bay Area for her distinct high-pitched voice and personal account of triumphs, tragedies, and unbridled opinions are for all those who really try to “keep it real”. Along her journey to master her craft and make her impression everlasting, sQweeks takes her comedic act on the road. She has performed at events such as the San Jose Improv’s Slanted Comedy, Unfiltered Underground, IL Pirata’s Bombshells, Tommy T’s Comedy Steakhouse, and other clubs and college shows all around the Bay Area. sQweeks continues her unending commitment to the goal of “Making You laugh” she promotes two monthly showcases, The Comedy Empire Show (San Jose, CA) and The Lookout Comedy Show (Sunnyvale, CA). Both shows promote comedy events to give back to the community, raise funds, and create awareness for different causes. Whether she’s talking about herself, relationships, or the world we live in, sQweeks offers a variety that appeals to all.

Emily Heller is a stand up comic and writer based in San Francisco. She has performed stand-up all over the country and is a regular at the San Francisco Punch Line. Festivals include Bridgetown Comedy Festival, San Francisco Sketchfest 2009 & 2010, and the Sacramento All-Sketch Festival. She has performed with comics such as Seth Meyers, Hannibal Buress, Tig Notaro, Natasha Leggero, John Mulaney, Fred Armisen, and more. She placed 2nd in the 2009 Bay Area Laugh Leader Competition and the 2009 San Francisco Women’s Comedy Competition.

Dr. Brian King is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian. Dr. Brian also produces the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco

Travis Curry will also be on the show. Travis co-hosts a radio show with Tony Sparks at FCCFREERADIO on Saturdays at 2 pm PST called "Too Much Curry" and he organizes the comedy show at Nick's Crispy Tacos in San Francisco on Monday nights.

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, August 28

2010-08-27T13:34:00.000-07:00

Whoa Nelly do we have a big show for you this Saturday night. This is the night of comedy greatness. This is the night of comedy heavyweights. This is the night of erotic tension and comedic release. This is the night we welcome back our absolute Favorite regular guest on our show...he's a comedy GENIUS (no big deal)...but he's also the object of my private fantasies (kind of a big deal)! We are thrilled to have the wickedly hilarious and incredibly sexy ROBERT HAWKINS back on the show!

Robert Hawkins is an ex-army medic (U.S.) who grew up fast on the sandy beaches of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. "I joined the army because I was 18 and bored with tenth grade". After an honorable discharge from civilian jobs, he took the advice of his friends and tried stand-up comedy for the first time at the Improv in Dallas, Texas. Within four years Hawkins appeared on A&E's "Comedy on the Road" with John Byner and was headlining comedy night clubs across the country as well as colleges and corporate parties. Hawkins moved west to San Francisco and broke into the Bay Area comedy scene with a strong showing in the 1993 San Francisco International Stand-Up Comedy Competition placing ninth out of hundreds. Hawkins recalls, "it was bogus man, I should have been eighth" The next year he went on to win the Fifth Annual Stand-Up Comedy Competition at California State University.

1996 was Robert's break out year with a critically acclaimed appearance on Showtime's "Full Frontal Comedy". In July of 1996 he was invited to perform at the prestigious Just for Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. His performance resulted in a sitcom development deal with Fox television. Robert made his network debut in October 1998 on NBC's "Late Night with Conan O'Brien". A recent magazine article covering Hawkins' stand-up wrote "comics like Robert Hawkins take the art form (stand-up comedy) to new highs and he is worth checking out if he comes to your town."

Also on the show we are thrilled to have comedian, actor, and comedy writer David Feldman joining us!

For years a favorite among critics, other stand-ups, and those in the know, David Feldman is finally breaking through with frequent appearances on "The Tonight Show" and "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." He will soon appear in his own half-hour special on Comedy Central to air later this year. Feldman also appears frequently on Showtime, VH1, and until he got way too old, MTV. Feldman's acting credits include most recently an appearance on HBO's critically acclaimed series "Curb Your Enthusiasm" starring "Seinfeld" co-creator Larry David.

As a comedy writer, David Feldman has amassed a variety of credits. He was a writer for the popular ABC sitcom "Roseanne," as well as HBO's much-lauded "Dennis Miller Live!" and "Not Necessarily the News." He currently writes for HBO's "Real Time With Bill Maher." Feldman has written for countless awards shows including the 2002 and 2003 Emmys. Feldman has also won three prime time Emmy awards for comedy writing, as well as three prestigious Writer's Guild Awards and a Cable Ace Award. But David says the award he looks forward to most is the three million dollar settlement he gets from a jury after successfully bringing Roseanne to court for firing him with two small children to support. In 2009, Feldman launched the popular listener supported 'David Feldman Comedy Podcast' which includes a diverse mixture of live and prerecorded content which can be downloaded from iTunes for free.

Next up we have a legend on the San Francisco comedy scene joining us, my good friend, the very funny John Hoogasian!

John Hoogasian is the best-kept comedy secret weapon. A wit honed to a razor's edge through years of sacrifice propels Johnnie's creative flow. Immediately accessible and fresh, Hoggie's style is both pioneering and classic. He tailors his sets to the harmonics of his audience. His fearless on-stage adventures challenge the audience to be with him in the moments. He will engage anyone, anywhere with his own unique hand-to-hand banter. In a world fraught with real and imagined danger, he creates an escape route that invites kindred spirits along. His pathos has resonance across all of humanity. John Hoogasian has appeared on Comedy Central's Live at Gotham and is a regular headliner at the San Francisco Punchline and other clubs across the Bay Area.

And finally we welcome back our long-lost soulmate and partner in crime Ben Feldman to the show!

Ben Feldman is a stand-up comedian based in San Francisco (originally from the East Coast) who performs regularly at some of the Bay Area’s top comedy clubs, including Pepperbelly’s, The Purple Onion, and Rooster T. Feathers, as well as shows throughout California and beyond. He is also a regular performer with the touring comedy group “Pawns Of Comedy”. Ben’s acerbic wit is provocative yet playful, delivered with glints of absurdity as he teeters back and forth along the thick line between aggression and charm. In other words, he’s a heavily sarcastic but likeable smart ass.
Ben ran and hosted one of the most successful recurring comedy showcases in the Bay Area called the “Laugh Orgy”. He now hosts a weekly comedy talk show on Pirate Cat Radio in San Francisco "The Ben Feldman Show" with co-host Candy Churilla from NBC’s Last Comic Standing.

So now you know who we've got so you can cancel any other plans you had.

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, August 21

2010-08-18T18:10:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the end of another busy, stressful work week. (Well, unless you're unemployed, then welcome to the beginning of another relaxing, restful, serene, fun, joyous, lazy, and carefree week.) (Well, unless you're broke, then welcome to another broke-ass week.) Hey! At least you can't get any fatter if you don't have a lot of food laying around the house...I mean, whaddaya want...ya wanna look like Snooki? Be happy you're broke. Who needs money anyway. Who needs money when you have the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta for FREE on your radio?!

Cheril Vendetti is a seasoned and much sought after comedienne on America’s comedy circuit, where her bookings keep her on the road for most of the year. When in Los Angeles, she is a regular at the world famous Comedy Store in Hollywood, and recently appeared in the “The Main Room,” a documentary about the club. She received a Clio award for playing an Italian cook in a Foster Farm commercial, and has appeared on HBO’s Real Sex (thankfully, fully clothed). It was on stage at NATPE where talent agent David Tenzer of CAA began to represent Miss Vendetti and her cooking show “I Got Your Recipes..Right Here!!” It was also on that stage where she got to create two TV pilots “The Queen of New Jersey” and “Queen of the Road.” Miss Vendetti has just completed a comical cookbook, “Mistress of the Mob Cuisine".

Steve Booth has had a varied career in stand-up, television, and film. His commercials include "Free Doritos – Snow globe throwing office worker," which was voted Superbowl XLIII’s NUMBER ONE COMMERCIAL by USA Today, MSNBC and YouTube, "Get More Heinz – Big Kid," a Herbert Brothers Production, and "Duct Tape – Duct Taped Roomate," a Doritos Crash The Superbowl Finalist that aired on Comedy Central, MTV, and G4. Steve was host of 17 episodes of XLTV, which aired on UPN for two seasons. He was also a featured performer on Uncut. Steve also appeared on SplatterFactor as comic relief interviewing paintball players and fans. This show aired for one season on FOXSPORTS. Steve has also had numerous small spots in music videos, local commercials, and appearances as a local personality.

Steve was also a featured comedian in the South of Sanity Stand-Up Comedy Tour, was a Finalist in Jerry Springer’s Funniest Fan Contest, and was a featured comedian in Laughter From The Homefront – a DVD for troops in Iraq. He has done hundreds of performances at comedy clubs, colleges, corporations, and theaters across the midwest. He is currently the Director of Nacho Mamas Comedy, and has been in the Wit’s End Comedy Troupe, Trespassers Only Improv Comedy, and Friday Night Live. Steve also taught improv and acting workshops at Xavier University and for corporate sales/brand/team building. Steve has authored a book and DVD series entitled Improv Games for Groups. He was also author and performer on House of Bugs, a 10-song children’s music CD, and he was author and performer for a 12-song comedy album entitled “Screwed, Blued, and Tattooed”. Steve Booth was also a celebrity judge at the Oxford International Film Festival.

Growing up in Vernon, British Columbia, the epitome of small-town Canada, Richard Kiss has lived in Vancouver, Los Angeles, and the San Francisco Bay area. While a mathematics graduate student at UCLA, Richard dabbled in stand-up as a member of the UCLA Comedy Club and performed in several shows. He took a hiatus for a decade, and resumed performing in November of 2004. Richard has performed in shows in a variety of locations including Rooster T. Feathers and the San Jose Improv.

Joe Gorman is a recent college graduate with the cherubic face of a recent driving school graduate. He's a fixture on the local scene and the founder of Baby Faces of Comedy Tour. Joe's mother once referred to him as an "apple-cheeked young man." Joe enjoys telling jokes and most of his punchlines end with him very-nearly raping something. He has performed at San Franciso's Punchline, the Purple Onion, and the San Jose Improv. He is also a stage actor, recently protraying Luke Skywalker in a stage adaptation of Star Wars at the Dark Room Theater.

Now go and slip into something more comfortable. Hopefully see-through.

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Come out of your shell for a change.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, August 14

2010-08-12T16:06:00.000-07:00

If you don't listen to this week's show, I'm going to grab the station microphone, cuss everybody out, grab two beers, and flamboyantly slide off my chair onto the floor. Which I guess is no different than any other week. So I doubt anyone is gonna call me a hero.

By the way, HUGE thanks to our guests last week who amused us all, including Josef Anolin, Chuck Farnham, Yayne Abeba, and David Wiswell. You can catch the replay by downloading the podcast at www.fccfree.com. Click "Last Show".

So here's the deal. This is NOT the show to miss.

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show as well as the George Lopez show. (Not to mention a regular on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!) He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

In 1999, Phil started writing for his first Nationally Syndicated radio show "Bob and Tom's Big Show”. In 2001, he began writing for Martin Short and "The Martin Short Show". Ten years after he started writing for Jay Leno, Phil Perrier also started writing for David Letterman & "The Late Show". Phil still writes for both shows. Phil has also been a columnist for many newspapers including the L.A. Daily News, Washington Times, San Francisco Examiner, Baltimore Sun, Philadelphia Inquirer, Cleveland Plain Dealer, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Birmingham News, JewishWorldReview.com and, last but not least, he was a Staff Writer for the Athens (Ga.) Observer from 1993-2000

What makes this show extra special tonight?

We're having an old friend return to see us who we haven't seen for awhile. And we are very pleased to have him back. We're going to have on someone who we haven't talked to for awhile. We're going to have someone you might not have expected to be here. We're going to welcome back an extra-special boy who once was a bright-eyed, bushy-anussed intern on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta! That's RIGHT! We're going to have Casey Ley on the show!

Casey Ley is a very funny local and touring headliner and comedy radio talk show host. He has toured with Fags and Hags, headlined Live at the Onion Series at the Purple Onion, worked at the prestigious San Francisco Punchline, Cobbs Comedy Club, and the Hollywood Improv. For the past two years he has also been a part of SF Sketchfest. He is also host of The Morning Show on PirateCat Radio, a weekly talk show focusing on news, current events and the bay area comedy scene. Get ready for fun and sexy mayhem with Casey!

Kurt Weitzmann will also be back to reunite with our crazy asses! Kurt's been keeping busy but we're glad to have him back in the studio. Kurt has been performing comedy for over 15 years and his act has been seen on Comedy Central, MTV, and on the stages of every San Francisco comedy club ever to come or go. Kurt Weitzmann created, edited, and produced the ingenious "SF Weakly", a highly celebrated parody of the SF Weekly, for which he was labeled a comic genius by non other than The SF Weekly. Kurt Weitzmanns comedy sketch album TALENTED is now available on AMERICAN DREAMS RECORDS. Kurt is also the producer of the new hit film "Last Call" and co-creator of the very popular and funny "Jesus Roast" and "Hitler Roast". Kurt is also a regular performer at the SF Punchline.

And finally we're going to have a heart-to-fart chat with Neil Leiberman, The Comedy Coach®. Neil's been around a long time in the comedy scene because...well....he's OLD! Neil Leiberman was a comedian in the seventies and eighties and still performs occasionally for private functions. But being a Comedy Coach® is a full time job, so in 1982 he decided to commit himself to helping other comedians. Neil says, "My goal is to break new ground and help Comedy advance as an art form." He has been coaching comedians, public speakers, actors and screenwriters for close to thirty years. Neil also travels the globe presenting his one-day Stand-Up Comedy Seminar at comedy clubs, corporations, and colleges. Neil has sold two of his screen plays, writes for numerous national headliners, and is co-founder and Sr. Vice President of George Carlin’s Laugh.com, America’s premier comedy record company. Let's hope Neil can stay awake during his segment, because well...he's OLD!

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(Pero usted no tiene las bolas.)

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, August 7

2010-08-05T16:36:00.000-07:00

Thanks to our guests who rocked it last week on our show, Scott Rubin, Matt Purpura, Ronn Vigh, and Greg Asdourian. We had a great time calling San Francisco porn shops and asking them freaky questions! You can catch the re-play now on www.fccfree.com. Click "Last Show" for the wildness!

This week get ready for more crazy and absurd times!

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

David Wiswell hit the San Francisco comedy scene in 2004. He tied for first place in MTV’s 2005 San Francisco “Yo’ Mama!” Competition. He also reached the finals of the Twisted Sea Biscuit Contest, the Brainwash Comedy Contest, and the San Francisco Comedy Club Competition. With material ranging from his love of children to his hatred of the Pope, David will display an interesting view of morality and logic that will leave you questioning both yours and his.

Yayne Abeba is known for gripping audiences with her tales of growing up as a first generation Ethiopian in America. She found constant humor in the fact that she was growing up in two totally opposite worlds; the old culture of Ethiopia fused with the young and rebelious culture of America. It didn't help that she grew up in San Francisco's Haight Ashbury. Hippies and Habeshas don't mix very well. In 1995, she joined Jean Shelton actor's lab. It was there that she received praise for the role of Denny (an 80 year old white man) in the original production of "Indigo Don't Vote". She was bitten by the comedy bug in 1999 at Tony Spark's Luggage Store. Her style as been described as fresh, innovative, cutting edge and just damn funny! No topic is off limits. It was this refreshing style that got her on Season Two of Last Comic Standing. She received rave reviews for her performance at the first Holy City Zoo production, "Zoology 101", in January of 2000. She has performed at the Kung Pao Kosher Comedy show, Funny Girlz with Renee Hicks and Elvira Kurt. She took second place in the 2001 Russian River Comedy Competition. She is the winner of the (2002) Russian River Comedy Competition.

And finally we are happy to have the very funny Josef Masajiro Anolin joining us! Josef was born and raised in Oakland, California. As a stand-up comic, Josef has performed at the Punchline San Francisco and Sacramento, The Improv in San Jose, Brea, and Irvine, The Purple Onion in San Francisco, and many other venues throughout California. As a writer and actor, he has worked in a variety of capacities with Kularts, Bindlestiff Studio, and The Asian American Theater Company.

Don't be a newb, go get your lube, whip out your boob, then tune in!

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Don't puss out. Pussies make my nipples invert.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, July 31

2010-07-30T14:04:00.001-07:00

Our guests this week are going to work out your funny boners hard! We have Scott Rubin (Editor-in-Chief of National Lampoon), Matt Purpura (US Brand Ambassador for Jim Beam), Ronn Vigh (98 pounds of fury), and Greg Asdourian (the door man at Azucar). (Ha! Ha! Just kidding Greggie!!!)

Our first guest this week is Scott Rubin, the Editor-in-Chief of National Lampoon, the most recognized brand in humor. Rubin's tenure began in 1999, when he created the award-winning National Lampoon Dotcom as an outlet for the NatLamp's cutting edge comic sensibility. The site's content was entered into the Smithsonian Institute for best exemplifying American satire in the weeks following the 9-11 attacks, and has been awarded "Best of the Web" from the Los Angeles Times, Forbes, USA Today, CNN and The Wall Street Journal.

The site is ranked as one of the most popular entertainment Internet destinations, with a monthly audience that exceeds 800,000 readers. Rubin also writes and produces television shows for National Lampoon Networks (NLN), a college cable channel seen by nearly 5 million college students. He executive produces the #1 rated Master Debaters, an irreverent, innovative debating show featuring celebrities, local personalities, and real college debaters.

Next up we have a bourbon connosseur joining us! His name is Matt Purpura and he works for a prestigious company that many-a-comedian supports financially, Jim Beam! That's right, Matt is the US Embassador for Jim Beam. We'll learn all about what this exciting job entails and hear some fun drunk-tales from his travels. Good times.

Next, one of our favorite regulars is back! The very fun, funny, and sexy Ronn Vigh! Ronn Vigh, so-sexy-it’s-difficult-to-not-jump-his-bones-while-he's-on-stage, brings his unique brand of comedy to clubs, colleges, and airport lavatories all over the world. His brash attitude and acerbic wit have earned him a comparison to a young Joan Rivers by SF Weekly. Well, if she were male, gay, and didn’t shoot Botox by the pound. He was featured on NBC’s Last Comic Standing II and in 2005 founded and still co-produces the successful “Harvey’s Funny Tuesday’s” weekly comedy show at Harvey’s in the Castro District of San Francisco. No stranger to the comedy and alternative scene, he recently hosted Palm Springs Pride, headlined the Lake Tahoe Gay & Lesbian WinterFest, 10th Annual Michigan ComedyFest, and the list goes on and on and on--much like when Ronn speaks.

His one man show, 98 Pounds of Fury, enjoyed a successful run, appeared in the Off-Broadway smash hit 10 Naked Men, recently hosted coverage for the SF GLBT Pride Parade and gained much attention for a controversial off-the-cuff comment about bisexuals. He’s played Joan Rivers at Comedy Noir’s Jesus Roast, a gay Elvis Presley in a Vegas.com commercial, and a science geek in a Magrack ad displayed in NYC subways. Needless to say, he’s versatile (in many ways). He’s been heard on the radio waves and a frequent contributor to shows such as "Fernando & Greg" on Energy 92.7FM, Shake Radio on 960 AM, The Quake and Live 105’s KGAY Weekend in San Francisco. He currently reports, and was featured in, the New York Times for his "Weekly Show" on Vidsf.com. His biggest accomplishment to date: working as a flight attendant and he never smothers any of his passengers with a pillow.

And finally, we welcome back the oh so charming and funny Greg Asdourian! Greg Asdourian is a native San Francisco Bay Area entertainer. Born in San Francisco and now residing in the East Bay, he has been performing his relateable, endearing, and self-deprecating brand of comedy all over California, including the world-famous Comedy Store in Hollywood. Greg's stage time isn't limited to comedy. He is also a professional stage actor. Having done "Shakespeare in the Park" to most recently starring in the west coast premiere of "Evil Dead: The Musical" with the Willows Theater Company. Greg hosts a very funny comedy show at Bliss Bar on Monday nights in San Francisco, and can also be found Tuesday night's doing stand-up at La Tapatia restaurant in Concord.

Oh...ma...gawd. This show's gonna be HOT. Hotter than July. Hotter than John's temper during a Kaseem Bentley interview! AND, this show's gonna be cooool! Cooler than December. Cooler than John's balls! And bluer! :) (Ha! Ha! Just kidding Johnnie!!!) Now roll up your sleeves, roll up your pant legs, then roll up your doobies (or your boobies if they're saggin')

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Don't make me call your mother and tell her you got scared...

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, July 24

2010-07-24T15:02:00.002-07:00

Ahhhh tonight's the night for fun and mischief! We have a great show tonight so stay home, save your cash, and have a few hours of non-stop laughter for free! Catch the madness of listening to comedians behaving and misbehaving in their natural environment. They say more than they plan to say. They do more than they plan to do. We learn more about them than we expect to learn....let's just say we know how to pry the juicy details of their personal lives out of them....and sometimes we reveal our own...(Who'm I kidding...sometimes??).

Always the class clown (and spending most of his formative years in the principal's office), Rob Brackenridge was destined to become a comedian. Born and raised in Wisconsin, Rob has been based out of Los Angeles since 1992 and spends most of the year on the road, "bringing the funny" to audiences around the world. He tours regularly for the U.S. troops on the Miller Lite "Lite Laffs" program, and his television credits include Comedy Central's “Make Me Laugh” and “Stand-Up, Stand-Up”. He is a favorite at the Improv, the Comedy Store, and Catch a Rising Star.

Dr. Brian King is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian. Dr. Brian also produces the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco.

Kaseem Bentley is the Bay Area's number one insult comic and Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the Father of SF Comedy, is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. Tony Sparks is a class act when it comes to professionalism, supporting the comedy community, and bringing non-stop laughs and fun to us all. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows all over the bay area.

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Don't punk out.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, July 17

2010-07-24T15:02:00.001-07:00

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, July 10

2010-07-24T15:01:00.002-07:00

This week's guests:

Ricky Luna

Sandra Risser

Vahe Hova

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, July 3

2010-07-24T15:01:00.001-07:00

We took the night off for the 4th of July holiday.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, June 26

2010-07-24T15:00:00.001-07:00

This week's guests:

Phil Perrier

Cameron Edmondson

Dr. Brian King

Simone Campbell

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, June 19

2010-06-19T11:48:00.000-07:00

This week's guests:

Dierdre Richards

Bombo Belford

Mary Strong

(No-Show: Burtis Cutler)

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, June 12

2010-06-09T16:10:00.000-07:00

It's summertime and you know what that means... Yep... hot dogs, hot tacos, and banana hammocks! Everywhere! You know what else it means? Sizzling hot times and icy, cold Coors on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta.

On the show tonight...

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show. He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

In 1999, Phil started writing for his first Nationally Syndicated radio show "Bob and Tom's Big Show”. In 2001, he began writing for Martin Short and "The Martin Short Show". Ten years after he started writing for Jay Leno, Phil Perrier also started writing for David Letterman & "The Late Show". Phil still writes for both shows. Phil has also been a columnist for many newspapers including the L.A. Daily News, Washington Times, San Francisco Examiner, Baltimore Sun, Philadelphia Inquirer, Cleveland Plain Dealer, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Birmingham News, JewishWorldReview.com and, last but not least, he was a Staff Writer for the Athens (Ga.) Observer from 1993-2000.

With his adorable dimpled smile, Julian Vance lights up any room he walks into. (Oh wait--that's a joint.) Seriously though. This kid has maaaad dimples. Oh, and he's also a comedian. He's a naughty comedian but with those dimples, well, he gets away with just about anything. Even his abortion jokes make the girls giggle and swoon. Julian could pretty much go on stage and slit the MC's throat and everyone would laugh and love him because he's just so gosh darn cute! Yes, and he's also funny.

Julian started doing comedy at a young, tender age and he is still of a young, tender age and he's young, tender meat but his jokes are anything but tender. OK?? Julian's the type of guy you could introduce to your parents. He's also the type of guy who would try to have sex with you at your parents' house, and in your parents' bed. With your parents listening. He's mischievous. I can tell. Don't let those dimples fool you! He's trouble!!! Julian is a regular at the San Francisco Punchline as well as the Sacramento Punchline and all the best clubs all over the Bay Area. He's not above doing the open mics either, as Julian works hard at his craft and gets on stage wherever and whenever possible because he loves the stand-up comedy. Make sure to catch Julian at the San Francisco Punchline from June 22 - 26. But don't be a sucker! Don't let those dimples fool you!!!

Kristee Ono lives for fun, grabbing the mic to awkwardly over-share every element of her life. She plays around the City and can be spotted at Club Deluxe, the Purple Onion, and the Dark Room. Kristee is also host to "The Ladies Room" show, which is the only all-ladies open mic, every Wednesday night at the Brainwash Cafe in San Francisco.

Katie Compa is a fast-talking East Coaster from Washington, D.C., a great place to learn to be a cynic. Growing up an ugly duckling and a nerd, Katie developed a biting sense of humor as a highly effective defense mechanism to survive her day job. Now, she uses it to write and perform comedy. Katie is a member of the 5 Funny Females tour, was a finalist in the 2007 Battle of the Bay Comedy Competition, and a Semi-Finalist in the 2009 California's Funniest Female Competition. She performs regularly on both coasts.

Jason Myung Roger's sense of humor is rooted in his unique childhood. Although he was born in Seoul, Korea, at the age of five months, Jason was adopted by hippie parents and raised in, New Boston, New Hampshire. As the only Korean growing up, he developed a distinctive perspective on life which he conveys through comedy. His stories, characters, and antics all stem from his unusual upbringing. Through his company, Standup Guy Productions, Jason produces comedy and concert events. Currently, he has a monthly comedy show at the San Jose Improv called The Comedy Crashers and is producing a concert September 11, 2009 with NE-Yo and Day 26. He has performed in some of the country's premier comedy clubs ranging from NYC's Gotham, LA's The Comedy Store, Boston's The Comedy Studio, San Francisco's The Clubhouse and Cobbs, and The Improv.

Now pack up your cooler, strap on your banana hammock, and get down here for some rambunctious and wacky good times! Comedians are always welcome in our studio audience, so head over to 350 5th St. in San Francisco by 8 pm and join the party.

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Promote your gigs, tell us a joke, or prove to yourself and to us that you have some chutzpah.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, June 5

2010-06-09T15:55:00.000-07:00

This week's guests include Chuck Farnham, Tony Sparks, Travis Curry, Dave Wiswell, and Chantel Williams.

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called "Smutstack".

Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the Father of SF Comedy, is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. Tony Sparks is a class act when it comes to professionalism, supporting the comedy community, and bringing non-stop laughs and fun to us all. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows including Speech Therapy Comedy at Il Pirata, All-Star Comedy and More at The SF Playhouse, Street Legal Comedy at Pissed Off Pete's, and Raw Comedy Night at Poleng Lounge.

Travis Curry will also be on the show. Travis organizes the comedy show at Nick's Crispy Tacos in San Francisco on Monday nights.

David Wiswell hit the San Francisco comedy scene in 2004. He tied for first place in MTV’s 2005 San Francisco “Yo’ Mama!” Competition. He also reached the finals of the Twisted Sea Biscuit Contest, the Brainwash Comedy Contest, and the San Francisco Comedy Club Competition. With material ranging from his love of children to his hatred of the Pope, David will display an interesting view of morality and logic that will leave you questioning both yours and his.

Chantel Williams started her life of comedy in the back of Buick; just about the time her family travelled across America to move to the great state of Oregon. Always witty and always astute, this young girl turned from street kid to non-famous blogger in a mere 27 years. Mediocre grades in high-school left her with no choice other than to marry her drug dealer boyfriend and shun her small town “Birthplace of U-Haul” for a slightly bigger town across the freeway. In that five years of her life there she gave birth to two ungrateful children, worked in a bowling alley, and drove a 1972 Camaro.It wasn’t long after another failed relationship that Chantel set her sights on the big city of Vancouver, Washington.

It was there that she found her greatest love; drinking red wine alone and in the dark. She moved on quickly from Vancouver to Portland, Oregon where public transportation is a plenty for drunks and where her unfulfilling writing career began. As a writer, she had an unfamous blog where many tens of readers came each day to track her daily drink and pill count. After her mother’s death, Chantel wrote a novel that is still yet unpublished due to its horrific writing and cruel unwarranted rants on racism and gender. A little skill she picked up in the Liberal University she didn’t graduate from. After Chantel’s children came of age she quickly kicked them out of the house and moved to San Francisco with her unemployed boyfriend and needy dog. She found there was never a city in the world as welcome to a racist Liberal as San Francisco. There she started a comedy club so her boyfriend would have legitimate excuses not to do the dishes and she could watch as others climbed ahead of her for fame and fortune. Oh life you cruel bitch!

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, May 22

2010-05-21T23:36:00.000-07:00

Ohhhh Lordy do we have a fantastic show planned for tonight. But before you listen to it, ask yourself some key questions...

Do you like laughing until your cheeks hurt? Does it take a lot to offend you? And, do you like raunchy good times? Then the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta is the right choice for you. All you need is a computer, minimal distractions, and a dirty sense of humor.

This is the show that allows comedians to let their hair down and cut loose! You will hear things that probably shouldn't be said. You will experience salacious, shocking, and entertaining comedic discussions on random topics. Rum and donuts are consumed, personal and dark secrets are revealed, and sometimes a boob pops out or a flaccid penis. Why would you want to miss out on that?!? Hey listen baby...there is never a dull moment with John and Susan and their hilarious entourage. Check it out. Now about our guests...

First up, the hilarious and talented Cory "Showtime" Robinson is joining us!

Cory "Showtime" Robinson has been doing stand-up in the Bay Area since he was 11 years old. Dared by a classmate to perform stand-up comedy at his local talent show, he went on to win that competition three times in four years and never looked back. He continued to pursue this talent with the help of a family friend and owner of Planet Gemini, Anthony Lane, who gave him the chance to perform in his club throughout his teenage years. It was at Planet Gemini where Cory was able to cultivate his talent, harden his edges, and learn the controversial arts of the stage. It is also here where he was able to meet and share the stage with such performers as George Lopez, Jimmy Fallon, Gabriel Iglesis, Steve McGrew, Ralph Harris, Christopher "Kid" Reid, the late Shirley Hemphill, and many others.

Next up the very funny and edgy Melanie O'Brian and the quick-witted and charming Greg Asdourian are on the program!

Melanie O'Brien burst onto the San Francisco comedy scene telling raunchy jokes at venues all over the Bay Area. I consider Melanie a kindred spirit to me in that dirty minds think alike! Let's just say she's going to fit right in as she makes her debut to the John Miller Program tonight. She's performed at venues such as the Purple Onion, Harveys, and the Dark Room. Recently, she won an open mic competition and advanced to the semifinals round, which will be taking place on May 29th at the 7 Mile House at 10 pm. She is also part of the troupe "SUGANASTY" (as am I)!! Meanwhile, Melanie just finished her 2nd year of law school, with hopes of being a public defender. People often ask her if she's going to drop out of law school to pursue stand-up, but she likes to think that she can manage them both, as naive as that may be.

Greg Asdourian is a native San Francisco Bay Area entertainer. Born in San Francisco and now residing in the East Bay, he has been performing his relateable, endearing, and self-deprecating brand of comedy all over California, including the world-famous Comedy Store in Hollywood. Greg's stage time isn't limited to comedy. He is also a professional stage actor. Having done "Shakespeare in the Park" to most recently starring in the west coast premiere of "Evil Dead: The Musical" with the Willows Theater Company. Greg hosts a very funny comedy show at Bliss Bar on Monday nights in San Francisco, and can also be found Tuesday night's doing stand-up at La Tapatia restaurant in Concord.

And finally we welcome back bubbly, fun, and sexy Coree Spencer alongside the wonderfully silly and intellectual Dr. Brian King!

Coree Spencer has been doing comedy for 10 years in the form of filmed sketch comedy winning numerous awards for writing and filmmaking. Her sketch “Top Friend” is the 13th most watched video on Myspace of all time. Her sketches have also been featured on the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Comedy website and Funny Or Die MySpace and YouTube. Coree also started and produced one of Portland’s longest running sketch comedy groups, Homeless Corner from 2003-2009 and from there, formed other award winning groups such as Awful Waffle, Ladies Night, and Kobra Kommander, which won Best Film, Best Editor, Best Musical Score and Audience Favorite for the Portland 48 Hour Film Project in 2009.

Coree is a writer, producer, video editor, director, actress, makeup artist and anything else that comes her way. She is currently in post production for her webseries "In It To Win It!" which features her as the lead actress. Coree is a regular at Castagnola’s Comedy Club on Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco, as well as many other clubs in the Bay area. She recently performed at the John Lovitz Comedy Club at their Up and Comers show in March in Hollywood, The Las Vegas Comedy Show with Joe Lowers, the Purple Onion in San Francisco and The Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Oregon. Coree is a radio personality and contributing interviewer for poprockcandymountain.com’s “Comedian on Comedian,” which is a series of nonsensical video interviews with Sarah Silverman, David Cross, Michael Ian Black, Wyatt Cenac, Hard n’ Phirm, Todd Barry and more. Coree also enjoys Velcro.

Dr. Brian King is a comedian who also is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian. Dr. Brian also produces the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco.

Now go and get naked and do what you do! Just make sure you turn the camera on and send a clip to us. John needs something to masturbate to and well...I need a good laugh.

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Don't be frightened little one.
It's going to be OK.

I know one sexy guy in particular who has the guts to call us...

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, May 15

2010-05-15T16:34:00.000-07:00

Have you been thinking about us?

Have you been missing us? Have you been imagining being with us or listening to us? Because we've been thinking about you too. A LOT. And while we were thinking about you, we had our hands down our pants. Yeah that's right. Why? From excitement. Over what? Over The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, that's what. (That, and we just like to put our hands down our pants.)

Tonight is an incredible show with an awesome line-up of insanely talented (and in some cases, insane) comedians. (Yeah we know. What's new?) Our combination of celebrity guests, local outstanding performers, and NO CONTENT RESTRICTIONS make the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta the most deliciously fun comedy talk radio show to be on in the whole goddamned planet. Get it? Wonderful.

And now for the juicy line-up...

Steve Booth has had a varied career in stand-up, television, and film. His commercials include "Free Doritos – Snow globe throwing office worker," which was voted Superbowl XLIII’s NUMBER ONE COMMERCIAL by USA Today, MSNBC and YouTube, "Get More Heinz – Big Kid," a Herbert Brothers Production, and "Duct Tape – Duct Taped Roomate," a Doritos Crash The Superbowl Finalist that aired on Comedy Central, MTV, and G4. Steve was host of 17 episodes of XLTV, which aired on UPN for two seasons. He was also a featured performer on Uncut. Steve also appeared on SplatterFactor as comic relief interviewing paintball players and fans. This show aired for one season on FOXSPORTS. Steve has also had numerous small spots in music videos, local commercials, and appearances as a local personality.

Steve was also a featured comedian in the South of Sanity Stand-Up Comedy Tour, was a Finalist in Jerry Springer’s Funniest Fan Contest, and was a featured comedian in Laughter From The Homefront – a DVD for troops in Iraq. He has done hundreds of performances at comedy clubs, colleges, corporations, and theaters across the midwest. He is currently the Director of Nacho Mamas Comedy, and has been in the Wit’s End Comedy Troupe, Trespassers Only Improv Comedy, and Friday Night Live. Steve also taught improv and acting workshops at Xavier University and for corporate sales/brand/team building. Steve has authored a book and DVD series entitled Improv Games for Groups. He was also author and performer on House of Bugs, a 10-song children’s music CD, and he was author and performer for a 12-song comedy album entitled “Screwed, Blued, and Tattooed”. Steve Booth was also a celebrity judge at the Oxford International Film Festival

Next up...hey, what's that sQweeking sound?!? Is that...could it be...sQweeks Moralez in the house? Awwww yeahhh.

sQweeks Moralez is a stand-up comedian, comedic writer, and impressionable dreamer with a concern for creating laughter in the world. She's a woman who rolls up her sleeves, jumps in and gets involved. Recognized in the Bay Area for her distinct high-pitched voice and personal account of triumphs, tragedies, and unbridled opinions are for all those who really try to “keep it real”. Along her journey to master her craft and make her impression everlasting, sQweeks takes her comedic act on the road. She has performed at events such as the San Jose Improv’s Slanted Comedy, Unfiltered Underground, IL Pirata’s Bombshells, Tommy T’s Comedy Steakhouse, and other clubs and college shows all around the Bay Area. sQweeks continues her unending commitment to the goal of “Making You laugh” she promotes two monthly showcases, The Comedy Empire Show (San Jose, CA) and The Lookout Comedy Show (Sunnyvale, CA). Both shows promote comedy events to give back to the community, raise funds, and create awareness for different causes. Whether she’s talking about herself, relationships, or the world we live in, sQweeks offers a variety that appeals to all.

Next, we are happy to have Joe Gorman joining us!

Joe Gorman is a recent college graduate with the cherubic face of a recent driving school graduate. He's a fixture on the local scene and the founder of Baby Faces of Comedy Tour. Joe's mother once referred to him as an "apple-cheeked young man." Joe enjoys telling jokes and most of his punchlines end with him very-nearly raping something. He has performed at San Franciso's Punchline, the Purple Onion, and the San Jose Improv. He is also a stage actor, recently protraying Luke Skywalker in a stage adaptation of Star Wars at the Dark Room Theater.

And finally, we bring you the always interesting and usually delightful comedy stylings of Jesse Elias and Sammy Franco!

"Jesse Elias is a Holy Fool and stay-home flâneur coming from a rich and diverse background in the arts. A self-styled Romantic with little to no experience in matters of real life, his sense of humor was forged in the spiritual equivalent of a dark cave. If comedy were sports, his act would be miniature golf: less along the line of bone-crushing athletics on an open field and more like gently tapping balls through narrow, winding paths surrounded by castles and elephants." -- E.K

Sammy Franco is the king of Rollerdisco. Born in Brooklyn, Sammy's greatest accomplishment is winning a free pair of sneakers in a skating contest, no joke. As a comedian, he inspires others to throw tomatoes. His face is plated with titanium and constantly clicks near his ear, causing acute chronic psychosis and his hand is plated together with cadaver bone, making him the most undead comic in the city. He has developed a cult following, and is subsequently unwelcome at half a dozen clubs around the bay area. His total number of lovers is somewhere near a gross

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Don't be a yellow belly.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, April 17

2010-04-17T15:10:00.000-07:00

OK kids, you have some choices for what to do tonight. You can go out and waste your money and health by going out and getting drunk and/or high, you can go on a date with some weirdo Internet freak (or your significan--or insignificant--other), you could stay clean and sober tonight and be productive in some way, or you could go fuck yourself. Nothing personal, I'm just saying you have choices. I personally recommend the first choice, listening to the most hilarious comedy talk radio show on the planet, which airs tonight from 8 pm to midnight on 107.3 FM in San Francisco and live on www.fccfree.com.

Our first guest is a geek, musician, wannabe writer, atheist, Web Monkey, loudmouth, Passionate Indie Liberal, and bringer of sanity to an insane fundie world. His name is Eric Jacobson, a.k.a. "The Lost Prophyt". Check out his blog called "Ramblings of the Mind of a Social Outcast". (Wow, that sounds just like our show!)

Now for our next guest. He's a little crazy, more than weird, very freakish, but a funny character and well, he's extremely "alternative"...Oh. Let me remind you folks...this IS an ALTERNATIVE comedy radio show...so let us welcome back to the program the infamous but hilarious Chris Schiappacasse!

My old friend and cohort in crime, Chris Schiappacasse truly exists outside the establishment. He is coming back to shock and disturb our listeners. He is our "special" guest. His last name is 13 letters long. He has a 7- foot bong. Not only that...he has THREE testicles, people. (I'm betting he can hold that bong up pretty well on that huge, 3-ball sack of his!) He likes to discuss matters of weed and hookers openly. He has been featured in the soon-to-be-famous "Hanging Out" videos with Vahe Hovak. Ladies and gentleman, may we introduce to you a legend in his own mind, the wonderfully infamous (and famous to a select few) Chris Schiappacasse. (That's "Skah - Pah - KAH *- Say" although I say "Shee-Yah- Pah - KAH* - Say).

Also on the show...Vahe Hova. Comedian. Producer. Up-and-Coming YouTube Sensation. Sidekick. Vahe is all of those things and more. But most importantly, Vahe is this hot, young dude with the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. (Sorry, Vahe, I write the bios around here and I'm a dirty ole' cougar.) Anyway, Vahe makes these videos about hanging out with comedians in the SF comedy community called "Hangin' Out." (Do a search on YouTube: Vahe Hovak, Hanging Out.) In these videos, Vahe captures the true essence of each featured comedian by revealing them relaxing in their natural environments, just talking about whatever comes to mind, much like we do here on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta. Comedians are at their funniest when they aren't being pressured to perform--they're simply "Hanging Out" and being themselves. This is when their natural talent comes forth and they reveal their funniest true selves. Vahe creates, edits, stars in, and produces these outlandishly fun and funny videos and in my mind, these are destined to become viral videos--world-wide, internet sensations.

Drew Pult is just a funny-ass cripple trying to take the ramp to the top. An elevator would work too, just no stairs. He has the ambition of a young Bill Gates and the mobility of a young redwood. Drew Pult does stand-up in a wheelchair. Now THAT'S funny! Drew is a regular headliner at Tommy T's Comedy Club as well as many other venues throughout the Bay Area and also is co-host of the hot new comedy talk radio show Antithesis Radio, which airs on Friday nights at 10 PM on our home station, FCCFREERADIO, 107.3 FM in San Francisco.

And finally, we are thrilled to have the very funny and sexy, nationally touring celebrity stand-up comedian Laurie Kilmartin in the studio!

Laurie Kilmartin was born and raised in a dull, Northern California suburb. A former competitive swimmer (she swam for UCLA), Laurie made the switch from pool to stage in the early nineties, during San Francisco's comedy boom, and then headed for New York. In 2002, she became a staff writer for Comedy Central's "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn." Laurie has also been seen on the Jimmy Kimmel, Comedy Central, and Showtime. Furthermore, she made appearances on The Rachel Maddow Show, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, VH1's Best Week Ever, and Oprah. She has written for CBS's "The Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson", Comedy Central's "Too Late w/Adam Carolla" and "Tough Crowd w/Colin Quinn," and NBC's "Last Comic Standing" Laurie performed at the Montreal, Aspen and Edinburgh comedy festivals. Regarding her performance at Edinburgh, the Guardian UK said, "She's the best comedian we've seen so far. She throws away lines most comedians would die for." She lives with her accidental son in New York City.

Are you ready for Too Much Information? We are.

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Got Balls? Chris has 3 of them, so if you don't have any, he can spare you one.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, April 10

2010-04-09T11:35:00.000-07:00

Did you know that April 10 is Baby Massage Day? In honor of the growing trend of baby massage, this day serves to increase awareness of the practice that is so beneficial to babies. What? You don't have a baby to massage? No problem! Just come on over to the studio tonight and massage John! He could really use the pampering and TLC. (I mean THC.)

And hey. If you can't make it to the studio, then fine. Celebrate by yourself. Massage somethin' else, if you know what I'm sayin'. Then tune in to the soothing sounds of bay area comedians whispering sweet ha ha's in your ear. Did you know that smiling and laughing go hand in hand with relaxation? It's cathartic!

Without further ado, coming to the program tonight...

Burtis Cutler (A.K.A. "The World's Shortest Redneck") has stocked up his trailer and packed up his cooler with dozens of fishing lines and dozens more punch lines. He's so funny he makes us spit foamy Coors out of our noses! Wonderfully delightful and down-to-earth, expect a lot of laughs from Burtis Cutler as he shares with us many hilarious tales from life in the south.

Whether it's the light-hearted and goofy side of life, or the dark and mundane, chances are Dan Fuckin' Wilson will find a way to put a humorous twist on the topic. Dan's comedy is a no-holds-barred look at everything from politics and pop culture, to relationships and his own family life. Being a native of the San Francisco Bay Area has given his comedy a diverse edge with a unique viewpoint that few other comedians share. Mix his personal take on the world with a high-energy delivery that few are able to match, and you get an explosive look at the world through the eyes of one of the most entertaining performers to come out of the bay area in many years.

Dan makes his home in the East Bay, and is a regular performer at some of the biggest clubs around Northern California. Dan recently taped an episode of Creepy KOFY movie time that aired on January 23rd on KOFY TV 20, Cable 13. Dan also had a small cameo role in the movie "The Snake", which featured at the SXSW Film Festival and the Sundance Film Festival. It is now available on Netflix, Itunes, and Amazon.com. You can catch Dan Wilson on Thursday, March 4th at Rooster T. Feather's with Ian Bagg.

Carolé Acuña has performed stand-up comedy on the east and west coasts of the United States and also in Sevilla, Spain! She is very animated, expressive, physical, and has an original comedic style. Much of her subject matter encompasses anything from raw food dieting to Narwhals. Much of Carolé's movement has some naturally expressive body positioning since she has been formally dancing since the age of five and is a fifth generation dancer in her family. The comedic juices flow through her mind and soul into to the audience's spleen. Carolé consistently performs in showcases all around the San Francisco Bay Area and beyond. "Acuña expertly raises one eyebrow and with her chin up, she balances on a three-inch stiletto heel. Suddenly, the comedienne slumps, lowering her foot and eyebrow simultaneously as she delivers her punchline on stage in front of a laughing audience." ... Janice De Jesus, Performing Arts Critic, Contra Costa Times.

Phil Johnson isn’t angry. Even when he’s screaming at the audience in the guise of a schizo killing his girlfriend or a jilted lover insulting every bit of his ex-lover’s femininity, it’s done with a warmth and a knowing glance that it’s all in good fun. It communicates to the audience that no matter what problems they’re going through, there’s always someone even more screwed up than them. Phil Johnson is, in fact, a raging optimist. And better yet, it’s all set to music. Phil Johnson deftly wields his guitar, spinning out one funny scenario after another. Far beyond the strumming/storytelling and parody style of other comedians his songs are all original, and written to include the music as an integral part of the story. His shows have been called “choreographed frenzy” and his easy, mellow command of the stage turns completely demented on a dime. It’s a show with variety, energy, and originality that definitely pushes the boundaries. With years of experience leading his band Roadside Attraction, a college degree in music, and his activities in film and TV, Phil Johnson knows well what it takes to entertain an audience. But beyond just entertainment, Phil seeks to actually communicate something important… That life is just not as serious as we all think.

Now break out the Johnson & Johnson Baby Oil. Then break out your Johnson. (Especially you, Phil Johnson!) Then tune in!

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Don't be a baby.
Waaaaa!

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, April 3rd

2010-03-30T21:02:00.000-07:00

It's almost Easter and we have an eggcelent show planned! But you will REALLY need to go to church tomorrow morning after listening to our show because we are eggstremely eggciting, eggshilarating, and uh-oh...we have eggs-rated material!

Let's work out. And no, I don't mean working out at the gym so we can lose our back fat, spare tires, and cankles just in time for summer. I mean let's work out our ISSUES. Issue number one: We have a problem with anyone who does not intend to listen to our next show. Why? Because (a) we have a fierce line-up of some of the funniest people on the planet, (b) we CARE that you have a really fun time filled with smiles and laughter, and (c) we have abandonment issues, OK? So let's work this out. We're here to lift your (and our own) depression, what with all this cold weather, rain, and lack of sexual activity. But you know what we've learned? April showers bring May flowers. And more importantly, golden showers bring super powers! (Sorry. It rhymed.) And with that, urine for a great show!

Kato Kaelin is the most famous houseguest of all time. An aspiring actor and professional freeloader, Kaelin lived in the guesthouse at OJ Simpson’s Rockingham mansion and offered a sense of humor to the OJ trial. Kaelin parlayed his fame into appearances on TV shows like The Norm Show (2001), Celebrity Boot Camp (2002), and Eye For an Eye (2005 - 07), and in movies including BASEketball (1998) and Dorm Daze 2 (2006). Kaelin also appeared bare-chested in an edition of the "New Yorker" and on the cover of "Playgirl." He enjoys unparalleled success as an actor, often playing himself.

Also on the program, we'll be chatting with John O'Connell. O'Connell is a nationally-touring stand-up comedian from Austin, Texas and an original member of Ron White's Texas Hill Country Comedy Writers. He's written several films including the winner of 2008's ABFF Best Film award "The Abduction of Jesse Bookman" and the indie thriller "Pineapple" in which he also co-starred. Born in the midwest and now working out of Austin, Texas, O’Connell has performed stand-up comedy in every imaginable venue and shared the stage with a wide range of performers, from Dave Attell to Dolly Parton. He’s a veteran touring comic and has worked The Improv in Hollywood, the Comedy Cafe in London, and hundreds of clubs in between. In 2006 John organized "Comics Coming Together for Hurricane Relief" bringing Ron White, Tommy Chong, and Harry Anderson to Austin, raising nearly $100,000 for the Red Cross. As Head Writer of Ron’s "Texas Hill Country Comedy Writers", he continues to work on projects for the Blue Collar comic. O’Connell is also an avid runner, and has run several marathons including the 2004 Boston Marathon. But don’t let that fool you, he loves to party and is a firm believer in living life to the fullest.

Next up, get ready for non-stop laughs. Our good friend Cory Robinson is on the show!

Cory "Showtime" Robinson has been doing stand-up in the Bay Area since he was 11 years old. Dared by a classmate to perform stand-up comedy at his local talent show, he went on to win that competition three times in four years and never looked back. He continued to pursue this talent with the help of a family friend and owner of Planet Gemini, Anthony Lane, who gave him the chance to perform in his club throughout his teenage years. It was at Planet Gemini where Cory was able to cultivate his talent, harden his edges, and learn the controversial arts of the stage. It is also here where he was able to meet and share the stage with such performers as George Lopez, Jimmy Fallon, Gabriel Iglesis, Steve McGrew, Ralph Harris, Christopher "Kid" Reid, the late Shirley Hemphill, and many others.

Cory is now living in San Jose, California. Attending SJSU for business and marketing, he is also busy getting stage time at comedy clubs all over the bay area. His comedy deals with issues of race, weight, sex, money, and various other aspects of life where one can find humor. His star is certainly rising since moving to the Bay Area where he has performed with comedy greats such as Ty Barnett, Mark Curry, and Mike Epps. The sky is the limit for this super-talented young star.

Now get ready for the X-Rated portion of the show. Why do I say that? Because deliciously funny Ronn Vigh is coming back to see us and when Ronn Vigh comes to see us, we somehow end up talking about sex in great detail until the end of the night. GOOD TIMES!!!

Ronn Vigh, so-sexy-it’s-difficult-to-not-jump-his-bones-while-he’s-on-stage, brings his unique brand of comedy to clubs, colleges, and airport lavatories all over the world. His brash attitude and acerbic wit have earned him a comparison to a young Joan Rivers by SF Weekly. Well, if she were male, gay, and didn’t shoot Botox by the pound. He was featured on NBC’s Last Comic Standing II and in 2005 founded and still co-produces the successful “Harvey’s Funny Tuesday’s” weekly comedy show at Harvey’s in the Castro District of San Francisco. No stranger to the comedy and alternative scene, he recently hosted Palm Springs Pride, headlined the Lake Tahoe Gay & Lesbian WinterFest, 10th Annual Michigan ComedyFest, and the list goes on and on and on--much like when Ronn speaks.

His one man show, 98 Pounds of Fury, enjoyed a successful run, appeared in the Off-Broadway smash hit 10 Naked Men, recently hosted coverage for the SF GLBT Pride Parade and gained much attention for a controversial off-the-cuff comment about bisexuals. He’s played Joan Rivers at Comedy Noir’s Jesus Roast, a gay Elvis Presley in a Vegas.com commercial, and a science geek in a Magrack ad displayed in NYC subways. Needless to say, he’s versatile (in many ways). He’s been heard on the radio waves and a frequent contributor to shows such as "Fernando & Greg" on Energy 92.7FM, Shake Radio on 960 AM, The Quake and Live 105’s KGAY Weekend in San Francisco. He currently reports, and was featured in, the New York Times for his "Weekly Show" on Vidsf.com. His biggest accomplishment to date: working as a flight attendant and he never smothers any of his passengers with a pillow.

And finally, we are pleased to have the very lovely and silly Kelly Anneken back in the studio with us!

Kelly Anneken was raised by a pack of feral television sets on the banks of Cincinnati's Mill Creek in the mid-80s, and was later left to fend for herself throughout 12 years of Catholic school with only network television to sustain her. After a brief flirtation with piety (which ended with her introduction to basic cable), she found herself adrift in adulthood, with absolutely no marketable skills to coast on until shuffling off this mortal coil. At this critical juncture, Kelly met and married a wealthy, surprisingly attractive computer nerd named Tom.

Using her intoxicating combination of airtight logic and sexuality, Kelly convinced Tom to leave behind his stable life in Ohio so that she could move to San Francisco and chase her dreams. Her dreams being, primarily, access to medical marijuana, re-electing Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger, and referring to herself in the third person. Eventually Tom humbly suggested that Kelly find new, more profitable dreams. So, after failing at every other possible form of employment, this industrious Jill-of-no-trades has opted to either make her own fortune by humorously chronicling the decline of Western culture or die trying. Confidentially, our money is on the latter.

Now go to the fridge and grab a can of beer (or soda, if you're all AA-ish), then raise it in the air like you just don't care. We toast our drinks to you, dear friends. Thank you for listening to The John Miller Program every week so faithfully on FCCFREERADIO. Your loyalty to our show makes us want to fully bone you. Hard. Bareback style. What??? You say you'd rather wear a condom?!? HOW DARE YOU!!!

OK so go and get your condoms and then tune in!

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You needn't be a pussy about it..

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, March 20

2010-03-20T14:34:00.000-07:00

I'm not going to waste a lot of time with a big ole' wordy blog tonight, mainly because I'm hella busy, running late, and need to get my ass back up to beautiful, freaky San Francisco soon to get this party started. We're all about showcasing celebrity and local comedians on the JMP, so without further ado, here are the bio's for all the funny, shiny stars we'll have in the studio tonight. If you are in San Francisco, tune in from 8 pm to midnight on 107.3 FM in San Francisco. If you are at home, get online and listen to us on www.fccfree.com or www.fccfreeradio.com. You'll be glad you did. Well, maybe some of you will be glad. Others will be disturbed. Let's be honest here.

Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show. He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report "Limited Access", Recurring Sketches: "Interview with a Dead Guy", "Celebrity Sodium Pentothal", "Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra", and "Oblivious Witness to History". In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & "The Tonight Show" and still to this day writes for Jay.

In 1999, Phil started writing for his first Nationally Syndicated radio show "Bob and Tom's Big Show”. In 2001, he began writing for Martin Short and "The Martin Short Show". Ten years after he started writing for Jay Leno, Phil Perrier also started writing for David Letterman & "The Late Show". Phil still writes for both shows. Phil has also been a columnist for many newspapers including the L.A. Daily News, Washington Times, San Francisco Examiner, Baltimore Sun, Philadelphia Inquirer, Cleveland Plain Dealer, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Birmingham News, JewishWorldReview.com and, last but not least, he was a Staff Writer for the Athens (Ga.) Observer from 1993-2000.

Dr. Brian King is a comedian who also is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian. Dr. Brian also produces the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco.

Michael Slack knew from childhood he would become the world's greatest Major-League-Baseball-playing archaeologist. Adulthood, however, has found him lacking the strength, speed, and coordination of a pro athlete, as well as the raw magnetism of the average archaeologist. With little choice, Michael has lowered himself to a life of stand-up comedy until a promising career in mall security takes off. A perpetual fish out of water, Michael stumbles through a world determined to pants him and tie him to the goal posts. With a comfortable style often described as "easier to hear with a microphone,"

Michael's smart, clean approach appeals to club and private audiences alike. He appears at clubs across North America, and featured with some of the biggest names in comedy, including Bob Saget, Brian Regan, and Jeff Dunham. Michael has taken top honors in numerous contests and competitions, and has headlined comedy festivals from Florida to Hawaii. Michael Slack performs on Royal Carribean and Princess Cruise Lines, and appears in NBC/Universal's "NBC at the Pump" video series at Shell stations nationwide.

"Michael Slack is a funny, smart, good man. I found him to be instantly likeable by audiences and people in general. He's witty and sharp in his observations, and gracious and classy in character. I like this guy.” – Bob Saget

“A very funny human being person. Very funny and a nice guy and all that.” – Brian Regan

Finally, we have the ever-so-charming and funny Greg Asdourian on the program! Greg is a native San Francisco Bay Area entertainer. Born in San Francisco and now residing in the East Bay, he has been performing his relateable, endearing, and self-deprecating brand of comedy all over California, including the world-famous Comedy Store in Hollywood. Greg's stage time isn't limited to comedy. He is also a professional stage actor. Having done "Shakespeare in the Park" to most recently starring in the west coast premiere of "Evil Dead: The Musical" with the Willows Theater Company. Greg hosts a very funny comedy show at Bliss Bar on Monday nights in San Francisco, and can also be found Tuesday night's doing stand-up at La Tapatia restaurant in Concord.

Now go and get naked and do what you do! Just make sure you turn the camera on and send a clip to us. John needs something to masturbate to and well...I need a good laugh.

Then tune in!

Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to midnight!

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta

Saturday Nights 8 PM - 12 AM
Mornings, Monday thru Friday 6 AM - 10 AM

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Oh just grow some fucking balls and pick up the phone will ya?

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, March 13

2010-03-13T13:46:00.000-08:00

It's almost time for your weekly dose of chaos, madness, and debauchery. First though, St. Patrick's Day is almost here and we have some fun facts for ya! Fun Fact #1: Did you know that the color green became associated with St. Patrick's Day during the 19th century? Green, in Irish legends, was worn by fairies and immortals, and also by people to encourage their crops to grow. (In John's case, Marijuana.) Fun Fact #2: John does not wear green on St. Patrick's day because he hopes some 19-year old with a Grandpa Fetish will pinch him on the ass. Fun Fact #3. Susan will be dying her pubes green in honor of St. Patrick's Day.

Oh man. Tonight is going to be one FIERCE show. You DON'T want to miss it, trust me. Before we go over the line-up, I want to remind you that you are invited to come out and celebrate our One-Year Birthday Party for 107.3 FM and FCCFREERADIO! We will be broadcasting LIVE from the event so come on down, say hello, and get some air time and great drinks. The party is at TONIC BAR at Polk St. and Union in San Francisco THIS Friday night, March 19th. We would love to see your shining, smiling, drunk faces. The fun starts at 5 pm until about 10.

Starting off the festivities, we will be speaking with Dave Hyden. Dave Hyden is a Cincinnati local comedian and actor who regularly performs his smart, cynical comedy at Go Bananas. He has starred in many commercials including "Free Doritos – Snow globe throwing office worker," which was voted Superbowl XLIII’s number one commercial by USA Today, MSNBC, and YouTube.

Next, we are VERY excited to have a SF Bay Area local comedy veteran and San Francisco favorite on the program. Joe Klocek has become one of San Francisco's most unique comics. With a razor-sharp wit that he uses to 'work the crowd', Joe is in high demand at clubs and corporate functions. Raised in the midwest but now a confirmed San Francisco resident, Joe brings a refreshing look at life through the eyes of a class clown who read too much. Joe was featured on Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham" and NBC's "Last Comic Standing." He is also a regular Headliner at the San Francisco Punchline, where he created and hosted the wildly popular "Get It!? A Stand-up Comedy Game Show". Joe has graced the stage at the prestigious Comedy Day at Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, was a runner up in the 2003 S.F. International comedy competition, and a Finalist in the 2004 Seattle Comedy Competition. Joe teaches a workshop to comedians at the San Francisco Comedy College called "Riffing 101 Workshop with Joe Klocek". (I took the class myself and it's fantastic--beneficial for both new and veteran comedians.)

Fun Fact about Joe: Did you know that Susan Maletta is a fan of Joe Klocek and that he is one of her Top 5 Favorite Bay Area Comedians?! That's kind of a big deal. Joe is absolutely hysterical and one of the most talented comedians in the business today. To miss out on one of his shows is to miss out on a night full of laughs. Why do that?

Another Fun Fact about Joe: Did you know that Joe Klocek will be appearing with the famous and hilarious Dom Irrera at the SF Punchline from Thursday, March 25th through Saturday, March 27th? Well now you know.

Yet Another Fun Fact about Joe (possibly the most fun of all facts): Did you know that Susan Maletta once asked Joe Klocek to autograph her boobie and he obliged? (Let's just say it required him to write in a very large font size.)

Next up on the JMP...we have the lovely and talented Kristee Ono joining us in the studio! Yay!!! Kristee lives for fun, grabbing the mic to awkwardly over-share every element of her life. She plays around the City and can be spotted at Club Deluxe, the Purple Onion, and the Dark Room. Kristee is also host to "The Ladies Room" show, which is the only all-ladies open mic, every Wednesday night at the Brainwash Cafe in San Francisco. Come check out Kristee Ono at the Galeria de la Laughter this St. Patrick's Day at 800 Mission.

Now are you ready for your weekly dose of wildness? Hope so because local troublemaker, wild man, and funny man BUTCH ESCOBAR will be back on the show tonight!

Butch Escobar hosts a kick-ass monthly showcase at the San Jose Improv on the 4th Wednesday of every month called “Butch Escobar’s Unfiltered Underground.” Butch also has hosted and featured in Big Al’s Big Ass Comedy Show, another great show you can catch at the Improv. You can see Butch perform at other great venues around the South Bay and it’s a guarantee that any of the shows he’s involved in is going to be a great time. Butch is great—he tells it like it is and does not censor himself by any means. And, it’s a well known fact, we’re all about not censoring yourself on the JMP. We can’t wait to talk about anything and everything with him.

Now grab a bar of Irish Spring and wash that ass real nice because we want you all clean and ready for us!

Tune in!

Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to midnight!

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta

Saturday Nights 8 PM - 12 AM
Mornings, Monday thru Friday 6 AM - 10 AM

FCCFREE RADIO 107.3 FM
SAN FRANCISCO'S ALTERNATIVE RADIO

On the web at:
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http://fccfree.com/
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Call in to (415) 513-5239, you elusive little leprechaun you..

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, March 6

2010-03-06T11:49:00.001-08:00

Well it's about that time. Party Time, that is... FCCFREERADIO invites you and your friends to come out with us to celebrate our One-Year Birthday Party for 107.3 FM!!! That's right darlin's, we are having a Raging Birthday Bash for FCCFREERADIO on Friday, March 19th from 5 pm on through the evening---complete with hot, sexy bartenders, talented and wonderful radio show hosts and co-hosts from the station, hilarious and interesting radio show guests, and other partners in crime! We will be broadcasting LIVE from the event on 107.3 FM and www.fccfreeradio.com.

So don't forget to come on out to TONIC BAR at Polk St. and Union in San Francisco Friday night, March 19th. John Miller and Susan Maletta will both be there along with the rest of the 107.3 FM crew to fill your systems with laughter, good times, and plenty of booze.

OK. Without further ado, let's talk about TONIGHT's good times. Tonight is the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, starting at 8 pm until midnight, yes that's four hours of non-stop insanity and hilarity...and we have some pretty spectacular guests on the line-up, as usual. Starting with our good friend and regular to the program....Steve Booth!

Steve Booth has had a varied career in stand-up, television, and film. His commercials include "Free Doritos – Snow globe throwing office worker," which was voted Superbowl XLIII’s NUMBER ONE COMMERCIAL by USA Today, MSNBC and YouTube, "Get More Heinz – Big Kid," a Herbert Brothers Production, and "Duct Tape – Duct Taped Roomate," a Doritos Crash The Superbowl Finalist that aired on Comedy Central, MTV, and G4. Steve was host of 17 episodes of XLTV, which aired on UPN for two seasons. He was also a featured performer on Uncut. Steve also appeared on SplatterFactor as comic relief interviewing paintball players and fans. This show aired for one season on FOXSPORTS. Steve has also had numerous small spots in music videos, local commercials, and appearances as a local personality.

Steve was also a featured comedian in the South of Sanity Stand-Up Comedy Tour, was a Finalist in Jerry Springer’s Funniest Fan Contest, and was a featured comedian in Laughter From The Homefront – a DVD for troops in Iraq. He has done hundreds of performances at comedy clubs, colleges, corporations, and theaters across the midwest. He is currently the Director of Nacho Mamas Comedy, and has been in the Wit’s End Comedy Troupe, Trespassers Only Improv Comedy, and Friday Night Live. Steve also taught improv and acting workshops at Xavier University and for corporate sales/brand/team building. Steve has authored a book and DVD series entitled Improv Games for Groups. He was also author and performer on House of Bugs, a 10-song children’s music CD, and he was author and performer for a 12-song comedy album entitled “Screwed, Blued, and Tattooed”. Steve Booth was also a celebrity judge at the Oxford International Film Festival.

With the gift of gab and a passion for people, it’s no wonder Sandy Stec has taken the entertainment world by storm. Currently an on-air personality for Mix 106.5 in San Jose, Sandy has hosted her own mid-day radio show for over 8 years, music and humor intensive.

But when the on-air mic is "off," the comedy mic is ON. A regular at the Punchline, Cobbs Comedy Club, the Riviera in Las Vegas and many other venues, Sandy has entertained audiences with her sarcastic life stories and dialect-driven characters from coast to coast. Her stand-up has allowed her to work with greats like Dana Carvey, Jake Johannsen, Brett Butler, Chelsea Handler, Gilbert Gottfried, Greg Behrendt, David Alan Grier and many, many others. She's currently a member of the "5 Funny Females" national tour, and was thrilled to host red carpet interviews at Nickelodeon's 2009 "TV Land Awards" in Los Angeles.

Aside from radio and comedy, Sandy is also an experienced host. She's entertained crowds of 15,000 for sporting events at the HP Pavilion; hosted summer concerts at San Jose's "Music in the Park"; conducted live artist interviews, and has an extensive amount of charity work under her belt (including running two full marathons as a member of the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society's 'Team in Training'). She's also hosted an array of corporate events (auctions, fundraisers, awards nights) and has professional voice-over training from Voice Trax of Sausalito. When she’s not on camera or behind a mic, she’s probably trying to find out more ways to be on camera or behind a mic. And...eating cake.

Always the quiet one in class, Wesley Hoffman would find a way in the class to make jokes with other students while the teachers weren't paying attention. In high school, only a select few seemed to understand his puns and style of humor, which motivated his classmate to create the term "Wes Joke," which has stuck ever since. Wesley did his first comedy routine at DeAnza College making fun of his prominent Adam's Apple, which was televised on DeAnza's Cable Channel. Wesley went onto San Jose State where he appeared in numerous stage productions. He played the lead role of George Milton in John Steinbeck's "Of Mice and Men".

Today, Wesley continues to audition for theatre productions and perform stand-up comedy. "The two different art forms really help make each other stronger," Wesley says. "I love the challenge of stand-up, because it is only you, yourself, and there are expectations to make people laugh. With theatre, you have a much bigger support group and a script that is written for you, but the adrenaline is still just as amazing." Wesley has performed comedy all over the bay area (San Jose Improv, Rooster T. Feathers, Stanford University and more) and currently produces two monthly comedy shows in Gilroy and Morgan Hill.

Now go and get yourself all pretty for us. Most importantly, make sure you shave your legs and your pits. Even more importantly, please wax your back. (A pube trim wouldn't hurt anybody either.)

Then tune in!

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Feb. 27

2010-02-26T20:51:00.000-08:00

Well it's been raining outside but Inside it's raining comedians! Hallelujah! It's raining comedians! Amen! We're gonna go do some radio and let ourselves get ab-so-lutely soa-king wet!

Always the class clown (and spending most of his formative years in the principal's office), Rob Brackenridge was destined to become a comedian. Born and raised in Wisconsin, Rob has been based out of Los Angeles since 1992 and spends most of the year on the road, "bringing the funny" to audiences around the world. He tours regularly for the U.S. troops on the Miller Lite "Lite Laffs" program, and his television credits include Comedy Central's “Make Me Laugh” and “Stand-Up, Stand-Up”. He is a favorite at the Improv, the Comedy Store, and Catch a Rising Star.

Simone Campbell has been keeping people laughing with her rapid-fire wit and in-your-face approach. Legendary lesbian comic, Karen Ripley describes her as "exciting, energetic, full of life. She warms the audience up to each other. Not an easy thing to do. Killer smile." Simone performs all over the San Francisco bay area at places such as Harveys, the Russian River Inn, and the White Horse Inn.

Ryan Cronin is a Bay Area comedian who is a regular at the SFCC Clubhouse and was a finalist in the 2007 and 2009 Battle of the Bay Stand-Up Competitions. He is currently a member of “The Stand Up Project” and a cast member of the online broadcast at “AnimalTrash.com”. He has also been involved in the professional theatrical and independent film communities of the Bay Area and Central Coast over the past ten years. http://www.insidebayarea.com/oaklandtribune/localnews/ci_13839159?source=email

Anita Drieseberg is an animator, illustrator, writer, comedian, and now record producer! She is one of the founders of Left Coast Comedy, who's new "San Francisco Blabity Bleh - 14 HOT Bay Area Comics" can be found on iTunes. She'll be performing at The White Horse in Oakland on Sunday night, Feb 28 at 8pm.

Growing up in Vernon, British Columbia, the epitome of small-town Canada, Richard Kiss has lived in Vancouver, Los Angeles, and the San Francisco Bay area. While a mathematics graduate student at UCLA, Richard dabbled in stand-up as a member of the UCLA Comedy Club and performed in several shows. He took a hiatus for a decade, and resumed performing in November of 2004. Richard has performed in shows in a variety of locations including Rooster T. Feathers and the San Jose Improv.

Whether it's the light-hearted and goofy side of life, or the dark and mundane, chances are Dan Wilson will find a way to put a humorous twist on the topic. Dan's comedy is a no-holds-barred look at everything from politics and pop culture, to relationships and his own family life. Being a native of the San Francisco Bay Area has given his comedy a diverse edge with a unique viewpoint that few other comedians share. Mix his personal take on the world with a high-energy delivery that few are able to match, and you get an explosive look at the world through the eyes of one of the most entertaining performers to come out of the bay area in many years.

Dan makes his home in the East Bay, and is a regular performer at some of the biggest clubs around Northern California. Dan recently taped an episode of Creepy KOFY movie time that aired on January 23rd on KOFY TV 20, Cable 13. Dan also had a small cameo role in the movie "The Snake", which featured at the SXSW Film Festival and the Sundance Film Festival. It is now available on Netflix, Itunes, and Amazon.com. You can catch Dan Wilson on Thursday, March 4th at Rooster T. Feather's with Ian Bagg.

Yeah we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight...I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off...You know what I'm sayin'...Ahhh...so reach down...in between your legs...n' ease the seat back...

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Feb. 20

2010-02-20T12:07:00.001-08:00

Take a break from the winter Olympics for some REAL entertainment. REAL RAUNCHY entertainment, that is! Hollaaaa! Woot Woot! Tonight we bring you the NASTY OLYMPICS! Who will take home the Gold for being the nastiest guest on our show tonight? And I don't mean the Gold Medal...no! Our guests will be competing for the very prestigious Golden Shower, the Silver Pube, or the John's Bronze.

First up, we welcome the very talented and beautiful Iranian comedian, Nadine Rajabi! Currently, you can watch Nadine on Showtime’s "Hot Tamales Live", "The Skinny: Fat Free News" on MySpace TV and Hulu, and on The National Lampoon College Network where she has her own weekly half-hour show ("XM Underground" and "Press Pass") that syndicates to dorm rooms everywhere. You can also hear her on XM Satellite Radio (channel 154) on National Lampoon Comedy Radio ("Nadine @ Nite") Monday through Friday (6 pm - 9 pm), where she conducts celebrity interviews and shares her pop culture know-it-all-ness to the XM world.

Nadine’s other TV, radio, and writing credits include national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, Daddy’s Girls, TVgasm.com (current), Zazreport (current), weekly celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon (current) and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio (current).

Ronn Vigh, so-sexy-it’s-difficult-to-not-jump-his-bones-while-he’s-on-stage, brings his unique brand of comedy to clubs, colleges, and airport lavatories all over the world. His brash attitude and acerbic wit have earned him a comparison to a young Joan Rivers by SF Weekly. Well, if she were male, gay, and didn’t shoot Botox by the pound. He was featured on NBC’s Last Comic Standing II and in 2005 founded and still co-produces the successful “Harvey’s Funny Tuesday’s” weekly comedy show at Harvey’s in the Castro District of San Francisco. No stranger to the comedy and alternative scene, he recently hosted Palm Springs Pride, headlined the Lake Tahoe Gay & Lesbian WinterFest, 10th Annual Michigan ComedyFest, and the list goes on and on and on--much like when Ronn speaks.

His one man show, 98 Pounds of Fury, enjoyed a successful run, appeared in the Off-Broadway smash hit 10 Naked Men, recently hosted coverage for the SF GLBT Pride Parade and gained much attention for a controversial off-the-cuff comment about bisexuals. He’s played Joan Rivers at Comedy Noir’s Jesus Roast, a gay Elvis Presley in a Vegas.com commercial, and a science geek in a Magrack ad displayed in NYC subways. Needless to say, he’s versatile (in many ways). He’s been heard on the radio waves and a frequent contributor to shows such as "Fernando & Greg" on Energy 92.7FM, Shake Radio on 960 AM, The Quake and Live 105’s KGAY Weekend in San Francisco. He currently reports, and was featured in, the New York Times for his "Weekly Show" on Vidsf.com. His biggest accomplishment to date: working as a flight attendant and he never smothers any of his passengers with a pillow.

Cody Woods is a comedian that does comedy sometimes. He is based in the San Francisco Bay Area and is being black balled in the comedy industry. If you would like to see Cody perform, just find him on Facebook at: facebook.com/i.have.balls.of.gold so you can find a gig near you that he will not be getting booked at. His material is performed mainly in a topical and intimate style and is pretty edgy. Cody Woods also runs a shithole comedy venue on Stanford campus called the "750 Pub", where comics have the privilege of being enjoyed by people who will be making up to $450,000 within the next two years and happen to be the same type of people that comics often gawked at in high school. Cody Woods is also very articulate and his vocabulary is often filled with prestigious words like "gawk" and "high school". Cody Woods is part Irish and once had a dog.

To end the night right, we bring you more joy. And some pain. Tony Sparks and Kaseem Bentley are coming to the studio! Kaseem Bentley is the Bay Area's number one insult comic and Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the Father of SF Comedy, is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. Tony Sparks is a class act when it comes to professionalism, supporting the comedy community, and bringing non-stop laughs and fun to us all. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows including Speech Therapy Comedy at Il Pirata, All-Star Comedy and More at The SF Playhouse, Street Legal Comedy at Pissed Off Pete's, and Raw Comedy Night at Poleng Lounge.

Now get ready for the Nasty Olympics! It's much like the Special Olympics, but for the Personal-Boundary-Challenged.

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Feb. 13

2010-02-13T12:55:00.000-08:00

Huge thanks to our guests last week--Kevin Munroe, Colleen Watson, Bob Johnston, Dr. Brian King, Chantel Williams, and Coree Spencer for spending yet another incredibly fun Saturday night with us filled with laughter and chaos. Catch the sizzling replay on http://www.fccfree.com/ by clicking "Last Show" before it goes away!

Just a little update...our radio transmitter has been moved to a new and better location and now FCCFREERADIO 107.3 FM can be heard ALL OVER San Francisco, LOUD and CLEAR BABY!!!

Now. Without further ado...

First up on the JMP...we are thrilled to have Will Franken back on the show. Franken’s humor is rooted in the British sketch comedy tradition. Onstage, he portrays an eclectic mix of characters through a series of interconnected vignettes. His skits are often satirical, skewering a range of subcultures and political views. In 2005, the SF Weekly selected Franken as Best Comedian, the San Francisco Bay Guardian calls him the Best Alternative to Psychedelic Drugs, and Tribe.net named him one of the Top 25 People to Watch nationwide.

Next up, regulars and favorites of the JMP...Kurt Weitzmann and Howard Stone!

Kurt Weitzmann has been performing comedy for over 15 years and his act has been seen on Comedy Central, MTV, and on the stages of every San Francisco comedy club ever to come or go. Kurt Weitzmann created, edited, and produced the ingenious "SF Weakly", a highly celebrated parody of the SF Weekly, for which he was labeled a comic genius by non other than The SF Weekly. Kurt Weitzmanns comedy sketch album TALENTED is now available on AMERICAN DREAMS RECORDS. Kurt is also the producer of the new hit film "Last Call" and co-creator of the very popular and funny "Jesus Roast" and "Hitler Roast". Kurt is also a regular performer at the SF Punchline.

From the very moment Howard Stone enters the stage, hooting and hollering, you know you're in for a special treat. As a single dad with a gruff exterior but a heart of pure gold, Stone spouts alternative family values with edge and irony. He proudly extols the importance of ether as a viable tool for child rearing while launching effortlessly into tirades about pop culture, commercialism and the absurdities of life. Howard has featured in the “Jesus Roast” and “Hitler Roast”, and “The Uncle Howard Show” and performs all over the bay area.

Next up-- we have SQweeks!

Comedian Sqweeks Morales is a sexy lil' stand-up comic who runs several popular shows in the south bay area. She runs "Comedy Empire", "Up in Smoke", Ladies Night Comedy Show at So. First Billiards, the Look-Out Bar and Grill, and "Slanted Comedy" at the San Jose Improv.

And finally, we have Sam Davidoff making his debut on our show!

Sam Davidoff's career innocently began when he did a show for his temple at age 14. Right after he got off stage he realized that he loved doing comedy and that temple was boring. Ever since then, he has performed at many venues all over the bay area, spreading knowledge of his own wiley adolescence. Sam also has a growing fan base on Facebook and enjoys sharing highlights of his stints from the bay area. As one of San Francisco's youngest bay area comedians, Sam brings a fresh, funny, and adolescent bird's eye view of the world to the comedy scene. While Sam is quite youthful, his wisdom is way beyond his years. Warning: Some material may not be suitable for audiences under 18. (Oh, and he is still 16.)

Now rest your worried hearts, I won't let anything happen to the kid under my watch. I will shield him as much as possible from any and all harmful influences! (Remember, I am a mom.)

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You know you want to...

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Feb. 6

2010-02-05T13:35:00.000-08:00

Awww yeahhhh. Throw your hands up in the air and wave them around like you just don’t care! Or, put your hands in your lap and play with yourself until you take a nap! (We don’t give a crap.)

Look here, you. This week on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta...more fun and thrills. Remember, this show is the one where the comedians come to completely relax and unwind, be themselves, and say ANYTHING they want. And they Do Say Anything and Everything. This show is completely uncensored. This show should be called The W.T.M.I. Show. (The Way Too Much Information Show.)

Do you know what that means? Oh Lordee! It means that we pump them full of alcohol before they take the mics! Ohh Yeah! Then, they say things they wouldn't normally say. And THEN some! You see, we have a knack for making comedians feel at ease. Maybe it's because we are so goddamn charming. I don't know. And then, when they start feeling all comfortable, they start being more "open" to talking about things, like their personal lives and their genitals and other cool shit. If you listen long enough, you just might hear something ohhh so very private, exciting, and (enter evil laugh here) SCANDALOUS! So don't miss out on John and Susan and their deliciously funny guests.

And now...coming to the microphones...some sober...some not so sober...most on antidepressants of some sort...our line-up of comedians.

First up, we have our good friend and a regular on the show...Kevin Munroe!

Kevin Munroe is a very tall and very funny comedian. Did you know that Kevin is also a talented singer? I learned that on karaoke night one time. Listening to him reminds you of a lazy, tropical beach and one very, VERY potent tropical drink. Kevin is a favorite in the SF comedy scene. Kevin was part of the "Over Six Feet of Funny" troupe and also produced the long running “Ebony and Irony” show. He's an amazing talent and also just a really cool person. You can catch Kevin at all the major comedy clubs in the area and he makes regular appearances at the SF Punchline and the Purple Onion.

Colleen Watson will be joining us next. Colleen is a stand-up comic and writer in the Bay Area. She has performed at many venues throughout the area including the San Jose Improv, Tommy Ts, Rooster T Feathers, the Tacoma Comedy Underground and many more. Her style incorporates stories from her life as well as the retarded way she tries to deal with them. You can catch Colleen (as well as Susan Maletta...HEY-OH!) this Sunday night in the hilarious show "Bubbles' Beauties" at the Campbell Theatre in Martinez.

Next up we are getting into some mischief with Sean Sinha!

Sean Sinha was destined in life to be a Little Rascal, but was born far too late for this to happen. Instead, he chose the life of seediness and back alley microphone tricking that is stand-up comedy. Sean runs a bi-weekly comedy show at Mission Pizza in Fremont along with keeping up a frantic pace of doing shows all over California. Sean feels that solid hosting is one of the most important aspects of a great comedy show, which is why you will often find him hosting various shows around the SF Bay Area. Sean recently hosted Doug Benson's pre-DVD taping show at San Jose State.

And finally, another regular and favorite on the JMP, we bring you joy and laughter via Bob Johnston!

Bob Johnston is a high-energy comic who grew up in a small town, and has been called “the only Redneck in the Bay Area.” (Ummm....I guess they never met John.) :) Bob does a great job morphing blue-collar comedy with the high tech world and skips easily from topics such as baldness to ex-girlfriends to traffic problems. Getting his start in the East Bay/Oakland area helped Bob earned the title of “the blackest non-black comic.” Bob has opened for The Stylistics, Richard Lewis, Bruce Bruce, Tony Rock, Mary Ellen Hooper, Lavelle Crawford, and Sherman Helmsley (aka George Jefferson). Bob has performed at The Improv, the Punchline, the Comedy Store, and many more.

Now go get in the tub, scrub-a-dub-dub, stroke yer chub, then tune in!

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(But I don't think you will, because you have no testicles.)

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Jan. 23

2010-01-22T14:49:00.000-08:00

Do you want to know if you spent your time wisely last Saturday night? Take a close look at your radio. Is it sticky? No? Then you obviously didn’t hear the whole radio show.

Download the hotness and hilarity of our last show before it goes away. It was a wonderful night hanging out with John O'Connell, David Wiswell, Coree Spencer, Tony Sparks, and Kaseem Bentley (www.fccfree.com, "Last Show"). Our guests made us laugh so hard our cheeks hurt! (Our faces were pretty sore too.)

Burtis Cutler (A.K.A. "The World's Shortest Redneck") has stocked up his trailer and packed up his cooler with dozens of fishing lines and dozens more punch lines. He's so funny he makes us spit foamy Coors out of our noses! Wonderfully delightful and down-to-earth, expect a lot of laughs from Burtis Cutler as he shares with us many hilarious tales from life in the south.

Dr. Brian King is a comedian who also is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian. Dr. Brian also produces the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco.

Kevin Avery's high-energy brand of stand up has brought him to the finals of the San Francisco International Comedy Competition and earned him a spot on Metropolitan Magazines list of Top 99 People to Watch. A regular opener for Dave Chappelle and David Alan Grier, Kevin has become a nationwide comedy club favorite in his own right, and is also one half of the comic radio duo "Siskel and Negro." Of his animated style of stand up comedy and storytelling, the San Francisco Chronicle writes Avery is Amazing!

W. Kamau Bell understands even more than most comedians that timing is everything. Waaaaaaaaaaaay back in 2005 he appeared on Comedy Central and told his joke about the strangely named junior senator from Illinois and his chances of becoming America’s first black president. (Apparently not every good according to Kamau.) Comedy Central later announced that Kamau had told the very first joke about Barack Obama. For this, Kamau was named on that network’s list of Best 100 Obama Moments. Comedy Central also invited Kamau to perform his critically acclaimed solo show, The W. Kamau Bell Curve: Ending Racism in About an Hour, at their theater in Hollywood. Time Out New York said, “Happily, Bell finds comic gold in the wide range of material he mines, offering provocative insights into an ugly reality. FOUR STARS” The San Francisco Weekly honored Kamau as the Comedian of the Year in 2008 and also profiled him in a cover story in 2009.

And that’s not everything. Kamau has appeared at the prestigious Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, where he was the only comedian to perform at both the New Faces Show and Best of The Uptown Comics. Kamau spent two years appearing regularly on radio station Live 105 as half of the movie review team Siskel & Negro. (Kamau is Negro.) The duo can still be heard online at their podcast at Roof Top Comedy. And in addition to Comedy Central, Kamau’s other TV appearances include Comics Unleashed, KQED’s Spark, ABC’s View From The Bay, and Filter on G4. And since 2007, Kamau has been regularly performing his hit solo show. Most recently he performed it at The 2009 New York International Fringe Festival. But Kamau is most proud of co-founding The Solo Performance Workshop (2005), a school for emerging artists. As a writer, Kamau is featured in the book What Would Bill Hicks Say?

Kamau has been profiled in several different newspapers, including four seperate occasions in The San Francisco Chronicle — even once (not ironically) during Black History Month. The San Francisco Weekly called Kamau “smart, stylish, and very much in the mold of politically outspoken comedians like Dave Chappelle and Margaret Cho” — though he was more excited that they called him “handsome.”

Now put your head back and say "Ahhhhh..." so I can stick somethin' in there.

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We'll be your freakazoids, come on and wind us up.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Jan. 16

2010-01-16T17:13:00.001-08:00

Next to Kim Kardashian’s fat ass... we are the bay area’s GUILTIEST PLEASURE and we are on TONIGHT baby! Yep, with a lot of junk in our trunk so let's get crunk! Why? Because tonight is a special night. Tonight we celebrate the birthday of FCCFREERADIO, so Happy Birthday to us! We thank all of our past comedian guests and our current radio show hosts and co-hosts because you have helped make the station the huge success it is today.

Check this out, dear listeners of deviant comedy radio, this Saturday night and every Saturday night, we feature and promote comedians from the bay area and all throughout the country. We select only the most talented, hilarious stand-ups, from up-and-comers to national touring headliners. Many of our comedians have been on TV, radio, movies, and in local bars getting smashed off their funny asses.

We are also free from the FCC. That means no rules, no constraints, no guidelines, no censorship, no political correctness, no impulse control, and no regard for social etiquette. We are party-friendly, potty-mouth-affectionate, and sexually repressed so we like to live vicariously through our guests.

Speaking of guests...

John O'Connell is a nationally-touring stand-up comedian from Austin, Texas and an original member of Ron White's Texas Hill Country Comedy Writers. He's written several films including the winner of 2008's ABFF Best Film award "The Abduction of Jesse Bookman" and the indie thriller "Pineapple" in which he also co-starred.

David Wiswell hit the San Francisco comedy scene in 2004. He tied for first place in MTV’s 2005 San Francisco “Yo’ Mama!” Competition. He also reached the finals of the Twisted Sea Biscuit Contest, the Brainwash Comedy Contest, and the San Francisco Comedy Club Competition. With material ranging from his love of children to his hatred of the Pope, David will display an interesting view of morality and logic that will leave you questioning both yours and his.

Next up on the JMP, our favorite regulars are coming in the studio, Tony Sparks and Kaseem Bentley! Kaseem is the Bay Area's number one insult comic and Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the Father of SF Comedy, is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. Tony Sparks is a class act when it comes to professionalism, supporting the comedy community, and bringing non-stop laughs and fun to us all.

Tony hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows including Speech Therapy Comedy at Il Pirata, All-Star Comedy and More at The SF Playhouse, Street Legal Comedy at Pissed Off Pete's, and Raw Comedy Night at Poleng Lounge.

And finally, closing out the show we have Drew Pult! Drew is just a funny-ass cripple trying to take the ramp to the top. An elevator would work too, just no stairs. He has the ambition of a young Bill Gates and the mobility of a young redwood. Drew Pult does stand-up in a wheelchair. Now THAT'S funny! Drew is a regular headliner at Tommy T's Comedy Club as well as many other venues throughout the Bay Area and also is co-host of the hot new comedy talk radio show Antithesis Radio, which airs on Friday nights at 10 PM on our home station, FCCFREERADIO, 107.3 FM in San Francisco.

Now hurry up, we're running out of time...go and eat your dinner, rub one out, whatever it is you do before you settle in for the night, then turn on your radio or Internet and get ready for more wild, raunchy, and deliciously fun comedy talk radio!

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Jan. 9

2010-01-09T12:59:00.000-08:00

Tonight is an incredible show with an awesome line-up of insanely talented (and in some cases, insane) comedians. (Yeah we know. What's new?) Our combination of celebrity guests, local outstanding performers, and NO CONTENT RESTRICTIONS make the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta the most deliciously fun comedy talk radio show to be on in the whole fuckin' world. Get it? Wonderful.

By the way, you still have time to catch the replay of last week's sizzling, scandalous, and salacious show. Go to www.fccfree.com and click on "Last Show" before it goes away!

Steve Booth has had a varied career in stand-up, television, and film. His commercials include "Free Doritos – Snow globe throwing office worker," which was voted Superbowl XLIII’s NUMBER ONE COMMERCIAL by USA Today, MSNBC and YouTube, "Get More Heinz – Big Kid," a Herbert Brothers Production, and "Duct Tape – Duct Taped Roomate," a Doritos Crash The Superbowl Finalist that aired on Comedy Central, MTV, and G4. Steve was host of 17 episodes of XLTV, which aired on UPN for two seasons. He was also a featured performer on Uncut. Steve also appeared on SplatterFactor as comic relief interviewing paintball players and fans. This show aired for one season on FOXSPORTS. Steve has also had numerous small spots in music videos, local commercials, and appearances as a local personality.

Steve was also a featured comedian in the South of Sanity Stand-Up Comedy Tour, was a Finalist in Jerry Springer’s Funniest Fan Contest, and was a featured comedian in Laughter From The Homefront – a DVD for troops in Iraq. He has done hundreds of performances at comedy clubs, colleges, corporations, and theaters across the midwest. He is currently the Director of Nacho Mamas Comedy, and has been in the Wit’s End Comedy Troupe, Trespassers Only Improv Comedy, and Friday Night Live. Steve also taught improv and acting workshops at Xavier University and for corporate sales/brand/team building. Steve has authored a book and DVD series entitled Improv Games for Groups. He was also author and performer on House of Bugs, a 10-song children’s music CD, and he was author and performer for a 12-song comedy album entitled “Screwed, Blued, and Tattooed”. Steve Booth was also a celebrity judge at the Oxford International Film Festival.

Carolé Acuña has performed stand-up comedy on the east and west coasts of the United States and also in Sevilla, Spain! She is very animated, expressive, physical, and has an original comedic style. Much of her subject matter encompasses anything from raw food dieting to Narwhals. Much of Carolé's movement has some naturally expressive body positioning since she has been formally dancing since the age of five and is a fifth generation dancer in her family. The comedic juices flow through her mind and soul into to the audience's spleen. Carolé consistently performs in showcases all around the San Francisco Bay Area and beyond. "Acuña expertly raises one eyebrow and with her chin up, she balances on a three-inch stiletto heel. Suddenly, the comedienne slumps, lowering her foot and eyebrow simultaneously as she delivers her punchline on stage in front of a laughing audience." ... Janice De Jesus, Performing Arts Critic, Contra Costa Times.

Simone Campbell has been keeping people laughing with her rapid-fire wit and in-your-face approach. Legendary lesbian comic, Karen Ripley describes her as "exciting, energetic, full of life. She warms the audience up to each other. Not an easy thing to do. Killer smile." Simone performs all over the San Francisco bay area at places such as Harveys, the Russian River Inn, and the White Horse Inn.

As a child, Jason Downs would sneak away in the middle of the night to watch The Tonight Show. Jason's dreams would come true after graduating San Francisco State University with $30,000 of debt and no job skills. Beginning his comedy career in San Francisco, Jason has become among the best comics in the bay area. Like his influences, Eddie Murphy and Sam Kinison, Jason draws his material from his personal life. While on stage, Jason shares his dramatic and outrageous stories with the audience. A unique likeability allows Jason to confess his greatest flaws in an original, aggressive, and hilarious act. A good heart and a bad mouth allows Jason to share his story of a know-it-all who knows nothing.

New York City native, Jeff Applebaum examines his life experiences, which include being the only white kid on his Little League team in Queens, having a Chinese wife who orders from take-out menus in fluent Mandarin, and raising a pre-teen son who calls himself “Jewnese,” because he says it sounds better than “Chine-ish.” Jeff recently made his national TV debut on CBS as a comedian on the "Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson." Jeff also played the principal role of Joey Bishop in the long-running musical tribute "The Rat Pack Is Back," in San Francisco, Chicago, and Las Vegas. Jeff is also credited and appears in the blockbuster film "The Pursuit of Happyness," starring Will Smith. Jeff has been entertaining people all around North America for over 12 years, including audiences of more than 10,000 people at the ARCO Arena (in Sacramento) and the Anaheim Convention Center. Jeff won the "Comedian of the Year - 2003" in the SF Bay Area Cabaret Competition.

Now go put on your bath robe and leave it slightly open in the front.

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Jan. 2

2010-01-02T15:19:00.000-08:00

This is it. Tonight we're gonna party like it's 2010 baby! You want to hear about our New Year's Resolutions? Hey. New Year's Resolutions--Shmoo Year's Shmesolutions. Tonight, however, we do resolve to bring you some of the wackiest comedians this side of Shman Francisco!

Steve Booth has had a varied career in stand-up, television, and film. His commercials include "Free Doritos – Snow globe throwing office worker," which was voted Superbowl XLIII’s NUMBER ONE COMMERCIAL by USA Today, MSNBC and YouTube, "Get More Heinz – Big Kid," a Herbert Brothers Production, and "Duct Tape – Duct Taped Roomate," a Doritos Crash The Superbowl Finalist that aired on Comedy Central, MTV, and G4. Steve was host of 17 episodes of XLTV, which aired on UPN for two seasons. He was also a featured performer on Uncut. Steve also appeared on SplatterFactor as comic relief interviewing paintball players and fans. This show aired for one season on FOXSPORTS. Steve has also had numerous small spots in music videos, local commercials, and appearances as a local personality.

Steve was also a featured comedian in the South of Sanity Stand-Up Comedy Tour, was a Finalist in Jerry Springer’s Funniest Fan Contest, and was a featured comedian in Laughter From The Homefront – a DVD for troops in Iraq. He has done hundreds of performances at comedy clubs, colleges, corporations, and theaters across the midwest. He is currently the Director of Nacho Mamas Comedy, and has been in the Wit’s End Comedy Troupe, Trespassers Only Improv Comedy, and Friday Night Live. Steve also taught improv and acting workshops at Xavier University and for corporate sales/brand/team building. Steve has authored a book and DVD series entitled Improv Games for Groups. He was also author and performer on House of Bugs, a 10-song children’s music CD, and he was author and performer for a 12-song comedy album entitled “Screwed, Blued, and Tattooed”. Steve Booth was also a celebrity judge at the Oxford International Film Festival.

Ronn Vigh, so-sexy-it’s-difficult-to-not-jump-his-bones-while-he’s-on-stage, brings his unique brand of comedy to clubs, colleges, and airport lavatories all over the world. His brash attitude and acerbic wit have earned him a comparison to a young Joan Rivers by SF Weekly. Well, if she were male, gay, and didn’t shoot Botox by the pound. He was featured on NBC’s Last Comic Standing II and in 2005 founded and still co-produces the successful “Harvey’s Funny Tuesday’s” weekly comedy show at Harvey’s in the Castro District of San Francisco. No stranger to the comedy and alternative scene, he recently hosted Palm Springs Pride, headlined the Lake Tahoe Gay & Lesbian WinterFest, 10th Annual Michigan ComedyFest, and the list goes on and on and on--much like when Ronn speaks.

His one man show, 98 Pounds of Fury, enjoyed a successful run, appeared in the Off-Broadway smash hit 10 Naked Men, recently hosted coverage for the SF GLBT Pride Parade and gained much attention for a controversial off-the-cuff comment about bisexuals. He’s played Joan Rivers at Comedy Noir’s Jesus Roast, a gay Elvis Presley in a Vegas.com commercial, and a science geek in a Magrack ad displayed in NYC subways. Needless to say, he’s versatile (in many ways). He’s been heard on the radio waves and a frequent contributor to shows such as "Fernando & Greg" on Energy 92.7FM, Shake Radio on 960 AM, The Quake and Live 105’s KGAY Weekend in San Francisco. He currently reports, and was featured in, the New York Times for his "Weekly Show" on Vidsf.com. His biggest accomplishment to date: working as a flight attendant and he never smothers any of his passengers with a pillow.

Kelly McCarron's comedy career started in high school when she began writing comedic monologues for her drama class. The most popular of which was a reoccurring character: a girl who did what she wanted no matter how much of an outsider it made her. After high school, Kelly gave college the old college try and left after one year. Spending most of her time writing and missing the stage, Kelly stumbled upon stand-up comedy in the spring of 2007 at the tender and impressionable young age of 20. Kelly has been doing stand-up ever since. Now as Kelly grows up, she takes a playful view on the very important lesson of finding your true self. (She hopes that her true self is skinny.)

Now go and get yourself a nice juicy cheeseburger, fries, and beer, because you know and I know that you're not going to stay on this silly new diet for long. What's it going to be a month? Two months tops?

Might as well start enjoying yourself now. Don't worry, you'll get plenty of exercise laughing your fat asses off later on tonight.

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Dec. 26

2009-12-26T14:33:00.001-08:00

Was Santa good to you? Did you get your stocking stuffed? We hope so! But if not, don't fret. Even though it's the day after Christmas, we still have gifts in store for you. We've got goofy comedians, spiked egg nog, plenty of leftover Christmas shrubbery, hot nuts, fudge-packing lessons, and pine-scented air freshener. I know that's not much to offer, but we DO guarantee you a funny, cozy, and heavily discounted post-Christmas evening (FREE!) all you need is a radio or the Internet. Stay home (you're broke now anyway). Stay warm (it might rain). Stay drunk (escape your dysfunctional family)! Here's who we have around lingering around the yuletide log...

Kurt Weitzmann has been performing comedy for over 15 years and his act has been seen on Comedy Central, MTV, and on the stages of every San Francisco comedy club ever to come or go. Kurt Weitzmann created, edited, and produced the ingenious "SF Weakly", a highly celebrated parody of the SF Weekly, for which he was labeled a comic genius by non other than The SF Weekly. Kurt Weitzmanns comedy sketch album TALENTED is now available on AMERICAN DREAMS RECORDS. Kurt is also the producer of the new hit film "Last Call" and co-creator of the very popular and funny "Jesus Roast" and "Hitler Roast". Kurt is also a regular performer at the SF Punchline.

Charlie Ballard is 35, single, a Taurus, a total bottom but top for the right guy. He's been doing stand up for 6 years and his favorite color is eggplant. He loves long walks in jail and his favorite hobby is counting pigeons. Charlie recently had a promo clip for Jokes.com that aired on Comedy Central and he is currently conducting funny interviews with bay area comedians as part of his new video series on YouTube.

As of April 26th, 2009, Cameron Edmondson is 28 years old. He's had a series of careers and jobs that have left him unfulfilled, uninspired, and unemployed. He's from San Luis Obispo, he loves comedy, he has five brothers, his family is incredibly jacked up, and he currently resides in San Francisco.

Edwin Li has been a working comedian since the age of 16. Performing, producing, and hosting various comedy shows in the Bay Area, Edwin’s comedy addresses issues ranging from dating to race, from education to finance. An avid fan and dedicated student of comedy from a young age, Edwin’s comedy incorporates his own life experiences relating to family, education, and culture. Although always eager for a laugh, like most comedians, Edwin can be surprisingly serious and contemplative, actively searching for new words and new language to express new experiences and perspectives in his life. Edwin is a regular at the San Francisco Punchline.

Born and raised in Harlem New York, Jamarr John Johnson is an energetic, optimistic metrosexual with an eye on improving heterosexual relations! Not classically trained in the school of Bill Cosby and Jamie Foxx, Jamarr marvels at their abilities and hopes to smack the world by surprise. He also enjoys the obscure sometimes mundane observations of everyday life and indulges in the opportunity to share deep truths of his personal life. A determined performer, Jamarr performs and writes in front of a mirror every day to hone his skills. He desires to make people laugh while healing their souls. He is extremely committed to being entertaining and insightful as he hopes to be considered as one of the most authentic comedians around today!

Jamarr has performed with comedians such as Steve White, Christopher “Kid” Reid, Rene Hicks, Todd Paul and Rocky LaPorte to name drop a few. You can find Jamarr Hosting his own show on Cannery Row at Blue Fin Billiards in Monterey, California and has a recent appearances at the Improv in San Jose, The Crow’s Nest in Santa Cruz and The Broadway Comedy Club in New York City. The bottom line is, “Jamarr John Johnson will be a force to be reckoned with very soon” -- Christopher “Kid” Reid.

Now get ready to laugh your fat, bloated bellies off!

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Dec. 12

2009-12-12T15:29:00.000-08:00

Hey, I have a fine idea...let's get Freaky for the Holidays. Did you know that John Miller is a freak and so am I? Shall we prove it to you? (Thought we wouldn't?) Join us for four insane hours of RAW, completely UNCENSORED, and EXPLICIT fun tonight from 8 pm - Midnight. And hey, we are weathering this gnarly rainstorm for YOU, our comedy-freak-voyeurs. Yes, we are leaving the comfort of our own warm, dry, and cozy homes to trudge through some hard core, slippery-when-wet weather for YOU baby, so that we can bring you hard core laughs and mayhem! So show some appreciation, tune in, and get your freak on!

First up on the JMP...we are thrilled to have Will Franken back on the show! Franken’s humor is rooted in the British sketch comedy tradition. Onstage, he portrays an eclectic mix of characters through a series of interconnected vignettes. His skits are often satirical, skewering a range of subcultures and political views. In 2005, the SF Weekly selected Franken as Best Comedian, the San Francisco Bay Guardian calls him the Best Alternative to Psychedelic Drugs, and Tribe.net named him one of the Top 25 People to Watch nationwide.

Next up. Santa Vs. Scrooge. Who will win? Do you know? Can you guess? What's your wager? Do you even know what the fuck I'm talking about? Me neither. But our guests do. Which guests? Duh, hello...Santa and Scrooge.

And then...struttin' her stuff in her amazingly high heels, skin-tight jeans, and Velma glasses, Lindsay Blaz has slammed into the violent mosh pit we call the bay area comedy scene! Hailing from Santa Cruz, she's a tough and rebellious renegade in the comedy business and also just a really cool chick and my good friend! Lindsay runs and hosts several popular comedy shows in the Santa Cruz/Monterey area. She and I have some really freaky, outlandish girl chat so you don’t want to miss out on that…

Tonight just keeps getting nuttier...

First let me remind you that this is alternative comedy radio. Let me define this for you. Alternative: al⋅ter⋅na⋅tive [awl-tur-nuh-tiv] (-adjective): Employing or following nontraditional or unconventional ideas, methods, etc.; existing outside the establishment.

My old friend and cohort in crime truly exists outside the establishment. He is coming back to reunite with me and shock and disturb our listeners. He is our "special" guest. His last name is 13 letters long. He has a 7- foot bong. Not only that...he has THREE testicles, people. (I'm betting he can hold that bong up pretty well on that huge, 3-ball sack of his!) He likes to discuss matters of weed and hookers openly. He has been featured in the soon-to-be-famous "Hanging Out" videos with Vahe Hovak. Ladies and gentleman, may we introduce to you a legend in his own mind, the wonderfully infamous (and famous to a select few) Chris Schiappacasse. (That's "Skah - Pah - KAH *- Say" although I say "Shee-Yah- Pah - KAH* - Say).

Vahe Hovak. Comedian. Producer. Up-and-Coming YouTube Sensation. Sidekick. Vahe is all of those things and more. But most importantly, Vahe is this hot, young dude with the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. (Sorry, Vahe, I write the bios around here and I'm a dirty ole' cougar.) Anyway, Vahe makes these videos about hanging out with comedians in the SF comedy community called "Hangin' Out." (Do a search on YouTube: Vahe Hovak, Hanging Out.) In these videos, Vahe captures the true essence of each featured comedian by revealing them relaxing in their natural environments, just talking about whatever comes to mind, much like we do here on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta. Comedians are at their funniest when they aren't being pressured to perform--they're simply "Hanging Out" and being themselves. This is when their natural talent comes forth and they reveal their funniest true selves. Vahe creates, edits, stars in, and produces these outlandishly fun and funny videos and in my mind, these are destined to become viral videos--world-wide, internet sensations--which will soon make him famous. Now after writing all of that, I better get laid. :) ha ha

Now for a couple more of our hilarious friends and faithful regulars on the show...Tony Sparks and Jabari Davis!

Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the Father of SF Comedy, is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. Tony Sparks is a class act when it comes to professionalism, supporting the comedy community, and bringing non-stop laughs and fun to us all. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows including Speech Therapy Comedy at Il Pirata, All-Star Comedy and More at The SF Playhouse, Street Legal Comedy at Pissed Off Pete's, and Raw Comedy Night at Poleng Lounge.

Jabari Davis is also on the show! I recently watched Jabari host the Roast of Tony Sparks, and I was absolutely blown away by how naturally funny he is as a comedian, roast master, and improviser. Also he is just a genuinely nice guy and fun person to hang out with. (And a lot of comedians are dicks, so that is saying something!) Jabari Davis is a hilarious LA-native comedian who performs at all the hottest shows in the area including Raw Comedy Night at Poleng Lounge, Speech Therapy at Il Pirata, King Pin Comedy, and Live at Deluxe at Club Deluxe. "This young comic is taking San Francisco by storm - a talent not to be overlooked." -- Tony Sparks, Father of SF Comedy.

That's it in a nutshell. A bunch of actual nuts, in this shell. So who wants to bust this nut?

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P.S. We don't care if you've been naughty or nice. We're still going to shoot our "gifts" all over you. Wear a raincoat.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Nov. 28

2009-11-27T13:38:00.000-08:00

Tryptophan, carbs, and alcohol, oh my! Welcome to your post-Thanksgiving hangover. Bloated much? Did ya gobble? Ok then, why not stay home in the comfort your own home tonight. Yeah! Fuck it! Be gluttonous, care-free, and relaxed! Save your money. We bring the laughs to you, all you need is a radio or the Internet.

Tonight on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta...

Kurt Weitzmann has been performing comedy for over 15 years and his act has been seen on Comedy Central, MTV, and on the stages of every San Francisco comedy club ever to come or go. Kurt Weitzmann created, edited, and produced the ingenious "SF Weakly", a highly celebrated parody of the SF Weekly, for which he was labeled a comic genius by non other than The SF Weekly. Kurt Weitzmanns comedy sketch album TALENTED is now available on AMERICAN DREAMS RECORDS. Kurt is also the producer of the new hit film "Last Call" and co-creator of the very popular and funny "Jesus Roast" and "Hitler Roast". Kurt is also a regular performer at the SF Punchline.

From the very moment Howard Stone enters the stage, hooting and hollering, you know you're in for a special treat. As a single dad with a gruff exterior but a heart of pure gold, Stone spouts alternative family values with edge and irony. He proudly extols the importance of ether as a viable tool for child rearing while launching effortlessly into tirades about pop culture, commercialism and the absurdities of life. Howard has featured in the “Jesus Roast” and “Hitler Roast”, and “The Uncle Howard Show” and performs all over the bay area.

Chris Thayer lives in San Francisco. One of the unlikeliest assassins of the new wave of SF comedians, Chris has performed at The Purple Onion, Club Deluxe, and Hemlock Tavern opening for the likes of Reggie Watts and Rick Shapiro.

Dr. Brian King is a comedian who also is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian. Dr. Brian also produces the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco.

Burtis Cutler (A.K.A. "The World's Shortest Redneck") has stocked up his trailer and packed up his cooler with dozens of punchlines and dozens more fishing lines. He's so funny he makes us spit foamy Coors out of our noses! Wonderfully delightful and down-to-earth, expect a lot of laughs from Burtis Cutler as he shares with us many hilarious tales from life in the south.

Now go make yourself another sandwich (but reserve the pickle for me!). Then tune in!

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Nov. 21

2009-11-20T12:59:00.000-08:00

Hello My Hot Little Butterballs,

It's about that time folks. Time to Gobble, Gobble, Gobble up the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta! Are you ready for your Stuffing? Because we are more than ready to give it to you. We are also ready to reach in and play with your giblets. Yep, this week is Thanksgiving week and we have one terrific spread for you, lemme tell ya. We have comedians, Coors, Cool Whip...a full feast of fantastic funny freaks ready to FIESTA!!!

First up, how 'bout some juicy white breast meat?

We have a favorite of the JMP, Kira Soltanovich. Born in the former Soviet Union, and raised by immigrant parents in San Francisco, Kira Soltanovich has plenty to laugh about. "Like most kids, my parents took me to Disneyland …not for the rides, for the lines. They assumed there’d be food at the end of them." Kira was a series regular for four seasons on Girls Behaving Badly, and has also appeared on such shows as Jimmy Kimmel Live, 3rd Rock From The Sun, and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. (Kira will be headlining the Purple Onion in San Francisco on December 5th!)

Next up, MORE tasty white breast meat ...with a side of spaghetti!

Cheril Vendetti is a seasoned and much sought after comedienne on America’s comedy circuit, where her bookings keep her on the road for most of the year. When in Los Angeles, she is a regular at the world famous Comedy Store in Hollywood, and recently appeared in the “The Main Room,” a documentary about the club. She received a Clio award for playing an Italian cook in a Foster Farm commercial, and has appeared on HBO’s Real Sex (thankfully, fully clothed). It was on stage at NATPE where talent agent David Tenzer of CAA began to represent Miss Vendetti and her cooking show “I Got Your Recipes..Right Here!!” It was also on that stage where she got to create two TV pilots “The Queen of New Jersey” and “Queen of the Road.” Miss Vendetti has just completed a comical cookbook, “Mistress of the Mob Cuisine.”

Next..no meal would be complete without a side dish of Corny...

Steve Ferris started doing comedy in 2004 and has been doing it consistently since. Before that he did it for a little while and then stopped for a year. Before that he did it one time in a high school talent contest, which resulted in him being suspended for three days. Really though, he kind of feels like he's always been a comedian, and his whole life is like his act. Steve Ferris has many talents, but comedy is probably his favorite. The reason for this is because you can see it in everything that he does. His style is the result of a dissatisfaction with convention and a strong interest in innovation. The approach is less physical, less intellectual, and more emotional and dramatic. This means comedy that you feel from the inside. Steve features regularly at the San Francisco Punchline and his genres include puns, observational, innuendo, dick, anti-humor, one-liners, and shock.

Now who's in the mood for a little dark meat on their plates? :) We are!!

We're serving up some delicious, juicy portions of Tony Sparks and Kaseem Bentley! Kaseem is the Bay Area's number one insult comic and Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the Father of SF Comedy, is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. Tony Sparks is a class act when it comes to professionalism, supporting the comedy community, and bringing non-stop laughs and fun to us all. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows including Speech Therapy Comedy at Il Pirata, All-Star Comedy and More at The SF Playhouse, Street Legal Comedy at Pissed Off Pete's, and Raw Comedy Night at Poleng Lounge.

And finally... DESSERT has arrived! He's sweet, he's funny, and often quite creamy...Butch Escobar is on the plate!

Butch Escobar hosts a kick-ass monthly showcase at the San Jose Improv on the 4th Wednesday of every month called “Butch Escobar’s Unfiltered Underground.” Butch also has hosted and featured in Big Al’s Big Ass Comedy Show, another great show you can catch at the Improv. You can see Butch perform at other great venues around the South Bay and it’s a guarantee that any of the shows he’s involved in is going to be a great time. Butch is great—he tells it like it is and does not censor himself by any means. And, it’s a well known fact, we’re all about not censoring yourself on the JMP. We can’t wait to talk about anything and everything with him!

Now unbuckle your pants, Pilgrims. And Tune in!

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Did you hear about the X-rated turkey? It's served with very little dressing.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Nov. 7

2009-11-06T16:38:00.000-08:00

First and foreskin, we'd like to thank all the fiercely funny comedians who came and did our last show, namely Steve Booth and all of our faithful regulars Kurt Weitzmann, Dr. Brian King, Michael Hyde, Drew Pult, and Kevin Munroe. It was record breaking as one of our most vulgar shows we've had to date, but we also had record-breaking fun and laughs, so what're ya gonna do? Yes that's right, you're gonna catch the madness, vulgarity, and hilarity one more time by clicking "Last Show" on www.fccfree.com. DO IT!!!

And now for this week's line-up of superstars, planets, and possibly Uranus...

Mike Siegel is a professional stand-up comedian, host and actor. He can be seen nationally every week hosting TBS network's "TBS Movie EXTRA ", HGTV's "If Walls Could Talk ", and Fine Living networks' " What You Get For the Money" (which also airs on HGTV). He has also hosted the Game Show Network's "GSN Live". But his television appearances hardly stop there. He began his TV career as a VH-1 on-air personality, and followed up as host of the NBC hidden-camera special, "Payback ". Mike has performed stand-up comedy on numerous television shows, including "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn " (CBS), "Late Friday" (NBC), "Comedy Showcase with Louie Anderson" (NBC), "Stand-up, Stand-up" (Comedy Central), and "Friday Night" (NBC).

Mike has also been a repeat panelist on the hit late-night talk show on E!, "Chelsea Lately". Mike's also been seen on the small screen as an actor. He was a recurring guest star on the CBS drama "JAG" , and had supporting roles in such shows as "24" (FOX), "Prison Break" (FOX), "Less Than Perfect" (ABC), "Eve" (UPN), "Strong Medicine " (Lifetime), "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" (FOX), and " Sabrina" (WB). Mike made his transition to movies with a bang by landing a role in the highly acclaimed Steven Soderbergh drama Traffic , starring Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones. He had a scene-stealing supporting role in the independent feature The Godfather of Green Bay, starring Lauren Holly, and another in Freeloaders, directed by Dan Rosen. Mike also played a lead in Inside Out, a short film directed by L. Zane.

Kurt Weitzmann has been performing comedy for over 15 years and his act has been seen on Comedy Central, MTV, and on the stages of every San Francisco comedy club ever to come or go. Kurt Weitzmann created, edited, and produced the ingenious "SF Weakly", a highly celebrated parody of the SF Weekly, for which he was labeled a comic genius by non other than The SF Weekly. Kurt Weitzmanns comedy sketch album TALENTED is now available on AMERICAN DREAMS RECORDS. Kurt is also the producer of the new hit film "Last Call" and co-creator of the very popular and funny "Jesus Roast" and "Hitler Roast". Kurt is also a regular performer at the SF Punchline.

Ronn Vigh, so-sexy-it’s-difficult-to-not-jump-his-bones-while-he’s-on-stage, brings his unique brand of comedy to clubs, colleges, and airport lavatories all over the world. His brash attitude and acerbic wit have earned him a comparison to a young Joan Rivers by SF Weekly. Well, if she were male, gay, and didn’t shoot Botox by the pound. He was featured on NBC’s Last Comic Standing II and in 2005 founded and still co-produces the successful “Harvey’s Funny Tuesday’s” weekly comedy show at Harvey’s in the Castro District of San Francisco. No stranger to the comedy and alternative scene, he recently hosted Palm Springs Pride, headlined the Lake Tahoe Gay & Lesbian WinterFest, 10th Annual Michigan ComedyFest, and the list goes on and on and on--much like when Ronn speaks.

His one man show, 98 Pounds of Fury, enjoyed a successful run, appeared in the Off-Broadway smash hit 10 Naked Men, recently hosted coverage for the SF GLBT Pride Parade and gained much attention for a controversial off-the-cuff comment about bisexuals. He’s played Joan Rivers at Comedy Noir’s Jesus Roast, a gay Elvis Presley in a Vegas.com commercial, and a science geek in a Magrack ad displayed in NYC subways. Needless to say, he’s versatile (in many ways). He’s been heard on the radio waves and a frequent contributor to shows such as "Fernando & Greg" on Energy 92.7FM, Shake Radio on 960 AM, The Quake and Live 105’s KGAY Weekend in San Francisco. He currently reports, and was featured in, the New York Times for his "Weekly Show" on Vidsf.com. His biggest accomplishment to date: working as a flight attendant and he never smothers any of his passengers with a pillow.

Trevor Hil l is also coming to the JMP! After years of joking around with his friends, literally none of them insisted that Trevor bring his talents to the stage. And on a dare, he ended up winning that contest! And the rest is history. Trevor got his start at the world-renowned and internationally respected Mike T. Benatar's Zanie Chuckle Station in Hermosa Beach, CA. This is where he met and shared the stage with such comedy legends as Tito the Entertainer and Jeffy "The Banana Man" Silverstein. After only 2 hours and 45 minutes in the comedy game, Trevor has performed in clubs in SF, LA, NY, H, and also D. He has also performed his family-friendly stylings at all the colleges on earth. His hard hitting comedy touches on such controversial topics as incest, genocide, and Sandra Bullock movies. Trevor is also the co-creator and host of the award-winning comedic game show, "Hey, What's in this Can?" In 2009, he was a semi-quarter finalist in a Comedy Competition. And the rest is history...

Trak Roberts, AKA "Trak the Entertainer," is a new breed of artist who's going to take the entertainment world by storm. He's a 33-year old stand-up comedian, producer, singer-song writer, rapper, and political poet. Trak Roberts is the new version of today's "urban rennaisance man", blessed with a multitude of talents and the god-given ability to demonstrate proficiency in all of his crafts. Trak's got all the tools he needs in his entertainment arsenal to become one of the next great multi-media stars! Trak has featured in two comedy DVDs that were filmed this year, and had the honor of opening for the "King of Venice Beach" Michael Colyar, a 23-year veteran of the comedy circuit. Look out world..."The era that is Trak is among you!"

Cody Woods is a comedian that does comedy sometimes. He is based in the San Francisco Bay Area and is being black balled in the comedy industry. If you would like to see Cody perform, just find him on Facebook at: facebook.com/i.have.balls.of.gold so you can find a gig near you that he will not be getting booked at. His material is performed mainly in a topical and intimate style and is pretty edgy. Cody Woods also runs a shithole comedy venue on Stanford campus called the "750 Pub", where comics have the privilege of being enjoyed by people who will be making up to $450,000 within the next two years and happen to be the same type of people that comics often gawked at in high school. Cody Woods is also very articulate and his vocabulary is often filled with prestigious words like "gawk" and "high school". Cody Woods is part Irish and once had a dog.

Now turn off all the lights. Prop up a telescope by the window so you can get ready for some local and national comedy celebrity star gazing. If you don't have a telescope, then by golly, get your binoculars out, you naughty little perverts..and don't forget to turn on the radio...

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 17

2009-10-16T12:30:00.000-07:00

Oh, baby. This show is going to be huge. Heeeyuuuge!

Zane Lamprey is going to be on the show. Yes, he really is this time! REALLY! Hey look. His kid was sick last week. Give the dude a break! We are going to have some cool give-aways during Zane's segment this week so be sure to listen up. You could win something! You want to be a winner don't you?! Sure you do.

Zane Lamprey, as seen on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, is a comedian, actor, editor, producer, and writer for television and movies. Early in his career, he worked on several projects for Comedy Central, Girls Gone Wild, VH1, and Nickelodeon. He was also a cast member on MTV's Damage Control and host of VH1's reality show Motormouth. Zane is best known for being the globe-trotting “Libation Guru” who travels the world (with a stuffed monkey called Pleepleus) in exploration of local drinking customs as host of Three Sheets.

Three Sheets is a cult television travelogue airing its fourth season weeknights at 10pm ET/PT exclusively on Fine Living Network (FLN), one of five lifestyle cable networks from the makers of HGTV and Food Network. Three Sheets has taken Zane (and Pleepleus) to over 50 countries, where he has visited countless watering holes, consumed exotic drinks, and encountered a colorful cast of characters along the way. His mission is to offer viewers a great window on leisure time libations throughout the world. Three Sheets has a fan following via Twitter and Facebook where thousands of followers show up to “tip a few” with Zane.

Despite holding the title “Alcohol Ambassador to the World,” Zane claims the show is not about getting inebriated but rather an educational journey, saying "I drink to try new things, to learn about drinking cultures…sometimes levels of inebriation are the by-product of my job.” Adding, “I don’t drink as much as people think. It's like I'm sure the math teacher doesn't come home and do math.” He also hosts Have Fork, Will Travel, currently running on Food Network, a show similar to Three Sheets focusing on local food and eating customs.

Next up, we have the very amusing and multi-talented Steve Booth!

Steve Booth has had a varied career in stand-up, television, and film. His commercials include "Free Doritos – Snow globe throwing office worker," which was voted Superbowl XLIII’s NUMBER ONE COMMERCIAL by USA Today, MSNBC and YouTube, "Get More Heinz – Big Kid," a Herbert Brothers Production, and "Duct Tape – Duct Taped Roomate," a Doritos Crash The Superbowl Finalist that aired on Comedy Central, MTV, and G4. Steve was host of 17 episodes of XLTV, which aired on UPN for two seasons. He was also a featured performer on Uncut. Steve also appeared on SplatterFactor as comic relief interviewing paintball players and fans. This show aired for one season on FOXSPORTS. Steve has also had numerous small spots in music videos, local commercials, and appearances as a local personality.

Steve was also a featured comedian in the South of Sanity Stand-Up Comedy Tour, was a Finalist in Jerry Springer’s Funniest Fan Contest, and was a featured comedian in Laughter From The Homefront – a DVD for troops in Iraq. He has done hundreds of performances at comedy clubs, colleges, corporations, and theaters across the midwest. He is currently the Director of Nacho Mamas Comedy, and has been in the Wit’s End Comedy Troupe, Trespassers Only Improv Comedy, and Friday Night Live. Steve also taught improv and acting workshops at Xavier University and for corporate sales/brand/team building. Steve has authored a book and DVD series entitled Improv Games for Groups. He was also author and performer on House of Bugs, a 10-song children’s music CD, and he was author and performer for a 12-song comedy album entitled “Screwed, Blued, and Tattooed”. Steve Booth was also a celebrity judge at the Oxford International Film Festival.

Dr. Brian King is a comedian who also is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian. Dr. Brian also produces the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco.

Michael Hyde is a comedian in the San Francisco scene and no, he's not gay. Apparently raised by a pack of wild televisions (all tuned to Gilligan's Island), Mike has recently escaped the vile clutches of the so-called "King of the Burgers." Mike was born on the 2nd, 3rd, and sometimes the 6th of November, after a successful 12-month tour of his mother's uterus. His mother (known ever after as "Mommy") turned to the infant's father, proudly presented him with his new son and said, "Vasectomy or divorce. Your choice." Surprisingly, his father took both. Or maybe not so surprisingly. This was followed by forty years of completely boring crap, except for a five-year period when he was a 3-star gourmet chef on a ship full of piratical morons. But that's another story. Mike enjoys crazy-extreme sports, such as climbing stairs, searching for his feet, skydiving over Africa, and is still not gay so quit insinuating. Michael Hyde performs at clubs and venues all over the Bay Area, including the San Jose Improv, the Purple Onion, Tommy T's, Rooster T. Feathers, Castagnola's, the SF Clubhouse, the Blue Lagoon, and PepperBelly's.

Drew Pult is just a funny-ass cripple trying to take the ramp to the top. An elevator would work too, just no stairs. He has the ambition of a young Bill Gates and the mobility of a young redwood. Drew Pult does stand-up in a wheelchair. Now THAT'S funny! Drew is a regular headliner at Tommy T's Comedy Club as well as many other venues throughout the Bay Area and also is co-host of the hot new comedy talk radio show Antithesis Radio, which airs on Friday nights at 10 PM on our home station, FCCFREERADIO, 107.3 FM in San Francisco.

Kevin Munroe is a very tall and very funny comedian originally from the Carribbean. Listening to him reminds you of a lazy, tropical beach and one very, VERY potent tropical drink. Kevin was a finalist in this year’s Rooster T. Feathers Annual Comedy Competition and he's a favorite in the SF comedy scene. Kevin was part of the "Over Six Feet of Funny" troupe and also produced the long running “Ebony & Irony” show. He's an amazing talent and also just a really cool person. You can catch Kevin at all the major comedy clubs in the area and he makes regular appearances at the SF Punchline and the Purple Onion.

Now put the car in park, ease the seat back, make sure no cops are around, then fondle your left nipple a little.

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 10

2009-10-09T10:46:00.001-07:00

October 10th is an important day in American history. October 10th is the birthday of Brett Favre (statistically the greatest quarterback of all time), the birthday of David Lee Roth (hottest, most talented teen idol of all time--Fuck Van Hagar!), and of UTMOST significance, the air date of the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta (the best comedy talk radio show of all time)!

Awww yeah that's right. We are back in the saddle, feeling rather spunky, and ready to blab our heads off about everything and anything with more rambunctious comedians.

Zane Lamprey, as seen on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, is a comedian, actor, editor, producer, and writer for television and movies. Early in his career, he worked on several projects for Comedy Central, Girls Gone Wild, VH1, and Nickelodeon. He was also a cast member on MTV's Damage Control and host of VH1's reality show Motormouth. Zane is best known for being the globe-trotting “Libation Guru” who travels the world (with a stuffed monkey called Pleepleus) in exploration of local drinking customs as host of Three Sheets.

Three Sheets is a cult television travelogue airing its fourth season weeknights at 10pm ET/PT exclusively on Fine Living Network (FLN), one of five lifestyle cable networks from the makers of HGTV and Food Network. Three Sheets has taken Zane (and Pleepleus) to over 50 countries, where he has visited countless watering holes, consumed exotic drinks, and encountered a colorful cast of characters along the way. His mission is to offer viewers a great window on leisure time libations throughout the world. Three Sheets has a fan following via Twitter and Facebook where thousands of followers show up to “tip a few” with Zane.

Despite holding the title “Alcohol Ambassador to the World,” Zane claims the show is not about getting inebriated but rather an educational journey, saying "I drink to try new things, to learn about drinking cultures…sometimes levels of inebriation are the by-product of my job.” Adding, “I don’t drink as much as people think. It's like I'm sure the math teacher doesn't come home and do math.” He also hosts Have Fork, Will Travel, currently running on Food Network, a show similar to Three Sheets focusing on local food and eating customs.

Mike Siegel is a professional stand-up comedian, host and actor. He can be seen nationally every week hosting TBS network's "TBS Movie EXTRA ", HGTV's "If Walls Could Talk ", and Fine Living networks' " What You Get For the Money" (which also airs on HGTV). He has also hosted the Game Show Network's "GSN Live". But his television appearances hardly stop there. He began his TV career as a VH-1 on-air personality, and followed up as host of the NBC hidden-camera special, "Payback ". Mike has performed stand-up comedy on numerous television shows, including "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn " (CBS), "Late Friday" (NBC), "Comedy Showcase with Louie Anderson" (NBC), "Stand-up, Stand-up" (Comedy Central), and "Friday Night" (NBC).

Mike has also been a repeat panelist on the hit late-night talk show on E!, "Chelsea Lately". Mike's also been seen on the small screen as an actor. He was a recurring guest star on the CBS drama "JAG" , and had supporting roles in such shows as "24" (FOX), "Prison Break" (FOX), "Less Than Perfect" (ABC), "Eve" (UPN), "Strong Medicine " (Lifetime), "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" (FOX), and " Sabrina" (WB). Mike made his transition to movies with a bang by landing a role in the highly acclaimed Steven Soderbergh drama Traffic , starring Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones. He had a scene-stealing supporting role in the independent feature The Godfather of Green Bay, starring Lauren Holly, and another in Freeloaders, directed by Dan Rosen. Mike also played a lead in Inside Out, a short film directed by L. Zane.

Gail Jones is a recovering Southern Belle from a little bump in the road town called Hartselle, Alabama. In the late 70’s, she started doing lectures on sex education. She was surprised to find that she had a knack for making people laugh and putting the audience at ease. She combines the insight and humor that she gets from her "day job" as a sex therapist with the laughs and pain of being an older single person in the dating world. She has also co-written two children’s books as well as produced and hosted a cable access show, "Let’s Talk About Sex and Loving" where she won a BACE Award and WAVE Award. Described as the "Phyllis Diller of the 21st Century," Gail brings her background in lecturing improv, acting, writing, and stand-up comedy to venues all over California where she keeps her audiences laughing all the way home.

Daymon Ferguson hails from Hell. Or rather, Chico California, where he was born into a white trash tradition that he’s been trying to escape ever since. High school brought the impetus Daymon needed to become a comedian—he announced to his tenth grade drama teacher that he would one day become a stand-up comic. He got right on that, too. A mere twenty years later, here he is! But first he had to take care of a few other careers—Daymon has been a diesel truck mechanic, pizza delivery guy, forklift mechanic, waiter, racecar driver, ditch digger, exotic dancers’ bodyguard, and lawyer. All of which have helped prepare him for a career standing up in front of a bunch of people, telling dick jokes. Daymon is a treat on stage, not to be missed, and you can catch him regularly at the SF Clubhouse.

Butch Escobar hosts a kick-ass monthly showcase at the San Jose Improv on the 4th Wednesday of every month called “Butch Escobar’s Unfiltered Underground.” Butch also has hosted and featured in Big Al’s Big Ass Comedy Show, another great show you can catch at the Improv. You can see Butch perform at other great venues around the South Bay and it’s a guarantee that any of the shows he’s involved in is going to be a great time. Butch is great—he tells it like it is and does not censor himself by any means. And, it’s a well known fact, we’re all about not censoring yourself on the JMP. We can’t wait to talk about anything and everything with him!

Now go in the kitchen and fix yourself a delicious horndog.

Then tune in!

Listen to the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta this Saturday night from 8 pm to midnight!

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"Aint talkin' bout love! My love is rotten to the core." -- DLR

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 3

2009-10-02T12:01:00.000-07:00

This Saturday is an incredible show with an awesome line-up of insanely talented (and in some cases, insane) comedians. (Yeah we know. What's new?) Our combination of celebrity guests, local outstanding performers, and NO CONTENT RESTRICTIONS make the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta the most deliciously fun comedy talk radio show to be on in the whole fuckin' world. Get it? Wonderful.

Anthony DeVito is a comedian, actor and writer and a native New Yorker. He performs stand-up, character, and sketch comedy all over New York City in venues like Comix, UCB Theater, and The P.I.T. He acts in national commercials, network television and film, and writes comedy for magazines, stage, and the web. Anthony’s television credits include the Season 4 Premiere of Rescue Me with Denis Leary, NBC's Late Night With Conan O'Brien, and VH1’s Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins. He’s also appeared on A&E, Discovery Channel, VH1’s All Access series and Comedy Central.

Anthony had his film acting debut in the hit comedy from Italy, Natale a New York (Christmas in New York.) He can soon be seen as a co-lead in the independent feature Apostles of Park Slope. He has acted in short comedy films playing a crack-dealing plumber, a Sharpie®-sniffing office drone, a competitive priest, an inappropriately violent cop, and an assassin who works for the lottery commission. His stage credits include NYC’s Manhattan Monologue Slam, the Little Monsters Festival, and the one-act comedy CTRL+ALT+DEL, written and directed by Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien writer Andres du Bouchet. He recently took part in a staged reading of the new play Dear Blacksburg, I’m Dead about the Virginia Tech shootings. Anthony has appeared in commercials for Humira, Caesars Atlantic City, CarMax, Cablevision, NYC.gov, American Express, Price Chopper Stores and Fanta Soda. He's even been in a music video playing a mailman in Bon Jovi's Have A Nice Day.

In addition to conceiving and writing all his own material, Anthony spent three years coming up with new ways to make fun of ugly clothes as one of Us Weekly magazine's most popular Fashion Police. He’s contributed topical jokes to dailycomedy.com, video scripts for RiverWired.com, and humor for Jest Magazine. He also works as a creative consultant, combining his comedy and writing skills with his background in advertising to create ad campaigns, conceptual treatments and funny content for advertising and entertainment brands. Anthony co-created, wrote, appeared in, and edited the web comedy short re:ORG, a heartbreaking story of a bunch of saps who work in an office that's run by evil aliens from outer space, and is currently developing a new sitcom for the web.

Zane Lamprey is a comedian, actor, editor, producer, and writer for television and movies. He grew up in Syracuse, New York and went to school at SUNY Cortland in Cortland, New York where he majored in fine arts and minored in theatre. He has had a varied career in entertainment. Early in his career he worked on several projects for Comedy Central, Girls Gone Wild, VH1 and Nickelodeon. He was also a cast member on MTV's Damage Control and host of VH1's reality show Motormouth. He is best known for hosting Three Sheets, which ran on MOJO HD until through 2008 and now on the Fine Living channel. He also hosts Have Fork, Will Travel, currently running on Food Network, a show similar to Three Sheets focusing on local food and eating customs.

Steve Camaniti was voted Funniest Man in Cincinnati by his peers, Funniest Person in Ohio by Showtime Cable Network, and picked as Best Comedian in Cincinnati by both Cincinnati Magazine and City Beat Magazine. Steve is also a regular visitor on nationally syndicated talk shows, such as Bob & Tom and The Gary Burbank Show, and he was featured in Rolling Stone Magazine’s Comedy Issue. His television appearances include Comedy Central, CBS television’s "48 Hours", Showtime Cable Network, The Nashville Network, A&E, and MTV.

Daymon Ferguson hails from Hell. Or rather, Chico California, where he was born into a white trash tradition that he’s been trying to escape ever since. High school brought the impetus Daymon needed to become a comedian—he announced to his tenth grade drama teacher that he would one day become a stand-up comic. He got right on that, too. A mere twenty years later, here he is! But first he had to take care of a few other careers—Daymon has been a diesel truck mechanic, pizza delivery guy, forklift mechanic, waiter, racecar driver, ditch digger, exotic dancers’ bodyguard, and lawyer. All of which have helped prepare him for a career standing up in front of a bunch of people, telling dick jokes.

Six years of work as a lawyer have taught Daymon to truly despise lawyers. Since making the decision to quit law for comedy, he’s started to feel his soul growing back. It kind of itches. When he’s not in front of a jury or worse, a crowded comedy club, Daymon likes to tempt the fates that have let him live for the last 35 years. He flies small planes, scuba dives, and pretends to be a medieval warrior by putting on 50 pounds of plate metal and running around in the blazing sun getting hit by big men with sticks. He is also an actor, a half-assed guitar player, and an avid wine connoisseur. (But please don’t call him a wine geek—he prefers the far more dignified “cork dork.”) He’ll pay $100 for a bottle of wine. But in beer he is true to his white trash roots—he refuses to spend more than $6 on a 12-pack. Daymon lives in San Jose, California with his lovely wife and baby daughter, his dog, three cats, some fish, and a bunch of fussy, demanding, and emotionally abusive houseplants.

Trevor Hil l is also coming to the JMP! After years of joking around with his friends, literally none of them insisted that Trevor bring his talents to the stage. And on a dare, he ended up winning that contest! And the rest is history. Trevor got his start at the world-renowned and internationally respected Mike T. Benatar's Zanie Chuckle Station in Hermosa Beach, CA. This is where he met and shared the stage with such comedy legends as Tito the Entertainer and Jeffy "The Banana Man" Silverstein. After only 2 hours and 45 minutes in the comedy game, Trevor has performed in clubs in SF, LA, NY, H, and also D. He has also performed his family-friendly stylings at all the colleges on earth. His hard hitting comedy touches on such controversial topics as incest, genocide, and Sandra Bullock movies. Trevor is also the co-creator and host of the award-winning comedic game show, "Hey, What's in this Can?" In 2009, he was a semi-quarter finalist in a Comedy Competition. And the rest is history...

Alex Koll is a comedian to the kind of person who likes Alex Koll. In a relatively short time, he has made a name for himself as the King of Import Racing three years running simply by writing "King of Import Racing" in every bathroom he lands in. For a while, he delivered wedding cakes in a Toyota that doubled as a home for an unemployed nuclear lab technician on the weekends. He recently lost his voice, but got it back without even trying. (Alex Koll also performs all over the bay area, regularly at the SF Punchline and Cobbs Comedy Club.)

Dr. Brian King is a comedian who also is a psychologist specializing in Human Sexuality, which always makes for some hilarious and sizzling conversation! Both Dr. Brian and Chantel are San Francisco comedians who run the wildly popular Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase at Castagnola's in San Francisco. Dr Brian has led many research projects, written papers, and presented at national conferences regarding his research on s-e-x. Hell, they even let him teach college a few times. He is not a therapist or counselor, but he is an opinionated smart-ass with regular access to a computer. He is also a fan of hip-hop, vodka martinis, and girls that wear skirts in the winter. Oh, and comedy. Dr Brian likes to think he's a comedian.

Chantel Williams started her life of comedy in the back of Buick; just about the time her family travelled across America to move to the great state of Oregon. Always witty and always astute, this young girl turned from street kid to non-famous blogger in a mere 27 years. Mediocre grades in high-school left her with no choice other than to marry her drug dealer boyfriend and shun her small town “Birthplace of U-Haul” for a slightly bigger town across the freeway. In that five years of her life there she gave birth to two ungrateful children, worked in a bowling alley, and drove a 1972 Camaro.It wasn’t long after another failed relationship that Chantel set her sights on the big city of Vancouver, Washington.

It was there that she found her greatest love; drinking red wine alone and in the dark. She moved on quickly from Vancouver to Portland, Oregon where public transportation is a plenty for drunks and where her unfulfilling writing career began. As a writer, she had an unfamous blog where many tens of readers came each day to track her daily drink and pill count. After her mother’s death, Chantel wrote a novel that is still yet unpublished due to its horrific writing and cruel unwarranted rants on racism and gender. A little skill she picked up in the Liberal University she didn’t graduate from. After Chantel’s children came of age she quickly kicked them out of the house and moved to San Francisco with her unemployed boyfriend and needy dog. She found there was never a city in the world as welcome to a racist Liberal as San Francisco. There she started a comedy club so her boyfriend would have legitimate excuses not to do the dishes and she could watch as others climbed ahead of her for fame and fortune. Oh life you cruel bitch!

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Sept. 26

2009-09-24T11:51:00.000-07:00

Guess who's birthday we're celebrating this Saturday night, Sept. 26th?

That's right, none other than Serena "I'm-gonna-shove-this-ball-down-your-fucking-throat" Williams! We're going to toast to Serena on her day. Why? Because she is completely out of control, out of line, she makes a lot of racket, and we can totally identify with that. We're raising cups of tea (rather than cans of Coors) because she's a NAUGHTY lil' teabagger!

Without further ado, we have a tremendous line-up of extremely funny and interesting comedians (to say the least), show producers, radio personalities, and regulars/favorites on the show, so let's get to showcasing our fine friends.

Jay Hewlett has issues. He does everything right and yet stuff happens to him. He figures it must be a conspiracy. Like the time he didn’t pay his phone bill. He got letters like, “Perhaps you forgot." Or, “Maybe it slipped your mind.” He wrote back: "Nope, no freakin’ money. They cancelled my credit cards. How do you expect me to pay my phone bill?” See, stuff happens to him. “And I don’t get it,” says Jay. “I work hard to achieve so little.” Born to a postal worker father and a high school drama teacher mother, Jay has always dreamed of working in the postal / acting profession. Now he is one jacket closer to that dream. You may laugh, and many do, but he has learned to be satisfied with making people laugh. After all, he’s a comedian. And how they laugh. His comedy / acting career is on a rocket. He was the winner of the Hermosa Beach Comedy Shootout, a recent finalist in the Northern California Comedy Competition and chosen a Best Bet entertainer by the Orange County Register. Jay performs regularly in Los Angeles at the Comedy Store, The Improv, and the Ice House. He plays clubs and colleges across the country, and you’ve seen him on Comedy Central’s Make Me Laugh, The Showtime Comedy Club Network, Saved by the Bell, Hang Time, Krippendorf’s Tribe (Touchstone Pictures), the independent short “A Slice Of Life” and as the recurring character Phil the Photographer on California Dreams. Jay is also a series regular as Jay the Postman on the syndicated comedy Food Rules.

Sandra Risser went to charm school to learn to say fantastic instead of bullshit. All that follows is fantastic rhetoric. She's young at heart (senile) and no prude (single in the 60s and 70s). She brings to comedy the vibrancy of youth and the wisdom of the ages (she's older than God). She gives an unorthodox and irreverant look at growing up in the Midwest (fantastic), the free spirit of the 60s and 70s (she's lucky to remember them) and being over 50 in our youth-oriented culture (respect your elders). Age is just a state of mind and wrinkles are only skin deep.

Anthony "Sly" Ramirez is a radio personality and comedian. He hosts The Sly Show, which is a 5-hour talk show that airs daily on theslyshow.com. Sly grew up in the San Francisco Bay Area, he's a high school dropout who was dropped on his head 12 times, and has often been described as a junkie and a genetic-prone alcoholic. Sly has been compared to Kanye West because of his egotistical personality, and according to Sly, the only reason he's been called egotistical is because he’s perfect and that’s the way it is! Sly is also a practicing Christian who plans on settling down with a nice Christian lady soon.

Awet Teame was born in Eritrea, East Africa. She left the country when she was three and moved to Italy with her mother, where she lived for about two years. Awet then moved to Boston, MA where she was raised. Upon graduating from Emerson College with a degree in Visual and Media Arts/TV, she completed four internships at Carsey Werner, The Bold and the Beautiful, Fine Line Features, and Humble Journey (Erik La Salle's Film Production Co.). Next she moved onto work at New Line Cinema but got fired over some interoffice BULLSHIT! Awet then decided to do stand-up at the Laugh Factory immediately after. Since then, she's worked as a casting assistant on Animal Kidding and Flavor of Love and landed a job as an Associate Producer in a film called RevoLOUtion. After working production for many years, she decided stand-up is what she does best. Awet has performed on many famous stages in LA, San Diego, San Francisco, Boston, DC, Portland, Seattle, Tacoma, and recently Las Vegas.

A Canadian ex-pat who has called the U.S. “home” for the last seven years, Sheila Bryson has represented her motherland’s reputation for funny since before she could remember. Now, she’s trying to score free drinks for it.A finalist in San Francisco Comedy College’s Battle of the Bay 2009, Bryson brings a shamelessly personal, mostly intelligent, and frequently blush-worthy point of view to the stage. Drawing from her Canadian background and an uncanny ability to see the absurd in the every day, she invites audiences into her world with open (sometimes much too open) arms.

San Francisco performance artist Sia Amma has a great deal in common with many men on the planet. She’s circumcised. While the topic of female genital mutilation isn’t the kind of thing you’d normally find tossed into a comedy routine, the Liberian-born performer was struck with an epiphany on a local open-mike stage nearly 10 years ago: What if laughter could be the catalyst for universal healing? Onstage, she humorously remarked about the one thing that was taken away from her at the age of 9, which she “desperately” wanted to find: her clitoris. She got laughs. People were moved. Deciding that she would do whatever she could to put an end to female genital mutilation (FGM), she gave birth to a one-woman show, “In Search of My Clitoris,” and launched the nonprofit Global Women Intact. She sent the money she raised to African clinics and children in need of scholarships. “In the culture I came from, there are so many myths about women,” the performer says. “Sex is taboo and so is sexuality for women. To think that a woman can actually enjoy sex more than a man is hard for the culture to take.” Sia Amma perform locally in a funky, living room-size theater she founded on Ellis Street. The name of her room is Our Little Theater, and it's a comedy showcase featuring local comedians.

And finally, we are pleased to welcome back two regulars and favorites of the JMP, Tony Sparks and Kaseem Bentley! Kaseem is the Bay Area's number one insult comic and Tony Sparks, known to all in the SF area as the Father of SF Comedy, is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. Tony Sparks is a class act when it comes to professionalism, supporting the comedy community, and bringing non-stop laughs and fun to us all. He hosts a hugely popular open mic in the SF bay area, the famed Brain Wash Café in San Francisco. This is where NO ONE gets turned down for stage time. Tony enlists the entire audience, every week, to welcome every new comedian with “A Lot of Love!!!” What? "A LOT OF LOVE!!!!!!" Tony Sparks can also be found performing comedy and hosting shows all over the place, and he produces, promotes, and/or hosts several shows including Speech Therapy Comedy at Il Pirata, All-Star Comedy and More at The SF Playhouse, Street Legal Comedy at Pissed Off Pete's, and Raw Comedy Night at Poleng Lounge.

Save your money this Saturday night. Stay home. Put your sweat pants on. Grab a cold beer or a hot or iced tea (in honor of Serena). Recline to a semi-horizontal or fully horizontal position. Then tune in!

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Sept. 19

2009-09-17T15:24:00.000-07:00

Did you know that The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta will be airing LIVE from the green room at the San Francisco Punchline on Comedy Day, Sept. 20th from 8 PM - 10 PM? That's right, silly little darlin's...this is an exciting and historical event for us and we hope to see most of you at the Punchline on Sept. 20th, the evening of Comedy Day 2009 to have fun with us!

San Francisco's comedy community comes together each year to produce a five-hour show called Comedy Day. The Punch Line, Cobb's Comedy Club, SF Sketchfest, Pepperbelly's, Rooster T. Feathers and Comedy Day all contribute their favorite comedians to produce a five-hour set that entertains thousands in Golden Gate Park. San Francisco's comedy community ALSO comes together each week to listen to a four-hour show that entertains MILLIONS in the Tenderloin called the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta! That's right we entertain millions. Millions of fried brain cells in tens of people.

Josh Sneed is quickly making his mark as one of the top young comics in the business. After quitting a comfy day job working for Procter & Gamble, he’s made excellent strides in following his passion for making people laugh. He’s opened for such acts as Dave Chappelle, Dane Cook, and Lewis Black. Most recently, Josh finished 2nd out of 100 of Comedy Central’s top comedians in the Annual Stand-up Showdown, earning him a deal to record a new album on Comedy Central Records. In 2006, Josh filmed a 30-minute special, “Comedy Central Presents: Josh Sneed” that debuted in March 2007 and is currently re-airing. In November of 2006, Josh placed 6th in the Sierra Mist/MySpace Stand-up or Sit Down Challenge out of over 2,000 entrants. Finishing high in competitions is nothing new to Josh. In 4th grade he earned a blue ribbon for throwing a softball through a tire. In 2004, he performed at the Just For Laugh's Montreal Comedy Festival in the "New Faces of Comedy" group, one of the highest honors that a comedian at his level can achieve. Josh has also be seen performing in large venue theaters across the country as an opening act for the various members of "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour", and has made several appearances on "The Bob & Tom Show".

Grace White, a.k.a. “That Old Hippie Chick” launched her comedy career at the onset of her "Middle Ages," and has gone on to open for such musical acts as 3 Doors Down, Starship, Edgar Winter, Leon Russell, and Jethro Tull, as well as comedians Kevin Pollack, Jack Mayberry, Rocky LaPorte, and Father Guido Sarducci. Her television credits include appearances on "Good Morning America" and the "Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Telethon," she made her film debut in "The Independent," starring Jerry Stiller and Janeane Garofalo, and she's made thousands of fans laugh in Golden Gate Park from the stage of San Francisco's long-running annual "Comedy Day" celebration. White’s all female comedy tour, Women Who Kick Comedy Butt, has toured nationally and is now making plans to take over the planet. That Old Hippie Chick may not be the last of her tribe, but she is surely one of the most entertaining.

As of April 26th, 2009, Cameron Edmondson is 28 years old. He's had a series of careers and jobs that have left him unfulfilled, uninspired, and unemployed. He's from San Luis Obispo, he loves comedy, he has five brothers, his family is incredibly jacked up, and he currently resides in San Francisco.

Butch Escobar hosts a kick-ass monthly showcase at the San Jose Improv on the 4th Wednesday of every month called “Butch Escobar’s Unfiltered Underground.” Butch also has hosted and featured in Big Al’s Big Ass Comedy Show, another great show you can catch at the Improv. You can see Butch perform at other great venues around the South Bay and it’s a guarantee that any of the shows he’s involved in is going to be a great time. Butch is great—he tells it like it is and does not censor himself by any means. And, it’s a well known fact, we’re all about not censoring yourself on the JMP. We can’t wait to talk about anything and everything with him!

Phil Johnson isn’t angry. Even when he’s screaming at the audience in the guise of a schizo killing his girlfriend or a jilted lover insulting every bit of his ex-lover’s femininity, it’s done with a warmth and a knowing glance that it’s all in good fun. It communicates to the audience that no matter what problems they’re going through, there’s always someone even more screwed up than them. Phil Johnson is, in fact, a raging optimist. And better yet, it’s all set to music. Phil Johnson deftly wields his guitar, spinning out one funny scenario after another. Far beyond the strumming/storytelling and parody style of other comedians his songs are all original, and written to include the music as an integral part of the story. His shows have been called “choreographed frenzy” and his easy, mellow command of the stage turns completely demented on a dime. It’s a show with variety, energy, and originality that definitely pushes the boundaries. With years of experience leading his band Roadside Attraction, a college degree in music, and his activities in film and TV, Phil Johnson knows well what it takes to entertain an audience. But beyond just entertainment, Phil seeks to actually communicate something important… That life is just not as serious as we all think.

Now get ready for a long weekend of Comedy with John and Susan. We are your resident stalkers for the weekend.

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Sept. 12

2009-09-10T14:06:00.000-07:00

Hello Fans of Naughty Late-Night Chit-Chat...

This Saturday night is September 12th, a day of historical significance. On September 12, 1922, in what would become a major change in the marriage ceremony, the House of Bishops of the United States Protestant Episcopal Church voted 36 - 27 to delete the word "obey" from the marriage service. Aw fuck yeah!! Go Bishops!!! We 'aint obeyin' SHIT fellas! Go United States! Go WASPs! Now...if we could just figure out how to let our gays and lesbians have a marriage service, we'll be in business.

Then on Sept. 12, 1954, the hit television show "Lassie" made its debut. Remember that lovable little darlin'? (I don't either, I am too young.) Finally, we celebrate the birthday of the late, great Barry White. Thank you for bringing the romance back into our bedrooms! Even if we aren't getting laid.

First up on the JMP...Steve Caminiti is coming in to make us giggle! Steve was voted Funniest Man in Cincinnati by his peers, Funniest Person in Ohio by Showtime Cable Network, and picked as Best Comedian in Cincinnati by both Cincinnati Magazine and City Beat Magazine. Steve is also a regular visitor on nationally syndicated talk shows, such as Bob & Tom and The Gary Burbank Show, and he was featured in Rolling Stone Magazine’s Comedy Issue. His television appearances include Comedy Central, CBS television’s "48 Hours", Showtime Cable Network, The Nashville Network, A&E, and MTV.

Kelly Anneken was raised by a pack of feral television sets on the banks of Cincinnati's Mill Creek in the mid-80s, and was later left to fend for herself throughout 12 years of Catholic school with only network television to sustain her. After a brief flirtation with piety (which ended with her introduction to basic cable), she found herself adrift in adulthood, with absolutely no marketable skills to coast on until shuffling off this mortal coil. At this critical juncture, Kelly met and married a wealthy, surprisingly attractive computer nerd named Tom.

Using her intoxicating combination of airtight logic and sexuality, Kelly convinced Tom to leave behind his stable life in Ohio so that she could move to San Francisco and chase her dreams. Her dreams being, primarily, access to medical marijuana, re-electing Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger, and referring to herself in the third person. Eventually Tom humbly suggested that Kelly find new, more profitable dreams. So, after failing at every other possible form of employment, this industrious Jill-of-no-trades has opted to either make her own fortune by humorously chronicling the decline of Western culture or die trying. Confidentially, our money is on the latter.

Born and raised in Harlem New York, Jamarr John Johnson is an energetic, optimistic metrosexual with an eye on improving heterosexual relations! Not classically trained in the school of Bill Cosby and Jamie Foxx, Jamarr marvels at their abilities and hopes to smack the world by surprise. He also enjoys the obscure sometimes mundane observations of everyday life and indulges in the opportunity to share deep truths of his personal life. A determined performer, Jamarr performs and writes in front of a mirror every day to hone his skills. He desires to make people laugh while healing their souls. He is extremely committed to being entertaining and insightful as he hopes to be considered as one of the most authentic comedians around today!

Jamarr has performed with comedians such as Steve White, Christopher “Kid” Reid, Rene Hicks, Todd Paul and Rocky LaPorte to name drop a few. You can find Jamarr Hosting his own show on Cannery Row at Blue Fin Billiards in Monterey, California and has a recent appearances at the Improv in San Jose, The Crow’s Nest in Santa Cruz and The Broadway Comedy Club in New York City. The bottom line is, “Jamarr John Johnson will be a force to be reckoned with very soon” -- Christopher “Kid” Reid.

Cara Tramontano's comedy career started in the first grade as a loudmouthed New York Italian suddenly dropped onto a dusty playground in Tucson, Arizona. Now a creature of downtown San Francisco, her hobbies include tour guiding, coffee, and surviving the 30-Stockton. Cara's comedic inspirations include Bill Cosby, Maria Bamford, BART, and tourists. She produces Monday Happy Hour Comedy at Cafe Royale and performs all over the bay area thanks to ZipCar. Cara will embark on a national comedy tour as soon as ZipPlane launches.

As a child, Jason Downs would sneak away in the middle of the night to watch The Tonight Show. Jason's dreams would come true after graduating San Francisco State University with $30,000 of debt and no job skills. Beginning his comedy career in San Francisco, Jason has become among the best comics in the bay area. Like his influences, Eddie Murphy and Sam Kinison, Jason draws his material from his personal life. While on stage, Jason shares his dramatic and outrageous stories with the audience. A unique likeability allows Jason to confess his greatest flaws in an original, aggressive, and hilarious act. A good heart and a bad mouth allows Jason to share his story of a know-it-all who knows nothing.

Jabari Davis is coming on the show! I recently watched Jabari host the Roast of Tony Sparks, and I was absolutely blown away by how naturally funny he is as a comedian, roast master, and improviser. Also he is just a genuinely nice guy and fun person to hang out with. (And a lot of comedians are dicks, so that is saying something!) Jabari Davis is a hilarious LA-native comedian who performs at all the hottest shows in the area including Raw Comedy Night at Poleng Lounge, Speech Therapy at Il Pirata, King Pin Comedy, and Live at Deluxe at Club Deluxe. "This young comic is taking San Francisco by storm - a talent not to be overlooked." -- Tony Sparks, Father of SF Comedy.

Daryus Monday is funny on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. If I wore you out by listing all the days of the week to express how funny he is, you will really be worn out from all the laughter you will have after listening to him on our show. Daryus is doing big things right now and we will hear all about them this Saturday night!

Now put your hands behind your back and assume the position. You're being arrested, detained, and sentenced to four hours of non-stop laughter.

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The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Sept. 5

2009-09-01T13:57:00.000-07:00

Before the hot action of this blog starts, let me just announce again that The John Miller Program will be airing LIVE from the green room at the San Francisco Punchline on Comedy Day from 8 PM - 10 PM! This is an exciting event for us and we hope to see many of you at the Punchline on Sept. 20th, the evening of Comedy Day 2009! Now...

Do you remember...On the 5th night of September?...Love was changing the minds of pretenders...While chasing the clouds away...Our hearts were ringing...In the key that our souls were singing...As we danced in the night...Remember... How the stars stole the night away...Ba dee ya - Say do you remember...Ba dee ya - Dancing in September...Ba dee ya - Never was a cloudy day..........

Ahhh Hello September.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta welcomes you. We love this month because get a big time spike in our online downloads, morning drive listeners, and late night wackin' off'ers. You see, all the college kids are back in school, they're bored out of their hungover minds, they're totally broke, they're trying to hit the books, and the radio is usually on in the background. And guess what. They are LAUGHING THEIR LITTLE BUTTS OFF while listening to The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!

This week on the JMP!! Another stellar and long-winded blog! And another stellar and huge-humored cast of talented comedians. Most of these comedians are also comedy show producers in the area and are joining us in the studio for some quality time, emotional bonding, and of course partying heartily in honor of this concept of completely uncensored radio programming. And because it's always late on a Saturday night. And because we're a bunch of fuckin' alcoholics!

This week, in addition to our regular loose format of shooting the shit with our fellow comedian friends, we will be spending a short time discussing the business side of comedy from these folks who really know their shit! Find out what gets you booked, what prevents you from being booked, and how to set up and run your own open mic or showcase in your area so that you can get the most stage time possible.

According to Brian Malow, when he was ten years old, he asked his mother, “Why is the sky blue?" And I’ll never forget her answer: ‘Because I said so!" Not entirely satisfied with that reply, Brian decided to delve deeper. Turning to Isaac Asimov and Arthur C. Clarke – best-known as science-fiction writers - Brian soon found they both wrote non-fiction as well, and he quickly discovered that the actual science was even more exciting than the fiction! “They were great explainers – with so much personality,” says Brian. “They made it easy to understand and enjoy science." Did I mention that Brian Malow is a hilarious and gifted comedian who performs all over the bay area at venues such as the SF Punchline? He is.

Tina Allen is a California native with one foot stuck in New Jersey. Tina’s comedy covers a wide array of topics from dating, family, kids, skiing, being a teacher, growing up Catholic in today’s world, to getting older. She has been entertaining audiences throughout the bay area with her quick wit and cynicism. You can relate to her experiences, but don’t be fooled, she looks like she has a soft side but it’s not easily found. Growing up in an Italian/Irish/Catholic family that migrated to California from New Jersey allowed Tina to develop a strong personality while acquiring a ton of comedic material. She recently opened for Roseanne Barr, Sheryl Underwood and has worked with many other comics.

Kurt Weitzmann has been performing comedy for over 15 years and his act has been seen on Comedy Central, MTV, and on the stages of every San Francisco comedy club ever to come or go. Kurt Weitzmann created, edited, and produced the ingenious "SF Weakly", a highly celebrated parody of the SF Weekly, for which he was labeled a comic genius by non other than The SF Weekly. Kurt Weitzmanns comedy sketch album TALENTED is now available on AMERICAN DREAMS RECORDS. Kurt is also the producer of the new hit film "Last Call" and co-creator of the very popular and funny "Jesus Roast" and "Hitler Roast". Kurt is also a regular performer at the SF Punchline.

From the very moment this long-haired, middle aged, self proclaimed Rasta Jew Howard Stone enters the stage, hooting and hollering, you know you're in for a special treat. As a single dad with a gruff exterior but a heart of pure gold, Stone spouts alternative family values with edge and irony. He proudly extols the importance of ether as a viable tool for child rearing while launching effortlessly into tirades about pop culture, commercialism and the absurdities of life. Howard has featured in the “Jesus Roast” and “Hitler Roast”, and “The Uncle Howard Show” and performs all over the bay area.

Jason Myung Roger's sense of humor is rooted in his unique childhood. Although he was born in Seoul, Korea, at the age of five months, Jason was adopted by hippie parents and raised in, New Boston, New Hampshire. As the only Korean growing up, he developed a distinctive perspective on life which he conveys through comedy. His stories, characters, and antics all stem from his unusual upbringing. Through his company, Standup Guy Productions, Jason produces comedy and concert events. Currently, he has a monthly comedy show at the San Jose Improv called The Comedy Crashers and is producing a concert September 11, 2009 with NE-Yo and Day 26. He has performed in some of the country's premier comedy clubs ranging from NYC's Gotham, LA's The Comedy Store, Boston's The Comedy Studio, San Francisco's The Clubhouse and Cobbs, and The Improv.

Kelly Anneken was raised by a pack of feral television sets on the banks of Cincinnati's Mill Creek in the mid-80s, and was later left to fend for herself throughout 12 years of Catholic school with only network television to sustain her. After a brief flirtation with piety (which ended with her introduction to basic cable), she found herself adrift in adulthood, with absolutely no marketable skills to coast on until shuffling off this mortal coil. At this critical juncture, Kelly met and married a wealthy, surprisingly attractive computer nerd named Tom. Using her intoxicating combination of airtight logic and sexuality, Kelly convinced Tom to leave behind his stable life in Ohio so that she could move to San Francisco and chase her dreams. Her dreams being, primarily, access to medical marijuana, re-electing Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger, and referring to herself in the third person. Eventually Tom humbly suggested that Kelly find new, more profitable dreams. So, after failing at every other possible form of employment, this industrious Jill-of-no-trades has opted to either make her own fortune by humorously chronicling the decline of Western culture or die trying. Confidentially, our money is on the latter.

Comedian Sqweeks Morales is a great room runner in the South Bay area. She runs SEVERAL hugely popular shows including Comedy Empire, Ladies Night Comedy Show at So. First Billiards, the Look-Out Bar and Grill, and Slanted Comedy, which is at the prestigious San Jose Improv. I will be asking her questions about showbiz, namely, how comedians can go about starting and producing their own comedy shows and/or comedy troupes.

Simone Campbell has been keeping people laughing with her rapid-fire wit and in-your-face approach. Legendary lesbian comic, Karen Ripley describes her as "exciting, energetic, full of life. She warms the audience up to each other. Not an easy thing to do. Killer smile."

Now put on your disco rollerskates, put on that Sony Walkman II, and tune in!

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Hey, did you know you could say "FUCK" on our show?

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Aug. 29

2009-08-26T17:07:00.000-07:00

Million-dollar question: Which male comedian who was on our last show had his penis pierced?

Find out by listening to our last show's podcast, available now (only until this Saturday when our next show airs on www.fccfree.com. Click "Last Show").

Bumps and grinds to all of our guests to made us laugh 'til our jaws ached, our eyes popped, and our genitals inverted! Thank you Kevin Munroe, Nadine Rajabi, Kelly McCarron, Mary Van Note, Thomas Smith, Dr. Brian King, and Lindsay Blaz! (Find out who is pierced down there. Might be more than one person!)

Hallebooyah! This weekend John and I take a break from the show to have a life!

I will be at Planet Gemini in Monterey this weekend then heading down to LA, and while I'm doin' it to it on stage, John will be doing his thing running FCCFREERADIO 107.3 FM and hopefully de-stressing and getting some good relaxation!

This Saturday night, John will re-broadcast a very spicy and hilarious compilation of some of his favorite shows (and mine)! Be sure to tune in and catch The Best of the John Miller with Susan Maletta, which will feature our dear friends, regular guests, and cohorts in crime, Nadine Rajabi, Damon Williams, Phil Perrier, Kato Kaelin, Kurt Weitzmann, and Rob Brackenridge!

Now put your head back and say "Ahhhhh..." so I can stick somethin' in there.

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Thanks for listening every week. We think you are the cat's meow.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Aug. 22

2009-08-21T09:57:00.000-07:00

Well, it's Back to School week and we sympathize with your plight--school sucks ass! So what do you do? Well...you have options. You can put your nose to the grindstone and do your personal best, you can escape the boredom and/or pressure by getting wasted at lunch time, you can simply drop out, or, for those with slightly more ambition, you can always come get schooled by Veteran Juvenile Delinquents through a "special' on-air, alternative Continuation School, called The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!

But a word to the not-so-wise! Any non-listeners will be severely punished by Professor Miller and Lunch Lady Maletta with skin-stinging spankings, hours and hours of mind-numbing detention, and disturbing images administered via endless dick and anal sex jokes. Are you ready to fill out the paperwork? Great!

First up, we welcome the very talented and beautiful Iranian comedian, Nadine Rajabi! Currently, you can watch Nadine on Showtime’s "Hot Tamales Live", "The Skinny: Fat Free News" on MySpace TV and Hulu, and on The National Lampoon College Network where she has her own weekly half-hour show ("XM Underground" and "Press Pass") that syndicates to dorm rooms everywhere. You can also hear her on XM Satellite Radio (channel 154) on National Lampoon Comedy Radio ("Nadine @ Nite") Monday through Friday (6 pm - 9 pm), where she conducts celebrity interviews and shares her pop culture know-it-all-ness to the XM world.

Nadine’s other TV, radio, and writing credits include national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, Daddy’s Girls, TVgasm.com (current), Zazreport (current), weekly celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon (current) and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio (current).

Trevor Hil l is a semi-talented stand-up comedian from Santa Cruz, California. He's funny in the wrong kind of way. For those who have never personally witnessed his "comedy" act, he mostly does impressions of homosexual celebrities and various baryard animals with a few dick jokes sprinkled in between. Some people do laugh at Trevor's shitty jokes, but so people drink their own urine too. If you like Trevor Hill, well I guess that kinda makes you a piss-guzzler.

Mary Van Note is a stand-up comedienne of the weird variety. She performs at colleges, clubs, and festivals across the country and she is the creator and star of the award winning Independent Film Channel web series, The Mary Van Note Show: Gavin Really Wants Me. The San Francisco Bay Guardian called her a “Zine-Queen Comedian” as she regularly makes zines, crafts, and mini-comics. Her specialties are stick-figures and cross-stitch. "A Gracie Allen for the new millennium, Van Note's comedic styling is truly unique, as she combines elements of raunchy slapstick with charmingly innocent self-deprecation." - Flypmedia.com. "Kaufman-esque." - The Sound of Young America. "A true crowd pleaser." - Ian Brill.

Tom Smith is a respected member of the San Francisco comedy community regularly featuring at local shows and clubs. He is a writer, producer, and actor in the sketch comedy troupe '5x5', a founding member of the stand-up comedy troupe The Stand-Up Project and an instructor at the San Francisco Comedy College. He’s known for smart, crisp joke writing and delivery as well as an easygoing demeanor as he lays out his never ending and always defeated attempts to get through life with dignity. If you’re a prematurely bald overweight failed poet living in Oakland, CA who thinks your cell phone carrier is out to kill you; Tom is a comedian who’s singing your song. If you like to laugh at a prematurely bald overweight failed poet living in Oakland, CA who thinks his cell phone carrier is out to kill him/her, there might be something wrong with you, but check his shows out anyway.

Kelly McCarron's comedy career started in high school when she began writing comedic monologues for her drama class. The most popular was a reoccurring character: a girl who did what she wanted no matter how much of an outsider it made her. After high school, Kelly gave college the old college try and left after one year. Spending most of her time writing and missing the stage, Kelly stumbled upon stand-up comedy in the spring of 2007 at the tender and impressionable young age of 20. Kelly has been doing stand-up ever since. Now as Kelly grows up, she takes a playful view on the very important lesson of finding your true self. (She hopes that her true self is skinny.)

Hung Lee will also be joining us. Hung...will be joining us. Hung. That's a hell of a name! Hung! That's gotta be the most envied name a guy could have, am I right fellas?! Hung grew up in both Vietnam and Australia, he is a children's book author, a violinist, an actor, and a stand-up comedian all wrapped up into one hung package. Hung Lee has been in Wog Boy, the Fat Pizza movie, True Love and Chaos, and Sensitive New Age Killer. His first children's book, Barry Noodles and Da Killer Bs is about a Vietnamese kid who sets up a "footy" team (I guess that's Australian for soccer or something) for all the kids at his school who don't get picked. They start a competition called Kung Footy with all the kids who don't get picked at other schools.

Dr. Brian King will also be joining us on the show! Dr. Brian is a local comedian who hosts the wildly popular "Wharf Room Comedy Stand-Up Showcase" at Castagnola's in San Francisco.

Now get yourself some new shoes, a dapper new haircut, and pack up that backpack with supplies..but don't forget to put the Coors in the outside pocket otherwise you might get your weed all wet.

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Seriously though kids, stay in school and don't do drugs.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Aug. 15

2009-08-15T15:23:00.000-07:00

August is meant for all things HOT and SIZZLING... like steak fajitas, America's Best Dance Crew, Britney Spears' new herpes sores....and...The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta! Tonight...

Damon Williams is a Chicago-based comedian who has made numerous television appearances such as BET's Comic View (annually since '94) including his own one hour special. He's been featured on BET LIVE and most recently hosted several episodes of the legendary Showtime at the Apollo, formerly hosted by TV star Steve Harvey. In 1999 Damon performed for over 300,000 fans as the opening act for the highly successful Kings of Comedy Tour establishing him as one of the elite Comics in the nation. Damon was chosen to attend The Us Comedy Arts festival in Aspen (Feb 2000). In the summer of 2000, Damon headlined the Cedric the Entertainer Comedy Revue. Damon is a crowd favorite on the club and concert circuit and is currently on the Black Comedy Tour consisting of over 30 colleges and universities. His material is universal and there's something for all ages. His popularity has provided him the opportunity to work with some of the biggest stars in the business. Some of these stars include Aretha Franklin, Pattie Labelle, Luther Vandross, Ray Charles, Harry Belafonte, Chris Rock and even Little Richard.

The monthly comedy shows he produced for the past two years at the House of Blues came about after one appearance on the Jenny Jones Show. He was contracted to write, perform, and produce over 50 episodes. His starring role in the hit musical comedy tour "Laughin' on the Outside Cryin' on the Inside" generated standing ovations every performance. And finally, Damon maintains his weekly comedy showcase at B'n'J's in Matteson IL and often opens for the hit sketch comedy team "Forgotten City" at Second City a star on the rise his motto is "Don't Stop and Don't Quit." We are definately excited to have Damon Williams on our show!

Next up on the JMP, we are happy to have Jabari Davis and Tony Sparks on the show!

OK I am stoked. My friend and the hilarious comedian Jabari Davis is coming on the show! Jabari CRACKS ME UP!!! I recently watched Jabari host the Roast of Tony Sparks, and I was absolutely blown away by how naturally funny he is as a comedian, roast master, and improviser. Also he is just a genuinely nice guy and fun person to hang out with. (And a lot of comedians are dicks, so that is saying something!) Jabari Davis is a hilarious LA-native comedian who performs at all the hottest shows in the area including Raw Comedy Night at Poleng Lounge, Speech Therapy at Il Pirata, King Pin Comedy, and Live at Deluxe at Club Deluxe. "This young comic is taking San Francisco by storm - a talent not to be overlooked." -- Tony Sparks, Father of SF Comedy.

Tony Sparks is lovingly known as the "Father of SF Comedy", as he is responsible for much of this comedy madness in San Francisco and in Oakland. Tony hosts the Speech Therapy comedy showcase at Il Pirata on the first Friday of the month. He also hosts Comedy & More at the SF Playhouse Sundays, and the Thursday open mic at the Brain Wash. Tony Sparks is one of the nicest and funniest comedians you can meet. He's also one of the best comedy hosts you could be entertained by. Wonderfully supportive to comics of all levels (newbies to veterans), he helps make stage time available to anyone who wants it. Tony Sparks is a class act when it comes to professionalism, supporting the comedy community, and bringing non-stop laughs and fun to us all.

Finally we bring you two of the funniest, dirtiest, most deranged minds (next to mine) in the bay area...Lisa Myers and Daymon Ferguson!

Growing up, comedian Lisa Myers stood out as the oddball in a sea of flannel shirts and John Deere caps the small coastal town she grew up in. Born into a community of Scandinavians and hillbillies, she ran screaming for the big city as soon as she was able. On her path, the mouthy kid blossomed into a fully functioning funny broad. Part trucker, part pin-up girl, Lisa’s in-your-face comedy stretches the audience to the limits of taboo and perception, quickly establishing that she is not your typical “lady comic”. Whether she’s performing to a crowd of 10 or 10,000, her sardonic personality and less-than-demure attitude emerge on stage with attention grabbing and thought provoking humor. Having tackled venues from Seattle to Hollywood, and having recently performed alongside Robin Williams, Lisa is now sharing her act with most places in-between.

Daymon Ferguson hails from Hell. Or rather, Chico California, where he was born into a white trash tradition that he’s been trying to escape ever since. High school brought the impetus Daymon needed to become a comedian—he announced to his tenth grade drama teacher that he would one day become a stand-up comic. He got right on that, too. A mere twenty years later, here he is! But first he had to take care of a few other careers—Daymon has been a diesel truck mechanic, pizza delivery guy, forklift mechanic, waiter, racecar driver, ditch digger, exotic dancers’ bodyguard, and lawyer. All of which have helped prepare him for a career standing up in front of a bunch of people, telling dick jokes. Six years of work as a lawyer have taught Daymon to truly despise lawyers. Since making the decision to quit law for comedy, he’s started to feel his soul growing back. It kind of itches. When he’s not in front of a jury or worse, a crowded comedy club, Daymon likes to tempt the fates that have let him live for the last 35 years. He flies small planes, scuba dives, and pretends to be a medieval warrior by putting on 50 pounds of plate metal and running around in the blazing sun getting hit by big men with sticks. He is also an actor, a half-assed guitar player, and an avid wine connoisseur. (But please don’t call him a wine geek—he prefers the far more dignified “cork dork.”) He’ll pay $100 for a bottle of wine. But in beer he is true to his white trash roots—he refuses to spend more than $6 on a 12-pack. Daymon lives in San Jose, California with his lovely wife and baby daughter, his dog, three cats, some fish, and a bunch of fussy, demanding, and emotionally abusive houseplants.

Now then. Slip into something uncomfortable. Tune in!

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Remember. It's not the size of the boat that matters.. It's the motion of the fat sailor.

The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Aug. 8

2009-08-07T12:35:00.001-07:00

Hey y'all cowboys, cowgirls, and silly little jackasses...saddle up! Put on your spurs and assless chaps because it's going to be another bumpy and wild ride, Pad'na!

First off, big thanks to our guests last week who put the chuckles behind our buckles, Rob Brackenridge, Phil Perrier, Kurt Weitzmann, Daryus Monday, and Trakk Roberts! Check out the podcast of the show while it's up on www.fccfree.com (Click on "Last Show").

This week on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, we tip our hats and raise our Coors cans to Nadine Rajabi, Kurt Weitzmann, Charlie Ballard, Eric Cash, and our missing child, David Wiswell.

First up, we welcome the very talented and beautiful Iranian comedian, Nadine Rajabi! Currently, you can watch Nadine on Showtime’s "Hot Tamales Live", "The Skinny: Fat Free News" on MySpace TV and Hulu, and on The National Lampoon College Network where she has her own weekly half-hour show ("XM Underground" and "Press Pass") that syndicates to dorm rooms everywhere. You can also hear her on XM Satellite Radio (channel 154) on National Lampoon Comedy Radio ("Nadine @ Nite") Monday through Friday (6 pm - 9 pm), where she conducts celebrity interviews and shares her pop culture know-it-all-ness to the XM world.

Nadine’s other TV, radio, and writing credits include national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, Daddy’s Girls, TVgasm.com (current), Zazreport (current), weekly celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon (current) and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio (current).

Kurt Weitzmann has been performing comedy for over 15 years and his act has been seen on Comedy Central, MTV, and on the stages of every San Francisco comedy club ever to come or go. Kurt Weitzmann created, edited, and produced the ingenious "SF Weakly", a highly celebrated parody of the SF Weekly, for which he was labeled a comic genius by non other than The SF Weekly. Kurt Weitzmanns comedy sketch album TALENTED is now available on AMERICAN DREAMS RECORDS. Kurt is also the producer of the new hit film "Last Call" and co-creator of the very popular and funny "Jesus Roast" and "Hitler Roast". Kurt is also a regular performer at the SF Punchline.

Every young boy dreams of running away with the circus... but what’s a boy to do if it never comes to town? In his hometown of New Orleans in 1999, at the age of 21, Eric Cash solved that dilemma by forming his own circus. Five years later, he had completed 4 whirlwind U.S. tours, developed over 8 hours of original material, gained quite the bizarre skill set, and racked up multiple film and television credits. From there, he moved to San Francisco to pursue stand-up comedy, as well as developing an hour long street performance that gathers and holds crowds of up to 400 people to this day. He has performed in clubs, colleges, and festivals nationwide, and has appeared on HBO, The Discovery Channel, and MTV. Eric has been featured in an independent documentary, and his exploits have been written about in publications ranging from Hustler Magazine, to Dance Insider (a New York-based ballet and performance review magazine). His stand-up act reflects his life in every detail, driven by boyish charm countered with an angry intellect and a firm sense of the surreal, punctuated with a finely honed set of improvisational skills.

David Wiswell hit the San Francisco comedy scene in 2004. He tied for first place in MTV’s 2005 San Francisco “Yo’ Mama!” Competition. He also reached the finals of the Twisted Sea Biscuit Contest, the Brainwash Comedy Contest, and the San Francisco Comedy Club Competition. With material ranging from his love of children to his hatred of the Pope, David will display an interesting view of morality and logic that will leave you questioning both yours and his.

Charlie Ballard is 35, single, a Taurus, a total bottom but top for the right guy. He's been doing stand up for 6 years and his favorite color is eggplant. He loves long walks in jail and his favorite hobby is counting pigeons. Charlie currently has a very funny promo clip (for Jokes.com) airing on Comedy Central!

Now strap on those boots and get ready to wrangle with some shit-kickers!

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Mornings, Monday thru Friday 6 AM - 10 AM

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Y'all come back real soon now, ya hear?